Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Owen Patch
Owen Patch

That guy who doesn’t want his girlfriend wearing makeup to work is such a fucking loser Lol

9 саат мурун
A L
A L

SNDL 📈🌕

Күн мурун
Lamb
Lamb

57:30 That dude around this point asking for advice has issues for sure. I appreciate Bill having the maturity to recognize he's young and coming from a place of insecurity and not just shitting on the guy for trying to micromanage his successful gf.

Күн мурун
ignaw
ignaw

4:13 lol, at first I thought it was tired Jordan Peterson😄😄😄

Күн мурун
Black Swiftie
Black Swiftie

It's NOT nice "joking" about Texas right now tbh

Күн мурун
Chris Walken
Chris Walken

Bill is not a comedian - he’s a ranter But now Now he can’t even rant cause he’s a Disney corporate bitch There’s his soul people

2 күн мурун
Chelsea Bates
Chelsea Bates

all trains are not "constricted" (sic) to the tracks ... just the other day i saw a laaayyydyy so fat that she made a freight train take a dirt road, just sayin'

2 күн мурун
Timzdametal
Timzdametal

Haha how the fuck does having a generator make your a real man? You fill it and turn it on.

3 күн мурун
Karmic Experiment
Karmic Experiment

Dumb opener, but texas looks fucking stupid yes

3 күн мурун
Blake Dexter
Blake Dexter

Damn thats so true for me too doing too much shit end up rushing and then get mad as shit

3 күн мурун
aaahhhchew
aaahhhchew

overrated these days.

4 күн мурун
Toronto Business
Toronto Business

2:55 😂 that’s how it is here.. -40 to +40

4 күн мурун
St James
St James

30:27

4 күн мурун
Intermittent Energy
Intermittent Energy

Have you heard of "The Right to Repair bill", Bill Burr? Look it up. It pertains to your DIY projects, like your cars.

5 күн мурун
Cory Cole
Cory Cole

Dear Billy Blister Ginger. I've been a fan of your Red Rashed Ass for a long time and never once have I wanted to punch a character you portrayed in the face. Your character in The King of Staten Island was pure gold sir. Pure Gold. I know you'll never read this so to all of you fellow assholes "I know he cant hear me!" Oh Jesus...

5 күн мурун
Dallas Sylvestre
Dallas Sylvestre

I shouldn’t have listened to this while I was drunk Bill you know my funny bone

5 күн мурун
Dallas Sylvestre
Dallas Sylvestre

You weren’t in fucking Canada more over Calgary/Alberta Bill

5 күн мурун
Irving MacPherson
Irving MacPherson

You're funny, I don't like sports.

6 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

I am not rich or poor ...........your a good man , you tell shit .

6 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

Latest update on my Divorce Procedings . After along talk I agreed that she can have the car , but I want the disks breaks from the car . She want's the house - well I want the water heater and air conditioner from the house. Moral of the story she cheated on me and .......Listen ......I wanted Joint Custedy .....she would not ever do that ......That shit is evil ..... Was she craxzy or should I be pissed for the rest of my life.

6 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

You do. thats why your banned ...........Its bullshit .

6 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

Ok ......this is TRUE. and all us assholes have to live with a court system that is for the "poor and weak girl This is how the Court rules. .............and not one says anything.

6 күн мурун
Larry Willis
Larry Willis

Hot off the AP wire dit dit dit da dit dit dit....Mr Potato Head is now just Potato Head so as to be gender neutral. God dang it LEAVE THE TOYS AND CARTOONS ALONE

6 күн мурун
Sisabella6
Sisabella6

Good grief telling someone not to wear makeup, that's definitely a "you issue". Yikes.

6 күн мурун
mm KAY
mm KAY

Apparently there is a propane shortage because Hank Hill propaned in his pants to heat his house in texas

6 күн мурун
The Last Drive-In Screen #2
The Last Drive-In Screen #2

Disney Stans are going to get you next Freckles.

6 күн мурун
babypj
babypj

My favorite will always be Bildoe

6 күн мурун
WardenJune
WardenJune

Dominique Fishback was amazing in The Deuce. I can't believe Bill Burr didn't watch The Deuce!

6 күн мурун
Seth Harshman
Seth Harshman

If Bill really figures out his anger, he's gonna be like the Hulk unenthusiastically trying to smash shit in Endgame 😂

6 күн мурун
George W Bush Center for Intelligence
George W Bush Center for Intelligence

Billy Masonic burr hows it hanging perpendicular to the square you secret hand shaker crypto dragon Scientologist

6 күн мурун
TheDiveDawg
TheDiveDawg

Smart people who had a back-up generator, thats a polite way of saying "I hope my wealthy friends planned ahead". You're better than that.

6 күн мурун
Justin G
Justin G

@TheDiveDawg Facepalming is exactly what I did when I saw your virtue signaling comment Bill might not be better than that but we all know you sure are lol

4 күн мурун
TheDiveDawg
TheDiveDawg

@Justin G /facepalm

4 күн мурун
Justin G
Justin G

You're basically trying to say Bill is ignorant when you're the ignorant one who thinks only the wealthy can own a generator.

4 күн мурун
Mekilla17
Mekilla17

Not really, I'm far from.weathly I live in minnesota and am getting a backup generator cuz it's cold all the time...

5 күн мурун
Dick Bump
Dick Bump

Ima have to disagree with Bill. Dump his ass. He's gonna get more toxic. Abs are yucky on women anyways.

6 күн мурун
Davion Smith
Davion Smith

Needed this today Thank you

6 күн мурун
Corinne Barca
Corinne Barca

Never have I cried true tears of joy and relief ... (not to JINX) will be meeting a New Neurological practice soon , there will be a cure for someone [ lotto ] 1 in a while

6 күн мурун
BoomBoomLou
BoomBoomLou

If you ever get cancelled I'll turn the other cheek.

6 күн мурун
Anthony Fonttz
Anthony Fonttz

Bill burr in the mandalorian season 2,fuckin academy award class act. No fuckin shit. This is the way.

6 күн мурун
BoomBoomLou
BoomBoomLou

I'd like to see him support Gina Carano.

6 күн мурун
Anthony Fonttz
Anthony Fonttz

Ya should've left me in prison!!

6 күн мурун
æ Able
æ Able

I don't wanna be that guy but the most efficient wind farm in the world only runs at its full efficiency 30% of the time. Also we need to figure out what to do with said power, said gird is obviously shit. We need a way to store the excess energy that is just wasted. They require oil too, leak all the time. Birds are dumb as fuck and fly into them by the flocks. Hundreds of thousands of miles of cables, not your average power line either. Where is it cheaper or cleaner? Do you know they just burry the fuckin things when they are put of out of service. All for a better world but fuck making the same people who destroyed it rich for "fixing" it.

6 күн мурун
LA La Típula
LA La Típula

Woke sober dad Bill is not for me.

6 күн мурун
BoomBoomLou
BoomBoomLou

Guy hasn't mentioned Gina Carano at all. Great guy.

6 күн мурун
JunkBoxHero
JunkBoxHero

WFH: Working From Home, Ya Freckled Fuck!

6 күн мурун
TARVER TARVER
TARVER TARVER

00:28 First fuck lmao

6 күн мурун
TARVER TARVER
TARVER TARVER

:28 First fuck lmao

6 күн мурун
Tommy Ashworth
Tommy Ashworth

Great advice this week Billy Bong Rip

6 күн мурун
Marcelo S
Marcelo S

how ARE ya?

6 күн мурун
Out in the yeeard
Out in the yeeard

2:54 Man its already 80 the other day where I live and we apparently were one of the hardest hit areas (North Texas)

7 күн мурун
J Shane
J Shane

Just saw you playing drums at the AC/DC benefit, great job man you killed it and Marc as well. Two great comics and musicians.

7 күн мурун
CashPrizes
CashPrizes

Yeah Bill's podcast sucks, 5 minutes in and I haven't laughed once. He should stick to routines.

7 күн мурун
Dan Flak
Dan Flak

Topic salad, keep it up!!!

7 күн мурун
zaxmaxlax
zaxmaxlax

I wish he filmed his podcasts

7 күн мурун
matti love
matti love

Texass native....our whole complex is still no water...we are getting water in buckets from the pool which at this point is down 2 feet. I live and take care of my mom and she very old...she has to get me to flush the toilet with the swimming pool water. We laugh our asses off at her giant shits.

7 күн мурун
pablopenguin24
pablopenguin24

I love this podcast!

7 күн мурун
Joseph Huerta
Joseph Huerta

Sweet ass robot impression 🤣 spot on

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

I’m losing my mind trying to get to your email, I click it correctly and it takes me somewhere else LOL going crazy 🤪somebody anybody out there please help a LAY DEE,!! LOL love me some Billy a doo dah day. from Florida be safe all✌🏻😷

7 күн мурун
drewguyintn66
drewguyintn66

Bill Burr is awesome. Fucking love this guy!

7 күн мурун
Mark Galaviz
Mark Galaviz

Liked around 12 minutes with the "why am I multitasking if Im only able to do one task?" Moment. I find myself doing it a lot and it was neat to hear

7 күн мурун
T0NY VNCNT
T0NY VNCNT

These are always legendary Bill. Would love to have you on the podcast on my channel!

7 күн мурун
Paul Evans
Paul Evans

If you ever...ever...start doing your special effects professionally, I'm done. All I want is your voice making up shit.

7 күн мурун
Sol Astus
Sol Astus

The reason why the grid failed in TX is because the wind farms in central tx froze and shut down. This is what the liberal utopia looks like.

7 күн мурун
Überflip Tilapia
Überflip Tilapia

That zip recruiter shriek killed me

7 күн мурун
Vixster
Vixster

"...She'll be on there, stomping on yer junk..." oh jeezsus, Billy B 🤣🤣

7 күн мурун
Chrispy Taco
Chrispy Taco

I think Ive listened to so many podcasts im numb to bills wacky readings

7 күн мурун
Kyle B
Kyle B

Literally spit out my drink when he did the zip recruiter teacher scream

7 күн мурун
marti nines
marti nines

Bill you're a little freckled ray of comedic light in this otherwise fucked up world. (the fbi/meundies song and (as always) the zip recruiter ad killed me😂) thanks man 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

7 күн мурун
Nick Lex
Nick Lex

"Yo soy un hijo de puta come-burritos", I guess. But it sounds weird in Spanish.

7 күн мурун
John R Perry
John R Perry

Hahahaha that zip recruiter squawk 30:30

7 күн мурун
Yousif Ahmad
Yousif Ahmad

20:51 what? doing a F***ing Yoga? I gave up on you fuck head :D LOL

7 күн мурун
Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Socially distant shows...what a concept...coming from the guy who said bringing Ebola here would be a good thing... You said you lost money last year...you know why right? What about the people that don't have money and they lost their job due to covid restrictions? You going to do a benefit for them? It's so annoying hearing otherwise reasonable people propagate this social distancing bullshit.

7 күн мурун
shane mooris
shane mooris

For the love of God start doing videos.. we love and want to see you

7 күн мурун
Leto
Leto

To be fair the south has an increasing trend in freezing winters and Texas in particular was warned in 2011 that their whole system will fail in the next freeze. But Greg Abbott (attorney general at the time) sued to not winterize their gas and electric utilities. And this winter during the freeze they even removed more regulations in Texas to remove the price cap on how much Electric companies can charge clients. So overall it was a very profitable endeavor. Texas gas millionaires are over the roof, celebrating record profits. Some of you might die or have your homes ruined, but think of the profits!

7 күн мурун
STUFFINurPIE
STUFFINurPIE

every ford has power steering issues, its a ford thing for sure!! every single ford ive had or friends have had, had power steering issues

7 күн мурун
Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Ole Billy Boy has gained 10 lbs? I thought he was eating salads

8 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

Get saved Bill Burr!

8 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. THE GOSPEL: ROMANS 3:23-28, 1 COR 15:1-5, ACTS 16:30:31 (KING JAMES BIBLE) BELIEVE AND BE SAVED!

8 күн мурун
dave black
dave black

Just watched Patrice doc and it was amazing!sorry u lost an amazing friend but this doc will show ppl how funny he is.

8 күн мурун
Adolfo Fernandez
Adolfo Fernandez

In Spanish I'm a burrito eating son of a bitch "Soy un hijo de puta comiendo burritos"

8 күн мурун
lyfestile7
lyfestile7

WFH = Working From Home

8 күн мурун
Bee Cee
Bee Cee

Bill's idea of terrorists: Two guys pissing on things.

8 күн мурун
Fingaz MC
Fingaz MC

Means working from home Billy boy

8 күн мурун
MWR GTR
MWR GTR

You should start bicycling, you'd probably like it.

8 күн мурун
Christine Pantellas
Christine Pantellas

Love Bill Burr!! Love when he sings and screams away from microphone. His intelligence about many things are amazing. Love that he loves sports. Pro and college. Too bad I'm a Philly fan and he's from Boston and likes Ohio State!! Ugh. Thanks for the laughs😎

8 күн мурун
Big City Clipz
Big City Clipz

When you step on yours dog paw by mistake. 30:31

8 күн мурун
Extraordinary Mindset
Extraordinary Mindset

They have autonomous fork lifts now Bill. You're never getting your old job back.

8 күн мурун
ACPOLE78
ACPOLE78

30.30 for the stomach paralyzing laugh you only get once or twice a year.

8 күн мурун
John Kwiatkowski
John Kwiatkowski

It was in the 70's

8 күн мурун
Miles Coleman
Miles Coleman

Shit I’d pay to be in a zoom audience that you just roast the shit out of.

8 күн мурун
Chanda Petit
Chanda Petit

Sitting under the Dubuque,IA...bridge listening to ya..✌❤

8 күн мурун
Lunchtime RDZ
Lunchtime RDZ

You do a better job than Hannity defending Texas' grid.

8 күн мурун
Ved Kay
Ved Kay

Hey Billy, you probably won't see this, but thanks for taking the reins of Patrice's documentary. We watched it last night and it was great, had me in tears seeing you fellas around that table reminiscing on the old times. I haven't shed a tear in over a decade mate, it got me good. He will always be the goat. You did him justice Billy, as you said he'd hate it but secretly love it. Props for having Von on too, shows your honest intentions. Well done Billy, we always knew it was in good hands when you took over the mess Von started. You did your big pal proud 😭 Seeing the early to mid 90's footage was amazing. Only ever heard the audio of those sets, so seeing him up there was just beautiful. One of my fav quotes (I mean there's a million quotes and philosophies from the goat) : "Norton is shaped like any container you put him in" - Patrice Oneal I still listen to the big fella every single day. RIP Patreeky. The goat.

8 күн мурун
user name
user name

Turns into a fat slob, doesn't know why the spouse left hnmm🤔

8 күн мурун
s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik

-___-

8 күн мурун
girlcrazyrockstar
girlcrazyrockstar

I dont know how old trucks are set up but both times i had a power steering leak the alternator belt snapped later on, Bill oughta check that out. The fluid leaks on the belt and it deteriorates over time.

8 күн мурун
Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

Listening from Houston, still cracking the fuck up.😂😂😂

8 күн мурун
gary alexander
gary alexander

I LOVE the way you love her Bill.

8 күн мурун
doritosbreath
doritosbreath

El pinche Bill traga-burritos

8 күн мурун
Tara ramsey
Tara ramsey

Hi bill burrito

8 күн мурун
Russbel Perez
Russbel Perez

“Oh my gawwwd oh my gawwd he loves me that mUcH?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8 күн мурун
Flex Sage
Flex Sage

“Soy un hijo de la chingada que comé burritos”, that’s how you say “I’m a burrito eating son of a bitch”. Love the podcast!! Can’t wait for the next one

8 күн мурун
Lorell Gingrich
Lorell Gingrich

lol

6 күн мурун
James Dewane
James Dewane

...but no accent on "come."

7 күн мурун
Ryno Horn
Ryno Horn

I just finished my burrito for dinner and I approve this message!

8 күн мурун
Dillion Sivils
Dillion Sivils

We are good today buddy, nice and sunny for this day. Much love man your awesome.

8 күн мурун
TheRealSeal
TheRealSeal

Wait they actually have nap time In American schools? The fuck?

8 күн мурун
El Presidente
El Presidente

15.15 Bill on the BLM tip

8 күн мурун
SmileydeadJ
SmileydeadJ

Should number your podcast It’s better long term easy

8 күн мурун
UFOs
UFOs

Actually all three power grids are together, that's why alot of Midwest states had rolling blacksouts because West & East coast power grids were trying to feed Texas what power they could too the essentials.

8 күн мурун

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