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Bill rambles about food shopping, bad information, and losing his shit building a bike.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Alex P
Anyone know what song is playing like 39 minutes in?
Ай мурунSoyzilla 138
1:20 love the scarface reference
Ай мурунNoran Micholas
C'mon Bill, is it really that hard to believe that the covid-19 virus was released on purpose to help control the masses..?
Ай мурунMari's Golden Hour
Hi! What is the song at the music break at 38:17? Thanks! 💙🖤✨
Ай мурунThird Born Loser
Bill Burr whispers about big Pharma on his podcast like your drunk uncle would at your family's Christmas Party
Ай мурунhighlandritz
Throwback Thursday episode around 1:19:00, Bill inadvertently predicted Epstein's island.
Ай мурунAlex Scott
Ehhhh fuck you Bill I’ll wear my hair up to work if I want to.
Ай мурунBacon Bits
Bills friends in Boston oh what are you baking huh bill what a F&G 😂😂😂
Ай мурунEthan Detroy
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Ай мурунEric Null
I'm really digging that song in between podcast which one is that who sings that?
Ай мурунlivingdaylights
Dat me
Ай мурунname last name
every single goddamn time i come and listen to this guy hes insulting white people
Ай мурунLuz Rufino
I want to ask your advice /Opinion on a matter with my boyfriend but I don't know how to send my story to you. ~ Judi
2 ай мурунlivingdaylights
What's up
Ай мурунBryan Calderon
14:25 lmao
2 ай мурунslippery hotdogs
I dont see why its controversial to say more guns is the solution if anything. Literally every single city against owning guns legally has more shootings than those that dont. Cant call that a coincidence. im not opposed to backround checks though
2 ай мурунStark Samurai
Love you Bill!!! Happy holidays and let’s bid 2020 a farewell
2 ай мурунFritz DaCat
Happy new year, but did you start a podcast on new years eve? Figured you would have some good biz to say.
2 ай мурунJohn Doe
Please don't do peyote. Shrinks have better, more powerful special medicine for what ales you if you want a hard, straightforward solution to get past your physical/psychological limitations (please understand that there are dangers, mainly in dependency). Please note that most doctors won't help you with that, you must find one that would risk his freedom for your health AND that knows what he's doing because doctors are still people, most are stupid, lazy and cowardly.
2 ай мурунPearly Cunningham
Wait till Burr finds out Eli Manning has been retired for 2 years now...
2 ай мурунNicole Taylor
Bill... you would absolutely have a good time on Mushrooms!
2 ай мурунAnxiousCowboy
as someone who doesnt watch sports, i wish i watched sports just so i wasnt missing these references haha
2 ай мурунnightexe
It's still called sail Bill even if its a power driven vessel
2 ай мурунSOB044
Bill "I can't grow a man bun" Burr
2 ай мурунL H
Stabilisers , then they just kick on with the bike riding .
2 ай мурунX sane
I got a friend in the CIA and he says China started all this !!
2 ай мурунlmt405
I thumbed up just because of the song intro. Fucking Hilarious
2 ай мурунKinsim
I don't think even Knicks fans care about their franchise anymore
2 ай мурунMM
Dude! Amazing acting on The Mandalorian you portrayed amazing emotion in the cafeteria scene.
2 ай мурунVeggies in Vegas
I have 2 Chihuahuas so the Chihuahua analogy literally had me LAUGHING OUT LOUD! Thank you for that!
2 ай мурунO Stolcce
Love how Bill heaps praise on Madison square garden and in the throwback episode completely shits on the same venue
2 ай мурунMalia ho chee
Oh em gee....it is just beautiful...I can't even. Sing more sir!
2 ай мурунMartin Heilman
Did he say 2013? How old is this pod?
2 ай мурунJim Parker
Trump is Howard Beale without morals
2 ай мурунKenji Mapes
Truth & veracity are a huge problem with the internet Not only that, the “gatekeepers” like Google & Twitter control much of it which is dangerous Funnily enough, back during the early days of the web while I was in the Army, I was extolling the virtues of the information age, etc A platoon sergeant SFC Tim Brown simply asked “Well who decides what’s true and false on it. I see a lot of danger for misinformation.” I wasn’t that worried but he was right. It’s funny to, because I was the IS Office and we were on Windows NT 4.0 and on AD but information security was quite lax then No real firewalls, etc Anyway, veracity on the internet is a huge issue. As a user you have to rely on popular, reputable & well known sources as far as information is concerned. You’re going to trust major sources but it can be dubious too especially when it comes to news and journalism. Much of it is biased now and tilted toward the democratic side. It’s not even truthfulness that is worrisome, it’s the proliferation of the “echo chamber.” For example on Twitter the democratic side is amplified on it but the conservative side is hypocritical censored to a double standard. It is not healthy to only have one side reinforced while other viewpoints are quelled. It’s is stunting I believe to remove information that differs from yours just becasue you may not like it. It is important to have all the information and viewpoints to make rational, smart and informed decision. A blogger for example might not be a famous or renowned “source” but he/she might be given truthful information. That is, info can be on a large and small scale. Different voices should be heard whether famous or small. They might give out truthful information but it is up for you to decide. There is not omnipotent organization that verifies sites for users so they can see it has been vetted. It would be nice, but logistically difficult. As far a conspiracy theories I have a buddy who believes it all. 9/11 was an inside job and the moon landing was fakes. We have argued for hours but he won’t acknowledge the debunking data. As far as radical or outlandish theories or ideas, what makes people decide to subscribe to it? There are many smart, educated, rational and even famous people that believe in some far out ideas. Many NBA players are flat earthers. The ancients knew the earth was round! All you have to do is look around and you’ll see planets are spherical! What makes some people cling to a certain idea even though they may believe in everything else that is verified and fact. Look at the evil & looney Nashville bomber. He blew up AT&T because he believed 5G was a serious issue. How did 5G gain traction as a conspiracy? It’s mind boggling and it differs from person to person but that gets into the mental health and psychology realm. The BS on the internet causes a lot of problems. We believe in free speech but the issue of truth and facts is a serious problem. There is a lot of misinformation out there that has serious and sometimes severe real world issues. I believe we should have some body to verify facts so people can be assured but we have to balance free speech. It really comes down to being a decent and informed person. Don’t be an idiot and believe everything out there. Question it. Verify with multiple sources. It’s a huge problem and always has been. The internet just amplifies it and helps make a lot of loonies out there unfortunately. One of the necessary evils I guess of the information age.
2 ай мурунAnxiousCowboy
tl;dr
2 ай мурунcosmo 187
Cheers f*ck face. Rounds on me!
2 ай мурунWill T
Bill you're talking to me like it's halftime and I like it
2 ай мурунOmgdannie2
How? Because Knicks are hopeless. HOPELESS. Dolan is a cancer. The Garden is trash. It's a circle building built on top of the original Penn station.
2 ай мурунFred Rodriguez
Chinese food lined up for tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 ай мурунtommy webb
Bill was great as "himself" in Mandalorian
2 ай мурунsaem901901
“That’s some man bun shit “😂 this is my new insult
2 ай мурунtaps t3mpo
Knicks fans are still Knicks fans Bill. Nets fans are anonymous. I'm from Jersey but my pops was always a Knicks Fan. There haven't been real nets fans since the DC Kenny Anderson edition. They didn't even sell out home games when they were in the finals 2 years in a row! Even as bad as the Knicks have been for 2 decades, nobody is following the nets and their very wierd emotional stars in BK. It would be like a rangers fan suddenly rooting for the devils.
2 ай мурунBrytan Keeham
3:06
2 ай мурунWil Aukschun
My dad wouldn't let us use training wheels. He also wouldn't allow us to drive automatics. Well, we could own one but he wouldn't help us work on it.
2 ай мурунAllan Adamson
You know a guy named Bill wrote the federal law establishing the 8 hour workday... called the Adamson Act... William Adamson from Georgia
2 ай мурунBrian Tripoli
PCP no PCV..... keep going your almost there PVC. I believe you don't go down my aisle lol. Your the best out their. Need to make it to Rockford, or I will settle with Chicago when you can and feel comfortable to.
2 ай мурунMichael Richardson
Bill, I think that the training wheels are only allowed on mental tasks now (math, science, reasonable grammar, etc.), and not on "crazy things" like bikes. :) Hope you and your family had a holly jolly Christmas... and will have a Happy New Year as well. (:
2 ай мурунBrendan
Alright? lol
2 ай мурунSal Herrera
Who else loves the ol billy Thursday throwbacks... the anger is raw 🤣
2 ай мурунHank Chou
Bill, if you want to get some good Chinese food in the LA area, visit the San Gabriel Valley. Check out all the choices on Valley Blvd off the 10 freeway, between Atlantic Blvd & Rosemead Blvd. A lot of choices my friend! Happy Holidays!
2 ай мурунHank Chou
And if you need some specifics, start with Sam Woo BBQ and Noodle World!
2 ай мурунXandi
Bill, tortas generally suck but I had a great one - in Mexico, once. Also dude why were you speaking French in a Mexican restaurant?
2 ай мурунJuan Atayde
I agree. Good tortas are rare. I usually tell them to leave the mayonnaise off and please don't add cheese. They're always best when they make their own bread. Never order chicken. Order millanesa(fried thin steak), lengua(tongue), jamon(ham).
2 ай мурунtheredmullet
Chicken torta bill? You need to go with carnitas or al pastor. I would also suggest leguna de res but I know you are way to pasty for that.
2 ай мурунSisyphusius 777
Torta
2 ай мурунPathFinder 101 Mycelium
My man sounds like the parrot from Aladdin 🤣
2 ай мурунSidbreDeRoules
This podcast was the fucking best !
2 ай мурунLapis2200
BUY ANOTHER BIKE!! training wheels are a necessity
2 ай мурунLeeroy Jenkins
Wow Billy Redballs, once upon a time you didn't believe in censoring us, and shaming people and sitting up there in your ivory tower and glare down at us pleebs who USED to laugh with you but now we can't even laugh at you it's so sad how far you've turned yourself into someone Patrice would be devastated to see you now and embarrassed to have ever been associated with 😞 It's depressing to see THIS is the state of comedy, maybe you should shame some more of us for cancelling our Netflix
2 ай мурунJordan Joestar
Here is a list of people that give a shit what you have to say- .
2 ай мурунdino radja
The line of demarcation is manbuns....interesting
2 ай мурунmita tohin
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2 ай мурунPhilminator
Bill is my favourite person in the world. God I wish I could talk to this guy.
2 ай мурунLt.Dan457
Chinese here, never go to Panda Express for Chinese food. Fuck that shit. Do you want Chinese food, go to any shop next to a 99 Ranch Market.
2 ай мурун一國兩制
Help a fellow Chinese. Highlight this comment to the top.
2 ай мурунThe Tom
1:19:46
2 ай мурунJC Rodriguez
We need a picture of Bill in his apron.
2 ай мурунGCND
Correct me if I'm wrong, but to my knowledge there hasn't been a single NRA member that has ever committed a mass shooting. As for your childhood dream: William, throw away the Skunkbear hat, and be welcomed back into the flock. Catholics vs. Cousins, round 8...fight!
2 ай мурунEm91s
we love you daddy burr
2 ай мурунVidya Bros.
Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, Bill. And everyone reading. Btw sure, all 7 of the klan members. All 7 that most regular people laugh at and call stupid for their stupid beliefs. The klan isn't really an issue anymore, dude. They just kind of exist nowadays, but nobody listens to them or takes them seriously. They're just kinda there shouting into their little void. What ever happened to just "If you don't like what someone is saying, just ignore them."? What ever happened to that? Btw flat earthers are nuts, at least most of them.
2 ай мурунMostafa Mahmoud
Guys I need the song name
2 ай мурунMostafa Mahmoud
The one in the middle and at the end
Ай мурунlivingdaylights
What song
Ай мурунAdriano Bausch
17 min in still can't stop laughing, billy"baumhaus" hey man thx and have a great rest year and and good start for 2021 greetz from Germany
2 ай мурунO’MaC Attack
Still gotta wear your bale mask after you get the Mark. You would believe in anything on TV. You’d just take anything without wanting to know what’s in it! Lol you’d believe men with Paper degrees. No truth in you!
2 ай мурунAdriano Bausch
"My...whhhhifheee..." Got me crackin' so bad
2 ай мурунChristopher Turner
I am those guys and the proprietary crap is out of hand in all trades.
2 ай мурунJimmy Turner
Bill blaming white people for getting punched by black people because other people are racist. Hmmmmmmmm
2 ай мурунJimmy Turner
I had jalapeno poppers for Christmas.
2 ай мурунOrd_ Huntire
Love how he forgot about his friends conspiracy story only to unintentionally/unknowingly get back on track within a 45 second timespan with the hopes that he will later remember while currently remembering.
2 ай мурунfranki
Wonder what Randy Moss avg yrd was
2 ай мурунRaymond Boyd
Indiana fans deserved to get beat up because of the Klan? Tf happened to Bill? Because the Klan is the NBA's biggest demographic, right? Geez Burr you need to leave California.
2 ай мурунBrandon Lyons
Damn regulate speech very dangerous bill burr
2 ай мурунLauren Quint
What was that song that played after? It was a short little instrumental song it was awesome
2 ай мурунAK 4o
I find it very hard to believe. Its impossible to change a tire on this bike. You're just an idiot freckles
2 ай мурунUncle J
"Watch your language around the mistletoe!" I was writing a supermarket list and wrote on my floor when he said that 😂😂😂
2 ай мурунexactinmidget92
its like a Raiders fan becoming a Chargers fan or vice versa.
2 ай мурунFederico Nardo
There actually is a wall of ice in Antartica. It's Antartica. Thta's not gonna end well.
2 ай мурунNoctemAeternusMusic
What the hell year is this from? Im sitting here listening to it thinking it was from a day or so ago and he’s talking about Peyton getting another ring and Eli still playing 😂😂
2 ай мурунmsgGodzilla
Glad to see headspace is a sponsor.
2 ай мурунHumanspiritOne
Never sing again. You sound blatantly gay.
2 ай мурунilovemelodyjane
So. Mando. Huh?
2 ай мурунDaniel Sanchez
38:18 What is this song called?
2 ай мурунCory Mitchell
I love how he can just talk and this many people just sit and listen
2 ай мурунbulareanu gheorghe aurelian
Just dismantle the pedals.
2 ай мурунAllan Adamson
jesus I've never seen that on the menu, someone could cut this up and put it on the internet and all they hear is hookers coke ass and bill saying im into all of that shit lol
2 ай мурунNovanglian M
Bill, the masks, please give it up. Yes they help. But go to the CDC, NIH or WHO websites and try to find ONE reliable statistic on mask effectiveness. Nothing... Other epidemiologists say 20-55%. It can't be just about the masks.
2 ай мурунJohn
Monterey park or san gabriel. Real Chinese food.
2 ай мурунDallas Sylvestre
Hockey is more manly than baseball football basketball (pussy sport btw)
2 ай мурунSaintsmakaho
Billy is drinking again!!
2 ай мурунThomas Hoerauf
Bill gets spicy around Christmas.
2 ай мурунAlfreds Aguilar
Have a man bun. There is to many guitar players. I play bass. Also mexican sprinkled with Pueblo.
2 ай мурунalrightangelo
buncha people losing their businesses and you're recommending helicopters, you tha realest!
2 ай мурунGoogleplusistoointrusive
I listened to this for 15 seconds then turned it off
2 ай мурунAusStorm
Train of thought derailed, killed everyone on board 🤣
2 ай мурунKyle Lanctot
I love bill he always gets me goin 😂😂😂
2 ай мурунTim Weyland
What he says/does around 24:49. I guess try 24:40 so I dont miss it. These are the things I'm working on. C'mon google, adjust my searches and help me out.
2 ай мурунTim Weyland
And if u had to click to find out, "ive been trying to..... No, ive been meaning to"
2 ай мурунBlue Bird
This was an epic episode lol
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