Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about GameStop, insulation, and liars.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Jesus patino
Jesus patino

Game stop at 13:55. lol

6 күн мурун
Brownie Bear
Brownie Bear

55:00

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Damn, that’s the juiciest story I’ve heard in a super long time, what a sociopath, she nailed it, Fucking bananas!!!

8 күн мурун
Jan Z
Jan Z

It does feel like it's the end of the era , love your jokes,

10 күн мурун
Ckom
Ckom

That’s a literal (well metaphorical) shit-ton of ads you’ve got going there Bill. Not complaining mind you... The big joke of that Wall Street fiasco was watching those hedge fund managers crying about all the new regulations they need! The hypocrisy just boggles the mind...

13 күн мурун
Joe Turner
Joe Turner

Great commercials man there's nothing like listening to somebody try to sell you second-rate products for 20 minutes

14 күн мурун
Timani KindaKool
Timani KindaKool

Billy Bubble Head. Love you in South Africa 🇿🇦

15 күн мурун
troy Adams
troy Adams

God I miss your biggest bully I mean really I Miss Patrice so bad he could have made men real men but they just didn't listen what a bunch of pussies God I miss Patrice I know he was your biggest bully but I know you respect him and I love him and I miss him I don't know why I'm thinking about it now go f*** yourself Billy red balls nah I'm just kidding I love you brother thank you

17 күн мурун
NJDDSNS
NJDDSNS

5:29 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

19 күн мурун
Chris Lancaster
Chris Lancaster

70 million shares.. Bill.. 70 million shares .. losses at $91 Billion

19 күн мурун
Same Spit Different Face TV
Same Spit Different Face TV

To many ads

19 күн мурун
Soyzilla 138
Soyzilla 138

@Bill burr I use Amazon alot but cannot remember what the Amazon code is to help you with the wounded warriors cause

23 күн мурун
MrKudipanhama
MrKudipanhama

Sorry for you loss Bill, but editor damn bro ads every 2 minutes? Wtf man

23 күн мурун
MrKudipanhama
MrKudipanhama

Fuck this I’m going to Apple podcast

23 күн мурун
Prophis
Prophis

you're still using a thumbnail of you with hair.

23 күн мурун
Anton's Edits 81
Anton's Edits 81

The head fudge guys lol

23 күн мурун
Anthony White
Anthony White

Mentioned CURT FLOOD, he needs to be in the hall of fame, also my son's great grandfather

24 күн мурун
John John
John John

Jesus Burr can we get through a minute of your podcast without an ad

24 күн мурун
Anderson Silva
Anderson Silva

All these fucken ads Billy!!!!!

24 күн мурун
512 ADMS
512 ADMS

I’m sorry for your loss Billy Boy, we love ya man

25 күн мурун
E A
E A

Me undies read was hilarious. LMAO. 😆 😆 😆

25 күн мурун
KWEMBULWA KUYEMBESWA
KWEMBULWA KUYEMBESWA

Easy on the fucken adds there Billy the Bum!

25 күн мурун
Teeple
Teeple

Why all the fucking adds?

25 күн мурун
M
M

This podcast felt like a one hour advertisment.

25 күн мурун
Seth Richards
Seth Richards

Did anyone else get an add every 2 minutes?

26 күн мурун
Torey S
Torey S

It's capitalism, Bill. Oligarchies are a product of capitalism.

26 күн мурун
Topdog Ellie
Topdog Ellie

Sorry for ur lost bill💪🏼

26 күн мурун
Topdog Ellie
Topdog Ellie

Bill Burr the Goat 💯💪🏼

26 күн мурун
ronnie the rat
ronnie the rat

YouTube. Do we need a fucking ad every minute?! Jesus christ.

26 күн мурун
Wickedlefty
Wickedlefty

Bill has the only audience/commenters that I'd get along with 90% of. It must be the similar sense of humor

26 күн мурун
TwoGunToast
TwoGunToast

Oohhhh jeeeesuzzzz hope the one douche guy the lady wrote in about hears this!

27 күн мурун
Michael Longoria
Michael Longoria

Only Bill Burr can talk shit about his own sponsors as he reads their scripts hahahaha!

27 күн мурун
Michael Longoria
Michael Longoria

I love your shit Bill.. You remind me so much of my uncle Bill

27 күн мурун
Bearded Badger
Bearded Badger

Your commercial readings are legendary🤣😂

27 күн мурун
jlostang
jlostang

YouTube is making it harder to laugh.. there is like 27 ad stops on this video. 🤣 I’m gonna hypnotize myself for this bill. 🤘 First ad had this “ LADY” shoving fields and puppies or whatever that was down my throat. 🤣

27 күн мурун
ParallaxCreates
ParallaxCreates

You can tell MeUndies has been watching Kobra Kai. Johnny's favorite word is "badass" so this is just clever advertizing that's trying to be "current" with the times.

27 күн мурун
philip dufour
philip dufour

Those game stop boys are heroes. Fuck those billionaires making money off the blue collars back.

27 күн мурун
Mike
Mike

He should leave her. That guy damn near sexually assaulted him and she turned it around on him. That will happen again with a different issue in the future!!

27 күн мурун
Ste Flo
Ste Flo

I love Bill Burr. But I hate sports.

27 күн мурун
Henrik
Henrik

17;40 what do you mean Bill??? We like this stock!!! 🙌💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀

27 күн мурун
Roseland Bookshelf
Roseland Bookshelf

the people who shorted airline stocks twenty years ago don't want the chat room doing it ,lol. They don't really explain it, but I think that's what they do in the film Trading Places.

27 күн мурун
M D
M D

Bill stop acting like you didn’t play woke to get into Hollywood lololol little dummy

27 күн мурун
Samuel Mercado
Samuel Mercado

I didn't poo 💩 enough this morning.. I'm really struggling!!!!

27 күн мурун
Trinity L
Trinity L

Hope you're having a good 2021! You always make me happy! :)

27 күн мурун
John Skelton
John Skelton

Dude! What the fuck??? Is Bill getting paid for all of these damn commercials or something?!? I don't remember him having commercials before and now they are all over the place on these videos. It's fucking annoying!

27 күн мурун
Joseph Wil
Joseph Wil

It’s amazing how we only pay attention to the negative comments. 😤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27 күн мурун
JD Heryos
JD Heryos

What is the most reliable thing about TESLA? I cant RECALL!🤣

27 күн мурун
Keith Swartz
Keith Swartz

Hey Billy, I'm hip with the everyone is dying.I lost my mom my grandmother and my wife all in the same year. Crazy how final it is. Sick of it too.

27 күн мурун
Highwind熊
Highwind熊

I needed to hear that I'm brave for surviving january. Thanks. Sincerely yours, Swede-guy

27 күн мурун
Mattias Kasparian
Mattias Kasparian

Mars joke killed

27 күн мурун
Justin G
Justin G

HOLY ADS BILL GEEZUS

27 күн мурун
shirak8
shirak8

You need your own Star Wars spinoff series called : Hard Pressed It's a cooking show. But we find out that he's passing messages through it for the rebels.

27 күн мурун
isotonemusic
isotonemusic

Hi Bill, the GME thing is super interesting - it looks like some hedge funds made as big a mistake as the banks did in 2008, but instead of other funds finding out about it first, the internet did. The funds were expecting gamestop to go bankrupt, (at which they profit tax free from illegal shorting) it seems before this they have issued many counterfeit shares (illegal as faking money but it happens) and have shorted the company 220%. Which means that now it is very likely that small individual retail investors own more than 100% of the company, and some of those shares will need to be bought TWICE from people that can't be bargained/bribed with collectively, but do communicate on the wallstreetbets subreddit - AND have a fair degree of justifiable animosity and real hatred towards wall st. WSB is now over 8m users. If enough real shareholders set their minimum sale price to be 69k a share they will have to be bought and may meltdown the entire thing, (again!) or be the biggest reverse transfer of wealth in history.

27 күн мурун
isotonemusic
isotonemusic

Also, the whole world has access to the stock market easily with apps now, and loads of us are bored as everything's shut. Perfect storm?

27 күн мурун
texas MADeMan
texas MADeMan

Youtube is getting crazy with these fucking ads

27 күн мурун
Kelly Pavese
Kelly Pavese

Bill Burr, you are an amazing Comedian...The BEST...👍♥️

27 күн мурун
russell from stillwater
russell from stillwater

Theres an ad every 2 fucking minutes

27 күн мурун
Peter Herz
Peter Herz

This is great except for ads every 2 minutes jeeez

27 күн мурун
Ryan Peters
Ryan Peters

Hey bill why would you even waste this podcast with the homophobic guy and his bullshit story? Ew

27 күн мурун
Ryan Peters
Ryan Peters

Bill Bird you need to learn how to comprehend what you're reading

27 күн мурун
viva_la_ham
viva_la_ham

Hey bill you can press channel button to turn tv on aswell

27 күн мурун
Samantha Rodriguez
Samantha Rodriguez

So sorry for your loss. It sounds like be was a very great guy and a dear friend.

28 күн мурун
Ikmel A.A.A.
Ikmel A.A.A.

There are people who are struggling to feed their families, and then there's this guy who's struggling to listen to Bill making jokes.

28 күн мурун
agvulpine
agvulpine

33:50 "Who-And-Number-39-s going to win the big game." The ' is called an HTML-Entity and it belongs to the apostrophe character. "Who's" Somebody is using a shtty word processor -- you or them. /nerd

28 күн мурун
Shushkin
Shushkin

Is this really bill burrs channel? There's way too many ads

28 күн мурун
DrePants
DrePants

Oh r/billburr is gonna feast on this episode

28 күн мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

O, not yours You Tube

28 күн мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

Way too many adds every two minutes. The F

28 күн мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

What you're explaining with Game stop is what the Rothschild family did during the french war holding the press to say Napoleon had one, all stocks dropped and they scoped it up.

28 күн мурун
lisa Bridges
lisa Bridges

Wow!!! The part about the pathological liar part was really helpful...... thanks Bill! I have just been through hell and made it out the other side after 8 months..... I have one thing to thank him for and thats introducing me to you..... I'm in Australia. Got caught up online with a narcissist and pathological liar.....one thing he wasn't lying about was you being as funny as fuck! Love ya work and ya brain mate! Sending much love to you and your gorgeous family xx 💖

28 күн мурун
FlipTop HipHop
FlipTop HipHop

HOLY FUCK WE DONT NEED TO HEAR GAMESTOP ON EVERY FKN PODCAST

28 күн мурун
JC Not
JC Not

Great explanation Bill. The only part you missed is that Robinhood (an app where mostly anyone can buy stocks) played a big role in people not being able to buy stocks anymore. Research it, the company had almost no liquidity and the CEO went on tv to lie about it.

28 күн мурун
Kelly Pavese
Kelly Pavese

Meant to say, "loss" , not "lost"...😐

28 күн мурун
Kelly Pavese
Kelly Pavese

Sorry for your lost....

28 күн мурун
Kelly Pavese
Kelly Pavese

Bill Burr, you are AMAZING...I LOVE YOU! Best Comedian EVER...👍😁♥️

28 күн мурун
Sun Gazer
Sun Gazer

„It’s not capitalism, it is an oligarchy!“ 😂😆😆 Bill Burr.

28 күн мурун
R Habs
R Habs

Wow - so many commercials

28 күн мурун
Mauricio Parada
Mauricio Parada

bill advertising is like the best advertising ever period

28 күн мурун
Mauricio Parada
Mauricio Parada

I N D O C H I N O ( 8 )

28 күн мурун
Dan Flak
Dan Flak

Sock puppets!!!

28 күн мурун
Theodore Castro
Theodore Castro

Love these podcasts, man!

28 күн мурун
James Kirk
James Kirk

20 commercial breaks .

28 күн мурун
Mr Chief
Mr Chief

couldn't give a fuck about sports but honestly i enjoy listening to bill talk about them

28 күн мурун
Extraordinary Mindset
Extraordinary Mindset

Bill you are wrong on GameStop, they are going all in on e-commerce, with new leaders coming in from Amazon etc. Their plan is to become the Amazon of gaming. That stock is going to the moon with the 💎🙌 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

28 күн мурун
Trance Master
Trance Master

How do I write to this guy? I feel like he talks my language and need his input on things. Anybody know?

28 күн мурун
EVAASIVE
EVAASIVE

Rest Easy Mark and David, thank you guys for being part of F is For Family

28 күн мурун
Alejandro
Alejandro

WE LIKE THE STOCK 💎🖐

28 күн мурун
Bradford's Critter Adventures
Bradford's Critter Adventures

Nobody in the history of media has done a better job with ad reads

28 күн мурун
Side Hustles
Side Hustles

People need to shut the fuxk up and mind their own damn business! Life would be much easier!

28 күн мурун
John T
John T

Damn bill your description of the famous gamestop squeeze was accurate af 👌

28 күн мурун
Stephen Anderson
Stephen Anderson

The guy was struggling way before your podcast.. POV

28 күн мурун
N Rodney510
N Rodney510

My birthday Feb 1st!

28 күн мурун
Burpo Stockings
Burpo Stockings

"This is an attack on rich people" Yup. Sucks to suck doesnt it? Lol I jumped on that gamestop wagon and made like $600. Thanks you rich fucks, I needed heating oil.

28 күн мурун
F OL
F OL

Way off with the GameStop explanation

28 күн мурун
markus mirtti
markus mirtti

Great podcast he has. Too much talk thou about American handball aka "football" its not football its handball. You handle the ball with hands. You American cousins😑 get a grip, 🇫🇮says hello.

28 күн мурун
-Hotg-Odin
-Hotg-Odin

26:45 caught my mans billy laughing at his own joke a little lol

28 күн мурун
Billy Renee Hill
Billy Renee Hill

Nobody gives a crap about the horrible writing team . At your crappie cartoon

28 күн мурун
Billy Renee Hill
Billy Renee Hill

You had people vote for the guy that wants to continue the wars

28 күн мурун
Billy Renee Hill
Billy Renee Hill

We're not all Hollywood sell outs.

28 күн мурун
silentpipes
silentpipes

Thank you Lakers for costing Bill a steak dinner!! lmao although i gotta say our poor performance vs the Pistons with AD out has me nervous

28 күн мурун
Jason Chislett
Jason Chislett

You're classic. Love ya man.

28 күн мурун
stephen k
stephen k

You couldn't pay me to move back up there in Chicago. Miserable existence 8 months out of the year. Especially when it snows. Fuck that shit all the way off.

28 күн мурун

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