Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.
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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Zacharie Richer
Zacharie Richer

What's the shit thing called? Viomi? Miomi?

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TheMel0mano19
TheMel0mano19

54:50 "Vegetarian" 🤣🤣

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buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

You were talking about not noticing women, meathead, so much so you forgot what you were talking about LOL L

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buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

I remember when F is for family came out, I was at Costco waiting on my medicine, didn’t know it was you ,Laura Justin,Sammy Sam Rockwell etc., I thought oh fuck ,another cartoon wanna be like Family Guy, so of course I listened, Lol,give it a chance, classic beginning, Princess & roses,until Kevin enters & just like a teenager muddering under his breath, “Im High Alright “😂 I was hooked, course texted my then 16year-old son ,He was in digital film writing, ,filming, all the accoutrements that he majored in,hook it up !! we were laughing so hard.We still reference it to this day , after first show ended I looked up who the voices were ,because yeah obviously I recognized your voice LOL, needless to say forever fans, we can recite all of your comedy specials, even the old stuff, yes this is gushy but my son really looks up to you & your comedy, not playing around with drugs/drinking,not playing around with gold digging whores, not getting married, figuring out who he is as a young person first, that’s what I’m talking 👍🏻, Chapelle Louis CK Jim Jeffers,shit even Brian Regan, & Jim Gaffigan(wholesome)),& many more, we love 2 use bits of all of you in our humor, it’s best when no one gets it ,but we do,LOL I have to say there’s been plenty of times we both have actually told each other go ‘fuck yourself ‘but in a loving manner, I broke the cycle when I had him& my 35 yr.old, so feeling liberated to talk openly to one another is phenomenal, & I hope the best for you & your little ones, breaking the chain is the best, in my opinion, wished my husband/ Dad would on board with this ,that’s a Totally different topic LOL, all right fellow redhead, ,shout out to Nia as well, she’s rocking it, 🥰 but per usual, “go fuck yourself “

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katana_92
katana_92

ZIP............. RECRUITAH

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K. Gordon Raphael
K. Gordon Raphael

@23:00 That dude is Native American. Lol. From Idaho.

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TIMOTHY YUONGGO
TIMOTHY YUONGGO

26:20 "you croOKED TOOTHED SUNUVABICH"

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NJDDSNS
NJDDSNS

36:24 THANK YOU BILL!!! SICK AND TIRED OF FACEBOOK AND THEIR BS!!!

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Isaiah Brazeal
Isaiah Brazeal

Man eff the chiefs

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No Presh Network
No Presh Network

38 mins in Bill Burr give the Taste Buds some love! Thanks Bill! NEW EPS EVERY MONDAY 11AM

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Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

Damn local vegetarians 🤬

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Akiles Baeza
Akiles Baeza

Half fucking hour talking about shit only americans care

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Jemma Berry
Jemma Berry

Bill the lithium for the Tesla motors comes from Afghanistan

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Jemma Berry
Jemma Berry

I'm laughing at the sports team names. Me and my partner just started making up names that would go with a British NFL team. The tea caddies, the bad breath broncos.lmao

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kevvcop
kevvcop

Anyone know what episode he talks about doing the hotboxing podcast. Hahaha Mike on shrooms

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Joe Star
Joe Star

@ 54:08 I had the same problem with a ex girlfriend of mine. She was OBESSED with me. She showed up and knocked on my apartment door for about 10 hours straight. She knocked so much and so loudly that I got a notice of lease violation ($75.00) Here is how to get rid of her. Get a restraining order against her and tell her that you shouldn't have did it. Call her and Pretend that you want to make up. As soon as you get off the phone with her, call the police and inform them that she is violating the order.

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Wavy Gravy
Wavy Gravy

Remember when everybody was jerking off peyton Manning’s offense in 2012 and the Seahawks beat them 43-8 in the Super Bowl. Bill is right

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brady dixon
brady dixon

Love getting ketamine from vegetarians

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Poke the Bear
Poke the Bear

What if you're a Furby!?!? Haha that's great

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Snake Whitcher
Snake Whitcher

Basquiat is pronounced baah squaw.

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Wells Shewench
Wells Shewench

I'll know the world is truly fucked when we can't listen to you anymore Bill. Never fucking change!

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Excard0n
Excard0n

45:00 You support them defending the country when necessary. You don't have to support the politicians that send them anywhere or order them to do anything. 47:00 Let them fight it out. We can't be world police and force our way of life on them. We can only react when they try to force their way of life on us.

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jawad kazmi
jawad kazmi

39:00 👍

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Scott The Genetic Freak Steiner
Scott The Genetic Freak Steiner

Stalker dude. If you have an iPhone just silence unknown calls in the phone settings. Literally won’t get any of them.

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Dan
Dan

zip....... ....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrECRUIter

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Justin Bergquist
Justin Bergquist

I bet you're laughing your ass off. Lol

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Justin Bergquist
Justin Bergquist

You were right the whole time 😂 I fucking love this guy

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Alexander Kvitrovn
Alexander Kvitrovn

I love how he calls furries furby's lmao

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Brian Leinhauser
Brian Leinhauser

Vikings- Randall , moss, carter, reed, Robert smith was gassing the nfl all year then Gary Anderson picked the worst possible time ever to miss his first fg of the season

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Nabeel S
Nabeel S

You were great in Staten Island

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clark main
clark main

Great analysis on the Clev/KC game...you could coach the Lions!

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Bacon Bits
Bacon Bits

I don’t support the shot nor imperialism

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Jesse Hatch
Jesse Hatch

ur honesty is literally the best comedy and im not saying ur honesty is funny cause i think ur lying im saying honesty makes comedy way way way better

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Paul Spurgeon
Paul Spurgeon

Military Industrial Complex. Watch the 2005 documentary, "Why We Fight".

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Anthony Efx
Anthony Efx

Bill you got to see this video. Youtube search - Bill Burr gives Mando a Driving Tour ,

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Jacovie
Jacovie

“You crooked tooth son of a B...” took me out

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K C
K C

Watching fist full of dynamite......He's going to love that first carriage bit. Also point out the Bandito sounds like Tony Montana

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Jon Davis
Jon Davis

It's difficult for some people to understand what's really going on in the Middle East, with all the propaganda. Great take, Bill! Hopefully you made someone think differently, if only for a moment.

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JayK
JayK

Stop talking trash about my KC Chiefs

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Fairooz Lula
Fairooz Lula

God i hate it when Americans say EYErak, it's so cringe it tastes like war. Guys its /Eiraq/ You're welcome

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Todd Lubinski
Todd Lubinski

Transfer of power?....the shy comms took over in the mid 90s....duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Milo101 lookup
Milo101 lookup

I love Bill's podcast, but holly shit, enough with all the sports talk. IT'S BORING!!! lol

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Guillermo Gonzalez
Guillermo Gonzalez

Just watched King of Staten Island last night, hell of a movie, everyone did an amazing job and it was a wonderful story!

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WishItWas1984
WishItWas1984

I think the issue with chicks not going to WNBA games is the point of the WNBA. It's the small subset of women that are open to sports, needing a platform to inspire/attract later generations. It'll take a while. There are still daughters out there that are pushed pink everything, to cook, be creative, and be pretty princesses. Sports and "boy" shit isn't even offered. Until they are given a wide variety of shit while growing up, and being allowed to pick what they want to do, the WNBA will continue to barely have any women fans.

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Financial Awareness with K.Scholl
Financial Awareness with K.Scholl

Love the NFL / AFL history lesson!

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KingJames Disciple1313
KingJames Disciple1313

Best ending ever. I had the day off

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R C
R C

That scene in Mando was fantastic. Billy Boy can act!

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R C
R C

Meh. Text messaging is as advanced as my communication is ever gonna get. A list of people that I decide I want to communicate with. Literally the only way to reach me.

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Dan Cable
Dan Cable

Bill love the pod cast and I just wanted too also compliment you on your acting on the mandalorin..you were hard as fucking nails brother I fucking loved it..your part of star wars history now..that rocks..also absolutely loved you in king of statin island..I hope to see you in more movies and thanks for all the awesome entertainment..keep up the good work..and go fuck yourself..lol

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Andrey Sokolov
Andrey Sokolov

Bill is kind of being impartial here it seems. So, let me get it straight - the one that stormed the Capitol are terrorists according to Bill, but those one that put police precincts on fire and destroyed and looted the shops, - they are not terrorists? Seems like you are getting full of shit man. You either be impartial and treat both sides equally, or don't put your input no? I know my voice doesn't matter but and you gotta keep your job but it's so disappointing

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It's okay
It's okay

The answer is so simple, but you refuse to see it. You talk about being impartial and double standards, but it's so easy. Truth is: nobody gives a shit about that. The people who stormed the capitol are people we don't want. The people who looted some stores, we don't care about. Cry about a double standard, but the truth is, we(the public) don't give a shit. Shoot a black teen? Riot. Shoot a white supremacist? Shrug.

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Ryk Son
Ryk Son

Suddenly Donald Trump is off limits .. I know Bill is trying to protect his family but ..... he did talk about Obama ... and his million dollar speaking engagements.. I do understand tho .. Donald Trump is leading the kkk and Bill had a black wife

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goullet86
goullet86

As a long time KC fan you're absolutely right man!

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MAT P
MAT P

"He's a bald dude. I'm bald too so I should know" 🤣

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Miss So
Miss So

"Maybe I'm not a recovered meathead"...😆

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Michael Sacco
Michael Sacco

I pay premium not to have commercials, and I still get em. Thanks for nothing Bill. Just have to slip them in . You dont have enough money?

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A D
A D

What is with Americans and their constant self hate for being white? It's bizarre

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chris wood
chris wood

Bill's Zip recruiter ad reads are my favorite reaccuring bit of all time!

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Psycho Chicken
Psycho Chicken

That, and Me Undies songs.

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J Martin
J Martin

You've fucking lost me with the football. Talk about ANYTHING else...

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jjmintona
jjmintona

Need drugs? Go to a vegetarian

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Unkommon Sense
Unkommon Sense

In my opinion, you talk a bit too much about sports. It's as productive as talking about video games. Except you can actually play and win in video games. As opposed to the barely existant amount of probability of you joining a professional sport.....sports are fun to watch and play. Not talk about. Because men are too bias about their teams and opinion because of their ego. It's truly pathetic. And i'd like to formally apologize if i missed when you became a professional sports coach. In that case, disregard everything i said.

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Dee Man 504
Dee Man 504

When will you be doing another season of F is for family?? Love it

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John T
John T

The browns would have fun but the refs didn't call the fucking head on head tackle...

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T Rock
T Rock

Unfortunately, Tesla is largely unproven in terms of reliability in the long run. Trendy cars are not a new thing.

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T A
T A

Man as someone in U.K. who couldn’t give a fuck about American football the entire segment where billy blue balls talk about some random names i zone out. Would be great for the producer of god podcast to put some time snaps and split the podcast into football talk and non football talk

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WDDW Group
WDDW Group

Billy, I need to ask, the world needs you help. Since you eliminated couple of billion people on several stand up occasions the world struggles to recover. 😉 Do you think that in your next stand-up you can actually save the world or at least tell the people how to do it? Like I don't know... opening the zoo and letting the bears and tigers to eat the bad guys? Something nice and funny. Anyway, keep going - big fan.

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Knife Fight in the Big City
Knife Fight in the Big City

When does bill stops talking about sports ? Time stamps please.

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Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

"Support the Troops" was a propaganda campaign started by the elder Bush admin to get Americans to support the invasion of Iraq without actually supporting the invasion of Iraq. It was a mind-trick that worked. It avoided a Vietnam level of protest against the invasion. So the phrase has been used ever since to effectively dilute resistance to foreign adventures.

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highlandritz
highlandritz

Classic Marge Simpson: "Well I like t-shirts with a nice joke, like 'Support Our Troops'". 😅

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Radosław Giziński
Radosław Giziński

Could use some "Table of Content" with timestamps. Cheers BL BR.

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professional villains
professional villains

Another Round... Is it the Danish movie "Druk" he is talking about?

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Paz Since81
Paz Since81

Koo session

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Gibson S
Gibson S

Hoping the new pod with Verzi will leave this pod with less sports talk. Best moments of this pod are all non-sports rants. Although the WNBA stuff was great

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olive4naito
olive4naito

To be fair people who approve of the polio and measles vaccines are also sceptical of the covid-19 vaccines. Ofc there are anti-vaxxers but others just want to see if there's a better vaccine coming that doesn't require multiple shots a year to stay immune. It's not all conspiracies and paranoia. They also strongly believe in wearing masks. The anti-maskers however, can't be reasoned with. They've never been to Asia where masks (not mandated before covid-19) have always been the norm to filter out pollen, pollution, and the seasonal flu. And everyone can question where the military goes. Like MLK questioned the Vietnam war. I agree, people need to stop screaming and yelling.

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cjr1881
cjr1881

No. He definitely got s concussion. He had one earlier so it didn’t anything to give him another. Head just got shook. If it were a choke he would have recovered quickly.

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MD SHAHRIAR PARVEZ KHAN
MD SHAHRIAR PARVEZ KHAN

one request: could talk more about stuffs other than football? your takes on other topics really make sense

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Jesse Medina
Jesse Medina

Dude.. Is there ANYTHING better than a hot main chick that loves to play Madden without fallopian tubes?? Bro.. does it get any better than that??

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EB Pimpin
EB Pimpin

The voulnteer army is the reason why we've been in Afganistan for 20 years, if there were a draft, the people would get sick of their young people dying. Counter-Intuitive.

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Eagle Scout
Eagle Scout

My mistake didn't know this was a personal sports take show, I thought it was comedy....wrong!

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Bofa Deez
Bofa Deez

Burr is right about teams needing to run down the clock instead of trying to out pass an opponent that clearly has a better passing offense. So annoying to watch

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EB Pimpin
EB Pimpin

What makes the redman red

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FirstTime ISawJupiter
FirstTime ISawJupiter

Furries, Bill. Not Furbies 🤣

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khrom
khrom

36 minutes of football and ads jesus christ

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Brian Cayanan
Brian Cayanan

Lol you’re on the Tiger doc please watch it if you haven’t yet it’s really good

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Sara Taylor
Sara Taylor

Re: stalker - yes get a new phone, but keep the old one and let it become her personal line

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Alesha bb
Alesha bb

Why doesn't Netflix have Let it Go anymore????!!!

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Ian Mondragon
Ian Mondragon

21:10 bill might be the king of analogy. There are dozens of examples of this quality.. how he comes up with these on the fly is beyond me, but there's always a clear sense of urgency as it happens.

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PetiPolk Studio
PetiPolk Studio

Nobody cares about murican made up games, Mr Frecles. 😐

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M V
M V

that was a pretty nice George Carlin

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WALLFLY RADIO TALK
WALLFLY RADIO TALK

ALL THE NFL GAMES ARE RIGGED BY GEMATRIA. LEARN TO WIN EVERYTIME GO TO " GEMATRIA EFFECT " ON YOUTUBE. HE'S CALLED EVERY GAME RIGHT FOR 6 YEARS STRAIGHT. JUST CHECK IT OUT. YOU'LL FIND EVERYTHING IS RIGGED IN OUR WORLD.

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stiofan mac
stiofan mac

hey bill if joe rogan is your go to guy for politics god help your life

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4rampart
4rampart

fahhhhking booooooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!

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MrJustintheman88
MrJustintheman88

Oyyy veyyy Oyyyyyy veyyyyy

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Brooks Brandt
Brooks Brandt

👍

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data901
data901

I really like that you said you would be more likely to change your mind about a point, if the person disagrees in a nice way, like your just "shooting the shit" lol. Most people just yell and scream and it's almost like they just want to vent instead of acctualy getting what they wanted. Sounds like a balanced and down to earth point of view to me.

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SR The third
SR The third

best and only part you need 29:00

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J C
J C

@3:50 YEAH I MEMBUH! S/O to the membah berry Billy Red toes

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Joe Permenter
Joe Permenter

Number 1: Just because The Patriots cheat nonstop and live in the opponents playbook so they know which lanes to run the ball, it doesn't mean it changes playoff football law to abandon the run the ball game script when scored upon immediately by the opposition who can and will score again. Number 2: The Capitol surge will be remembered favorably historically more likely than not due to ruffling political feathers that never seemed to get ruffled; and no, it wasn't racist and yes there were black person there. Think Boston Tea Party and the Indian headdresses. Number 3: Who cares about some asshole who jerks off nonstop and why did you even address that. Number 4: go fuck yourself.

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Aleah Henderson-Carter
Aleah Henderson-Carter

Bill, if I wanted to be bored, listening to sports stats all day, I’d invade my husband’s man cave. Lol Ha! Giggidy. But, for seriously... this ain’t ESPN.

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pipedownandeatyourputting
pipedownandeatyourputting

Seventy ffiiiiiiiiiivveeee

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John Miller
John Miller

Bill you are so right. Woman’s sports worst Enemy is not men it’s woman. If woman went to the games with their friends are rooted for the teams they would bring in money and woman would get paid closer to what Men do but woman are just not interested. Look at a country like Brazil. The men are all soccer fans but most woman could not care less so the woman’s team is not nearly as good. The woman are working on their tans and are getting fake breast and let’s face it most don’t want to work up a sweat because that may ruin their makeup.

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Ikmel A.A.A.
Ikmel A.A.A.

"ennenio morricone"

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eod696
eod696

nobody gives a fuck about the nfl anymore bill...

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