Ra-dick-e-o, LOL that’s a messed up word✌🏻😷

Judge Judy would say bag it up and return it to them nicely LOL, Got neighbors out here like that too, constantly finding nasty rotten wrappers in my ditches, here in Loxahatchee Florida, It’s a sticky situation, be safe all✌🏻😷

Love talking foozball with Billy ,although no one can hear me on this side LOL

8:20 Elon Musk said on Roman's that we do have flying cars. They are helicopters. He explained the lift and how much noise pollution it would create.

Have peace knowing their dreams will never come true. I fucking love that!

Does anyone els cant suddenly find this podcast on Spotify?

Pumped for hockey! Go Jets!

I sure wish there weren't people keeping me from.getting what I deserve

"The problem is that you can eat cookies way faster than you can burn calories... and you telling me there is a god out there that cares?" 🤣

Does scat intro, immediately apologizes

Dumbass people writing to Burr like, daddy, daddy, look at me, look at what I can do. Look at what I like, do you like it too????? hahahaha jeez, get a hold of yourselves.

Wats so stupid about the dog abortion thing?

bill burr w the hot takes kmn

Grew up in SD, moved to Pomona for college. I drove back down for winter and came back a week or two later and legitimately did not recognize the terrain because of how quickly it went from all dead to all green with a snow capped Mt Baldy in the background

Gawd damit, you miserable shit!!! Let's build the cruise ship crap! Lol... Dude love how you speak what my d ass has thought for years! If you ever get to austin tx,,, come out to lake travis and we can have a buildaberg meeting on my big carbon footprint old ass yacht!!! Oh ya.. Ef California,, born and raised there!

Where are the salad recipes posted?

Any got the email if you want to send in a question?

Omg.

A salad a day keeps the testosterone away.

Thank you making us laugh during these tough times. You give us life

Bill...your why I get up and scratch my balls every morning. Stay real!! Happy New Year.

I live next to the nasty neighbors

'in the ocean' killed me

Watch 1991 by a Montreal native it is an amazing film

Dolphins won the superbowl the season after their perfect season, actually. But yeah, they've been trash for decades.

Bill burr u need to work on ur tittles if you want more views

Wish spotify had a comment area lol. Glad the Joe Rogan podcast led me here.

Atkins Atkins Atkins.

7 years ago on 12 28 .............I was in jail hahahahahahahaha

I swear I was set up man.

It sounds like 2021 is gonna be shitty.

Don’t whatever you do buy cherry toms that are NOT round...you know the cubic toms?..no?

Imagine how many folk won’t take the vaccine worldwide on the grounds that the folk are living illegally?got to be a large number surely

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Ah, I can't believe someone recommend Niandra!!!

Bill used to be funny. I think he messed up when he tried to marry Patrice O'Neal. His wife is the worst. She breaths racism and hate. She wants it to be real. Poor Patrice. Hes rolling in his grave watching blm and other bogus groups crying in pain as they strike you.

Patrice was pro black lol why do you white people think he was on your side 😂

@radical edward dammit your right 🤬

bill burr is not going to divorce his wife so he can marry you i’m sorry to have to tell you this

Bill Burrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🥶

hi guys if you like listening to podcasts, feel free to give mine a listen, i drop a new clip everyday :)

I always wondered what happened to cliff clavin from that bar in boston, glad to see you're doing well. Fair play to ya

LOL! F**kin' Bill Burr dropping more knowledge than all the professors at Harvard combined!

Bill when are you coming to London again?

I just started push ups and sit ups daily as of late October making progress don't know if it's enough but I'm keeping at it so I'll let you know billy beer bod

"Space People" LuL, ok Mayfeld. Happy New Year Bill!

I can confirm 2021 said hold my beer... 2021 is gonna be looooong

Unlistenable

Nword lover...

Unfunny

There aren't any flying cars because not only do they have to be street legal, they have to be FAA compliant, and test flights at the dealership isn't going to be easy. Between that and crash testing, and the driver needing a pilots license, they just aren't going to sell enough to make money as a product at the moment.

CAN! Jaki is the best drummer in history!

Thank you for the weekly workout motivation Bill

Thank you Bill for that episode. ....Man the topic about roommates really made me feel pretty good. I've had to act the same way, I just clean it up and try to lead by example. I can't live like that eather; awesome you feel the same..... I look up to you brother Burr. You are one of my favorites, big league stand up I might add.....That salad station line cook, with that drum kit analogy was great! .... Wishing you and your F is for family a Happy New Year!

Hell no, let the jetpack guy fly free. It's his jetpack, until he hits something let him do his thing.

Billy recoving booze bag, over here talked about population control in most or all his specials but don't ole boy had this in mind

Maybe they have different vaccines for doctors. Maybe your doctor never took it but is saying he did so you will. Call me paranoid but let's not forget that these days sometimes it pays to be "paranoid".

Also; "conspiracy theories"

Happy new year bill burr

It is illegal to litter in your own yard. BC it can blow into the city property.

Gutta bash Dumb Dumb so it is thoroughly on record that he’s on the “right side of history” and then balance it out with some Biden jokes so he doesn’t alienate half of his listeners. If he doesn’t like Trump, that’s fine, but he goes out of his way to get it out there for his image and to ingratiate himself with the right people

I just binged watched F is for Family. It sucks the show ended the way it did and they aren’t doing anymore. Bill, you are top 3 dead or alive. Yeah, I said that

well you can always lift heavy ass weights, then you can eat whatever you want

*why am i just now discovering that he has a podcast?*

Oui

Trying to listen to o all these podcasts. Laugh like crazy every cast.

Bill "they're all gonna be in the fuckin' ocean" Burr.

2020 was great! The best year of my 33 year life. Corona made my life better in like a dozen different ways.

Hey Bill, I wish you happy holidays, happy new year, good fortune and success and everything else you might want, need and dream of! *Some nerds just want to advance humanity's understanding/reach. Not because we're not liked here, but because we too love our species( I know we suck with our racism and wars, but hopefully we become better) ** I also have trouble with eating, 'coz I don't eat right or cheat sometimes even though I know it's bad for me. So any advice you might have, thank you.

I wish Bill Burr would read "Unintended Consequences" by John Ross...that'd make for some entertaining as fuck podcasts

I only watch this shit for the conspiracy theory stuff. I don't give a mad fuck about the police state distracting us with bread and circuses...at 13:00

Anyone know where he posted the salad recipes?

1:04 "Dum-dum is leaving office and now we have a dude who I think has dementia, a warmonger with dementia, and they're both liberal larrys but for some reason they like keeping nonviolent offenders in prison..." ...awesome. We need Bill Burr to run for president as a libertarian and only campaign on recommending that people read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" (One single campaign message. Does anyone here have any idea how awesome that would be? And besides, he couldn't fuck it up any worse than the FBI infiltrators of the LP have fucked it up for 20+ years...)

Not sure if anyone else has commented... At 59:12, the person the message is talking about is Sister Rosetta THARPE, not Sister Rosetta Stone. Check her out, she is awesome!

Who gives a fuck how green LA gets Bill?

I think you're giving the pats too much credit this season bill... they are not middle of the pack, more like lower middle at best. They suck ass anf Cam will be given the boot after this season is over... just a shitshow man

30:40 I can answer that for you, it was during the Brady era. Ya know? That QB your team had; that won six rings and took pay cuts, yet never had a "C" on his jersey, his entire NE career...

The garbage in the yard problem? That doesn't happen with an HOA if you can afford it.

Record it live too man .huge fan from South Carolina

For the trash guy. I know it’s crappy but you have one bqq invite the neighbors. IMPORTANT. After the second beer - you say bye bud can I talk to you for a second. Hand them the 3rd beer (open it for them) - then: thanks for coming by a appreciate it... can you do me a favor (talk about how you pick up trash) and keep the trash from being exposed and blowing all over my yard? It cost you beer, time and interact. But it might better than living with it building up. People want to help friends. And it will cost you one annual bbq a year. So you can keep it at a distance

If you like some old french comedy movies check out any of Louis De Funes movies.

Laces out

Billy "end up in the ocean" burr

“who’s your favorite virtual trainer” hahahah

"...you can eat cookies way faster than you can burn calories, right and you are telling me that there is a God out there that cares..." Fresh air! Love the wit. Thanks, @billburr

Absolutely LOVE all the football talk. Nobody explains it better. I didnt know the Cowboys knocked out the Eagles. Would take me an hour on google, twitter, and reddit to figure that out.

1:21 and I'm gone.

I'm a Polish guy living in UK and all my American Football knowledge is from Billy's podcast. Never watched a game but I know what's going on in the league and I can actually hold a conversation. Thanks Bill 😄

"I wasnt a stormtrooper ya wiseass" 🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait until fucking football season is over lol

Not Bill's problem it's mine, but listening to him drink whatever liquid he's powering down is causing me to nut the fuck up.

Salads fucking suck. I don't eat meat and I still don't eat salads as a stand alone meal.

Go on and get...KOO SESSION HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

lol You suggested having two Presidents in the White House with a lib in between? Bill! They have 538 people on Congress, both R and D and they don't get along nor do they agree on things! They only agree on banks, that small country overseas and declaring war! All else is a tit-for-tat or scratch-my-back type deals. You know Congress not only stay longer than Presidents, they have more pull because they're the ones who write the laws! You know how many millionaires are in Congress? Look, Mayors, Governors and Presidents don't hold as much power as people think. City Council, State Assembly and Congress hold all the chips. Doesn't matter really. Anyone who wants to rule over others is psychotic anyway. Humans are not fit to govern humans. No matter the system, it fails.

The Karen at the very end of the podcast, during the dumb questions at work segment, had me dying. She says GFY Bert, outta nowhere. Seems like another butthurt feminist who just hates on Bert for being a successful man.

You really were great in Madalorian Bill, well done!

Buying the lids for the trash cans and putting it on them yourself is absolutely the best advice there. Game, set, match.

I can't believe any Boston fan can call any franchise cheaters with a straight face. The belecheats had several confirmed cheating incidents over 2 decades. They will go down as the biggest cheaters in American sports history.

What type of greens is Bill putting in his salad?

Oh yeah Bill the $2,000 bike that goes nowhere!

The #2 musician in the list of Top 10 musicians to check out should is Sister Rosetta Tharpe and not Sister Rosetta Stone. Not sure if that one was a reading error or a writing error :-)

How do u email bill??

He did this same rant about exercise bikes last year around this time...still good rant

It’s not about years... it’s the mileage 😉

”Take a look at cha tic-aaah!” 😆