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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.
    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Reinborn
Reinborn

1:31:38 lmao I was laughing throughout this whole part like crazy, fucking love their chemistry

12 күн мурун
Sage Forsaken
Sage Forsaken

The older podcast when you are saying that girl is a pig I would argue you don't know they flirted / talked all semester. He never got the gumption to go after her. She was like I might never get this guy I like all year if I don't make a move.

17 күн мурун
Mitchuation
Mitchuation

Ol’ Billy Fence Sit

17 күн мурун
Twiztid And lifted
Twiztid And lifted

The stupid guy with the bull horns wasnt even a republican or a conservative.

22 күн мурун
Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

If you’re not a doctor stop saying doctor shit lmaoo

29 күн мурун
Non Star
Non Star

So we're still going to play the "both sides" game after the president and followers of ONE party partakes in a deadly insurrection? I guess there were people when Hitler was committing genocide saying... well.. its the papers fault and the journalists.. and there are radicals on the pro Jewish side. Lol. Give me a break. Call a spade a spade.

Ай мурун
Alex Scott
Alex Scott

His politics are so different now, it’s jarring. He was all about population control, now it’s “wEaR yOuR mAsKs”. Ol’ billy fullofshit burr.

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Luke Shaw's Daddy
Luke Shaw's Daddy

That buffalo guy is military. He was a distraction for his team to steal Pelosi lap top.

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Brando Alberga
Brando Alberga

What an incredible open

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Skye Bates
Skye Bates

Ohyeah cricket definitely has drinking it's a British sport of course it has drinking is basically a week long booze-up. It's actually a very nice experience They often have the in lovely countries like Sri Lanka

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M C Tonra
M C Tonra

This is inspired! You two are fantastic!

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mastermill79
mastermill79

This was excellent.

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Florida Dad
Florida Dad

One day we're going to wake up and realize the National Guard was called in because some blue collar guy sat in Nancy's chair and put his dirty feet on her desk. Can you imagine the military response if that guy had eaten her ice cream?

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Sokrates
Sokrates

I searched the Gina "Bronco" Bouza story and it looks like it's a fake story...

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Pentamicle
Pentamicle

tbh I think Bill went a bit far with the girl and the tampon at the end there. Yeah it's disguising and she should've gotten rid of it if she knew she was gonna have sex but I wouldn't say she's a pig and the guy should never see her again if he liked her for so long, I'd at least give it another shot and if she does it again bring it up to her and tell her you're uncomfortable, and see how it goes.

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Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Yeah, don't blame but Bill for ignoring these morons at the beginning.

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maxpower
maxpower

Whats wrong with this country is that there aren't more people like Bill.

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dali-gabriel dubois
dali-gabriel dubois

epic beginning

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M Mac
M Mac

Anyone who is a “political analyst” is generally an idiot. These shows with talking heads are rarely good. There are a few guests you should listen to. Chuck Rosenberg, Preet Bharara, Sanjay Gupta, Laura Coates, Maya Wiley, Joyce Vance....they generally don’t go off in the weeds. You can find some good sources on TV, you just have to be picky.

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Andy Troy
Andy Troy

31:45 Hahaha!!!!

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Michael Bryant
Michael Bryant

Both sides are at fault, yeah EXCEPT for the one side that _actually_ perpetuated a lie that a free and fair and legitimate election was not only stolen but that there was a way to take it back by whatever means necessary. Ya know, I stole a pen from the bank I guess that makes me just as guilty as the Nazis during the Holocaust...

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Terri Perry
Terri Perry

We should take a poll. Blood or poop?

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The Love From Up Above
The Love From Up Above

Vai-ohm and bi-ohm

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Zer-0-
Zer-0-

You had to breathe all over her... now she's gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ай мурун
Terri Perry
Terri Perry

Also go listen to phat rabbit by ludacris. Remember that one? Awesome

Ай мурун
Terri Perry
Terri Perry

I'm confused about the YouTube version of these podcasts. Is it one new one and a replay of an old one? He says goodbye and a new podcast starts sometimes

Ай мурун
cheggers 80
cheggers 80

Yep Andrew Themolos tags an old episode onto the newest one each time, sort of a flashback to the good old days 👍

28 күн мурун
chuck1prillaman
chuck1prillaman

Politics: It's why Bill's marriage isn't illegal, and why he hasn't been blacklisted for marying an African-American. "Both-sidesism" is lazy and cowardly. Think of all the time I will save not wasting time on Burr's podcasts.

Ай мурун
Thomas O'Toole
Thomas O'Toole

I like middle of the road Burr that rips everyone's butts for being stupid.

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chuck1prillaman
chuck1prillaman

The Miami Heat bought those uniforms back in 1990 at a souvenir shop on Venice Beach. ($5 each)

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Jason Woolum
Jason Woolum

Nice pivot in the paint at the beginning there Billy 😂

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Bobo The Clown
Bobo The Clown

2013

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Jarrett Mutter
Jarrett Mutter

The plausible ketchup traditionally watch because michelle hepatosplenomegaly ruin but a courageous crawdad. spooky, weak philippines

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Cassandra
Cassandra

I love you Bill. You are now the voice in my head. When I am doing something right, I here you saying. “Looks like I’m doing it!”.. from one of your driving around LA tours... thank you for being the new voice in my head. I fucken love you man.

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SonicDangles
SonicDangles

Bill would be proud. I don't go the Fox News or CNN for my news... I come right here.

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Yana Sungar
Yana Sungar

Yep. Every Gary Oldman movie make me alive! My fav actor. And yeah. Im music and. Old movies.. But i drew the line finding myself searching for outsiders and pretty in pink. Lol So.. I started looking up history. Amendments.. Anyway. Great podcast

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Yana Sungar
Yana Sungar

Baskeyat basquiat.

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Yana Sungar
Yana Sungar

Omg. You said " That's WHY. .. You guys r like sports fans...That's why...lose myself in old movies" Para quoting...but when u said that i THOUGHT " holy Shit! Thats why i fucking binge watched kobra kai and f is for family?????!!!! Back in 80s amd re escaped to shitshow my parents ignored WHEN IT HAPPENED THEN!!" BUT WORSE. IM ALL SINGING SOUNDTRACK TO KOBRA KAI...

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Old School
Old School

Lol im a Mexican and imma get so much white punana

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Peace ☮
Peace ☮

HahHAaaa this girls a war pig 🤣

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Jose Recio
Jose Recio

I fucking cried when he read the Viome ad.

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SuperLordHawHaw
SuperLordHawHaw

Bill is happy for the guy who invaded the capitol and made the nation look like clowns?

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Christian Piette
Christian Piette

Sad you aren’t vegan.

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Captain's Crease
Captain's Crease

I was curious about Viome and read about it. The glowing reviews online seem to be from people who are most likely paid to shill for it. From my research it looks like a shady company that overcharges people and hopes you don't notice, or simply ignores you after you've paid. They apparently also change your gut microbiome results without informing you. No thanks.

Ай мурун
Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

More nia Please.....

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Dr. Gonzo
Dr. Gonzo

Amen

Ай мурун
Joe Smith
Joe Smith

When did comedians become cable news anchors? Lame. Anyone know a good comedy podcast 'Not' parroting Cnn/Fox???

Ай мурун
GabrielTM
GabrielTM

😐

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MikeOL Cashen
MikeOL Cashen

Just watched the Mandalorian. You did great man. Absolutely loved every moment.

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Cochese
Cochese

Absolutely loved you in 'The Mandalorian' ol'chap! (yup, I'm a Brit) hope there will be a third season! Shine on that fellow!

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Friendly Raid
Friendly Raid

The best part of Bill's podcasts are the ad reads where he calls out all the terrible ad writers.

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Carol Lee Pirro
Carol Lee Pirro

God I love you bill I think we are siblings from another mother.

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mokeish
mokeish

Ehh I dunno man I never heard you say most protestors arent Antifa or w/e the fuck that is All year long But you seemed to rush to the defense of the Conservative Maybe they should just feel some guilt over what happened...

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Kevin E
Kevin E

😂😂😂

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clint d'souza
clint d'souza

Hey Bill maybe you should take your wife to a show on brode-way

Ай мурун
Kenneth Turner
Kenneth Turner

In fairness, nothing important happens in the Capitol Building any more anyways....

Ай мурун
tatwood93
tatwood93

Bill been married for too long, starts out trying to do a doublespeak thing and ends up talking about matching uniform colors to the painted area of the court.

Ай мурун
Dany’el
Dany’el

Billy Red Bum is deadset right that’s it’s just like one-eyed sports fans, in fact it’s just as fucking stupid supporting a person as it is a sports team. At least with a sports team they are from your town or state and you follow them because of that.

Ай мурун
Mojave 702
Mojave 702

Bill, we all want an audio recording of Nia making fun of you for wanting to take her to "The Broad".

Ай мурун
zelva1961
zelva1961

You are Awesome!!!! The News is responsible for the hate everywhere. I don't watch the so called News.

Ай мурун
Patricia Escovar
Patricia Escovar

I’m with you honey. There’s not one person. Too many hands stirring the pot for a long time...

Ай мурун
RIGTHEMORT
RIGTHEMORT

TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING RABBIT !!

Ай мурун
Allied Atheist Alliance
Allied Atheist Alliance

I generally hate feminism, but I'm also anti slut-shaming. Or at least, I don't get why guys would slut-shame. I'm not very good at chatting up girls, so if any girls wanted to throw it at me I'd be grateful, and not be an asshole about it. In that guys case maybe she just really liked him, and didn't know how to approach him. maybe all she saw was dumb porn movies and thought that's how you do a first date. I dunno, but if you're offended that a girl wants to fuck you you're an idiot imo.

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Breezy Tha G.O.A.T
Breezy Tha G.O.A.T

“Lamar Johnson”

Ай мурун
Disappointed In all of you
Disappointed In all of you

I swear, the worst thing he's ever done is bring that dirt bag wife of his on the show. She's by far the worst part of the podcast.

Ай мурун
mossy croak
mossy croak

Bill Burr is too scared to say shit because he knows most of his fans are the same people who attempted the failed coup. I thought comedians weren't supposed to be afraid to make certain people uncomfortable? Coward.

Ай мурун
yossarian1633
yossarian1633

why on earth or any planet would you still be watching the nba Jesus Christ.

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Matthew Lawton
Matthew Lawton

News didn't divide the country. Fascism did. And you're part of the problem in your refusal to acknowledge that. Way to act like that moron Rogan, though. I thought YOU were smarter than that.

Ай мурун
Federico Nardo
Federico Nardo

I don't envy the guy who opens those letters. I hope he's paid well.

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allibababoo
allibababoo

This act of terrorism was always bound to happen once we got Trump. To anyone who still supports him, congratulations, you support a terrorist. Thus isn't about republicans are bad. Trump is a fascist and we voted him in. This is what we deserve for voting trump

Ай мурун
Jakub Valenta
Jakub Valenta

If I listen to Bill in the morning, it means good day is ahead! Greetings from Czech Republic Good sir, hope you come over here one day, so I can go see you live!

Ай мурун
Micah Hammons
Micah Hammons

The ads are amazing

Ай мурун
alex etheredge
alex etheredge

How do I write you for advice?

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Oz Nerfherder
Oz Nerfherder

Hey Bill, any plans to upload to Bit Chute at all?

Ай мурун
Yendor Nosnilmot
Yendor Nosnilmot

🤔Me after listening to this podcast"Someone is gonna invent a fleshlight that looks like Madonna's beat up face now"🤣

Ай мурун
Sam D
Sam D

Bill, get real. You have to stop threading the needle and tell your fans what you know to be true. You sound ridiculous trying to pander by calling out CNN and Fox. I know you are smarter than this.

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Jonathan Berman
Jonathan Berman

The dangers of Utopia are well-documented in HG Wells' The Time Machine and it's very enlightening. You would have no fire under your ass, so you want to grow, to educate yourself, to read, to study, etc... without all that you quickly become enslaved and easily controlled.

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M V
M V

they're going to re-engineer the mosquito and EVERYTHING else. Why? Because they can. Dont try to fight it. In the long run they will fulfill the mosquitos job of thinning out the numbers.

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Michael Barjak
Michael Barjak

Lamar Johnson lol

Ай мурун
pooritech
pooritech

I love you man cause you are a good human. That way you said “it’s already delicious it’s already doing its job cant you let it walk around?”. It is just that nice link between, on one hand that native way of thinking where they apologize to the animal they kill and are grateful and thank it for its meat and all, ont the other hand street smart YouTube Wikipedia graduate common morons you and I and most of us are. In other words, your honesty helps us make practical sense of the nobeler concepts. Case in point, here you are advocating for animal life respect no biggie! I love you man. Assalamu 3alaykum!

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BiG BeAR
BiG BeAR

Bill’s constant pontificating about how the world is over populated really makes him sound like a moron. I know he hates people getting mad about some particular thing he says, but he’s just waaay off, and I wish he’d at least educate himself on this. He sounds like a teenager that read one book on a subject, and now thinks he’s an expert that got all the answers on the topic. It’s annoying cause it keeps bleeding into so much of what he talks about. There’s no such thing as “over population”, that’s a lefty fucking talking point for the environmental nutcases. When humans run into scarcity, or any other problem, that’s when they are forced to innovate a solution. If everything always stayed the same, we’d still be living in the Stone Age. I’m not even going to mention the reasoned religious arguments, cause I don’t want people claiming I’m arguing from a point of authority they don’t believe in.

Ай мурун
Thamur Machado
Thamur Machado

I am tripping on the fact that he equated a fleshlight with the sarlac pit that ate Bobba Fett, and now years later he's on a show in a crew with Boba as a member......

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Dean
Dean

That bulls guy at the capital was drawn in a Simpsons episode not long ago 😂

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Peseti Tukutau
Peseti Tukutau

“Doc I got a problem my dick is like a fat guy nodin off in coach....”🤣🤣🤣

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PaleVoyager
PaleVoyager

Bill Burr is a goddamn genius... right up to the point he starts reading something.

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Ladiesman1447
Ladiesman1447

Bill "I don't actually know what's going on so I'm just going to blame CNN and Fox and hope I sound impartial" Burr.

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michael hall
michael hall

You really need to change the name of the podcast. It's never on time 😁

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smorange7
smorange7

The captain plowin through the storm comment was gold, Billy.... GOLD.

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123456789fudbal
123456789fudbal

Can i have bill burrs email? I have been emailing him for the past year and no replies

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Brennan Spice
Brennan Spice

That was a one and done for Viomi haha

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Kahler Nygard
Kahler Nygard

Only here for the DC capitol take. I want more .of that and less Celtics.

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Vincent Laniel
Vincent Laniel

That's what a good comedian does in hard times, doesn't give us his political opinions or try to lecture us like his better than us. No! He makes us laugh.

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Dustin Rodriguez
Dustin Rodriguez

You're not wrong on your take on art. There's a book that's really great called 'Why Do We Like What We Like?' that is about research on such things. In it, there's a thread about a woman who had a painting that she kept on the wall in like a stairwell going down to her cellar she thought was ugly. She eventually finds out that it's a legit Pablo Picasso original. She immediately starts talking about how beautiful and perfect it is, and she moves it into her front room. They asked her if she only liked it because she knows its by Picasso now, and she was offended by the notion and insisted, strenuously, that she loved the painting for real, objective reasons and that it was evident to anyone that it was a near-masterpiece painting. The book is really fantastic. It also talks about why anyone in the media industry who says they're a 'tastemaker' or 'know what the public wants' are just full of shit morons trading myths. No one is a tastemaker. No one knows 'what the public wants.' And they prove it. It's not that hard to see why, but what movies, books, etc succeed or fail is purely and perfectly random. It's a coin flip. And it always will be. There is no way to predict it. There is no way to influence it. For every big-budget blockbuster there is a big-budget giant flop. Because the audience is different every time. You don't get to release to a set group of people you can learn the tastes of. If you perfectly predict one group, the next group will be completely different. The book lays out the statistical analysis that proves that even the CEOs of big publishing houses that people think are 'great' were just random. Most of their big successes were projects greenlit by their predecessors. 9 publishers said 'no' to JK Rowling when she was sending out Harry Potter. And there's nothing special about the one who said 'yes'. They didn't know anything better, they just got lucky. But its hard to build a career and become a bigwig executive by saying 'I think I can be lucky'. So they make up myths and stories about how they're awesome to get ahead. You see the same thing when channels like the Sci-Fi network switch to SyFy and show wrestling. They're not doing that by numbers. They're doing it because some asshole in a suit needs to 'shake things up' to justify his own existence. And whether it works or not is perfectly random. The whole media industry is a coin flipping game.

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John Lynch
John Lynch

Five to one baby, one in fiiiiive.

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Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

With the into I'm nodding my head... feeling this vibe... I hear the word "uniform" .... now I'm ready some interesting angle or overlooked group hug nuance that I was certain I'd be relate to perhaps... ...then the instant the word "Miami" reaches my ears it was like time stood still, and I'm thinking, to myself "but wait a second my head can't just separate like that... I have this I feel my head detach from my neck... well I guess body?? Body seemed weird but it's fine.... er at least it was before....?? I can't even tell now... Anyways the point is... my head exploded...er felt like it... forget it shit .. I'm going to be muttering that bit to myself like a complete schizophrenic for a month at least lmao. Wow... all snickeringiand inappropriate... thanks dude

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James Williams
James Williams

Science has made it entirely too easy for the stupid to live.

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STAYTE of MIND with David Stay
STAYTE of MIND with David Stay

I'll tell ya what's going on Bill. You broke my heart. Fucking seriously! Watched literally 2 minutes of hosting SNL. I thought it was gonna be awesome. You came out wearing a mask and I thought you were going to set everyone straight. You fucking bought and sold out sell out. A guy who sees through all the bullshit turns coat. They bought you. Greatest compliment I ever got on my measly show was I was a cross between you and Dice Clay. How could you Man?! What did they have to pay you. I pity they now own your soul. Come on my show and explain yourself. I dare you. Oh well that will never happen, because now you are owned and handled. Rock on. Oh no, I mean dumb on! Pitiful......D~

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labradog86
labradog86

The ol’ bait n switch 😂 fuckin Miami!

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Cesar Hernandez
Cesar Hernandez

A+ intro

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jaytroll
jaytroll

"looks like that thing boba fett fell into and died in one of those space movies" lmao. oo bill how far you've come

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TheMadHatter
TheMadHatter

Anytime Bill talks about some shit his wife did. I swear to god, for half a second, i think its me talking.

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BarfingMonkey
BarfingMonkey

Viome, Bill you're a hypocrite.

Ай мурун

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