Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-25-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about food shopping, bad information, and losing his shit building a bike.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Alex P
Alex P

Anyone know what song is playing like 39 minutes in?

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Soyzilla 138
Soyzilla 138

1:20 love the scarface reference

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Noran Micholas
Noran Micholas

C'mon Bill, is it really that hard to believe that the covid-19 virus was released on purpose to help control the masses..?

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Mari's Golden Hour
Mari's Golden Hour

Hi! What is the song at the music break at 38:17? Thanks! 💙🖤✨

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Third Born Loser
Third Born Loser

Bill Burr whispers about big Pharma on his podcast like your drunk uncle would at your family's Christmas Party

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highlandritz
highlandritz

Throwback Thursday episode around 1:19:00, Bill inadvertently predicted Epstein's island.

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Alex Scott
Alex Scott

Ehhhh fuck you Bill I’ll wear my hair up to work if I want to.

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Bacon Bits
Bacon Bits

Bills friends in Boston oh what are you baking huh bill what a F&G 😂😂😂

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Ethan Detroy
Ethan Detroy

M

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Eric Null
Eric Null

I'm really digging that song in between podcast which one is that who sings that?

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livingdaylights
livingdaylights

Dat me

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name last name
name last name

every single goddamn time i come and listen to this guy hes insulting white people

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Luz Rufino
Luz Rufino

I want to ask your advice /Opinion on a matter with my boyfriend but I don't know how to send my story to you. ~ Judi

2 ай мурун
livingdaylights
livingdaylights

What's up

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Bryan Calderon
Bryan Calderon

14:25 lmao

2 ай мурун
slippery hotdogs
slippery hotdogs

I dont see why its controversial to say more guns is the solution if anything. Literally every single city against owning guns legally has more shootings than those that dont. Cant call that a coincidence. im not opposed to backround checks though

2 ай мурун
Stark Samurai
Stark Samurai

Love you Bill!!! Happy holidays and let’s bid 2020 a farewell

2 ай мурун
Fritz DaCat
Fritz DaCat

Happy new year, but did you start a podcast on new years eve? Figured you would have some good biz to say.

2 ай мурун
John Doe
John Doe

Please don't do peyote. Shrinks have better, more powerful special medicine for what ales you if you want a hard, straightforward solution to get past your physical/psychological limitations (please understand that there are dangers, mainly in dependency). Please note that most doctors won't help you with that, you must find one that would risk his freedom for your health AND that knows what he's doing because doctors are still people, most are stupid, lazy and cowardly.

2 ай мурун
Pearly Cunningham
Pearly Cunningham

Wait till Burr finds out Eli Manning has been retired for 2 years now...

2 ай мурун
Nicole Taylor
Nicole Taylor

Bill... you would absolutely have a good time on Mushrooms!

2 ай мурун
AnxiousCowboy
AnxiousCowboy

as someone who doesnt watch sports, i wish i watched sports just so i wasnt missing these references haha

2 ай мурун
nightexe
nightexe

It's still called sail Bill even if its a power driven vessel

2 ай мурун
SOB044
SOB044

Bill "I can't grow a man bun" Burr

2 ай мурун
L H
L H

Stabilisers , then they just kick on with the bike riding .

2 ай мурун
X sane
X sane

I got a friend in the CIA and he says China started all this !!

2 ай мурун
lmt405
lmt405

I thumbed up just because of the song intro. Fucking Hilarious

2 ай мурун
Kinsim
Kinsim

I don't think even Knicks fans care about their franchise anymore

2 ай мурун
MM
MM

Dude! Amazing acting on The Mandalorian you portrayed amazing emotion in the cafeteria scene.

2 ай мурун
Veggies in Vegas
Veggies in Vegas

I have 2 Chihuahuas so the Chihuahua analogy literally had me LAUGHING OUT LOUD! Thank you for that!

2 ай мурун
O Stolcce
O Stolcce

Love how Bill heaps praise on Madison square garden and in the throwback episode completely shits on the same venue

2 ай мурун
Malia ho chee
Malia ho chee

Oh em gee....it is just beautiful...I can't even. Sing more sir!

2 ай мурун
Martin Heilman
Martin Heilman

Did he say 2013? How old is this pod?

2 ай мурун
Jim Parker
Jim Parker

Trump is Howard Beale without morals

2 ай мурун
Kenji Mapes
Kenji Mapes

Truth & veracity are a huge problem with the internet Not only that, the “gatekeepers” like Google & Twitter control much of it which is dangerous Funnily enough, back during the early days of the web while I was in the Army, I was extolling the virtues of the information age, etc A platoon sergeant SFC Tim Brown simply asked “Well who decides what’s true and false on it. I see a lot of danger for misinformation.” I wasn’t that worried but he was right. It’s funny to, because I was the IS Office and we were on Windows NT 4.0 and on AD but information security was quite lax then No real firewalls, etc Anyway, veracity on the internet is a huge issue. As a user you have to rely on popular, reputable & well known sources as far as information is concerned. You’re going to trust major sources but it can be dubious too especially when it comes to news and journalism. Much of it is biased now and tilted toward the democratic side. It’s not even truthfulness that is worrisome, it’s the proliferation of the “echo chamber.” For example on Twitter the democratic side is amplified on it but the conservative side is hypocritical censored to a double standard. It is not healthy to only have one side reinforced while other viewpoints are quelled. It’s is stunting I believe to remove information that differs from yours just becasue you may not like it. It is important to have all the information and viewpoints to make rational, smart and informed decision. A blogger for example might not be a famous or renowned “source” but he/she might be given truthful information. That is, info can be on a large and small scale. Different voices should be heard whether famous or small. They might give out truthful information but it is up for you to decide. There is not omnipotent organization that verifies sites for users so they can see it has been vetted. It would be nice, but logistically difficult. As far a conspiracy theories I have a buddy who believes it all. 9/11 was an inside job and the moon landing was fakes. We have argued for hours but he won’t acknowledge the debunking data. As far as radical or outlandish theories or ideas, what makes people decide to subscribe to it? There are many smart, educated, rational and even famous people that believe in some far out ideas. Many NBA players are flat earthers. The ancients knew the earth was round! All you have to do is look around and you’ll see planets are spherical! What makes some people cling to a certain idea even though they may believe in everything else that is verified and fact. Look at the evil & looney Nashville bomber. He blew up AT&T because he believed 5G was a serious issue. How did 5G gain traction as a conspiracy? It’s mind boggling and it differs from person to person but that gets into the mental health and psychology realm. The BS on the internet causes a lot of problems. We believe in free speech but the issue of truth and facts is a serious problem. There is a lot of misinformation out there that has serious and sometimes severe real world issues. I believe we should have some body to verify facts so people can be assured but we have to balance free speech. It really comes down to being a decent and informed person. Don’t be an idiot and believe everything out there. Question it. Verify with multiple sources. It’s a huge problem and always has been. The internet just amplifies it and helps make a lot of loonies out there unfortunately. One of the necessary evils I guess of the information age.

2 ай мурун
AnxiousCowboy
AnxiousCowboy

tl;dr

2 ай мурун
cosmo 187
cosmo 187

Cheers f*ck face. Rounds on me!

2 ай мурун
Will T
Will T

Bill you're talking to me like it's halftime and I like it

2 ай мурун
Omgdannie2
Omgdannie2

How? Because Knicks are hopeless. HOPELESS. Dolan is a cancer. The Garden is trash. It's a circle building built on top of the original Penn station.

2 ай мурун
Fred Rodriguez
Fred Rodriguez

Chinese food lined up for tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2 ай мурун
tommy webb
tommy webb

Bill was great as "himself" in Mandalorian

2 ай мурун
saem901901
saem901901

“That’s some man bun shit “😂 this is my new insult

2 ай мурун
taps t3mpo
taps t3mpo

Knicks fans are still Knicks fans Bill. Nets fans are anonymous. I'm from Jersey but my pops was always a Knicks Fan. There haven't been real nets fans since the DC Kenny Anderson edition. They didn't even sell out home games when they were in the finals 2 years in a row! Even as bad as the Knicks have been for 2 decades, nobody is following the nets and their very wierd emotional stars in BK. It would be like a rangers fan suddenly rooting for the devils.

2 ай мурун
Brytan Keeham
Brytan Keeham

3:06

2 ай мурун
Wil Aukschun
Wil Aukschun

My dad wouldn't let us use training wheels. He also wouldn't allow us to drive automatics. Well, we could own one but he wouldn't help us work on it.

2 ай мурун
Allan Adamson
Allan Adamson

You know a guy named Bill wrote the federal law establishing the 8 hour workday... called the Adamson Act... William Adamson from Georgia

2 ай мурун
Brian Tripoli
Brian Tripoli

PCP no PCV..... keep going your almost there PVC. I believe you don't go down my aisle lol. Your the best out their. Need to make it to Rockford, or I will settle with Chicago when you can and feel comfortable to.

2 ай мурун
Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

Bill, I think that the training wheels are only allowed on mental tasks now (math, science, reasonable grammar, etc.), and not on "crazy things" like bikes. :) Hope you and your family had a holly jolly Christmas... and will have a Happy New Year as well. (:

2 ай мурун
Brendan
Brendan

Alright? lol

2 ай мурун
Sal Herrera
Sal Herrera

Who else loves the ol billy Thursday throwbacks... the anger is raw 🤣

2 ай мурун
Hank Chou
Hank Chou

Bill, if you want to get some good Chinese food in the LA area, visit the San Gabriel Valley. Check out all the choices on Valley Blvd off the 10 freeway, between Atlantic Blvd & Rosemead Blvd. A lot of choices my friend! Happy Holidays!

2 ай мурун
Hank Chou
Hank Chou

And if you need some specifics, start with Sam Woo BBQ and Noodle World!

2 ай мурун
Xandi
Xandi

Bill, tortas generally suck but I had a great one - in Mexico, once. Also dude why were you speaking French in a Mexican restaurant?

2 ай мурун
Juan Atayde
Juan Atayde

I agree. Good tortas are rare. I usually tell them to leave the mayonnaise off and please don't add cheese. They're always best when they make their own bread. Never order chicken. Order millanesa(fried thin steak), lengua(tongue), jamon(ham).

2 ай мурун
theredmullet
theredmullet

Chicken torta bill? You need to go with carnitas or al pastor. I would also suggest leguna de res but I know you are way to pasty for that.

2 ай мурун
Sisyphusius 777
Sisyphusius 777

Torta

2 ай мурун
PathFinder 101 Mycelium
PathFinder 101 Mycelium

My man sounds like the parrot from Aladdin 🤣

2 ай мурун
SidbreDeRoules
SidbreDeRoules

This podcast was the fucking best !

2 ай мурун
Lapis2200
Lapis2200

BUY ANOTHER BIKE!! training wheels are a necessity

2 ай мурун
Leeroy Jenkins
Leeroy Jenkins

Wow Billy Redballs, once upon a time you didn't believe in censoring us, and shaming people and sitting up there in your ivory tower and glare down at us pleebs who USED to laugh with you but now we can't even laugh at you it's so sad how far you've turned yourself into someone Patrice would be devastated to see you now and embarrassed to have ever been associated with 😞 It's depressing to see THIS is the state of comedy, maybe you should shame some more of us for cancelling our Netflix

2 ай мурун
Jordan Joestar
Jordan Joestar

Here is a list of people that give a shit what you have to say- .

2 ай мурун
dino radja
dino radja

The line of demarcation is manbuns....interesting

2 ай мурун
mita tohin
mita tohin

The rambunctious temperature spectroscopically excuse because forest lilly suffer amongst a stupendous blizzard. bustling, maddening oil

2 ай мурун
Philminator
Philminator

Bill is my favourite person in the world. God I wish I could talk to this guy.

2 ай мурун
Lt.Dan457
Lt.Dan457

Chinese here, never go to Panda Express for Chinese food. Fuck that shit. Do you want Chinese food, go to any shop next to a 99 Ranch Market.

2 ай мурун
一國兩制
一國兩制

Help a fellow Chinese. Highlight this comment to the top.

2 ай мурун
The Tom
The Tom

1:19:46

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JC Rodriguez
JC Rodriguez

We need a picture of Bill in his apron.

2 ай мурун
GCND
GCND

Correct me if I'm wrong, but to my knowledge there hasn't been a single NRA member that has ever committed a mass shooting. As for your childhood dream: William, throw away the Skunkbear hat, and be welcomed back into the flock. Catholics vs. Cousins, round 8...fight!

2 ай мурун
Em91s
Em91s

we love you daddy burr

2 ай мурун
Vidya Bros.
Vidya Bros.

Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, Bill. And everyone reading. Btw sure, all 7 of the klan members. All 7 that most regular people laugh at and call stupid for their stupid beliefs. The klan isn't really an issue anymore, dude. They just kind of exist nowadays, but nobody listens to them or takes them seriously. They're just kinda there shouting into their little void. What ever happened to just "If you don't like what someone is saying, just ignore them."? What ever happened to that? Btw flat earthers are nuts, at least most of them.

2 ай мурун
Mostafa Mahmoud
Mostafa Mahmoud

Guys I need the song name

2 ай мурун
Mostafa Mahmoud
Mostafa Mahmoud

The one in the middle and at the end

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livingdaylights
livingdaylights

What song

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Adriano Bausch
Adriano Bausch

17 min in still can't stop laughing, billy"baumhaus" hey man thx and have a great rest year and and good start for 2021 greetz from Germany

2 ай мурун
O’MaC Attack
O’MaC Attack

Still gotta wear your bale mask after you get the Mark. You would believe in anything on TV. You’d just take anything without wanting to know what’s in it! Lol you’d believe men with Paper degrees. No truth in you!

2 ай мурун
Adriano Bausch
Adriano Bausch

"My...whhhhifheee..." Got me crackin' so bad

2 ай мурун
Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

I am those guys and the proprietary crap is out of hand in all trades.

2 ай мурун
Jimmy Turner
Jimmy Turner

Bill blaming white people for getting punched by black people because other people are racist. Hmmmmmmmm

2 ай мурун
Jimmy Turner
Jimmy Turner

I had jalapeno poppers for Christmas.

2 ай мурун
Ord_ Huntire
Ord_ Huntire

Love how he forgot about his friends conspiracy story only to unintentionally/unknowingly get back on track within a 45 second timespan with the hopes that he will later remember while currently remembering.

2 ай мурун
franki
franki

Wonder what Randy Moss avg yrd was

2 ай мурун
Raymond Boyd
Raymond Boyd

Indiana fans deserved to get beat up because of the Klan? Tf happened to Bill? Because the Klan is the NBA's biggest demographic, right? Geez Burr you need to leave California.

2 ай мурун
Brandon Lyons
Brandon Lyons

Damn regulate speech very dangerous bill burr

2 ай мурун
Lauren Quint
Lauren Quint

What was that song that played after? It was a short little instrumental song it was awesome

2 ай мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

I find it very hard to believe. Its impossible to change a tire on this bike. You're just an idiot freckles

2 ай мурун
Uncle J
Uncle J

"Watch your language around the mistletoe!" I was writing a supermarket list and wrote on my floor when he said that 😂😂😂

2 ай мурун
exactinmidget92
exactinmidget92

its like a Raiders fan becoming a Chargers fan or vice versa.

2 ай мурун
Federico Nardo
Federico Nardo

There actually is a wall of ice in Antartica. It's Antartica. Thta's not gonna end well.

2 ай мурун
NoctemAeternusMusic
NoctemAeternusMusic

What the hell year is this from? Im sitting here listening to it thinking it was from a day or so ago and he’s talking about Peyton getting another ring and Eli still playing 😂😂

2 ай мурун
msgGodzilla
msgGodzilla

Glad to see headspace is a sponsor.

2 ай мурун
HumanspiritOne
HumanspiritOne

Never sing again. You sound blatantly gay.

2 ай мурун
ilovemelodyjane
ilovemelodyjane

So. Mando. Huh?

2 ай мурун
Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

38:18 What is this song called?

2 ай мурун
Cory Mitchell
Cory Mitchell

I love how he can just talk and this many people just sit and listen

2 ай мурун
bulareanu gheorghe aurelian
bulareanu gheorghe aurelian

Just dismantle the pedals.

2 ай мурун
Allan Adamson
Allan Adamson

jesus I've never seen that on the menu, someone could cut this up and put it on the internet and all they hear is hookers coke ass and bill saying im into all of that shit lol

2 ай мурун
Novanglian M
Novanglian M

Bill, the masks, please give it up. Yes they help. But go to the CDC, NIH or WHO websites and try to find ONE reliable statistic on mask effectiveness. Nothing... Other epidemiologists say 20-55%. It can't be just about the masks.

2 ай мурун
John
John

Monterey park or san gabriel. Real Chinese food.

2 ай мурун
Dallas Sylvestre
Dallas Sylvestre

Hockey is more manly than baseball football basketball (pussy sport btw)

2 ай мурун
Saintsmakaho
Saintsmakaho

Billy is drinking again!!

2 ай мурун
Thomas Hoerauf
Thomas Hoerauf

Bill gets spicy around Christmas.

2 ай мурун
Alfreds Aguilar
Alfreds Aguilar

Have a man bun. There is to many guitar players. I play bass. Also mexican sprinkled with Pueblo.

2 ай мурун
alrightangelo
alrightangelo

buncha people losing their businesses and you're recommending helicopters, you tha realest!

2 ай мурун
Googleplusistoointrusive
Googleplusistoointrusive

I listened to this for 15 seconds then turned it off

2 ай мурун
AusStorm
AusStorm

Train of thought derailed, killed everyone on board 🤣

2 ай мурун
Kyle Lanctot
Kyle Lanctot

I love bill he always gets me goin 😂😂😂

2 ай мурун
Tim Weyland
Tim Weyland

What he says/does around 24:49. I guess try 24:40 so I dont miss it. These are the things I'm working on. C'mon google, adjust my searches and help me out.

2 ай мурун
Tim Weyland
Tim Weyland

And if u had to click to find out, "ive been trying to..... No, ive been meaning to"

2 ай мурун
Blue Bird
Blue Bird

This was an epic episode lol

2 ай мурун

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