See Bill ,you can teach an old dog new tricks, LOL, well you taught yourself ,still can’t do it and I’m 48, from Florida b safe all✌🏻😷

'Ol Billy Brokeback, keeping up with the gay cinema

Bonjour bill, je t'ai découvert via the mandalorian et j'ai regardé tes spectacles sur netflix, ils sont très drôle !

Bill knows Hackysack 😂

You realize Austin is the most liberal part of the state don’t you

Ol Billy Bi-focal...it's LUF-TANZA!!! But lufsana will work I suppose...much love and bitterness from Lost Wages

Alex Morgan does a Cup of tea celebration after scoring vs england which was pretty talked about

For being such a brash, no fucks giving guy - Ol Billy Red Balls is sure scared of Covid

And sorry for the off-topic subject I didn't know how to get ahold of you or how to do any of that I'm not very technologically smart my buddy pointed it out that you're on YouTube I spent a week watching and listening to a lot of your stuff you're fucking hysterical by the way my buddy called me on his way to work this morning and had me tell the story to his boss so I said fuck it I broke down and went on YouTube found your most recent video watch the whole thing respectively by the way and told you both the story now it's off my chest hopefully I don't have to think about it anymore

Bill Burr how's it going fellow masshole here from your favorite state taxeschusetts 2020 has been one fucking hell of a year we can sit here and talk all day about the crappy shit is going on this year but there's one particular incident that my buddy has been picking at me about to come on here and talk to you about it my wife my friends they all think it's the funniest story in the world where I don't think it's funny and truth be told I'm still weirded out by the whole thing I live in Worcester right now and I don't know if you know the area but there's a lot of homeless people an addicts that live on the streets but here goes anyway during the summer on Saturday afternoon around lunchtime my wife at asked me to go to Walmart and pick up a few things I go to Walmart do my shopping now Walmart in Worcester has a little road at the back of the parking lot in which I use all the time because it points me in the right direction to go home anyways at the end of that little road there's street fights when you reach these street lights off to your left 15 yards is a set of railroad tracks and another set of Lights the stop signs the whole bit well at the end of this little road all the time is normally one or two panhandlers this time when I came rolling up on the light I was smoking a cigarette I had my window down big mistake on my behalf but I'll get to that there's two people a man and a woman the man is a very short man very drunk I's sitting on a cooler the woman is up walking around talking to herself now when I had stopped at the light she had stopped and looked over at me and approached my window because she was so close I did not have time to roll up my window she asked me for a cigarette I replied that I do not have one to spare politely she makes a face and turns and looks at the guy sitting on the cooler nothing is said for a moment and then he goes right into yelling at her on why he has to be down there she's not making any money blah blah blah blah blah so a pimp and his hoe who the fuck am I to judge right light turns green for me I go to press on the gas she runs over to my car real quick sticks her head in the window and screams in my face you're just going to leave me here he fucking beats me at this moment I jack on the brakes and fear of running her over because I'm making a left turn second mistake on my behalf as I jack on the brakes and alcoholic beverage explodes in the corner window of my vehicle covering me the dashboard steering wheel my seat within that same fucking millisecond this bitch Jack's me in the face three times jumps halfway into my window and starts punching me scratching me in a quick thought of Rage I grab this bitch by the back of her head I smash her face off my knee several times and the steering wheel I punch her in the mouth and push her out the window she tries to come back in the vehicle so I opened up the door she tries to push it closed I forced it back open I got out of the vehicle and at this point I'm staring at a four foot eleven cracked out Raging Bull and she started doing those ramp herself up screams where they get louder and louder every time she started screaming in all the confusion I try to look around for a second to get my bearings I realized my vehicle has moved from the start of the intersection all the way across the railroad tracks into the other intersection and my vehicle was pushed up against a curb I have fist fight this bitch for 30 yards in my car within that second of me realizing what's going on she had put her fists up holyshit I'm about ready to fight this bitch and she started charging me so I was like Hells no I am not letting this bitch get the better of me now let me tell you I am 6 foot 4 and 260 pounds and it felt like I was fighting someone my same weight class we were hitting each other she caught me in the head a couple of times the chaste I just kept trying to aim for her face just to get her to stop but every time I get close man is little bitch would step out of the fucking way of every Haymaker I threw at her and then finally one of my punches landed right on her throat she made this horrible noise that I can never recreate finally she stopped fighting and backs off and then I can hear this dude that was sitting on the cooler across the street popping off at his mouth so in my brain I said fuck it I'm a fight this mother fucker to so I start walking towards him totally not knowing that my car is still in Drive pushed up against a curb the guy takes about 10 steps toward me and then turns and runs down the railroad tracks I really wanted to kick his fucking ass cuz come to find out he was the one that threw the alcoholic beverage at my vehicle not once but apparently twice so I turned to start walking back to my vehicle and then this Karen bitch in a white Mercedes convertible rolling up with her camera phone on screaming in my face how she got everything on video and I'm going to jail for assault and then I look over at the the crackhead that I just fist fight and realize she's bleeding from her eyebrow bleeding from her lip and laughing hysterically at me so I walked over to my vehicle jumped in my vehicle and took off haven't found the video online haven't heard anything from the police department and the only thing I can't get out of my head is what she said to me before she punched me in the face in her words not mine you're just going to leave me here he fucking beats me well holy fucking shit woman your 4 foot 11 he's the same size as you I'm six foot four you just fought me and survived holyfuck if she can fight me why couldn't she fight him I mean clearly he's a pussy and he runs off I guess she really wanted a fucking cigarette huh welcome to Worcester a dollar 25 please hey guys by the way I know I probably screwed some of my spelling up I'm dyslexic and not that great at spelling but a few of my friends have not shut up about me coming on here and saying something can someone please help me find the funny in this situation cuz my wife and my friend peed themselves laughing

It breaks my heart as much of a bad ass bill is and makes fun of whiny bitch liberal types he’s afraid of covid. 99 percent survival rate ppl come on. It’s real it can make ya fill like shit but fuck man. Shits ridiculous

You should try Motel internet

Have they figured out how to disposed of the Tesla vehicle batteries? Really asking for a friend.

Poor pizza😭

Fucking 100 days in duolingo thats mad

Maybe ole billy could upload his jre episode on you tube so we could roast his bald dome in the comments

Really enjoyed listening to you while you watched football. Thanks.

Us Texas peeps are pretty wild can't lie about that. I love your descriptions lol.

If anyone struggling with cigarette addiction then he/she should definitely read Allen Carr's Book It is not like any other book u have read. Just read it. Quitting isnt hard like we all think it is.

Écoute des trucs en Québécois tu vas apprendre plus vite.

If the vaccine kills you, did you die of the covid or the vaccine?

If its concidered a vaccine, you can never prove that it killed you.. Not legally anyway, youll need to contact the vaccine court for a small settlement outside court.

It was Patrice bday 12/7/20. Billy u forgot

just gotta say your acting in the other days mandalorian episode blew me away, that one scene, i felt that

"I dont drink anymore, I don't watch porn, I GOT NOTHIN" I felt that on a spiritual level 😭😂😂

hi from Ukraine - you were so great in the 7th episode of the Mandalorian season 2, now you are considered one of the most beloved characters of the Star Wars universe

G.O.A.T

bruh this podcast is becoming more liberal each episode.

His wife is crazy people liberal, its only natural that he asborbs some of it.

Fuck you Bill Burr! Star Wars got the hooks in you real good. You got a good thing going with your character and I hope they keep using you. I fucking love you man. Wicked fucking love you hey.

Because you can't act your way out of a paper sack.. I'm being a dick..no mind me .

Stick to podcasts and comedy.

Soo good in Mando. I was telling my Missus you sing the "Me undies" song. 2020 is a dumpster fire. Thank you for attempting to put it out, freckles!

Next Turkey you make, try spatchcock. I’m telling you, it’s the best, most juicy turkey I’ve ever had, and a 13-15 lb turkey cooks in 90 minutes. Easy af. Love you too much 😘😘

The movie he’s talking about it named Nowhere

You were fantastic in Mandalorian Chapter 15 Mr Burr. Brilliant performance brother 💪🏻💪🏻

Bill I am a huge fan....you are the best. I recall a video recently about a pilot giving you RVR. I know you are a pilot as well. RVR is the measurement of visibility used by mainly airline level pilots that we go so on the approach plate you may note something like 200 and 1/2 or RVR 1800...we use RVR when reported so ceiling is meaningless RVR is boss. It just simplifies everything. Basically when RVR is being reported we don't care about ceiling....also sets take off mins. Good luck with you flying. America loves you sir.

The laaaaaadeeeeees

Lmao the Tesla RV image 🤣

Dude, you absolutely killed it in this episode of Mandolorian. Great job.

if a wanted to know anything about people is syria; I'd put on the news, in terrorist, conflict, and tragedy section.

Blowing my mind. Just binged like ten of these while playing COD zombies, then boom, billy red bush on the Mandalorian for the LAAAAAADIES

I miss pre-Disney bill who didn’t trust the people in charge

Don’t know if you read these, but most recent episode of Mando you were absolutely incredible. The coffee table scene makes me need to see more Bill Burr drama. God damn that was a great scene

Wow, they still use cheques in America? Edit: around 53 mins

Would pre-Disney bill be first in line?

Just watched you on The Mandalorian this morning! Fantastic job sir. Migs Mayfield lives!!!!

Bill : I need to start eating more vegan meals so I can get healthier, lose weight, and flatten my stomach. 5 mins later... Bill : buy this meat that sponsors my videos!

Bsa7tek 7bibi, erromiya lougha Chabat! ;)

I drive a 1988 Chrysler La Baron and no cell phone happy just where I am 💃🏼

Hey, I really don't know what to say, other than I just found you here. I'm 65 so all the things you've said, I lived through. With me and my brothers was we couldn't get up from the table until we ate what was on our plate. Love ya bud, be safe and be blessed. 😇

The Kenya guy will be happy when he gets to this episode in 10 years

should of gone to Franks in downtown

👏👏👏

JJ having some tea with the crumpets he was handing out to ol' Philly Rivs

Covid. Isn't real on Flat Earth

gaaaaay

@25:34

Bill you should watch “Le Trou” it’s a French black and white movie about guys who break out of prison

love how people are blindly willing to take the vaccine. dont people remember that the us gov did horrifc tests on minorities with vaccines

Thank you Bill Burr

Yes check out my podcast I mention you bro the OG NASA magical podcast bro

Ol' billy "sheer volume" burr

Bill Burr The Legend

just checking in to say.. .... OILERS!

I found Bill when the pandemic hit. His Podcast 3-26 had a quote that I wont ever forget. He was talking about getting good deals on expensive toys after the pandemic hit. """"You think I'm not looking at Helicopters. You think I'm not gonna swoop in like a Vulture with shit and dick joke money... Huh..."""" Bill you're frickin hysterical !!!!!!!!!!

A salad....and a pizza, love it Bill

No bill.. your part of the conspiracy. Your funny as fk but your part of the real problem. Just like the rest of you guys

Hitler cut his moustache that way because he originally had a Willhelm style moustache. But that moustache wouldnt fit right with the gasmasks in ww1 when he served. He said it kept getting in the way so he cut it in his infamous fashion. And it stuck

@Bill f@ckface burr 👍👍😁🇺🇸

Just moved to Dallas 3 weeks ago. Now I feel obligated to try this Pecan Lodge. New co-workers mentioned it already.

Texas is going bury Biden in SCOTUS.

I was a fan, after Listening to this Masterpiece im a WHOLE AIRCONDITIONER!

Your progressing lol

How the fuck is this the top comment?

With the rate you're spamming comments all over the place I'm guessing you didn't even watch 10 minutes of it.

Oh wow another check on a YouTube channel must mean his comment is more important and relevant than most. Let's like and reply so he feels a dopamine hit ;)

Love you billy bald nuts

That's racist

It’s the tea

This made me laugh. Hadn't done that in a while, thank you

Hey, Bill or anyone, not super tech-savvy. If your phone was purchased within the last couple of years, it's most likely a 4K camera. So, it's basically future-proofed for at least the next 10 years. Most people can't tell the difference between HD (1080p) or 4K UHD(2160p) anyway.

Bill Burr admits to being a hipster alien with only eating human-ly sourced meat

Bil you really need a video feed 2 wil making this podcast way more entertaining❤

Historically the first vaccine of anything were riddled with side effects

'err actually engine blocks are not made out of steel, it will be aluminium or cast iron.' Read in Bill's mocking voice.

Why would anybody fry a frozen bird? Why do stupid people do anything bill? They don't know any better. That's why there has to be a warning on everything now.

I agree about keeping our cars Bill! Love you, hope you and the family stay safe and well ❤❤❤❤

About that vaccine. I am willing to get it but not in a rush. Let them iron out the kinks before calling me up. Id rather be the guy smashing zombie heads and not mashing on heads as a zombie.

Hey Bill, got a 2001 Honda Accord with 171,000 on it. Just getting broken in. I'm going for 300,000 or more. No point in getting a new car. Next acquisition will be a 1983 Dodge pickup with a Cummins diesel engine.

When is your show in houston?

Bill Burr needs a Spotify deal

Yo, NFL lovin freckle face, how you feel about Tom Brady stealing almost a million in PPP from us pleebs?

Ol' Billy Mayfeld Fireballs Great White Vaccine Hope

Oh man. You fucking rule!! The second word for that sound a horse makes. Is a 'whinny'. Lot of horsey people where I grew up in England Also. I can't remember where I heard this. So it could be bullshit, but I saw somewhere. Hitler loved Charlie Chaplin. Who had a moustache like that.

Bill burr had an Aleppo moment lmao

There isn’t a man alive who knows less about cars than ole billy boy

I love Bill's southern voice.

You do not have to mention that it is about a gay couple. It’s a French movie. I just assumed

Lets take a vaccine that was rushed. God knows what the side effects will be. I'm all set. It's been almost 12 months and no covid for me and i have been working. Started in june and still at it.

Let's let the libs take it first!

Thank God....no nia !!!

Fxcking ZOOM, fxcking calls, yeah shxty internet and having to use Zoom will make all us Irish hot heads from Boston go postal!

lol upside down pizza

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Already forgetting about Michael Jordan's attempt at the Hitler moustache?

also it's not a conspiracy. china is flooded and all fucked up they need more land. so they made this virus to weaken the world. Joe's gonna put them back on the payroll they are super excited.

20:01 - Ol' Billy Baloney Face roasting Philly once again!