Monday Morning Podcast 1-4-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about the conspiracies, wealth, and posting celebrity crush pictures.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

chris kazaam
chris kazaam

That vShred/secret health food bit better end up in an upcoming set.

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buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

I have a feeling there are not two sides to the story, divorce her ass is easy to say, there’s a lot of other crap that will go along with it and he will pay out the ass, she sounds like a real douche I hope he has good luck and his son✌🏻 buggie build is something my husband & do, sometimes I feel the need to let everybody know I’m a woman LOL it’s a real dude name ,love it because we build Buggies here in Florida✌🏻😷

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Damn I did not know Anderson Cooper was Vanderbilt ‘s son, that is absolutely horrific literally watching your son lose his shit so bad he jumped😥more horrific are these f’n trolls saying mean things ,even in a cute dog ,cat or baby video, maybe they just like getting a rise, to me I think they’re ignorant, I would say my opinion, but I think it’s a fact LOL people suck✌🏻😷

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Stealthought
Stealthought

God is a teenager

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Calvin Rivera
Calvin Rivera

Lol, bill accidentally keeping his tree alive

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Christian Hildebrandt
Christian Hildebrandt

Christians will never allow any shred of responsibility for negativity fall on THEIR GOD smh people just don't be a dick huh??

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Angie Elabed
Angie Elabed

You know with somebody is so old their hair looks like shredded wheat ? 😂😂😂

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tommy webb
tommy webb

For a guy who buys-in to conspiracy theories, Bill sure is a fuckin sheep 😆 🤣 😂

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João Pedro Rocha
João Pedro Rocha

Cc

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Aden Sutton
Aden Sutton

Download this went for a mile jog into the snow covered forrest. climbed 40 ft up a tree and am smoking a joint listening to the big red man! Thanks for the laughs bill

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Gphunk5000
Gphunk5000

Billy!

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Gabe LaRocque
Gabe LaRocque

This is authoritarianism. Rising unemployment, rising social instability, growing public debt, lack of leftist avenues to confront these issues equals authoritarianism. It's pretty much math. It is authoritarianism. Thank god they just lock u on your toxic cities and pretend to care for u. But dont lie and act like we ain't playing an authoritarian game. Look up rising authoritarianism in scholarly articles. As transnational capitalism undermines the nation, instability grows, and the only way to hold it together is authoritarianism. And that's what this fake shit is. Its alockdown to fix a broken system. Its risk society authoritarianism. Authoritarianism holds it together because there are no democratic ways to hold it together

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Andrew Becker
Andrew Becker

Sittin on a park bench do do do doo

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Joy Jones
Joy Jones

If you wanna know what's going on, just watch Shaq Fu

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shelberto swaggapants
shelberto swaggapants

I want a "plowing ahead" bumper sticker.

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Surt
Surt

The best way to prevent more hair loss is to do something about it while you still have some. SHIT! 😂

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Richard Wiley
Richard Wiley

"This year is fucked" - Karma

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Richard Wiley
Richard Wiley

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison...?"

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Richard Wiley
Richard Wiley

What happened at thee Capitol is that a bunch ov people watched Idiocracy and mistook it for a documentary.

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Richard Wiley
Richard Wiley

Thee Buffalo Bill guy reminded me ov Mantaur from thee WWF . . .

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Maestro Montag
Maestro Montag

Ah, to be Bill’s plumber

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Roger Wilco
Roger Wilco

I watched V for Vendetta last night and figured out Natalie Portman is hot

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???
???

I took my Christmas tree down on Christmas after we opened gifts lol. I hate it just sitting there taking up space.

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Gabrielle Knowles
Gabrielle Knowles

I love you Mr. Burr!!

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Lawrence ville
Lawrence ville

I live in Atlanta and we ain't wearing shit

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MS97- STUDIO
MS97- STUDIO

Oh my God I'm so fucking happy that bill burr finally seen the greatest movie ever made Once Upon a Time in the Wild West This movie is a greatest of all time even if you don't like Western just watch it the cinematography the choreography the ways film amazing

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Alan Lowry
Alan Lowry

Will Smith is excellent in "once upon a time in the wild west" 😉

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philip dufour
philip dufour

I honestly don't know where I'd be without Bill Burr right now. I'm so stressed out, I'm on the verge of losing my house. I've lost 2 jobs in the past year and some days I just want to cry, but when I put on this podcast I forget all that for the time being, I smile and laugh my ass off! Thank you, Mr. Burr. P.S. We would totally stand outside to see one of your shows!

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Queen Purple
Queen Purple

Billl is stupid now

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Davia -F
Davia -F

@38:50 I thought Bil was going to tell us about how he was improving!! 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dan Cable
Dan Cable

V is a great movie...got nothing too do with any of this but good movie

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Ducati 916 S4
Ducati 916 S4

Trump!

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Piper
Piper

Bill Baaaaa

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Trav2016
Trav2016

Yeah Bill your podcast is pretty weak now.

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John Olson
John Olson

Bill, I haven't gotten what I deserve, but I'm not sure who to blame for that. Any ideas?

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Radicalexpert B
Radicalexpert B

To answer the religious person question. God gave us free will. Those people make their own actions. Would he be a loving God if he dominated our population into obedience?

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J SkriptXXIII
J SkriptXXIII

I love the Patriots, lost 100 bucks on the super bowls they played against the Giants a while back. Fuckers won all year long two yrs in a row and eat shit at the final game that I place 100 on

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J SkriptXXIII
J SkriptXXIII

People like you are describing are extremes, regular preppers are just trying to help you, don't get them mixed up because some ppl dedicate their lives to gaining information and you could learn something neat but, some ppl are too extreme and make all the preppers look bad.

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J SkriptXXIII
J SkriptXXIII

abject: experienced or present to the maximum degree

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Sneakypreacher
Sneakypreacher

Bill...c'mon, man. I mean, just...c'mon. Seriously? C'mon, Bill. I mean, c'mon.

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Mocsk
Mocsk

The level of brainwashing in the US that even smart people immediately associate Hitler with Stalin and even Ivan IV, that's really impressive.

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Allan Adamson
Allan Adamson

I had an old buddy from Hawaii named Bill.. he was actually from Wisconsin.. a huge Green Bay fan.. and we'd bet the big games.. for like a penny or dime or quarter or ya anyway.. I'd do that with my Grandfather also & years later I found out my cousin had been betting my grandfather Vikings vs Green Bay every year & most years he was just raking in the cash lol

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Craig Cook
Craig Cook

Mask doesn't do shit brah...

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Craig Cook
Craig Cook

I dont wear a mask. Haven't been sick in over 3 years. Changed my diet, who would've known right!!!?...

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Mahdee
Mahdee

Can i just go fucking anywhere and listen to anything without hearing about masks and social distancing?? Hoooly fuck. 2 minutes in and this fucker talking about masks this and social distancing that. Cant even listen to one of my fav comedians wout hearing this bullshit. Fuck outta here god damn. I just wanted to enjoy a normal fucking podcast

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country swag
country swag

Well Billy red balls after the incident today at the Capitol I hope you and other people who states there is no difference in between the parties, please acknowledge the Democratic party would never be treasonous an attack the capital of this country like what just happened, Georgia strong

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ILLUSION
ILLUSION

You're a great actor my dude. That last performance in the mandalorian was phenomenal. Mad respect, well done 👏 ✔ 👍

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5K34M420
5K34M420

Can’t wait to hear his take on the capital storming today

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Excelsior Espio
Excelsior Espio

Was pretty funny

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Othmane Zarhbouche
Othmane Zarhbouche

Man im from morocco and im 22 and i saw the triology of once upon a time can't believe u haven't

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Sirr Zoidberg
Sirr Zoidberg

There really is an epidemic of good digging whores. And dudes are so dumb to think gold diggers actually like them for them.

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dex räikkönen
dex räikkönen

good idea: talk sports to virzi on the other podcast and just stop talking about fucking football on this one, Except f1, please talk more about f1.

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Sirr Zoidberg
Sirr Zoidberg

“The nazis are the Beatles of evil people”. - Professor Burr

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Soodank
Soodank

Disagree bill I would never wear a mask won’t catch me with 1 on. Have your read propaganda by Ed bernays? And aware of all of the walls set up based on lies, already exposed?

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Aaron Alexander
Aaron Alexander

Bill "I need a park bench" Burr over here

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Bagdad Aladin
Bagdad Aladin

Mask collect virus, not protect. Mask its like baseballs catchglow for illiness.

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Jack Smith
Jack Smith

As a "religious person," I can try and answer your question Bill. Not here to start a debate or get anyone super upset because I believe something, just trying to do my best to explain my end to things (not that it ever goes well on the internet but whatever). So most people are somewhat familiar with the story in Genesis. We were created in Gods image, we are given free will and essentially there's a bunch of do's but there's only one don't: don't eat the fruit. We eat the fruit and sin comes into the world. And sin is what spawns every bad thing. Most bad things in this world are a result of us sinning against ourselves, sinning against one another (both of which you could say are accurate even if you believe this is a bunch of mumbo jumbo which I'm sure plenty of you will in the comments) or sinning against God. The idea that the satan (original text translates to the adversary) is behind every bad thing isnt all that accurate and I think it's people not taking accountability for their own sin. Personally, I believe that the satan and demons are real and they do evil things - but often they are just tempters. We still have our free will. Finally Bill, to address your view on God, to see him only as a judge is pretty unfortunate, and I think it's a result of a lot of preachers out there. Generally you've got small time churches with angry preachers or big time televangelists who preach the prosperity Gospel and neither are right. Read the book, look at the cultural context and meaning behind the things going on. Whether you actually believe it or not, Christianity and the Bible have had a huge impact on our entire world for most of its existence (if not all for those that believe). People often say God loves you, which is true but if you believe in the Bible then it's not enough. God IS love. The fact that there is love in our world and that people can be loved is because of God. But God, being God is also sovereign. Meaning that regardless of what you like or don't like or agree or don't agree with, it's the right thing to do. Whether you believe or don't believe that, put the same circumstances into a hypothetical situation and it still stands true. As for God being a "judge," yes God also is a judge and there is right & wrong. But if there wasn't then it would completely go against God's character... As God. The most important and essential point of being a Christian is that you believe God sent his son Jesus to die and cover all your sins. So your whole "he needs to take accountability," well that's what Jesus did essentially. So that's brings me to my point, "Therefore there is no condemnation in Christ Jesus." Romans 8:1. Theres no way you'd read that whole thing but if you did, love your work Bill your hilarious. As for anyone else who actually read that whole thing, I know youre going to comment something along the lines of "that's a bunch a bullshit". There's nothing you can say that I haven't heard before. We aren't going to change eachothers minds. I'm not typing this to get you upset, just explaining my beliefs.

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maia Stonebridge
maia Stonebridge

Your podcasts have gotten so boring, please only do sports on your new one

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Nodrip!
Nodrip!

jean michael badquite is highly underrated

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Morgan Mac
Morgan Mac

1:05:12 - My God.... This dude definitely needs to gather the evidence that will make his case in court unbeatable, then get him and his son out of there!

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Andrew
Andrew

Poor bastard

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Huseyin Karakas
Huseyin Karakas

Go Bills!!!

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Blackice-196
Blackice-196

I don’t want to be the guy to say this, but the guy with the horrible marriage should get a paternity test. It seems pretty convenient that as soon as he wants a divorce she becomes pregnant despite them only having sex like twice a year. Something seems a bit off assuming everything he told us is accurate.

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Morgan Mac
Morgan Mac

28:05 - My New Years resolution is No Facebook, No Facebook Messenger, and no Instagram for the year. Definitely going to take this opportunity to do some soul searching after that hell of a year.

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Bagdad Aladin
Bagdad Aladin

Goood

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Andre Hicks
Andre Hicks

Dude Move next to Dave in Ohio or something........ CA. is boned ..... Save some loot It’s cheep AF in the wild wild Midwest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AND u can do shows wit dude and I can drive up and see it JUST SAYIN

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Charles Grigson
Charles Grigson

Of course once upon a time in the west is terrific, i mean, it'sthe crowning jewel of leone spaghetti westerns after the man with no name trilogy. The other one u thinking of is once upon a time in America. Prohibition era gangster flick also a gem

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Yung BLT
Yung BLT

Dont blow it Keep it simple Watch V For Vendetta

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Adam Porter
Adam Porter

I hope this comment gets to Bill so give it a thumbs up everybody. Bill, you're looking at this by blaming your fellow citizen, which is exactly the point. The virus originated in China, and it got out through a series of inevitable events which cannot be avoided in the current global economic structure, of build it where its cheap and sell it where its the most expensive. Now how is a virus from China my fault or your fault, it isn't, the fault is in the system. Now they have sold you a cure, "if everyone does as they are told we'll all be fine", and you are backing those people who are trying to implement that cure, issue is its not realistic, it was never really a viable cure, and they don't need it to be because it's shifted blame from the cause of the issue to people who are trying to deal with it. Who is liable for this now? No-one. What's worse is that the cause, the system we operate for global movement, hasn't been scrutinized, which means that it may be covid today but it'll be something similar again inevitably.

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Chris Phipps
Chris Phipps

I laughed my ass off when he called out that annoying ass excercise dude on youtube.

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tony flemingos
tony flemingos

New years revolution, I'm giving up crack and cigarettes

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Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

Gotta watch v for vendetta to know da way

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Boulder 007
Boulder 007

Regarding the lazy wife letter at around 1:01. My advice is...BOLT!! Cu z I have been there and I should have bolted a long time ago. She's being gone for years since we did finally split. And I entered another world, for the better! Guys, don't put up with this crap

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Pendoza
Pendoza

I always zoom out when he is talking about football. I just don't give a fuck.

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Antonio Ortiz
Antonio Ortiz

JESUS!!!! YES!!! I hate that add from the shredded dude. I fucking hate you cannot click out until 10seconds or so in

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Viflo
Viflo

Freeeeeeeeeee

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El Arizona
El Arizona

Zip....V for vendetta...... Recruiter! 🤣🤣

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Steven Payne
Steven Payne

What the fuck is this shit? Monday night football? get on with it Bill! 😂🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Alexander Munitis
Alexander Munitis

Bill is a mask npc lol

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Riley Cooper
Riley Cooper

Because “social distancing” and mask are working so well right bill?

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Look Upwards
Look Upwards

People are now contracting bacterial meningitis from their filthy masks hurray!

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Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Didn't you hear? The reason no one has flu this year is because people are wearing masks and social distancing, but yet Covid keeps spreading because people aren't wearing masks and social distancing

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CHNWA
CHNWA

@51:00 I keep getting this ad as well hahaha this guy is so full of shit

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Teacher Mike's Tube
Teacher Mike's Tube

Of all the things I used to enjoy that have been ruined by COVID-19, I think I lament the loss of Bill Burr the most. I know he admits to being ill-informed... I guess it just took the plandemic to really reveal the extent of it. But then again, he lives in LA (with Nia, no less), so it's to be expected. So mask up and get your vaccine, Bill, and we'll see how it all works out for you. And I don't care what 'Nia Said'.

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Haplo Blank
Haplo Blank

Can bill go an episode without whining about people without masks...? NAWP

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Dan Hen
Dan Hen

Bill holy shit you're amazing

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James
James

"You V for Vendetta c**** meUndies" 😂😂

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bammog
bammog

Hey buddy just watched your movie with the wife. We loved it especially when we found it to have a back story 👌👌

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Danny Walsh
Danny Walsh

Hey Bill, big fan V for Vendetta isn't a conspiracy movie, its based on the wonderful Alan Moore comic. You'll love it. Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving. Phenomenal. Anyway, good day to you, keep up the great work, please do more F is for Family

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Danny Walsh
Danny Walsh

YOU MUST FOLLOW GOD So why is the world fucked up? FREE WILL Who gave us that? GOD Why? So that we can't blame him for everything

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Jonathan Schwegler
Jonathan Schwegler

Bill burr segments r better than most!

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Jt the great
Jt the great

is ol billy blue balls talking about the hateful 8

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Kurs Hat
Kurs Hat

Bro I think u just scared and decided to act like a sheep so maybe they won't kill u

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Elijah
Elijah

Would love to see you live in NZ or Aus Bill

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Rowan Morris
Rowan Morris

After watching v for vendetta, I totally understand this podcast now.

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Kyhree Armstead
Kyhree Armstead

After watching you watching v for vendetta I also understand this podcast now. Nice curtains btw.

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Rachel Wendling
Rachel Wendling

I absolutely love your jokes ♥️ I’m a New Yorker - with some strep throat and the flu and possibly covid - your comedy helps me to fall asleep- thanks for doing what you do, and do take note- you have amazing talent

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Kyhree Armstead
Kyhree Armstead

Noice

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Owen Patch
Owen Patch

This one had me laughing out loud several times

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Shawn Zedwick
Shawn Zedwick

Yeah lets trust the "experts" they have only been right so far.

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griffin black
griffin black

Samo King 👑

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Patrick Woods
Patrick Woods

It doesn't make sense because V for Vendetta was about standing up to an authoritarian regime, more like Trump's administration. NOT democrats.

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Emiliano Hermosilla
Emiliano Hermosilla

Bill for the sake of your channel and your content, please, change the videos's titles you'll get more views, I really want more people seeing this quality you're uploading.

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John
John

“I feel it’s true deep down” is the new fact.

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John
John

Meanwhile every other first country is in lockdown again and their leaders are calling them morons for arguing against masks LOL

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Teresa B
Teresa B

Oh by the way, you are the best comedian ever!! I love u so much!! You make my life so much better💜🌠🐕‍🦺🌲💚, you are also a total genius!! Thank you darling angel!!

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Teresa B
Teresa B

Oh and you are exactly right on point!! You are my boy twin !!

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Teresa B
Teresa B

Thank you so much for your comedic genius,!! I love you and I'm not fat,!! Friends forever 😇❤🏵😅☃️🐻💜🐕‍🦺

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dan padgelek
dan padgelek

Drums. Rad. I did the same with filming. Helped. K cya

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