Monday Morning Podcast 12-28-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.
    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Ra-dick-e-o, LOL that’s a messed up word✌🏻😷

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Judge Judy would say bag it up and return it to them nicely LOL, Got neighbors out here like that too, constantly finding nasty rotten wrappers in my ditches, here in Loxahatchee Florida, It’s a sticky situation, be safe all✌🏻😷

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Love talking foozball with Billy ,although no one can hear me on this side LOL

7 күн мурун
K. Gordon Raphael
K. Gordon Raphael

8:20 Elon Musk said on Roman's that we do have flying cars. They are helicopters. He explained the lift and how much noise pollution it would create.

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Sirr Zoidberg
Sirr Zoidberg

Have peace knowing their dreams will never come true. I fucking love that!

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Viliam Cibik
Viliam Cibik

Does anyone els cant suddenly find this podcast on Spotify?

Ай мурун
philip dufour
philip dufour

Pumped for hockey! Go Jets!

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John Olson
John Olson

I sure wish there weren't people keeping me from.getting what I deserve

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Santiago Montero
Santiago Montero

"The problem is that you can eat cookies way faster than you can burn calories... and you telling me there is a god out there that cares?" 🤣

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Trevor Schuster
Trevor Schuster

Does scat intro, immediately apologizes

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dex räikkönen
dex räikkönen

Dumbass people writing to Burr like, daddy, daddy, look at me, look at what I can do. Look at what I like, do you like it too????? hahahaha jeez, get a hold of yourselves.

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Mr. Deano
Mr. Deano

Wats so stupid about the dog abortion thing?

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Sam Amabile
Sam Amabile

bill burr w the hot takes kmn

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Nathan Pew
Nathan Pew

Grew up in SD, moved to Pomona for college. I drove back down for winter and came back a week or two later and legitimately did not recognize the terrain because of how quickly it went from all dead to all green with a snow capped Mt Baldy in the background

Ай мурун
frankviall
frankviall

Gawd damit, you miserable shit!!! Let's build the cruise ship crap! Lol... Dude love how you speak what my d ass has thought for years! If you ever get to austin tx,,, come out to lake travis and we can have a buildaberg meeting on my big carbon footprint old ass yacht!!! Oh ya.. Ef California,, born and raised there!

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Tork Minister
Tork Minister

Where are the salad recipes posted?

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Mosborne
Mosborne

Any got the email if you want to send in a question?

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Lo Nhu
Lo Nhu

Omg.

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cwkie 377
cwkie 377

A salad a day keeps the testosterone away.

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Nassim Kavezade
Nassim Kavezade

Thank you making us laugh during these tough times. You give us life

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Donny P
Donny P

Bill...your why I get up and scratch my balls every morning. Stay real!! Happy New Year.

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TwistedSisterTech 1982
TwistedSisterTech 1982

I live next to the nasty neighbors

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Sushi Glutton
Sushi Glutton

'in the ocean' killed me

2 ай мурун
Momo Chief
Momo Chief

Watch 1991 by a Montreal native it is an amazing film

2 ай мурун
Matthew Bertram
Matthew Bertram

Dolphins won the superbowl the season after their perfect season, actually. But yeah, they've been trash for decades.

2 ай мурун
Thot Tv
Thot Tv

Bill burr u need to work on ur tittles if you want more views

2 ай мурун
Beau Klassen
Beau Klassen

Wish spotify had a comment area lol. Glad the Joe Rogan podcast led me here.

2 ай мурун
boxie001
boxie001

Atkins Atkins Atkins.

2 ай мурун
Darryl McMillan
Darryl McMillan

7 years ago on 12 28 .............I was in jail hahahahahahahaha

2 ай мурун
Darryl McMillan
Darryl McMillan

I swear I was set up man.

2 ай мурун
Devin Jorgensen
Devin Jorgensen

It sounds like 2021 is gonna be shitty.

2 ай мурун
LEAD BELLY
LEAD BELLY

Don’t whatever you do buy cherry toms that are NOT round...you know the cubic toms?..no?

2 ай мурун
LEAD BELLY
LEAD BELLY

Imagine how many folk won’t take the vaccine worldwide on the grounds that the folk are living illegally?got to be a large number surely

2 ай мурун
MR. OZUNA !
MR. OZUNA !

L

2 ай мурун
tasfa10
tasfa10

Ah, I can't believe someone recommend Niandra!!!

2 ай мурун
High Noon
High Noon

Bill used to be funny. I think he messed up when he tried to marry Patrice O'Neal. His wife is the worst. She breaths racism and hate. She wants it to be real. Poor Patrice. Hes rolling in his grave watching blm and other bogus groups crying in pain as they strike you.

2 ай мурун
Mo Link
Mo Link

Patrice was pro black lol why do you white people think he was on your side 😂

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High Noon
High Noon

@radical edward dammit your right 🤬

Ай мурун
radical edward
radical edward

bill burr is not going to divorce his wife so he can marry you i’m sorry to have to tell you this

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Mr Fedy
Mr Fedy

Bill Burrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥶

2 ай мурун
Life Tradeoffs Podcast
Life Tradeoffs Podcast

hi guys if you like listening to podcasts, feel free to give mine a listen, i drop a new clip everyday :)

2 ай мурун
Dell Mactaighain
Dell Mactaighain

I always wondered what happened to cliff clavin from that bar in boston, glad to see you're doing well. Fair play to ya

2 ай мурун
MasterZero99
MasterZero99

LOL! F**kin' Bill Burr dropping more knowledge than all the professors at Harvard combined!

2 ай мурун
xlP
xlP

Bill when are you coming to London again?

2 ай мурун
Christian Hildebrandt
Christian Hildebrandt

I just started push ups and sit ups daily as of late October making progress don't know if it's enough but I'm keeping at it so I'll let you know billy beer bod

2 ай мурун
PCremag
PCremag

"Space People" LuL, ok Mayfeld. Happy New Year Bill!

2 ай мурун
Marc Thibodeau
Marc Thibodeau

I can confirm 2021 said hold my beer... 2021 is gonna be looooong

2 ай мурун
gg allin
gg allin

Unlistenable

2 ай мурун
gg allin
gg allin

Nword lover...

2 ай мурун
gg allin
gg allin

Unfunny

2 ай мурун
Psycho Chicken
Psycho Chicken

There aren't any flying cars because not only do they have to be street legal, they have to be FAA compliant, and test flights at the dealership isn't going to be easy. Between that and crash testing, and the driver needing a pilots license, they just aren't going to sell enough to make money as a product at the moment.

2 ай мурун
Gabe G
Gabe G

CAN! Jaki is the best drummer in history!

2 ай мурун
Victor Ogutu
Victor Ogutu

Thank you for the weekly workout motivation Bill

2 ай мурун
Emilio Garcia
Emilio Garcia

Thank you Bill for that episode. ....Man the topic about roommates really made me feel pretty good. I've had to act the same way, I just clean it up and try to lead by example. I can't live like that eather; awesome you feel the same..... I look up to you brother Burr. You are one of my favorites, big league stand up I might add.....That salad station line cook, with that drum kit analogy was great! .... Wishing you and your F is for family a Happy New Year!

2 ай мурун
yossarian1633
yossarian1633

Hell no, let the jetpack guy fly free. It's his jetpack, until he hits something let him do his thing.

2 ай мурун
Hunter Sterba
Hunter Sterba

Billy recoving booze bag, over here talked about population control in most or all his specials but don't ole boy had this in mind

2 ай мурун
yossarian1633
yossarian1633

Maybe they have different vaccines for doctors. Maybe your doctor never took it but is saying he did so you will. Call me paranoid but let's not forget that these days sometimes it pays to be "paranoid".

2 ай мурун
yossarian1633
yossarian1633

Also; "conspiracy theories"

2 ай мурун
Rajan samuel
Rajan samuel

Happy new year bill burr

2 ай мурун
Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

It is illegal to litter in your own yard. BC it can blow into the city property.

2 ай мурун
Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Gutta bash Dumb Dumb so it is thoroughly on record that he’s on the “right side of history” and then balance it out with some Biden jokes so he doesn’t alienate half of his listeners. If he doesn’t like Trump, that’s fine, but he goes out of his way to get it out there for his image and to ingratiate himself with the right people

2 ай мурун
Virgil Brick on my brick
Virgil Brick on my brick

I just binged watched F is for Family. It sucks the show ended the way it did and they aren’t doing anymore. Bill, you are top 3 dead or alive. Yeah, I said that

2 ай мурун
Adrian S
Adrian S

well you can always lift heavy ass weights, then you can eat whatever you want

2 ай мурун
ThousandairesClub
ThousandairesClub

*why am i just now discovering that he has a podcast?*

2 ай мурун
Action Thompson
Action Thompson

Oui

2 ай мурун
vega medina
vega medina

Trying to listen to o all these podcasts. Laugh like crazy every cast.

2 ай мурун
Colton Rasmussen
Colton Rasmussen

Bill "they're all gonna be in the fuckin' ocean" Burr.

2 ай мурун
Matt L
Matt L

2020 was great! The best year of my 33 year life. Corona made my life better in like a dozen different ways.

2 ай мурун
John Doe
John Doe

Hey Bill, I wish you happy holidays, happy new year, good fortune and success and everything else you might want, need and dream of! *Some nerds just want to advance humanity's understanding/reach. Not because we're not liked here, but because we too love our species( I know we suck with our racism and wars, but hopefully we become better) ** I also have trouble with eating, 'coz I don't eat right or cheat sometimes even though I know it's bad for me. So any advice you might have, thank you.

2 ай мурун
Grandfather_Din_Racket
Grandfather_Din_Racket

I wish Bill Burr would read "Unintended Consequences" by John Ross...that'd make for some entertaining as fuck podcasts

2 ай мурун
Grandfather_Din_Racket
Grandfather_Din_Racket

I only watch this shit for the conspiracy theory stuff. I don't give a mad fuck about the police state distracting us with bread and circuses...at 13:00

2 ай мурун
ian clements
ian clements

Anyone know where he posted the salad recipes?

2 ай мурун
Grandfather_Din_Racket
Grandfather_Din_Racket

1:04 "Dum-dum is leaving office and now we have a dude who I think has dementia, a warmonger with dementia, and they're both liberal larrys but for some reason they like keeping nonviolent offenders in prison..." ...awesome. We need Bill Burr to run for president as a libertarian and only campaign on recommending that people read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" (One single campaign message. Does anyone here have any idea how awesome that would be? And besides, he couldn't fuck it up any worse than the FBI infiltrators of the LP have fucked it up for 20+ years...)

2 ай мурун
Patrick McMullen
Patrick McMullen

Not sure if anyone else has commented... At 59:12, the person the message is talking about is Sister Rosetta THARPE, not Sister Rosetta Stone. Check her out, she is awesome!

2 ай мурун
John Boulton
John Boulton

Who gives a fuck how green LA gets Bill?

2 ай мурун
Brooks Brooks
Brooks Brooks

I think you're giving the pats too much credit this season bill... they are not middle of the pack, more like lower middle at best. They suck ass anf Cam will be given the boot after this season is over... just a shitshow man

2 ай мурун
Zirk Kriz
Zirk Kriz

30:40 I can answer that for you, it was during the Brady era. Ya know? That QB your team had; that won six rings and took pay cuts, yet never had a "C" on his jersey, his entire NE career...

2 ай мурун
JunkBoxHero
JunkBoxHero

The garbage in the yard problem? That doesn't happen with an HOA if you can afford it.

2 ай мурун
Jut mayhead
Jut mayhead

Record it live too man .huge fan from South Carolina

2 ай мурун
JerBear Breaks
JerBear Breaks

For the trash guy. I know it’s crappy but you have one bqq invite the neighbors. IMPORTANT. After the second beer - you say bye bud can I talk to you for a second. Hand them the 3rd beer (open it for them) - then: thanks for coming by a appreciate it... can you do me a favor (talk about how you pick up trash) and keep the trash from being exposed and blowing all over my yard? It cost you beer, time and interact. But it might better than living with it building up. People want to help friends. And it will cost you one annual bbq a year. So you can keep it at a distance

2 ай мурун
Yasin
Yasin

If you like some old french comedy movies check out any of Louis De Funes movies.

2 ай мурун
Ernesto Preciado
Ernesto Preciado

Laces out

2 ай мурун
David Cruz
David Cruz

Billy "end up in the ocean" burr

2 ай мурун
Johnny Davidson
Johnny Davidson

“who’s your favorite virtual trainer” hahahah

2 ай мурун
Akiiki B
Akiiki B

"...you can eat cookies way faster than you can burn calories, right and you are telling me that there is a God out there that cares..." Fresh air! Love the wit. Thanks, @billburr

2 ай мурун
Tired Lyfe
Tired Lyfe

Absolutely LOVE all the football talk. Nobody explains it better. I didnt know the Cowboys knocked out the Eagles. Would take me an hour on google, twitter, and reddit to figure that out.

2 ай мурун
DewkChronic
DewkChronic

1:21 and I'm gone.

2 ай мурун
jeryco16
jeryco16

I'm a Polish guy living in UK and all my American Football knowledge is from Billy's podcast. Never watched a game but I know what's going on in the league and I can actually hold a conversation. Thanks Bill 😄

2 ай мурун
Na Challenger
Na Challenger

"I wasnt a stormtrooper ya wiseass" 🤣🤣🤣

2 ай мурун
Jake Steel
Jake Steel

Can't wait until fucking football season is over lol

2 ай мурун
Comrade VISIXVI
Comrade VISIXVI

Not Bill's problem it's mine, but listening to him drink whatever liquid he's powering down is causing me to nut the fuck up.

2 ай мурун
Zero11
Zero11

Salads fucking suck. I don't eat meat and I still don't eat salads as a stand alone meal.

2 ай мурун
Paz Since81
Paz Since81

Go on and get...KOO SESSION HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

2 ай мурун
Darth Thomarius
Darth Thomarius

lol You suggested having two Presidents in the White House with a lib in between? Bill! They have 538 people on Congress, both R and D and they don't get along nor do they agree on things! They only agree on banks, that small country overseas and declaring war! All else is a tit-for-tat or scratch-my-back type deals. You know Congress not only stay longer than Presidents, they have more pull because they're the ones who write the laws! You know how many millionaires are in Congress? Look, Mayors, Governors and Presidents don't hold as much power as people think. City Council, State Assembly and Congress hold all the chips. Doesn't matter really. Anyone who wants to rule over others is psychotic anyway. Humans are not fit to govern humans. No matter the system, it fails.

2 ай мурун
Mr. Meerkat
Mr. Meerkat

The Karen at the very end of the podcast, during the dumb questions at work segment, had me dying. She says GFY Bert, outta nowhere. Seems like another butthurt feminist who just hates on Bert for being a successful man.

2 ай мурун
Daniel Coogan
Daniel Coogan

You really were great in Madalorian Bill, well done!

2 ай мурун
Chris Caravello
Chris Caravello

Buying the lids for the trash cans and putting it on them yourself is absolutely the best advice there. Game, set, match.

2 ай мурун
RamsnDodgersfan
RamsnDodgersfan

I can't believe any Boston fan can call any franchise cheaters with a straight face. The belecheats had several confirmed cheating incidents over 2 decades. They will go down as the biggest cheaters in American sports history.

2 ай мурун
Veggies in Vegas
Veggies in Vegas

What type of greens is Bill putting in his salad?

2 ай мурун
Dan Flak
Dan Flak

Oh yeah Bill the $2,000 bike that goes nowhere!

2 ай мурун
paulbonton
paulbonton

The #2 musician in the list of Top 10 musicians to check out should is Sister Rosetta Tharpe and not Sister Rosetta Stone. Not sure if that one was a reading error or a writing error :-)

2 ай мурун
Lawrence ville
Lawrence ville

How do u email bill??

2 ай мурун
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy

He did this same rant about exercise bikes last year around this time...still good rant

2 ай мурун
Marc Hollingsworth
Marc Hollingsworth

It’s not about years... it’s the mileage 😉

2 ай мурун
Grand Royal
Grand Royal

”Take a look at cha tic-aaah!” 😆

2 ай мурун

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