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Bill rambles about Valentine’s Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Dauth Eldrvaria
“This is above my pay grade... BuT I’m gOnNA KeEp REading!
Күн мурунGenny Zelis
Bill you are so funny. First time I had a chance to listen to the podcast in awhile.
2 күн мурунFear
im pretty sure the dude with the tiny house was being ironic, but funny anway
6 күн мурунPaulie Thompson
Owner of a small house "so yeah this is were i bathe, watch tv, sleep and jack it". Havent left the living room. Please come sit down.
7 күн мурунparaspective1
2010 "bankers rule the world" Bill would hate 2021 "what, no mask!?" Bill.
7 күн мурунBrandon Hebert
Such a freaking Nancy Yankee....
7 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Oh for fucks sake tiny house guy sounds like they also reuse the bathwater for one another over and over EWW!!!
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Not to be sad, had to put our 15-year-old dog to sleep Christmas Eve, ever since then I feel like a complete psycho, home alone talking to myself, no one to bounce my ideas off of, specially when I watch F is for family /Judge Judy, I love abusive shows Feelin the cabin fever,,I never went out a lot to begin with ,now we are told not to,meh!,,u wouldn’t want to be a fly on my wall LOL, podcast per usual AWSM SAUCE,✌🏻😷
8 күн мурунamnesiac_00
"Even my dog is small" - got my howlin hard while driving when I heard that.
8 күн мурунbuggiebuild1
Like you Billy Bernstein, I’ve never been a fan of Valentine’s Day per se, or the big deal about birthdays, after a certain time of being together or a certain age can’t it just be more relaxed ,no expectations, friends telling you what to do in your relationship,screw that!!,why get a card ,send me a text, I am frugal, to me it’s a waste of money, we already pay for our phones,just as good to me & I return the favor, in more ways than one ,Wink Wink,he knows what up, that’s an every few day thing anyway, LOL, I’m thinking that’s why we lasted this many years, 22, maybe in the beginning of a relationship I can see ,but I’m a modern “ole lady,”if I think I’m getting something well so is he ,Don’t get me flowers they die give me a plant, with my husband I totally get down and greasy ,helping him work on his projects, whether it’s Harley or Honda Grom, and keeping those cold beers comin, all right enough, Bill I almost hate to say go fuck yourself but I think I can say go fuck all of ourselves LOL from Florida be safe all✌🏻😷
9 күн мурунsundialchild
Is it just me or are bill's old man mouth noises getting unbearably gross 🤢
9 күн мурунVirtual Tech
Burr, JUST PUT A FUCKIN CAMERA so we can see your pretty face.
9 күн мурунDean Ickes
Billy do you what to promote this idea I have , cuzz I think its a zinger . F... it I'm loosing my mind over here. You crack me up Billy boy. And you are so right "A Laugh a day keeps the doctor away" . Peace
9 күн мурунarmen tamzarien
"Little houses are for quitters."
9 күн мурунNickhi5y g
Why would he need to wear a mask on the sidewalk?
9 күн мурунBobby 33
My wife calls me "boo boo" and I'm positive there's 100,000 other women calling their husbands boo boo, so I should be upset? Guess what? I DONT GIVE A F***! So getting a card 50,000 other people are getting is a dumb argument. Bill went WOKE!
9 күн мурунThelonelygappy
As a woman, I agree most women want material things, and if they don't they're a minimalist.
9 күн мурунchubzdon
Reading the comments is interesting because everyone is saying "why wear masks on the road?". Here in Jamaica they were arresting people for not wearing their mask at one point. Also we have curfew so everyone has to be inside by 10pm. Cops are all over the streets enforcing it. Ofc this shit could never happen in the US but i dont know it seems to be working to some extent. Personally i think most of it is BS, especially the curfew but i think masks are important, atleast in public/poulated areas. Yes covid is real but the world needs to start going back to normal
10 күн мурунK. Gordon Raphael
42:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 outfits.
10 күн мурунRoger Wilco
If you're thinking of getting butcherbox, wait till they offer the free ground beef for life. Its the best *bonus* deal as far as ive seen
11 күн мурунJoe Sparks
LOL😆
11 күн мурунJoe Sparks
Sorry joke stolen I'm a start saying that why would god make that
11 күн мурунCabafi Sándor
"Unacceptable!!!" xD I like how he flips out :D
11 күн мурунCritical Mass
Jesus loves bill burr.
11 күн мурунCritical Mass
Get saved Burr, get saved!
11 күн мурунJosh Light
RIP Bill. He was a great comedian before living in LA made him just another Karen.
11 күн мурунmm KAY
Thank you bill for cheering me up we had to put our beautiful black cat down at the vet feb 13th for renal failure because cat food is junk with high protein and phosphorus...life can always be better or worse but shes not in pain anymore suffering so death is fair enough- thank you for making the unfair parts of life bearable
11 күн мурунmm KAY
Billy fly wheels should fly his helicopter over texas and drop some hand warmers and hot coco lol
11 күн мурунChillychese
Sad to see how deep bill is in with this Propaganda. I feel like younger him would understand a little better
11 күн мурунChillychese
@redshark618 😂😂 i wish, it's hard af for me to gain weight
7 күн мурунredshark618
Fat guy detected
9 күн мурунR Rocco
48:12 you can hear the smurk on his face. Hilarious.
11 күн мурунExtremelyOnline Guy
Great podcast, when I worked at the mall I used to take massive dumps at the Sears there, then I discovered Nordstroms had a bathroom and I started to punish the porcelain in there soo much that they had to change the bathroom into another changing room.
11 күн мурунwarren brennan
Same in Canada buddy!
12 күн мурунLuminous
I'm pretty sure tiny house guy was just fucking with Bill.
12 күн мурунBlue Line Patriot
No mask outside is not a big deal. Inside ok i get it
12 күн мурунMiss So
I love this man so much...the questions from listeners are always hilarious.
12 күн мурунMegan Frisbie
Pre-recipe memoirs irritate the shit out of me too
12 күн мурунDukeQuack
This one was a bit weak tbh Bill
12 күн мурунJesus patino
When you grow up and no one else does. Lol
12 күн мурунSees Nails
I love listening to your BS while I polish my long natural nails. Nothing more entertaining than listening to your shit. Even your ads are entertaining. Lol 😂 Thanks for these podcasts. You're awesome.
12 күн мурунSurfwtw
How dare somebody want to breath fresh air outside.
12 күн мурунP Stewart
truth
12 күн мурунRanThaMan
It’s been about 2 years since Iiiiiiiiiii checked in on billy redsack
12 күн мурунwesley freeman
god i love hearing this man talk
12 күн мурунSinefold
some chick with a face like a cuckoo clock... hahahaha
12 күн мурунDaY Day
This is what I do😀 least I'm not the only one I get different cards for wrong occasion 😜
12 күн мурунBackToWar100
Bill you shuld check the rate of infection in places who wares mask and in those who doesn't and then talk about it.
12 күн мурунeintoll
55:50 On ya, Billy Boy, with you there.
12 күн мурунJ. V R
Just went deep on old episodes. Damn he's changed. I like the angry hot head netter for entertainment. Good for him though.
12 күн мурунCB 1014
Bill enough of the mask thing lol it’s utterly ridiculous at this point ya ginger prick
12 күн мурунJack Herrera
10:02 killed me..."Heyyy that hurts my feelings mannnnn" lmao
13 күн мурунABAD9999 ABAD9999
Billy Burr: From Masshole to Maskhole.
13 күн мурунTahira Malik
You could definitely raise thousands for charity if you had swear jar Billy boy!!!!!
13 күн мурунDave Adams
Obese fat people don't care about themselves so why the hell should they care about anyone else. Totally self absorbed, so wearing a mask is the last thought on their mind
13 күн мурунalex i
The “street joggers” in my Canadian city is old white ladys not wanting to walk on the sidewalk because there’s snow. Better yet when they have a dog, 10 points for the dog and 30 for the white lady.
13 күн мурунEthan Smith
Billy boy! You’ve said a lot sense in every particular situation 👌🏻 But too have a go at someone for not wearing a mask in the street (in the open air) it’s a bit silly 🙌🏻
13 күн мурунChase Moray
Love ya, Bill. But, you have been in Cali for too long watching too much CNN.
13 күн мурунFirstTime ISawJupiter
He hates CNN...
13 күн мурунAaron Alexander
I want some T shirts Billy Chubfest!
13 күн мурунJonathan S
Hearing him rant about internet recipes got me 🤣
13 күн мурунJonathan S
No mask, no problem. Just hold your breath when you walk past. The worst thing you could do is yell at each other
13 күн мурунRuss Snyder
So Bill does SNL without a mask, surrounded by a bunch of people without masks in an INDOOR studio with an audience in the most densely populated city in the country after riding there on an airplane for 5 1/2 hours, but yells at a man walking OUTSIDE by himself for not wearing a mask and blames that type of thing for a world wide pandemic continuing. GTFO Bill has become a clown this past year
13 күн мурунOliver Molina
😎
13 күн мурунJay Turner
People like Full Metal Jacket guy piss me off too. No respect for others. Get 'em, Billy! Love what you do! Thank you for this podcast and all the weekly laughs!
13 күн мурунJemma Berry
If you believe the mask helps you won't need to worry about walking past him
13 күн мурунJemma Berry
God gave us free will. He will not intervene
13 күн мурунDawood khan
Mind you even if you get 10 vaccines you still have to keep masking and distancing, so idk what Bill is expecting 🤷♂️ Don’t fall for the 🥕s 🕳 Doc
13 күн мурунDawood khan
Then again he probably knows that already 🐇🕳🤷♂️
13 күн мурунKartoon Kiddd K
This John calipari impersonation shit has me fucking dead
13 күн мурунabbas
you make my day
13 күн мурунDarkness7th
Bill Burr is, as bill maher put it best: a fattist !!! and fats have issued a fatwa on him and it says: Fat jokes are NOT fine !!! LMFAO
13 күн мурунnick arndt
41:48 if he was into minimal living wouldn't you just not have a dog at all?
13 күн мурунRezze DeRhyma
Only person that can do a 1 man podcast 💯 imo
13 күн мурунMikeStrafaci
Bills still talking about mask I see smfh. Haven't listened in months because of that. Not that anyone gives a fuck 😂 BILL that flu has a 99.8% survival rate WE WILL BE OK. Then he complains about people being in a tent. MANY people in the medical field will tell you a mask is bs oh and btw your God fauci said it himself mask are pointless then he flip flopped and said they will help them he said wear 2 then he said don't wear 2. STFU. Bills praising VACCINES! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. Keep pushing the agenda bill and seriously go fuck yaself.
13 күн мурунJanez Pungartnik
F1 season starts in a good month.. cmon Bill. f1 podcasts:)
13 күн мурунSean Beck
I hate the recipe sites too, but they do it for ad revenue. Google Adsense won't give you ad money if you don't have enough content on the blog. LAME.
13 күн мурунMichael Verduyn
Billy Burrbon knows his mash bills
14 күн мурунJoel Marte
Love you bill , this is therapy for me I'm way to young to feel the same way u do
14 күн мурунkjen08
2021. Can't believe it
14 күн мурунkyle leite
That spaghetti sauce recipe is like every YouTube vid I watch to figure shit out
14 күн мурунJ D
Thanks for the laughs
14 күн мурунBakejuntz Bakejuntz
Bill Burp
14 күн мурунJay McWatch
Not only are all the Valentine’s Day cards gone, they’re fucking gone. Classic
14 күн мурунFingaz MC
Bill the t shirt thing, sign them and I'd be applying! Although if they're signed you could probably sell them for a good cause. And I'm not rich and live in England so I think I'd be out of the loop lol
14 күн мурунDominick Dominello
20 minutes in and I realize that old freckle face is just as bad as your everyday Karen. Complaining about people that are outside, not wearing masks. Typical LA ninny. Still love the prick though
14 күн мурунCritical Mass
Bill makes the same mistake as me in saying "all women" when he should instead say "all women I have ever met in my entire life"
14 күн мурунTyler Meyers
Why wear a mask outside?
14 күн мурунAriSafari293
I’m sorry but the chub fest email had me in tears from laughing so hard hahahahah that shit was hilarious
14 күн мурунCritical Mass
I would happily jog on the sidewalk instead of the road if my city knew what a snow shovel was
14 күн мурунJay Klaudi Developed 🙏
You actually believe in wearing a mask while walking down the street? Damn bill sounds like a old man
14 күн мурунJay Klaudi Developed 🙏
@FirstTime ISawJupiter believe = mystical?? Do you think at all? Or is sounding like a jackass just that normal for you?
12 күн мурунFirstTime ISawJupiter
Believe? You say it like it was something mystical thing. Is just wearing a mask
13 күн мурунABAD9999 ABAD9999
He's a Californian. He can't help it.
13 күн мурунTheCynicalDouche
Oh no. Bill Burr is a maskhole? Come on Bill. Wake up and smell the central banks. You used to know who ran things and what their agenda was.
14 күн мурунRyan Caddick
Let’s hear your opinion on the Gina story??
14 күн мурунJoshuaT Eubanks
This is a masterpiece.
14 күн мурунrichardprsn9
How did "go fuck yourself" get started? I luv it!
14 күн мурунpuzzlebox
billy boi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 күн мурунDaniel.
Parenthathees 51:11 hahah
14 күн мурунsmorange7
“Chubfest” is like the poor man’s version of the super elite recruiting and hunting other human beings for sport.
14 күн мурунJonathan S
Dinner for schmucks
13 күн мурунNicole Marie
Us LAAAAADDDIIIESS are laughing. Jesus Christ. You shouldn’t have to address that no one is perfect every time you make fun of a topic. Keep doing what you’re doing.
14 күн мурунKen Hutchison
bill stfu with your masks, you know they don't fucking matter, i mean YOU ARE THE IDGAF guy.
14 күн мурунIrvin Martinez
Aren't men supposed to have hobbies like play video games. Ladies we will stop playing video games the day you stop wearing makeup.
14 күн мурунdeftones336
Love you, Bill just hit jump to recipe
14 күн мурунScotty Spliffen
The fucking king! 👑 no one does it better than billy redballs burr!!!! I’m fucking dying
14 күн мурунKellen Pinkston
Lmao
14 күн мурун