Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with with a woke sister.
    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Zacharie Richer
Zacharie Richer

Love you Bill but what a shitty take at 1:02:30

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Alexander L
Alexander L

Yeah, Olipop is good. It's also $42 for a 12 pack.

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Alex Hernandez
Alex Hernandez

He forgot to say "huh! playoffs?!" And "freeee!"

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Alex Scott
Alex Scott

Idc if he sees this but knowing bill, he knows the business and how cutthroat it is. He’s going in grabbing his money and gtfo. He doesn’t give af about us and we don’t really care about him. Money for laughs. His peak will be Mando because it’s so mainstream. And that’s fine. We’re all full of shit but I don’t think his marriage will last, from the alarming stories he tells. But I’m running out of space.

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zpth0z
zpth0z

Who loves orange soda?

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Bobo The Clown
Bobo The Clown

... "Sometimes theres not even a hill there“...

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Dash Pratt
Dash Pratt

Billy’s Monday morning therapy session 😂

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STRESSFREE WORLDWIDE
STRESSFREE WORLDWIDE

If everyone stays inside will colds go away too? 🤷🏿‍♂️

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DMcF
DMcF

Talking to ya bro. Gimme some more Boston. And stop making me scream while I’m trying to listening to your funny as Fk ass

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DMcF
DMcF

Billy.

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Бездушный Мужчина
Бездушный Мужчина

Proper gearing on those hills Bill - makes all the difference. I agree with you on the press. It's a shame that I have to watch news from Europe to find out what is going on in the world. ✌️

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Deidre and darren Thomas
Deidre and darren Thomas

I love Bill Burr but he's so fatphobic LMAO. Like he's really bothered by fat people 😂😂😂

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M
M

Dear Bill, Have a great life... never thought you would ever chose the side of the cancel culture... good luck with your empty event halls. You are not funny anymore

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jacob levenson
jacob levenson

13:00

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AriSafari293
AriSafari293

Bill isn’t bashing women? Must have got laid recently lmaoooo

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Ricardo Aranda
Ricardo Aranda

Always enjoy your rants and appreciate your take on politics as I agree. Judging an entire side of any argument based on a handful of psychopaths/zealots couldn't agree more. Where did you learn French? Do you speak it fluently or just high school vocab level? That was a pleasant surprise to find that a white guy knew more languages than American. You reminded me of the brothers on The Boondock Saints who know a bunch of languages but work at a butcher shop and live in a shithole. Thanks for the fun.

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Waleed Isa
Waleed Isa

I actually love soda so i was going to try Olipop but when i went to the website, it was $42 for a 12 pack, r u fucking serious? I can get a 12 pack of coke or pepsi for like $4 lmao

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NTomlin575
NTomlin575

Wilfred "QAnon" Burr

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0s0 sexxy
0s0 sexxy

25TH AMENDEMENT IS WAT U SAID BUT ALSO IF THE PRESIDENT SEEMS PSYCHOGICALLY UNSTABLE & UNABLE TO PERFORM THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT TO BE REMOVED ALSO THEY R TRYNA IMPEACH HIM SO HES NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO RUN FOR OFFICE EVER AGAIN. THATS THEIR GOAL

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ScrewedUpTV
ScrewedUpTV

Hey Bill, can you tell Karen in the background to STFU?? Thanks

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Federico Nardo
Federico Nardo

Off course they went to the Moon. If it was fake, the Russians would have never let them get away with it.

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Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

Anyone who qualifies a Chinese food recommendation with "it's way better than Panda Express" cannot be trusted.

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shannon wester
shannon wester

india went to space too.. i think

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Shawn A
Shawn A

Any body wanna be my best friend??

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Dark Roast Lefty
Dark Roast Lefty

Din Tai Fung - some of the best soup dumplings, not just torrance ca... there are several locations throughout Cali.

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Talhah Shahid
Talhah Shahid

😂😂😂😂😂

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rollmic
rollmic

OMGosh! Can someone please tell me where the Stand Up personality of the real Bill Burr went?

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Brian Erckman
Brian Erckman

Hey Bill "The Cue-ball" Burr. I recently sent you a story I'm considering taking on stage and would love your input on the show tonight? I think it could be the one that sends me on the road to success.

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Theo G
Theo G

Brother, do it. 💪

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Chance Brown
Chance Brown

1:02:50 bless her heart, she would somersault off a cliff if she heard Patrice O’Neal 😏

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ANGRY KUMU
ANGRY KUMU

Bill’s observation of rolling stones magazine at 21:40 is amazing! I never thought about it like that.

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jennifer rabey
jennifer rabey

Iuioi juice

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Julio Venedicto
Julio Venedicto

Jules Verne Is an author like 20,000 leagues under the sea

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bogo kimo
bogo kimo

This guy is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

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Josh McDermott
Josh McDermott

“How the fuck am I gonna get through another day of this goddamn job?” I’m supposed to have work in 25 minutes and I’m just about to leave and it’s all I’ve been thinking about this morning until he said that 😂

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typeerk
typeerk

I love that Bill didn't go PC- ol Billy called Star Wars gay, never apologized & they said hey wanna be in Star Wars yourself??

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Dark Blade
Dark Blade

For the Algorithm!

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J Hernandez
J Hernandez

I love ol' Bill Gingernuts, but, man, he's in way over is head when it comes to talking politics. I say we have the lovely Nia weigh in.

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Бездушный Мужчина
Бездушный Мужчина

He couldn't be more correct.

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Mr H
Mr H

To be fair Bill, Most of your dead friends, more than likely died as a result of abusing drugs and alcohol for years. The fact that they were overweight is just a byproduct of the above and the lowering of standards it facilitates.

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Wu Lu
Wu Lu

My bookie heyhowthefuckyoudoin! 😂

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G Paul
G Paul

Can you star timestamping when he stops talking about American Rugby? It's become unbearable.

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Dan Ratte
Dan Ratte

The way Bill talks about "just being left alone" makes me grateful I refuse to cohabitate.

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s i l v e r t o n g u e
s i l v e r t o n g u e

I really hope you will see this comment and that it might provide some perspective to you when talking about fat people because I find it ridiculous that some people get 'triggered' when someone makes jokes about overweight people. So before I start I'm a big boy, shit let's not beat around the bush, I'm fat, really fat. I can't even tell you how much I weigh, but I'm 6.6ft tall and I wear size 5XL tshirts comfortably so I'm not joking around when I'm saying I'm quite fcking huge, so to everyone else who don't like what I'm about to say, if you smaller than a baby rhino just shut up and sit the fck down. So if it's ok to make jokes about blondes, stupid people and presidents, there's absolutely no reason why people shouldn't be able and feel comfortable making jokes and ripping fat people, if you a fat person and it bother you when someone makes jokes about your weight, do something about it and loose the weight, you're not triggered because they made jokes about fat people but because of your weight, since you can't change people making jokes about fat people then change what you have control over, loose your belly and you wouldn't have to worry about jokes being aimed towards your weight. I'm a very secure person and find fat jokes just as funny as jokes about any other subject without ever feeling embarrassed. Now there is a difference between joking about fat people and singling out a fat person and try to embarrass them in an attempt to make yourself seem superior to other people, it's a thin line I suppose but I find that comedians walk it confidently, they usually intelligent enough to know the difference between jokes and blunt embarrassing comments. You still can't tell people not to do it, but if I ever run into people like this, it's usually very easy to kick them back down to their usual level by proving that their lack of intellect will trump any fat jokes they can come up with, I mean a dumb vegetable will always be funnier than a plump subject. So to Mr Burr, please don't feel uncomfortable about making your fat jokes, why should you loose your sense of humor when they can just eat what all other people eat and loose weight. The day you can't laugh at yourself and your own shortcomings anymore is the day that you your life will start dying a slow death. 🤣😂🙃😆 Is this the Bill Burr emoji? 🤡 it's the only fu ny emoji with red pubes for hair

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Soul Heal
Soul Heal

Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?

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V Carr
V Carr

Hahahah. I tried Dewars because of this story. Not great :(

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Tender Whale
Tender Whale

Bills got the best takes. That Ryan thin, can relate 100% lol

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Hott Rodd
Hott Rodd

Holy shit bill. When are you going to have a fan on the podcast. Just roast the hell out of one of us for an hour. Would be great entertainment. Maybe a pats hater lmao

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Michael Jones
Michael Jones

80mph? Billy? Really? Bit much for you? Come to England we'll show you what we get up to. And our roads have corners. I'm not mad at you or the Tesla at all. 80mph is just a little tame. Much love Bill.

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Bartlebie 3
Bartlebie 3

Goddamn, Nina sure likes to make fun of alabama.

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Chesh Files
Chesh Files

If Bill had to work a normal 8-5 job he would have to be less of a house husband..... He seems happy doing laundry ..cleaning etc....whatever works Mr Bill ........ I hope live shows return soon.............fuck this covid BS ..

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Anthony Grouzis
Anthony Grouzis

Anyone know how to write in and ask This Fuck some Questions?

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Albert Lin
Albert Lin

Din Tai Fung originated from Taiwan and hybridizes various Chinese regional cuisines. They might be a chain but maintain a fairly high quality of food and service across the board. Szechuan is a solid rec too. There should be another one in Century City that is closer by to main LA. But if you're out towards Torrance, Arcadia and Alhambra are also two areas with amazing Chinese food.

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Michelle P
Michelle P

Best foreign film ever is CIAO PROFESSOR...its in Italian, and its a riot

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FBicoolshaman
FBicoolshaman

Dear bill I work as a labourer in construction it is fucking hot in Australia right now some times life get hard for me and my job is very hard sometimes but your podcast keeps me going. When I dont want to get out of bed I can hear your voice GET OUT OF BED YOU PUSSIE. So thank you for being bill burrs.

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Burmese Tiger
Burmese Tiger

When is your next stand-up? How about one just purely for an online audience since it might be a while before this COVID thing is taken care of...

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Free_Thought_Sean
Free_Thought_Sean

This will not age well. Im sure. Super Bowl, Super Browns.

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Jonathan Weiss
Jonathan Weiss

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.”

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Chris Di maria
Chris Di maria

You’re French is starting to sound good!! Continue comme ça 👍🏾

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OceansZx14
OceansZx14

“I tell ya we ain’t got much but we got the fuckin Tide baby!!”😂😂

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CB 1014
CB 1014

Omg Billly w tha hot takes glad ur comin back around

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Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

“Where are they now” I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

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Matthew McNeill
Matthew McNeill

I will kill audiences. For you. Using my rapier wit and covid 19. And then babble. As a ginger. Because I identify as ginger.. not a ginger . Lol.....

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Steven Kornmuller
Steven Kornmuller

I can explain Cricket in about 200 words. When you are hitting if you hit it in the air and they catch it you are Out. If you hit it on the ground at the guy playing what looks like shortstop or 3rd base(square leg)you DON'T have to run. THATS the big difference, you can crush it but if its right at anybody you don't have to run if you dont' think you can make it to the other wicket. communication between hitter(batsman) the other runner is important to not get 'run out'/IE not being at the same wicket. the thing that sucks about hitting is you only hit once a game, so if they get you out on the 4th bowl(pitch) then you're fucking not batting till the next weekend. Home Runs over the boundary are worth 6 runs. 'ground rule doubles' are worth 4 runs and like slow pitch softball you dont run them out. yes, sometimes i posed(i got nicknamed "Basher" cause if the ball was coming less than 50mph i roped it all over. Defense: Defense is hard cause you can stand there for an hour without a ball being it at you so you always have to be aware for hours on end. i also always caught fly balls because they were gonna hurt your hands anyways so why not catch it? and finally Americans with half way decent arms impress the hell out of the Brits. I threw guys out going against my body and away from my body, sidearm etc and i wasn't good enough to pitch hardball back home!!! lastly cricket hitters have NEVER seen a changeup... god i had fun throwing those. love your stuff, take it easy.

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Lupin TheThird
Lupin TheThird

With pronouncing Lupin I believe Lupin, if it were English, would be written as Lupan. As for Burr not knowing Jules Verne I'm a bit surprised there since I thought he was more well known, he's one of the only two French writers that I can name.

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Youssef Zayani
Youssef Zayani

hahahahahahahaha

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Jordyn Jae
Jordyn Jae

Why dont you live stream the games you watch?

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General Hobbies
General Hobbies

that what those guys are saying... on the track it only keeps up till 80 then the petrol engine passes it and runs 180 in a quarter mile and thats a car that is equivalent in price

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General Hobbies
General Hobbies

You're out of touch You're out of touch You're out of touch You're out of touch You're out of touch...

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Order_of_Chaos
Order_of_Chaos

Electric cars still need a way to make electric. It's not a solution unless you also have a way to make electricity that is reduced pollution. We currently have fossil fuel power plants or nuclear power plants - neither of which I would consider a viable solution.

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K jhn
K jhn

46:45

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Joe Fletcher
Joe Fletcher

13:00 to skip the sports part. Great stories ahead.

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Joshua MacDonald
Joshua MacDonald

Bill most chinese restaurants have a "for chinese" menu. give it a go, I always try the Ma po tofu.

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vile rebirth
vile rebirth

Roll Tide Baby!

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Knowledge Variable
Knowledge Variable

make love to me Bill

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A. A.
A. A.

27:50 Bill Burrr the only guy with a lil bit of fame who finally had the guts to say it.

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Jarrett Bobbett
Jarrett Bobbett

Is this a football podcast? I thought this guy was a comedian.

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Virgil Brick on my brick
Virgil Brick on my brick

Honestly, he is probably one of the top 3 comedians walking the planet earth.

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Kai
Kai

28:25 hear, hear!

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Mark Strassman
Mark Strassman

That soda read was awesome!

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Alexandre Emond
Alexandre Emond

The storie is actually in french called un voyage au centre de la terre by jules verne

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Dorian & The Shades of Gray Ruggiero
Dorian & The Shades of Gray Ruggiero

Omg you crack me the fuck up every day

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Miss So
Miss So

I hope this year is better for everyone...

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Anna Barnes
Anna Barnes

You are so funny I hope I can see you doing live stand up at some point-I love the brutal honesty

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Alexander Kvitrovn
Alexander Kvitrovn

If you actively watch college football you're a nerd

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Peter Parker
Peter Parker

I love that im not the only loud Ginger with a sick sence of humor.

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baron0877
baron0877

"Rivah!"

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Max tv
Max tv

Do you want money to buy a camera? We want to watch a video OK

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Byrnzie400
Byrnzie400

Bill Burr, fiddling [talking about sports] while Rome [the U.S] burns. I remember a time when comedians were relevant.

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Byrnzie400
Byrnzie400

@comicbookprodigy995 I'm not. I skipped through it, and after counting 15 minutes of chatter about American football I turned it off.

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comicbookprodigy995
comicbookprodigy995

@Byrnzie400 Then why are you listening to Bill Burr's podcast?

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Byrnzie400
Byrnzie400

@comicbookprodigy995 I've already stated it. My issue is with these pointless "comedians" who aren't very funny and who have nothing of relevance to say. I remember when comedians were relevant. Now they just stroke themselves off and expect people to listen. I think it's lame.

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comicbookprodigy995
comicbookprodigy995

@Byrnzie400 So what is your issue?

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Byrnzie400
Byrnzie400

@comicbookprodigy995 I'm not worried. I'm not American for starters.

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adariusbanner
adariusbanner

Anyone think bill should update the photo cause he ain’t got hair no more

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s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik

--____--

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B Cooper
B Cooper

1:03:50 Bill this is literally my wannabe woke sister too, literally same shit with even mentioning Dave Chappelle's name last year at christmas

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Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld
Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld

*"the best part of waking up is KNOWING THE EARTH IS ROUND"*

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William Burdon
William Burdon

You should apologise for being an angry ginger snap. You have the life of Reilly, big star , making dough hand over claw, beautiful family, no Nancys running after you with tar and feathers. It's time to come off the Richard Lewis routine and be upbeat the rest of the career! Best wishes , from another Billy

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Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld
Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld

"they're not in the tv" reminds me of explaining the round earth to some people

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Trip Dapperson Jr.
Trip Dapperson Jr.

They are waitin for biden to get in office, so he can take all the credit for covid clearing up

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Edward
Edward

Like MMP but Bill Burr has been dropping too much f-bombs lately. Kinda "lazy" way to raise his vibe/persona. Is this also going down-hill like Joe Rogan's

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D M
D M

"It tastes like what you grew up with!"-ad "It doesn't! It tastes a little bit different."-Bill "Sold!"- me (legit ordering some)

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Brett Beach
Brett Beach

There's already been a vaccine for covid. It's called DayQuil. And vitamin C.

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Brendan
Brendan

Hey Bill, You see that the Bs are wearing a TR24 on their helmets this season? Pretty awesome man.

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Black Hole
Black Hole

45:03

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hookmanmf
hookmanmf

Football! Football!!!! Who gives a shit! Get funny fool! That is y we r here. Of course feel free to fuck yourself. I’m a generous guy.

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shard sniffer
shard sniffer

Training wheels are ment to be adjusted a few inches off the ground.

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Ben Woodard
Ben Woodard

Bill stumbling and cursing through commercials is better than most other podcast actual content.

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