Monday Morning Podcast 2-15-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about Valentine’s Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.
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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Dauth Eldrvaria
Dauth Eldrvaria

“This is above my pay grade... BuT I’m gOnNA KeEp REading!

Күн мурун
Genny Zelis
Genny Zelis

Bill you are so funny. First time I had a chance to listen to the podcast in awhile.

2 күн мурун
Fear
Fear

im pretty sure the dude with the tiny house was being ironic, but funny anway

6 күн мурун
Paulie Thompson
Paulie Thompson

Owner of a small house "so yeah this is were i bathe, watch tv, sleep and jack it". Havent left the living room. Please come sit down.

7 күн мурун
paraspective1
paraspective1

2010 "bankers rule the world" Bill would hate 2021 "what, no mask!?" Bill.

7 күн мурун
Brandon Hebert
Brandon Hebert

Such a freaking Nancy Yankee....

7 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Oh for fucks sake tiny house guy sounds like they also reuse the bathwater for one another over and over EWW!!!

8 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Not to be sad, had to put our 15-year-old dog to sleep Christmas Eve, ever since then I feel like a complete psycho, home alone talking to myself, no one to bounce my ideas off of, specially when I watch F is for family /Judge Judy, I love abusive shows Feelin the cabin fever,,I never went out a lot to begin with ,now we are told not to,meh!,,u wouldn’t want to be a fly on my wall LOL, podcast per usual AWSM SAUCE,✌🏻😷

8 күн мурун
amnesiac_00
amnesiac_00

"Even my dog is small" - got my howlin hard while driving when I heard that.

8 күн мурун
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1

Like you Billy Bernstein, I’ve never been a fan of Valentine’s Day per se, or the big deal about birthdays, after a certain time of being together or a certain age can’t it just be more relaxed ,no expectations, friends telling you what to do in your relationship,screw that!!,why get a card ,send me a text, I am frugal, to me it’s a waste of money, we already pay for our phones,just as good to me & I return the favor, in more ways than one ,Wink Wink,he knows what up, that’s an every few day thing anyway, LOL, I’m thinking that’s why we lasted this many years, 22, maybe in the beginning of a relationship I can see ,but I’m a modern “ole lady,”if I think I’m getting something well so is he ,Don’t get me flowers they die give me a plant, with my husband I totally get down and greasy ,helping him work on his projects, whether it’s Harley or Honda Grom, and keeping those cold beers comin, all right enough, Bill I almost hate to say go fuck yourself but I think I can say go fuck all of ourselves LOL from Florida be safe all✌🏻😷

9 күн мурун
sundialchild
sundialchild

Is it just me or are bill's old man mouth noises getting unbearably gross 🤢

9 күн мурун
Virtual Tech
Virtual Tech

Burr, JUST PUT A FUCKIN CAMERA so we can see your pretty face.

9 күн мурун
Dean Ickes
Dean Ickes

Billy do you what to promote this idea I have , cuzz I think its a zinger . F... it I'm loosing my mind over here. You crack me up Billy boy. And you are so right "A Laugh a day keeps the doctor away" . Peace

9 күн мурун
armen tamzarien
armen tamzarien

"Little houses are for quitters."

9 күн мурун
Nickhi5y g
Nickhi5y g

Why would he need to wear a mask on the sidewalk?

9 күн мурун
Bobby 33
Bobby 33

My wife calls me "boo boo" and I'm positive there's 100,000 other women calling their husbands boo boo, so I should be upset? Guess what? I DONT GIVE A F***! So getting a card 50,000 other people are getting is a dumb argument. Bill went WOKE!

9 күн мурун
Thelonelygappy
Thelonelygappy

As a woman, I agree most women want material things, and if they don't they're a minimalist.

9 күн мурун
chubzdon
chubzdon

Reading the comments is interesting because everyone is saying "why wear masks on the road?". Here in Jamaica they were arresting people for not wearing their mask at one point. Also we have curfew so everyone has to be inside by 10pm. Cops are all over the streets enforcing it. Ofc this shit could never happen in the US but i dont know it seems to be working to some extent. Personally i think most of it is BS, especially the curfew but i think masks are important, atleast in public/poulated areas. Yes covid is real but the world needs to start going back to normal

10 күн мурун
K. Gordon Raphael
K. Gordon Raphael

42:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 outfits.

10 күн мурун
Roger Wilco
Roger Wilco

If you're thinking of getting butcherbox, wait till they offer the free ground beef for life. Its the best *bonus* deal as far as ive seen

11 күн мурун
Joe Sparks
Joe Sparks

LOL😆

11 күн мурун
Joe Sparks
Joe Sparks

Sorry joke stolen I'm a start saying that why would god make that

11 күн мурун
Cabafi Sándor
Cabafi Sándor

"Unacceptable!!!" xD I like how he flips out :D

11 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

Jesus loves bill burr.

11 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

Get saved Burr, get saved!

11 күн мурун
Josh Light
Josh Light

RIP Bill. He was a great comedian before living in LA made him just another Karen.

11 күн мурун
mm KAY
mm KAY

Thank you bill for cheering me up we had to put our beautiful black cat down at the vet feb 13th for renal failure because cat food is junk with high protein and phosphorus...life can always be better or worse but shes not in pain anymore suffering so death is fair enough- thank you for making the unfair parts of life bearable

11 күн мурун
mm KAY
mm KAY

Billy fly wheels should fly his helicopter over texas and drop some hand warmers and hot coco lol

11 күн мурун
Chillychese
Chillychese

Sad to see how deep bill is in with this Propaganda. I feel like younger him would understand a little better

11 күн мурун
Chillychese
Chillychese

@redshark618 😂😂 i wish, it's hard af for me to gain weight

7 күн мурун
redshark618
redshark618

Fat guy detected

9 күн мурун
R Rocco
R Rocco

48:12 you can hear the smurk on his face. Hilarious.

11 күн мурун
ExtremelyOnline Guy
ExtremelyOnline Guy

Great podcast, when I worked at the mall I used to take massive dumps at the Sears there, then I discovered Nordstroms had a bathroom and I started to punish the porcelain in there soo much that they had to change the bathroom into another changing room.

11 күн мурун
warren brennan
warren brennan

Same in Canada buddy!

12 күн мурун
Luminous
Luminous

I'm pretty sure tiny house guy was just fucking with Bill.

12 күн мурун
Blue Line Patriot
Blue Line Patriot

No mask outside is not a big deal. Inside ok i get it

12 күн мурун
Miss So
Miss So

I love this man so much...the questions from listeners are always hilarious.

12 күн мурун
Megan Frisbie
Megan Frisbie

Pre-recipe memoirs irritate the shit out of me too

12 күн мурун
DukeQuack
DukeQuack

This one was a bit weak tbh Bill

12 күн мурун
Jesus patino
Jesus patino

When you grow up and no one else does. Lol

12 күн мурун
Sees Nails
Sees Nails

I love listening to your BS while I polish my long natural nails. Nothing more entertaining than listening to your shit. Even your ads are entertaining. Lol 😂 Thanks for these podcasts. You're awesome.

12 күн мурун
Surfwtw
Surfwtw

How dare somebody want to breath fresh air outside.

12 күн мурун
P Stewart
P Stewart

truth

12 күн мурун
RanThaMan
RanThaMan

It’s been about 2 years since Iiiiiiiiiii checked in on billy redsack

12 күн мурун
wesley freeman
wesley freeman

god i love hearing this man talk

12 күн мурун
Sinefold
Sinefold

some chick with a face like a cuckoo clock... hahahaha

12 күн мурун
DaY Day
DaY Day

This is what I do😀 least I'm not the only one I get different cards for wrong occasion 😜

12 күн мурун
BackToWar100
BackToWar100

Bill you shuld check the rate of infection in places who wares mask and in those who doesn't and then talk about it.

12 күн мурун
eintoll
eintoll

55:50 On ya, Billy Boy, with you there.

12 күн мурун
J. V R
J. V R

Just went deep on old episodes. Damn he's changed. I like the angry hot head netter for entertainment. Good for him though.

12 күн мурун
CB 1014
CB 1014

Bill enough of the mask thing lol it’s utterly ridiculous at this point ya ginger prick

12 күн мурун
Jack Herrera
Jack Herrera

10:02 killed me..."Heyyy that hurts my feelings mannnnn" lmao

13 күн мурун
ABAD9999 ABAD9999
ABAD9999 ABAD9999

Billy Burr: From Masshole to Maskhole.

13 күн мурун
Tahira Malik
Tahira Malik

You could definitely raise thousands for charity if you had swear jar Billy boy!!!!!

13 күн мурун
Dave Adams
Dave Adams

Obese fat people don't care about themselves so why the hell should they care about anyone else. Totally self absorbed, so wearing a mask is the last thought on their mind

13 күн мурун
alex i
alex i

The “street joggers” in my Canadian city is old white ladys not wanting to walk on the sidewalk because there’s snow. Better yet when they have a dog, 10 points for the dog and 30 for the white lady.

13 күн мурун
Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Billy boy! You’ve said a lot sense in every particular situation 👌🏻 But too have a go at someone for not wearing a mask in the street (in the open air) it’s a bit silly 🙌🏻

13 күн мурун
Chase Moray
Chase Moray

Love ya, Bill. But, you have been in Cali for too long watching too much CNN.

13 күн мурун
FirstTime ISawJupiter
FirstTime ISawJupiter

He hates CNN...

13 күн мурун
Aaron Alexander
Aaron Alexander

I want some T shirts Billy Chubfest!

13 күн мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

Hearing him rant about internet recipes got me 🤣

13 күн мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

No mask, no problem. Just hold your breath when you walk past. The worst thing you could do is yell at each other

13 күн мурун
Russ Snyder
Russ Snyder

So Bill does SNL without a mask, surrounded by a bunch of people without masks in an INDOOR studio with an audience in the most densely populated city in the country after riding there on an airplane for 5 1/2 hours, but yells at a man walking OUTSIDE by himself for not wearing a mask and blames that type of thing for a world wide pandemic continuing. GTFO Bill has become a clown this past year

13 күн мурун
Oliver Molina
Oliver Molina

😎

13 күн мурун
Jay Turner
Jay Turner

People like Full Metal Jacket guy piss me off too. No respect for others. Get 'em, Billy! Love what you do! Thank you for this podcast and all the weekly laughs!

13 күн мурун
Jemma Berry
Jemma Berry

If you believe the mask helps you won't need to worry about walking past him

13 күн мурун
Jemma Berry
Jemma Berry

God gave us free will. He will not intervene

13 күн мурун
Dawood khan
Dawood khan

Mind you even if you get 10 vaccines you still have to keep masking and distancing, so idk what Bill is expecting 🤷‍♂️ Don’t fall for the 🥕s 🕳 Doc

13 күн мурун
Dawood khan
Dawood khan

Then again he probably knows that already 🐇🕳🤷‍♂️

13 күн мурун
Kartoon Kiddd K
Kartoon Kiddd K

This John calipari impersonation shit has me fucking dead

13 күн мурун
abbas
abbas

you make my day

13 күн мурун
Darkness7th
Darkness7th

Bill Burr is, as bill maher put it best: a fattist !!! and fats have issued a fatwa on him and it says: Fat jokes are NOT fine !!! LMFAO

13 күн мурун
nick arndt
nick arndt

41:48 if he was into minimal living wouldn't you just not have a dog at all?

13 күн мурун
Rezze DeRhyma
Rezze DeRhyma

Only person that can do a 1 man podcast 💯 imo

13 күн мурун
MikeStrafaci
MikeStrafaci

Bills still talking about mask I see smfh. Haven't listened in months because of that. Not that anyone gives a fuck 😂 BILL that flu has a 99.8% survival rate WE WILL BE OK. Then he complains about people being in a tent. MANY people in the medical field will tell you a mask is bs oh and btw your God fauci said it himself mask are pointless then he flip flopped and said they will help them he said wear 2 then he said don't wear 2. STFU. Bills praising VACCINES! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. Keep pushing the agenda bill and seriously go fuck yaself.

13 күн мурун
Janez Pungartnik
Janez Pungartnik

F1 season starts in a good month.. cmon Bill. f1 podcasts:)

13 күн мурун
Sean Beck
Sean Beck

I hate the recipe sites too, but they do it for ad revenue. Google Adsense won't give you ad money if you don't have enough content on the blog. LAME.

13 күн мурун
Michael Verduyn
Michael Verduyn

Billy Burrbon knows his mash bills

14 күн мурун
Joel Marte
Joel Marte

Love you bill , this is therapy for me I'm way to young to feel the same way u do

14 күн мурун
kjen08
kjen08

2021. Can't believe it

14 күн мурун
kyle leite
kyle leite

That spaghetti sauce recipe is like every YouTube vid I watch to figure shit out

14 күн мурун
J D
J D

Thanks for the laughs

14 күн мурун
Bakejuntz Bakejuntz
Bakejuntz Bakejuntz

Bill Burp

14 күн мурун
Jay McWatch
Jay McWatch

Not only are all the Valentine’s Day cards gone, they’re fucking gone. Classic

14 күн мурун
Fingaz MC
Fingaz MC

Bill the t shirt thing, sign them and I'd be applying! Although if they're signed you could probably sell them for a good cause. And I'm not rich and live in England so I think I'd be out of the loop lol

14 күн мурун
Dominick Dominello
Dominick Dominello

20 minutes in and I realize that old freckle face is just as bad as your everyday Karen. Complaining about people that are outside, not wearing masks. Typical LA ninny. Still love the prick though

14 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

Bill makes the same mistake as me in saying "all women" when he should instead say "all women I have ever met in my entire life"

14 күн мурун
Tyler Meyers
Tyler Meyers

Why wear a mask outside?

14 күн мурун
AriSafari293
AriSafari293

I’m sorry but the chub fest email had me in tears from laughing so hard hahahahah that shit was hilarious

14 күн мурун
Critical Mass
Critical Mass

I would happily jog on the sidewalk instead of the road if my city knew what a snow shovel was

14 күн мурун
Jay Klaudi Developed 🙏
Jay Klaudi Developed 🙏

You actually believe in wearing a mask while walking down the street? Damn bill sounds like a old man

14 күн мурун
Jay Klaudi Developed 🙏
Jay Klaudi Developed 🙏

@FirstTime ISawJupiter believe = mystical?? Do you think at all? Or is sounding like a jackass just that normal for you?

12 күн мурун
FirstTime ISawJupiter
FirstTime ISawJupiter

Believe? You say it like it was something mystical thing. Is just wearing a mask

13 күн мурун
ABAD9999 ABAD9999
ABAD9999 ABAD9999

He's a Californian. He can't help it.

13 күн мурун
TheCynicalDouche
TheCynicalDouche

Oh no. Bill Burr is a maskhole? Come on Bill. Wake up and smell the central banks. You used to know who ran things and what their agenda was.

14 күн мурун
Ryan Caddick
Ryan Caddick

Let’s hear your opinion on the Gina story??

14 күн мурун
JoshuaT Eubanks
JoshuaT Eubanks

This is a masterpiece.

14 күн мурун
richardprsn9
richardprsn9

How did "go fuck yourself" get started? I luv it!

14 күн мурун
puzzlebox
puzzlebox

billy boi !!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 күн мурун
Daniel.
Daniel.

Parenthathees 51:11 hahah

14 күн мурун
smorange7
smorange7

“Chubfest” is like the poor man’s version of the super elite recruiting and hunting other human beings for sport.

14 күн мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

Dinner for schmucks

13 күн мурун
Nicole Marie
Nicole Marie

Us LAAAAADDDIIIESS are laughing. Jesus Christ. You shouldn’t have to address that no one is perfect every time you make fun of a topic. Keep doing what you’re doing.

14 күн мурун
Ken Hutchison
Ken Hutchison

bill stfu with your masks, you know they don't fucking matter, i mean YOU ARE THE IDGAF guy.

14 күн мурун
Irvin Martinez
Irvin Martinez

Aren't men supposed to have hobbies like play video games. Ladies we will stop playing video games the day you stop wearing makeup.

14 күн мурун
deftones336
deftones336

Love you, Bill just hit jump to recipe

14 күн мурун
Scotty Spliffen
Scotty Spliffen

The fucking king! 👑 no one does it better than billy redballs burr!!!! I’m fucking dying

14 күн мурун
Kellen Pinkston
Kellen Pinkston

Lmao

14 күн мурун

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