Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

R Rocco
R Rocco

They will sail to the Ice Wall using GPS...... The irony is just too much.

8 күн мурун
Mekilla17
Mekilla17

Hey man you did awesome in the Mandolorian!

18 күн мурун
Matthew Fellner
Matthew Fellner

Billyyyyy! WOW! I am Starting this off a little bit in left field but just bear with me the first couple of sentences will make total sense as you make your way through the whole comment.... "Such a great offense" (that KC had yesterday) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣0 touchdowns about half the predicted passing yards That they predicted he'd have and, well, you watched the game...the main thing that I'm saying is EXACTLY what you were saying in this podcast at minute 27:50 is about the hapless commentators/ announcers how they sounded like such total dildos! As you were pointing out how foolish and juvenile they sounded "the BEST offense of ALL-TIME!" 😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦 so to button this comment up yesterday's game was definitely weird especially on KC's side. I do have to say one thing, you were right about was the rushing yards and the running game overall playing a bigger role then a lot of people thought it would (you mentioned that a few days ago with Paul and two other people that were on the podcast where you guys were discussing the Super Bowl and types of bets etc.) Anyways see you later & look forward to the next podcast.

23 күн мурун
JunkBoxHero
JunkBoxHero

Take a drink every time Bill goes off-topic...you'll be out quickly, lol.

Ай мурун
Thomas Berwick
Thomas Berwick

Bill watching A Prophet, excellent film

Ай мурун
Ciggie Smalls
Ciggie Smalls

Do. Not. Recommended. This. Shit. To. Anyone.

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Brandon Lure
Brandon Lure

Sounds like he’s gay

Ай мурун
Jake Rockafella
Jake Rockafella

Kevin Von Eric played for the KC Chiefs😳🤣

Ай мурун
dex räikkönen
dex räikkönen

get rid of the "advice" ; it's just encouraging dumber and dumber people writing every time.

Ай мурун
K E
K E

"...oh thats right. Hockey is a man's game."

Ай мурун
Andy
Andy

Beautiful Richard Sherman impression at 23:57

2 ай мурун
Fever Dream 1983
Fever Dream 1983

Remember when Bill Burr wasn't a liberal? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

2 ай мурун
Jason William
Jason William

Pro tip: Add your milk into your mug, then pour the tea over it. This prevents "bruising the tea". Fucked if I know why it works. It tastes different though. I go straight up though. I feel adding anything to tea other than honey, or lemon destroys the health benefit. Cheers, you salty fuck.

2 ай мурун
Keaton Stemler
Keaton Stemler

Bill. What the fuck, dude? What...the...fuck. Where did that come from? Killed it in the Mandalorian. Stole the fuckin episode.

2 ай мурун
Thunder Stud
Thunder Stud

Hes been "Burr"ning through movies =)

2 ай мурун
austin carroll
austin carroll

DID YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF MIDDLE CLASS? SCREW YOU!

2 ай мурун
tonymarchandstudios
tonymarchandstudios

Your character’s redemption episode was one of my favorite parts of this season. You rocked it brother.

2 ай мурун
lomelyo
lomelyo

Funny how a movie can change my perception of from a 50 year old harmless fuck to a complete badass.

2 ай мурун
k varde
k varde

I don't know how you did it, but as someone who has worked with violence capable people and ptsd you hit the nail on the head with the antsy shaking/slight rocking, where you averted your eyes right before getting that stone cold look and cracking a smile as if you said in your head "fuck it." That was spot on acting right there.

2 ай мурун
sync232
sync232

SANTA BABY

2 ай мурун
Gears Primed
Gears Primed

Heres hoping BB gets a spin-off in Star Wars or atleast appears more often in Rangers.

2 ай мурун
Dirtnap
Dirtnap

season 2 performance on Mando was so much better. It would be hard to have him as a recurring character on any show tho, because hes always going to be Bill Burr.

2 ай мурун
p contiman
p contiman

some sort of oil from a duck. ...priceless

2 ай мурун
No Name Bleach
No Name Bleach

Tzatzki institute give you shwarma and is halal my friend.

2 ай мурун
In Orbit
In Orbit

I'm not a star wars fan, but became one when I gave Mando a chance - You brought me there, so don't down play it. Favro and team did a great job too.

2 ай мурун
Fr. Ted Crilly
Fr. Ted Crilly

Coming from an irishman Barry's tea is a national treasure

2 ай мурун
Name Your Edit?
Name Your Edit?

One of the best episodes of the series thanks to Bills character, very well done sir. Hopefully you get more opportunity's in these serious roles where your humor still comes through, an excellent blend sir, and a really surprisingly great performance well done.

2 ай мурун
Gerry Tucker
Gerry Tucker

Your were great because they wrote the character as you

2 ай мурун
Kris Williamson
Kris Williamson

Bill you made mandalorian way better by beeing in it thank you !

2 ай мурун
Griever
Griever

The Mandalorian episode was some of your best acting. Also where is the shout out for the 90s Cowboys with our monster trio?!

2 ай мурун
MG P
MG P

3:21 Good grief Bill, how do you go from "serial killer" to "white person" while trying to say "conspiracy theorist"? Hahhah

2 ай мурун
B A
B A

Dude you're in a vegan resturant eating salads, what kind of man does that shit loool

2 ай мурун
Bryan Calderon
Bryan Calderon

42:00 murdering fish lmao

2 ай мурун
Ghost MKC
Ghost MKC

Loved both of your Mandalorian episodes, i know you were already force sensitive but you be busting them big shots papa. (Thats what she said)

2 ай мурун
Roger Wilco
Roger Wilco

I get my meat from Butcher Box. I hear they sing them lullabies and rub their little bellies before they give them the ole Right-There Fred

2 ай мурун
marijumanji
marijumanji

This one was on point. lol

2 ай мурун
David X.
David X.

Working class commentary in star wars? I'm surprised Disney let it fly, but props to you bill, keep it up

2 ай мурун
Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan

My cousin died after a vaccine

2 ай мурун
C Ro
C Ro

Please tell me SOMEONE else got the reference when he yells ELEVEN at 0:28... if that was a reference I'm thinking about.

2 ай мурун
Billy Breakaho
Billy Breakaho

Movie recommendations: Sorcerer 1977 Deep Red 1975 Suspiria 1977 Duel 1971 Black Christmas 1974 Dark Star 1974 The Tenant 1976 Le Samourai 1967

2 ай мурун
that one again
that one again

The voice of reason.

2 ай мурун
Riky Jo
Riky Jo

Great job mirandalorian! No really.

2 ай мурун
Riky Jo
Riky Jo

🤣🤣murderin' shark!...

2 ай мурун
Michael McCully
Michael McCully

Fucking, crushed it on Mando.

2 ай мурун
Li Google
Li Google

Veganism = Chemicalism.

2 ай мурун
Brian Hacker
Brian Hacker

can listen to Burr shit on the NBA all day 👂

2 ай мурун
TreDay
TreDay

100000% right Billy Boy. When I'm in line I'm always thinking about the person behind me and trying to hurry

2 ай мурун
Popcorn Sutton
Popcorn Sutton

I love how he went from "preserving his instrument" with tea to cigar smoking in the same exact breath.

2 ай мурун
1o29s23
1o29s23

The farm animal thing can be solved by us doing it locally and ourselves like in Mexico, better food and lots of work. If they didnt let the gov get so corrupt and the cartels run wild the country would be doing it right

2 ай мурун
Thor Agust
Thor Agust

sure bill, just created one of the most favorite characters in the biggest running tv show on tv a part of the biggest franchise of all time, for the most part just being you. "It was fun, love the cast" I get you like being down to earth and that is a healthy thing. but god damn I dont have to be, from a willan to a hero, they don't write that sort of thing for anyone buddy. bravo!

2 ай мурун
aj200415
aj200415

Not trying to Bust Bills balls too hard, but he always blames everyone else for “Typing wrong” as too why he can’t read, yet he even struggles on the advertisements...which I’m SURE they proof read the hell out of those...lol. Bill, you have problems reading, just admit it buddy, we still love you!!!

2 ай мурун
MrSquilla23
MrSquilla23

Bad ass Billy Burr. Operation Cinder survivor.

2 ай мурун
Maxim P
Maxim P

You would have a lot of great, quite unique information to discuss on your podcast from videos/articles/transcripts from *corbettreport.* For example few months ago he did a 4 part documentary on Bill Gates. But he also has a lot of information on governmental/mediatic manipulation in general, on vaccines, on climate change, on 9/11, on Federal Reserve, on Covid-19, etc. Only good quality, verified information, not low quality conspiracy theories. The best way to navigate the materials is through the website. On YouTube his channel is ghost-censored - you cannot search for his videos on YouTube. On the website you can choose articles and videos on which topic you want to read/listen to.

2 ай мурун
Maxim P
Maxim P

For good insights on the pandemic and in general on the government - highly recommend *corbettreport.*

2 ай мурун
Johan Niklasson
Johan Niklasson

You are really talented as a screen actor! You bring something very special to a character - wonderful. Don’t stop the stand up comedy though. You do help save Star Wars!

2 ай мурун
BASOBShadow
BASOBShadow

Loved you in Mando. Shame they had to kill your character

2 ай мурун
Lambros K
Lambros K

“Take what I did that worked and don’t do what didn’t work. You’re supposed to learn from the older generations.” Well said.

2 ай мурун
Jason Clarke
Jason Clarke

I know it's just a gag, but vegans do not think that if they eat vegan junk food they are going to lose weight. It's a running joke when vegans eat something really unhealthy "vegan for the animals."

2 ай мурун
Fargonauts
Fargonauts

Migs Mayfeld come back to STAH WAHS

2 ай мурун
Samsaranian Supreme
Samsaranian Supreme

With the amazing douche what bill witnessed was basically the dudes social media personality then when nia got her food the REAL dude came out lol That's how all these Instagram models and influencers are and bill saw it right in front of him

2 ай мурун
Slavi Petrov
Slavi Petrov

That was some special performance in the mandalorian man!

2 ай мурун
Bob Broodje
Bob Broodje

Who's cancelling Bill Burr ? He's all the time on TV .

2 ай мурун
Holly Q
Holly Q

I sleep with earplugs in, so have my phone up loud if I’m in bed listening to a podcast. It’s just gone midnight here in Australia and my neighbour (coming home a bit pissed from a mates house) came to check cos he heard “Some cunt here shouting” 😂

2 ай мурун
Ninth Division
Ninth Division

Do you still have a 100% black son from when your wife cheated on you?

2 ай мурун
Josith13
Josith13

Haven't tuned in for over year. Lol never change, bill

2 ай мурун
KnowsPicker
KnowsPicker

I'm glad MMPC is going back to segments!

2 ай мурун
Ashu Osake
Ashu Osake

Do you get to write your own dialogue in the Mandalorian? The guy sounds just like u. I don't even notice that muppet. I call the show Burr in space. Kidding. That muppet is cute as hell. Evil Disney.

2 ай мурун
Act10nJacks0n88
Act10nJacks0n88

Bill you’re right the steelers DO NOT adjust 2nd half and the entire steeler nation wants to rip their hair out watching it week after week, granted our record is good, but it’s like wtf

2 ай мурун
Lobe
Lobe

Irish tea is awful hahaha. Yorkshire Tea Gold is the G.O.A.T

2 ай мурун
Vinnie
Vinnie

good teabag advice there! Barry's is where its at!

2 ай мурун
Lobe
Lobe

It's mid tier tea. Yorkshire tea is the best.

2 ай мурун
Noemi Balma
Noemi Balma

Amazing job on the Mandalorian!

2 ай мурун
Battingthread Beats
Battingthread Beats

Billy i just watched you on hot ones you made sean evans look like a pussy even tho it didn't faze him at all🤣 your face turned so red i thought it was gonna pop

2 ай мурун
Ceri Roberts
Ceri Roberts

First time in a while I had to rewind & listen again: "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY FROM THE MEETING??!!" Top form ol Billip Duke of Edinghburrrr

2 ай мурун
Gillian Cottle'Mathurin
Gillian Cottle'Mathurin

Thank Wilburr, we are all asking for a renewal of peace, joy, kindness and life. Stay blessed Nia continue to love your grumpy honey bear and cubs🤗

2 ай мурун
Razeen Islam
Razeen Islam

Bill Burr is the only podcaster whose ads I watch

2 ай мурун
Grogu
Grogu

sucks you won't be coming with dad to rescue me, you're the coolest guy from space boston i ever met

2 ай мурун
Adam Schmidt
Adam Schmidt

A Prophet was the best crime drama that year hands down. that's a real gangster movie. cosican hash smuggler gangster shit.

2 ай мурун
kdog songs
kdog songs

I also have a sense of urgency when out in public, and maybe it's because I have an older brother that smacked my head. And, by the way, I'm a layyyydeee!!

2 ай мурун
Deimos Olympian
Deimos Olympian

Great acting in the Mandalorian, long live Mayfield! Greetz from the Netherlands

2 ай мурун
BaconNPancakes
BaconNPancakes

Awesome Episode man, you did great👍👍👍

2 ай мурун
Danny M
Danny M

11:25 billy red tiittts bp uses the corn icon because you can make diesel out of that,, redheads i swear

2 ай мурун
Seth Higgins
Seth Higgins

Hello there. Obscure band you may enjoy would be Imperial Triumphant. They're a Jazzy metal band. It's a good time.

2 ай мурун
Nate Lightning
Nate Lightning

Just a quick correction...The government didn't give anyone syphilis in the Tuskegee Syphilis Study. However, they lied to the people who had syphilis, told them they were getting treatment, and withheld penicillin from them just to study what effect untreated syphilis would have on the human body. Horrendous.

2 ай мурун
Brett Eakins
Brett Eakins

that performance in Mando was perfection ol Billy Ball Bag

2 ай мурун
mitch lesinski
mitch lesinski

Wtf is up with the ass kissing down here

2 ай мурун
David T
David T

Bang on Billy with the meditation. Meditating will make you a better comedian...for sure!! There is loads of literature that says meditating increases productivity, creativity and decreases stress levels. Getting 8 hours of restful sleep per night will help you live longer, healthier and happier.

2 ай мурун
mitch lesinski
mitch lesinski

LETS FUCKING GO BUFFALO !

2 ай мурун
Steven Corral
Steven Corral

You fucking KILLED it in Mandalorian man!!

2 ай мурун
Josh Lockman
Josh Lockman

Oooo jesus.... that was great acting.

2 ай мурун
SuperSaiyan Zero
SuperSaiyan Zero

Trunp lost 😂

2 ай мурун
Delta Fart
Delta Fart

Nobody knew this, but Bill Burr deserves all the Oscars from 2020-2100 for Best Actor. (Virtual trophy 🏆 every year because of Rona)

2 ай мурун
Ha Vu
Ha Vu

Great Mando apperance. You killed that imperial bastard.

2 ай мурун
AnTrAxX Slingshots
AnTrAxX Slingshots

I just wanted to say it once even if you never read it ... it is scary when i noticed over the years much we think alike ... down to every nook and cranny ... only difference obviously is that i burry it deep inside me because i know in how much trouble i would be if i vocalized it once ... must feel amazing to let it out! Stay safe!

2 ай мурун
Mr. C73
Mr. C73

You've never watched pretty in Pink and it's entirely because it was a trash movie

2 ай мурун
Charles Grigson
Charles Grigson

That dolphins team was incredible. You're just butt hurt because y'all lost to the giants in the super bowl that year

2 ай мурун
dane perry
dane perry

I like how this guy brinks up what lana did in her past .leave her be .he loves contraversy and views

2 ай мурун
Charles Grigson
Charles Grigson

The last time i got a flu shot a few yrs ago i got the flu twice within about 7-8 months...once just a week or 2 after the shot and again in late may/early June of 2018. I'd only had the flu a few times in my entire life up to this point so go figure...

2 ай мурун
Cagri The Great
Cagri The Great

whoever gave the movie recommendations at the end, you are the man!

2 ай мурун
Jacob Maslin
Jacob Maslin

I'm walking through the living room and as I look at the TV I shout "is that fucking Bill Burr?"

2 ай мурун
CJOK
CJOK

The experiment was started before it was discovered that penicillin cured syphilis. The choice was mad to with hold the cure from the unfortunate men because it would destroy the experiment. It scares the hell out of me. This is why I've never received a flu shot. Sorry sons of bitches.

2 ай мурун

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