Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

AABradyKK
AABradyKK

nailed the southern accent. brillant

10 күн мурун
BiG BeAR
BiG BeAR

Bill keeps making one of the most common mistakes that people make these days: that’s conflating smart/expert with wise/wisdom. Wisdom has nothing to do with a particular expertise in an industry. Someone like Faucci might be an expert in his field, and can give some technical details about a disease, but has absolutely no wisdom on how to run people’s lives or set public policy.

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Bartolomeo Ingold
Bartolomeo Ingold

Great work!! I recommend using smzeus”dot”com!!! ! It will help you grow your channel!

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cal turner
cal turner

You suck at gambling Bill.

3 ай мурун
Westcoaststyling
Westcoaststyling

1:01:05

3 ай мурун
Ian Conroy
Ian Conroy

yes bill, there needs to be a manscaped “south asian edition” for us thick hair individuals😂

3 ай мурун
Ravyn Katzen
Ravyn Katzen

53:38 😂😂😂

3 ай мурун
Worms Ali
Worms Ali

Damnit. Guess I'm contrarian party too

3 ай мурун
SilverWolf Comedy
SilverWolf Comedy

You are visiting homes of Dallas Cowboys, Austin Texas Longhorns & Houston Oilers, but not San Antonio Spurs..?

3 ай мурун
Mike MLS Logistic Services
Mike MLS Logistic Services

Q

3 ай мурун
Bass Player
Bass Player

Check out the New Black Panther Group on Facebook...I think we got something real going on!

3 ай мурун
Geoffrey Bovey
Geoffrey Bovey

I find it fascinating that lots of people here continue to give Bill crap or try to figure him out even after he definitively said you won’t ever figure him out. Oh, Billy, don’t you find it exhausting? Keep up the GREAT, work!! You’re the best!!!

3 ай мурун
Sara Taylor
Sara Taylor

Some blueballs history, you ginger garlic wash: Archie Bell and the Drells wrote and performed the song "The Tighten Up" in 1968 because they wanted their hometown to be known for something other than the assassination of JFK. Sorry that was so much reading.

3 ай мурун
Jacob McGregor
Jacob McGregor

Bill you said it best when you said you don't follow politics because for you to say that Trump didn't change anything when he was in office shows how out of touch you are with us common folk. If you would stop going to CNN and pay attention to the country, you will see he saved the auto industry in Michigan, he created the best economy, unemployment was at a record low, first president to not start a war, made presciption drugs affordable, and all while battling the FBI and the media. You need to pay attention Bill, my god man.

3 ай мурун
TheHatefulM8
TheHatefulM8

“Everyone needs to chill out and be nice” 😂

3 ай мурун
D.
D.

COME TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!

3 ай мурун
Brendan Day
Brendan Day

Biden is the racist

3 ай мурун
Brendan Day
Brendan Day

Trump didn’t lose

3 ай мурун
Brendan Day
Brendan Day

Biden can kick rocks

3 ай мурун
Derek SkillzDakrazed
Derek SkillzDakrazed

🤣 That "Go fuck yourself" at the end of most messages.

3 ай мурун
Amana Nkele
Amana Nkele

When are you coming to the UK? London to be specific

3 ай мурун
Obi Modum
Obi Modum

I like how you compared the elections to sports. So sports which are COMPLETELY inconsequential, are valid to dance to. while people celebrating elections results is not!

3 ай мурун
Boogaloo 22
Boogaloo 22

Bill you got to stop at buckee’s when your driving from Dallas to Austin or Austin to Houston best it’s a most stop

3 ай мурун
0s0 sexxy
0s0 sexxy

Ohhh and the yoke of a egg is good in protein but comes with high cholesterol too

3 ай мурун
Miguel Parra
Miguel Parra

You should put video for these!

3 ай мурун
dmob420
dmob420

The media is not GOD. Just because the "media" says Biden is the winner doesn't mean it's true. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!

3 ай мурун
Aleksandar Markovic
Aleksandar Markovic

No it's not the internet Bill, it's common sense!

3 ай мурун
rose G
rose G

So funny. I like how you talk about politics.

3 ай мурун
Metal Army
Metal Army

Is bill still a blm race warrior ? Let me know when he stops bowing to bully’s and neon nazis

3 ай мурун
Baked
Baked

Dude do some research no one won yet.

3 ай мурун
Baked
Baked

Trump will win btw. the media does not pick the president. Dont pay cuz Trump will win.

3 ай мурун
Alex
Alex

33:05 lmao ism why I thought this was funny

3 ай мурун
Miguel Roncal
Miguel Roncal

Bill stay out of politics buddy, I lovebya but neh..

3 ай мурун
Joe smoe
Joe smoe

Bill makes more than 400000. So

3 ай мурун
Jeff Noneofyourbusiness
Jeff Noneofyourbusiness

1st- If people would grow up and stop worrying about others, then we would have a lot less problems in America. 2nd- Who says we need a another system on top of GOD's system? No one 3rd- By the action of voting/accepting any system of Politics, in essence you are saying GOD made a mistake and man has to fix it. WOW, such arrogance people have!!! That is why I have never voted for a master/ruler/President over me and I never will vote. Actually people who vote are disrespecting GOD or don't know anything yet!!

3 ай мурун
highlandritz
highlandritz

😂😂😂

3 ай мурун
Xan Hteps
Xan Hteps

Cant decide between a black and a white truck? Go primer grey.

3 ай мурун
Jason P
Jason P

Joe Biden isn't president lmao, get the memo Burr

3 ай мурун
michael cuellar
michael cuellar

San Antonio !!!!! Go There!!!!

3 ай мурун
Arthur Sancturio
Arthur Sancturio

I hear frank murphy loll

3 ай мурун
Shaun Stackhouse
Shaun Stackhouse

I have to agree about trucks. I’ve only ever driven a truck. Never actually owned a car. But limiting yourself to Fords should be a sin. The classic Ford truck - beautiful. Classic Bronco - legendary. 2018+ Power Stroke - so powerful and quick too (still rather have a 90’s/2000’s Cummins). But there are so many unreal trucks, old and new, from Dodge and Chevy.

3 ай мурун
Megan Terbush
Megan Terbush

Inzhury...😂

3 ай мурун
truetroy84
truetroy84

Bring your ass up to Funny Bone Fairborn Ohio!

3 ай мурун
John Smith
John Smith

36:15 skip ads

3 ай мурун
CJ
CJ

HEY BILLY BOY! Czech Stop is in West, TX(yeah, it's a town not in the west part of Texas called West). There are also towns with interesting names, like Cut N' Shoot, Lickskillet, and Gun Barrel City. ANYWAYS, Czech Stop is a good place. The two things it's famous for is it's sausage and kolaches which are, go figure, Czech pastries that are generally filled with fruit but can be filled with other things.

3 ай мурун
Chris Caravello
Chris Caravello

I just want everyone to get along again too. First step to that. I got off of all those social media site's. Facebook is absolute venom.

3 ай мурун
Elizabeth Mahoney
Elizabeth Mahoney

Meat pies wee invented for miners. They could lower them into the mines and sometimes they'd stick an apple on it.

3 ай мурун
Grey
Grey

Dallas loves Bill Burr! Tix sold out in 5 mins. We’ll try again tomorrow when they go on sale 😭

3 ай мурун
TAP
TAP

Bill's the illest

3 ай мурун
Dylan Bremner
Dylan Bremner

is this video broken for anyone else?

3 ай мурун
Dylan Bremner
Dylan Bremner

actually i guess youtube was down

3 ай мурун
Bronald
Bronald

Biden did not win. The election is not over.

3 ай мурун
blazodeolireta
blazodeolireta

"Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes." all these have something in common.

3 ай мурун
0s0 sexxy
0s0 sexxy

@YamiFly thats bcuz of the gerrymandering the Republicans do to keep it red so yes it is primarily outdated as it sits

3 ай мурун
YamiFly
YamiFly

@0s0 sexxy im late to the party but the electoral college is not completely outdated. look at the map, especially counties. most land is red, only cities are blue

3 ай мурун
0s0 sexxy
0s0 sexxy

1. I don't think are celebrating like they won as much as they are celebrating out of relief hes been voted out. 2. Trump won with a miracle in 2016 with the electoral college. Id be willing to say he won impressively wat a success if it was from the popular vote and not a outdated college electoral from a electoral college that hasn't changed since the inception of the United States. 3. Trump didn't do much different from his day to day life from before he was elected to after. He signed a few papers caging ppl like animals & promoted racist tropes. I doubt joe Biden will be going to war during his tenure. An history has proven time after time. When there's a democratic president the debt goes down GDP goes up and so do the quality of life for everybody but the rich

3 ай мурун
da3
da3

I'll try to make the Dallas show! Yeeeehaw! 🤠

3 ай мурун
Ayrris Aunario
Ayrris Aunario

that's a decent texas accent

3 ай мурун
reillyroo76
reillyroo76

Trump didn't lose yet!

3 ай мурун
Dreographic
Dreographic

Love you bill! 😂 That’s more love from Egypt right here! 🇪🇬

3 ай мурун
michael cardona
michael cardona

Thanks Ol’ Billy-bad-betting-advice-Burr

3 ай мурун
The Stuport
The Stuport

"I'll be in The city that killed Kennedy"....I'm Fucking STILL Dying

3 ай мурун
clarknova1
clarknova1

no one cares about your tour dates - just say some funny stuff

3 ай мурун
Flahg Doe
Flahg Doe

Racist huh? Glad to hear your a media sheep, ole Billy Bursa Sac!

3 ай мурун
Ben Dover
Ben Dover

Low energy billy old head

3 ай мурун
JR10
JR10

Trump is a war monger????? A pretty big deficit of middle east wars, an abundance of peace deals the last 6 months. Holy shit the mental gymnastics.

3 ай мурун
PEG400 Grenier
PEG400 Grenier

Sounds like bill listens to the MSM

3 ай мурун
lafayettetech
lafayettetech

Ha!

3 ай мурун
Colin Lyon
Colin Lyon

Trump hasnt lost yet Bill

3 ай мурун
Zach McCabe
Zach McCabe

Bill bur....a millionaire.....owed a guy 400 bucks for the superbowl from 2019.....lmao. what's more burr than that

3 ай мурун
King Kai
King Kai

Oh shit that's awesome

3 ай мурун
Canaanite Tv
Canaanite Tv

Im palestinian and you're a genius ginger

3 ай мурун
Joseph Llamas
Joseph Llamas

Bill is possibly one of the least aknowledged yet greatest minds of our time. He understands that regdarless of who you vote for now or in the not so distant future we ar all part of "TEAM HUMAN". Social media has ruined human interraction. We need people like Bill to bring us back to the default reality of life. The reality where we are all fucked if we dont do whats best for our current and our future situation. A bleak future if we continue along this stupid path of ideologies and bullshit new age media driven ideas. I'm sad to see that this is the result of millions of years of so called evolution. From Killing wild animals for survival to fighting for so called social justice. It makes me sick. Justice is pipedream. Only the strong survive and we have been weakened by all of the nonsense that we are constantly bombarded with. So much potential wasted on a minorities sense of self righteousness . Keep speaking that unfiltered truth good sir. You are a king amongst fools.

3 ай мурун
Reported Scrub
Reported Scrub

The top 5 thing is so good

3 ай мурун
diddlaontheroof
diddlaontheroof

You can't control the world without controlling the resources. If the maniacs didn't want to control others, and everyone wanted to do the right thing, we could spend money on solar panels and teslas. There is no power if everyone living equally.

3 ай мурун
Kristian Fischer
Kristian Fischer

Holy fuck! Bill brought up the Czec-stop! Any time I pass through West, Texas I visit there! So cool to hear you mention it!

3 ай мурун
GOD
GOD

Let’s hate. Deisles das while. He goes aROund is his non named chopper?? Is that green huh???

3 ай мурун
ItzCarlitosWay
ItzCarlitosWay

Would be cool if Alex Jones come through Bill Burr podcast lol

3 ай мурун
Candle in the dark
Candle in the dark

Shit Man. I dont have a job to take my wife for dinner and the show. I may go by myself. CU in Houston.

3 ай мурун
xWHOGAFx
xWHOGAFx

This was one of the best lately

3 ай мурун
00 00
00 00

He didn't win yet, dont pay billyboiii

3 ай мурун
Fahmi Abuhweij
Fahmi Abuhweij

Im an Arabic listener and when Bill tried to say those cuss words I went like “ oh god “ and had to lower the volume since I had it playing in the background & my parents being around me too P.S Dont say those words to anybody down there That’s a big NONO😂

3 ай мурун
Big
Big

Hahaha race baiting? Your too funny bill

3 ай мурун
Rugal Migdal
Rugal Migdal

Does Bill Burr still have internalized racism? I don’t know how much I should sit through before I find out.

3 ай мурун
Jorja Jankowski
Jorja Jankowski

I made my hubby detour from Vegas to LA just to see Joshua Tree last year. I feel you....like are there pine trees in Idaho.......lol

3 ай мурун
James Garrison
James Garrison

Back on Joe Rogan when in Austin?

3 ай мурун
Jye Gavin
Jye Gavin

How do I send an email into old billy boy??

3 ай мурун
Maldust
Maldust

His name is shoulders, holy shit

3 ай мурун
Shoe
Shoe

Elections not over yet!!! fingers crossed

3 ай мурун
S. Michael Sanford
S. Michael Sanford

Bill stop talking about politics. You don't get why people are dancing in the streets because trump lost? He was the most under qualified, narcissistic ego-maniac, maniacal liar to ever disgrace the office of the President of the United States. It doesn't matter who beat him in the election. That's why people are dancing in the streets and celebrating across the entire world, because he was voted out.

3 ай мурун
Mid-Night Son 2021
Mid-Night Son 2021

Make Love, Not War. But, make enough love, you create too many people, and set the stage for war.

3 ай мурун
Rose Mary
Rose Mary

I got into a big argument with an ex because he was leaning on a strangers car and he got mad that I told him he was being disrespectful and that I refused to stand near him. 😂 I don’t want anyone touching my car either

3 ай мурун
Max Power
Max Power

Good luck with making comedy fans “behave the way their supposed to”. That shit sounded draconian as hell

3 ай мурун
Richard Nordell
Richard Nordell

Don't forget the '58 Chevrolet Apache

3 ай мурун
Kimbap Tempura
Kimbap Tempura

Wow, another SJW asshole showing their true colors...oh well, he had a good run.

3 ай мурун
MMc1
MMc1

It was funny to listen to Bill say he didn't like what Trump was doing and then go on to say he wishes this country could do the things Trump has already done. We no longer rely on the Mid East for oil. We actually export oil and have the cheapest gas prices in yrs. He's brought most of our troops home from there already and has been fighting with the deep state to get the rest out for good. Our carbon output is way below the rest of the worlds since he took over and is way ahead of the Paris Accords most ambitious targets (without having to put up the trillion dollars the Accord required from us), while allowing China an additional 20 yrs to meet the goals. We have the worlds biggest terrorist threat, Iran, down for the count, with no money to carry out their terror and now Biden wants to breathe new life into the worst deal we have ever entered into and allow them to go right back to where they left off. You can expect to be at war with them before Biden's done

3 ай мурун
David Ribeiro
David Ribeiro

"They also booze... they also boast" I'm dying. LOL

3 ай мурун
Saint Thomas
Saint Thomas

The breakfast pastries you are referring to are call kolaches

3 ай мурун
Saint Thomas
Saint Thomas

As a Houstonian, I will have to agree with Bill about the Big Shinny trucks that never go off road here in Houston. We love our trucks in Texas 🤠🤠🤠🤠

3 ай мурун
Tyrone Jones
Tyrone Jones

I love your work bill but your seriously misinformed about trump

3 ай мурун
Joseph Mollohan
Joseph Mollohan

"Let's not judge" lol 33:57

3 ай мурун
Buck Chile
Buck Chile

Hopefully he's in Dallas on the 22nd and has the bwalls to rent a convertible. Will see whether they're made of brass or merely tin. I guessing tin

3 ай мурун
Joel ward
Joel ward

BEST LINE 51:20 With this guys immune system he could beat corona. Walk right up to it, grab it by the throat and stuff it back up a bats ass OMG I was laughing for a while at that line

3 ай мурун
John Wick
John Wick

0:58 I quit my work because of, *p a i d t o b e h o m e .c o m*

3 ай мурун
Escarossa Fendit
Escarossa Fendit

Anyone know if there’s a way to trade my tickets from the Atlanta show that was canceled for the Dallas one?

3 ай мурун

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