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Bill rambles about Dave Richardson, long winded people, and relationship red flags.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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buggiebuild1
Oh my God, when Covid hit my roofing husband, didn’t have anywhere to go,after two freaking weeks, I was so happy the boss found some thing else for him to do LOL LOL, and our relationship I’m one of his helpers, but his big boss doesn’t pay me like himLOL, by the way the sandwich never worked for my husband, even a blow job a leg rub shoulder rub, and I legitimately leave the house after all of these events,, that didn’t work, like Nia said we’ve been together too long LOL but in a good way LOL
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
O Shit !!!! it’s BEAUTIFUL Nia,You come in sounding so sexy, you’re part of the podcast all the time in my feminine world ,LOL love you guys amazing❤️💕
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Damn it’s Dr. Bill hour LOL, as a Laydee,!! your advice is spot on👍🏻
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
OMG people suck, I would absolutely love to see it, I was wondering if you were still flying due to this Covid, if you show it I will watch, it’s interesting, people doing different shit, not the same ole ✌🏻
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Right in the middle of sad news, commercial, !!! fucking YouTube,MEH, RIP to another great writer✌🏻
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Holy shit I just saw how to spell that word lady LOL ,LAY DEE!!! YouTube pop up from a bit you did years ago
8 күн мурунK. Gordon Raphael
@23:24 My condolences. As I get older, I realize its true, "The good die young". I need that hoody.
23 күн мурунEfstathios Mesaretzidis
Bill & Nia just enjoy their fights. It's the relationship level I'm all about
23 күн мурунMurderGiraffe19
Only Bill could forget that he met Wayne Gretzky
23 күн мурунJustin Fever
Bill. You loose me with the fact you support a job killing socialist like Bernie Sanders. You need to talk with Thomas Sowell, and or read Milton Friedman. Im sure your millionaire ass would not appericate having close to 90 percent of your wealth going lazy incentiving programs like wellfare or UBI. Socialism dosent work.
25 күн мурунBilly Breakaho
This seems like a wasted opportunity to use je ne sais quoi, especially since you were just talking about speaking French 21:00
25 күн мурунOscar Covarrubias
Bill: use the app Duolingo to learn your French which also gives you the option to practice your conversation with someone else in your selected language without video so its not creepy
28 күн мурунJonny Arty
Bill, my guy.. Nia needs her own podcast 😂😂😂😂
Ай мурунJay Holland
Mr. Burr, totally off topic, but why did I go on IG and it's like 30 chicks that look like Kim Kardashian now? Like did they all go to the same doctor and pick the same model? Shits ridiculous
Ай мурунBen Kiri
If assholes live forever then what are you worried about? You've got plenty of time Billy Boy. Condolences mate :(
Ай мурунOwen Patch
Shouts out to KirillWasHere. ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER
Ай мурунsan dab
I love how you keep calling out biden as a war monger it's true these unnecessary wars are horseshit
Ай мурунIsmail Mohamud
August LOL I wish
Ай мурунJeffs Rent
Less then 2 min and sports are already being talked about. Just called it the bill burr sports show
Ай мурунJuan Humberto
Your Voice looks like Frank Murphy voice
Ай мурунDsi1ver
8:20 for bernie bit
Ай мурунDsi1ver
Clip of bernie bit please
Ай мурунtyler durden
Make a video instead of just audio, people wanna see your face Bill, I promise, it's much more fun for everyone.
Ай мурунTommy Ashworth
I don’t really care for video with Bill tbh. I think audio alone is good
Ай мурунWilliam Burdon
Even Max Kellerman had his crow dinner au jus. He ate every bite to his credit, and even had a second helping.
Ай мурунWilliam Burdon
You are correct about everything but Bellichick, he's a dorf and nobody would even know who Billy was if it was not for Brady , yes I said it !!!!!! deal with it curly fries!.
Ай мурунWilliam Burdon
Its Tom Terrifics Time, he doesn't need to beat Mahomes to be the GOAT, he is the goat. But I hope he wins it all , he deserves it. Chiefs will be a long assed hard day. They absolutely have to get to Mahomes in the backfield and sack him a few times at the right time , or they can't win. Careful naysaying Dems , or you won't have a channel. Its vebotten!!!!!!! No negatives about anything controversial, since when is that America It's almost like we went from a Democracy to a Communist Country overnight.
Ай мурунSnakeheart Entertainment
August 2021 ....... 👁
Ай мурунNon Fiction
How does one confuse January with August
Ай мурунDaledo MVB
Podcast from the future
Ай мурунDaniel Taylor
I love you dude
Ай мурунLiladelph
Billy-Bust-Inside! Bahha
Ай мурунrudy gerdeman
August 25th. Lol
Ай мурунjmboom123123
Helo auto rotations are-another mother level compared to a fixed wing aircraft. Billy big balls understands what it feels like falling like a brick an recovering
Ай мурунZion Brady
Sometimes I just come to listen to how poorly read and spoken about these ad plugs are.
Ай мурунGeorgey D23
Bill from the future!!
Ай мурунSjeune
You’re bio doesn’t include “paper tiger”!!!
Ай мурунmeldme
Anyone know why, upon trying to watch this “Bill Burr’s Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-21” on my tv Youtube, it came up with this “Verify Your Age” QR Scan shit. I can watch it on any device other than my tv. Any help would be great.
Ай мурун徐浩
your other devices' youtube app have your account logged in perhaps, and on your tv your youtube account wasn't logged in? 'verify your age' basically means login and youtube can get age information from account info
28 күн мурунTopper
Wtf. YouTube wasn't letting me play this video by saying it might not be good for some viewers like wtf is bill gonna talk about that would harm someone.
Ай мурунstratjed
BILL the only guy in hollyweird who watches football . Bill libtards hate sports ! There is winners and losers . The only time celebs like sports is when the camera shows them in the vip section. YOU WOULD NOT WANT BERNIE IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING AND YOU KNOW IT BILL.
Ай мурунkyle leite
All comedians are is a new world jester
Ай мурунjamesdressler
That line about everyone losing their shit over the underhand forward toss is the most accurate assessment of what announcing has become 🤣😂🤣😂
Ай мурунsonpois
ummmm sorry hun, we love BILL!
Ай мурунStar Gate
'You said August 2021????????
Ай мурунbrandon smith
Where's today's pod cast at
Ай мурунSam Waller YT
soundcloud
Ай мурунmy nutsack
1:06:00
Ай мурунRay Jones
why did google put an age lock in this video, seems strange. Bill Burr rocks
Ай мурунNolanEP
Yeah, other QBs did it, but not in their first year and without having ota's or pre-season... Or at 43.
Ай мурунAnthony Russo
Mia drops a box. "Whattarya throwin boxes for"? Asks Bill
Ай мурунThousandairesClub
1:02:37 GTFO
Ай мурунPatryk Galikowski
Hey Bill would you do a live stream commentary to the superbowl game ?
Ай мурунzack edwards
People stop acting like any championship won last year counts. Thats coming from a die hard LA fan and I don't count those meaningless titles last year. As far as I'm concerned the dodgers still haven't won since 88
Ай мурунRyan Peters
This dude needs to have someone else other than his wife on his pocasts , otherwise it just sounds like a dude talking to himself, as with all of his random thoughts
Ай мурунTommy Ashworth
That’s exactly what it is and that is why it’s great. He just went on Hotboxin’ with mike Tyson and I really enjoyed that. Check that episode out to see bill with others. I love when he’s alone for this podcast tho
Ай мурунRyan Peters
Poki MANN? JESUS
Ай мурунRyan Peters
What's wrong with this dude,instead of self loathing about your freckles and pasty skin issues focus on the goddam date
Ай мурунRyan Peters
August?
Ай мурунRusty Shackelford
Desperately looking for the sports talk ends here comment
Ай мурунRusty Shackelford
15:40
Ай мурунmike fat
bro drums yes helicopters no. Quit fucking with that bs
Ай мурунdariusz krakowski
hi from polish soul in uk, please do some nice runover on how they call us, eastern european, please:) then i can show friends that you are more then interesting and funny if it would be "personal" assault on nation:)
Ай мурунmike fat
We are not in fucking Kanzas any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ай мурунØistein74
Not since George Carlin have I heard anyone so refreshing as this dude. Fresh
Ай мурунbill bowler
Gonna listen 2 this later, saw u doing the chicken challenge and thought fuck it, I like this guy 😆 just subd,
Ай мурунDave nonya
lmao, when Nia comes in. TF is this lol. She's funny as hell and sassy haha you two are such a great couple.
Ай мурунJoe Star
@ 59:07 Sometimes the love is there, but a person can have serious emotional and psychological problems which in turn can ruin your life.
Ай мурунDominic
I lost my awareness of time because of Bill's intro with the wrong date lol.
Ай мурунJ MacK
Just watched the Mando series again dam I like that sniper hope they bring you back in season 3!
Ай мурунJavi Rios
"Pokey man" Bill is so old fashioned he probably does mean pokey man.
Ай мурунT Rock
To all the Burrheads, drag the red dot all the way to the right so the video ends then replay and tell the adverts to go EFF THEMSELVES.
Ай мурунJohn Rambo
too many ads im out
Ай мурунKingLouie 45
August 25th what
Ай мурунKrishna
Anyone else got a inappropriate content warning? I wonder why
Ай мурунJustin G
Bill old and senile 😐
Ай мурунJordan Swinscoe
August?
Ай мурунhippa2dahoppa2
bill "i wont talk to anthony cumia" burr. damn turncoat
Ай мурунAhmed Peerbhai
Where do you ask Bill for advice?
Ай мурунTommy Ashworth
There’s an email. Go to his website and I’m sure you can find it there.
Ай мурунTobias
How does one contact bill burr for questions
Ай мурунHans Juker
Hank Aaron died from the vaccine
Ай мурунNight Cat
That's what's up meow
Ай мурунAlex Wheatley
August really came quick this year
Ай мурунGuest Private
Kirill sent me here! Anyone else?
Ай мурунTim Mills
Dude enough with the fucking sports.
Ай мурунRyan
Go BUCS
Ай мурунbillynair
1:02:15 - Do you ever say "When are we going to date" or "I want to F--k your brains out" to your Rugby Teammates? Your sister? Then it wouldnt even cross your mind if you were "Just Friends". They think there is a "Potential" to get together with your girl. And, as a returned Mormon Missionary living in Provo, Utah, I know for a FACT "I can't, I'm Mormon" is not a reliable form of Birth Control...
Ай мурунKyler Lundgrin
Fuckin is my favorite word too haha should create a drinking game for how many times bill says fuckin. You’d be passed out by minute 3 haha
Ай мурунSuperSaiyan Zero
You know what I like nia more now I can see what's going on behind the scenes its great
Ай мурунChrundleTheGreat
I haven't been listening to the podcast too long and this the first time I have heard Nia jump in and she's already a treasure in my mind. The way she just disarms and crushes Bill and then ends up making the both of them laugh is incredible.
Ай мурунDavion Smith
I Fucking LOVE Nia and Bill Bruv
Ай мурунJimmy Keating
Bank cameras got the blonde on video in bank
Ай мурунJimmy Keating
4,500 they had guns I had no choice
Ай мурунJimmy Keating
All they gotta do is pay me back that’s it
Ай мурунJimmy Keating
Hello ???
Ай мурунJimmy Keating
Check out my Facebook page James keating green circle frame !!! Tell the history Hyenas to stand fast there are pissed 😤off Marines lookin for em
Ай мурунBosco Neptune
So are Goorin Bros. hats for ageing hipsters too?
Ай мурунDavid Fernandez
'Oh shit, bye' life motto .
Ай мурунColton Almos
Sorry about your friend Bill :(
Ай мурунTHE HOLLOW
Hey Bill, This is Hollow from the Karnivool family (think change pt 2) and I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan and that it's really inspiring that you are into Karnivool :) I hear you play drums. We should jam some time after the vaccines roll through.
Ай мурунTHRASHING Flood
Hey 'Hollywood Golden' Boy
Ай мурунFirst Last
Rodgers blows
Ай мурунTHRASHING Flood
Bill reading the advertisements with his commentaryand tones reminds me of listening to the commercials of Grand Theft Auto radio. Bill! Go to Rockstar and have your own radio talk show!
Ай мурунLiving Life
Pimsleur? Lol, yeah that's great I was really into it a decade ago "Micheal Thomas" is also a good one
Ай мурунAgent Migs
The podcast hit another gear when Nia came on hahaha. Hilarious!
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