Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-21

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    Bill Burr

    узактыгы: 2:19:12

    Bill rambles about unnecessary renovations, nukes, and expensive wine.
    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Logan
Logan

Damnit Billy bo baggins, had to take a blinded by science break after you did the damn noise.

11 күн мурун
August Russo
August Russo

Can someone please tell me what the song was around 1:09:00 and at the end in this one???

18 күн мурун
Emma H
Emma H

54:55 Virzi speaking for me , a fucking poet Paul lmao 😂 Fuck Brooklyn

20 күн мурун
Owen Patch
Owen Patch

22 year old here. Graduated from university last spring. Got an apartment in Washington DC now. COVID restrictions are super strict here. Feel like I am wasting the best years of my fucking life. Thanks for the acknowledgment @ 29:03

20 күн мурун
someone
someone

The American prayers bit was so good! Include it in your next special, Billy!

20 күн мурун
Mr. TheKidd
Mr. TheKidd

...ZERO TDs from Mahomes Kelce, Tyreek, Hardman, LeVeon, Helaire, Pringle. Upset City. 7

21 күн мурун
Zachary Kennedy
Zachary Kennedy

So it’s necessary to assume the waiter was white just because he did something rude two people. Color is irrelevant the waiter was wrong either way even if he was purple skin color has absolutely nothing to do with it.

21 күн мурун
Mr. Joshua
Mr. Joshua

SHUT UP ABOUT FOOTBALL

21 күн мурун
Nate Thompson
Nate Thompson

On a side note, I feel like you really do have a legitimate worry of gaining peace because you don't to lose your fan-base. It's your specific sense of humor and quick wit that draws fans to you, not your anger. If you need to let that poison go to stay around longer, then by all means.

21 күн мурун
themadplotter
themadplotter

@Nate Thompson QED

19 күн мурун
Nate Thompson
Nate Thompson

@themadplotter Your sense of humor is like taking a tiny ball point pen and jabbing myself in the taint with it.

19 күн мурун
themadplotter
themadplotter

@Nate Thompson Just your dignity.

19 күн мурун
Nate Thompson
Nate Thompson

@themadplotter Probably not but it takes like 45 seconds to write and post so I'm not losing much.

19 күн мурун
themadplotter
themadplotter

You think old chestnuts reads these? He doesn't even upload them himself.

19 күн мурун
Anderson Simmons
Anderson Simmons

"fix my noodle four-eyes" I actually spit out my coffee laughing.

22 күн мурун
toan
toan

not even 2 minutes in and we've already got a "right there fred"

22 күн мурун
Paul H
Paul H

It's because we arent going to nuke someone just because they believe in a different aspect of God. I wish no one had nukes, but Iran with nukes? scary af

22 күн мурун
Jinи Г
Jinи Г

I think i had heard the japanese advice, it is a repeated podcast from a few years back.

22 күн мурун
Parzivalk
Parzivalk

Anyone have the link to the video when he's talking about on 1:42? The 4 inmates?

22 күн мурун
Saint Brosef
Saint Brosef

Don't fuck with Iran! I've listened to their leaders speeches, I've met their politicians and I've talked to their people. When they say they're willing to risk it all for their God they fuckin' mean it 100%

22 күн мурун
Dylan Crowe
Dylan Crowe

Bill randomly firing into a Thomas Dolby classic is the best, lmao. Song is so underappreciated. Good heavens, miss sakamoto...

23 күн мурун
FrostyWahlly
FrostyWahlly

This makes me happy :)

23 күн мурун
Nore Bl
Nore Bl

Mass Weapons of Destruction my ass. I think I can make one in the bathroom after eating fucking taco bell.

23 күн мурун
Nore Bl
Nore Bl

Yeah Bill is right the whole bullshit with the middle east has gone overboard already we're now just military police over their that can be heroes and villains at the same time for oil at of all things, but hey we still need oil.

23 күн мурун
Nore Bl
Nore Bl

Something good to listen to while doing my homework for college. I love the satire that you say sometimes in your podcast sessions and shows.

23 күн мурун
kevvcop
kevvcop

How many channels does this ginga ninja have?

23 күн мурун
Kai Gurholt
Kai Gurholt

“Goalie interference too many men on the boarding” 😂

23 күн мурун
Nicholas Schofield
Nicholas Schofield

this podcast i much better than the bill burt one. That one made me have doubt about you, and why you would waste your time with that guy.

23 күн мурун
Nicholas Schofield
Nicholas Schofield

@vida greta Thank you. I dont really think they are real good friends.

19 күн мурун
vida greta
vida greta

Lol, do you really belive he cares about your feelings? "Oh shit a random dude on the internet dont like my good friend bert, I havet to end our friendship at once" get your head out your ass.

23 күн мурун
Nicholas Schofield
Nicholas Schofield

the argument about not letting them have nuke i from the knowledge they'd probably use it. This coming from the only country that's used it. That being said, the argument still stands up

23 күн мурун
Anton's Edits 81
Anton's Edits 81

Holy shit Bill! You actually stood up to your wife?! Very brave of you.

23 күн мурун
chelsealover60
chelsealover60

Great bro! I'm Glad that there are not much ads that ruins your podcast content anymore If this continues I wouldn't miss any podcast! All the Best from Saudi Arabia

23 күн мурун
Rod Ayres
Rod Ayres

800 days!!! well done Sir.

23 күн мурун
Dennis Manson
Dennis Manson

Half of Americans believe they saved the world by voting out a mean orange man, & for a guy with dementia. Now, this peace-loving grandpa may drag us into a war no one wants. People will die. But hey, Uncle Don no longer has the nuclear football he never used - give yourselves a pat on the back.

23 күн мурун
J Thornton
J Thornton

Sorry bill. Gonna have to wait on the coaching career. Tatum and back court don't go together lol. The guy is nearly 6'10" he may move like a guard but he's as much a guard as KD

23 күн мурун
Banta 710
Banta 710

37:00 Old Billy Brass Balls Calls it again!! The Gatorade was blue!!!

24 күн мурун
Vane Adorno
Vane Adorno

Bill you are my selfish, guilty pleasure. My family is hardcore religious, I’m religious myself. They think I’m crazy and I am but I haven’t killed or hurt anyone... your comedy Is my therapy it help me manage my crazy 🙃at the end of the week...😅

24 күн мурун
Ikmel A.A.A.
Ikmel A.A.A.

"if you believe in God could you imagine what American prayers are like" lmao

24 күн мурун
Daniel
Daniel

I wish this was in video format.

24 күн мурун
A High Ferret
A High Ferret

A podcast that's over 2 hours!? Work will end in a good note today.

24 күн мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

Jesus panties 🤣

24 күн мурун
JoE 420
JoE 420

Tom Brady has played in 18% of all Superbowls.

24 күн мурун
Ryk Son
Ryk Son

When Bill yelled “ he’s standing up “ his son got flashbacks from the spirits of all his ancestors getting lynched , George Floyd , Rodney King ... Never shout “ he’s standing up “ to an African who just stood up ... he’s gonna think you are with the kkk !

24 күн мурун
Kirk R
Kirk R

Fix my noodle, four eyes! I'm dying.

24 күн мурун
rellyrue18
rellyrue18

Looks like a tropical storm that's gonna upgrade to a hurricane! Lol....that FirHims ad was gotdamned hilarious.

24 күн мурун
Original V
Original V

30:00 yes, people are going to be partying anyway, because this is no more deadly than the flu! Number have been proven to have been inflated! Fuck covid, fuck masks, fuck lockdowns, open the country!!

24 күн мурун
bogey bob
bogey bob

How is tom brady still a thing? Dude cheated more than a couple times, how is someone like that still allowed to play the sport?

24 күн мурун
Çommenter Person
Çommenter Person

1:56:17 -- I wonder how many people (percentage) in Japan are stuck a love-less marriage...

24 күн мурун
The Kitchen Chicken
The Kitchen Chicken

You gonna only do one pdcast live per year or what? stop bitching out and record yourself and talk

24 күн мурун
MrJustintheman88
MrJustintheman88

1:22:46 Spot on shannon sharpe impression. I shat myself

24 күн мурун
Chillychese
Chillychese

To be fair Iran is the antisemitic capital of the world

24 күн мурун
just be
just be

I love you Bill! Having said that, I had to say what I felt to heart. If you google statements from John Wayne, he's on record as condoning white supremacy. One being a Playboy Magazine interview where he states it in clarity. FYI.. I stand on no soap box saying this. And BLM is full of shit to me.

24 күн мурун
Joshua Keys
Joshua Keys

Not just SHIT a joke.

24 күн мурун
ro luna
ro luna

Bill Burr is funny. :)

25 күн мурун
travis walker
travis walker

Mark spink. Nuff said

25 күн мурун
Potaka79
Potaka79

This was the best Thursday podcast, fuking pissfunny 🤣🤣

25 күн мурун
Paser One
Paser One

Hey Bilbo Baggins, Whats with the hour and a half of sports analysis. Wish you didnt get so off topic. Never knew you were a fuckin ESPN analyst. We want jokes, not your off the cuff, uninformed super bowl picks for 90 minutes. This aint WEEI

25 күн мурун
Jonathan S
Jonathan S

That poor translator lol

25 күн мурун
subito zx
subito zx

1:18:34 it’s called a naruto run you nub. How do you think people got into area 51

25 күн мурун
Debt Commander
Debt Commander

Shout out to Andrew Toney 76ers 1980s!!

25 күн мурун
ninjah AM
ninjah AM

Did Bills Hair grow back or is that an old photo ..?

25 күн мурун
A Mercer
A Mercer

The only podcasts that have ads that are hilarious enough to listen to are Bill Burr's and Tim Dillon's. All others I skip

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

You keep recycling material freckles. Write some new stuff for the love of god

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Therapy!!! What a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

G

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Bill's knowledge of the world is embarrassing. It's not really about bombs. America pretends it is. We're not allowing countries to even have nuclear power plants. Which sounds criminal to me

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

@aaahhhchew what about Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Syria, Lebanon, and China? They're all good

25 күн мурун
aaahhhchew
aaahhhchew

We just need to wipe Iran off the globe.

25 күн мурун
Jason William
Jason William

Public schools. We need to get back to the public schools! Sincerely, Billy the math magician 🤣

25 күн мурун
Frank Fanelli
Frank Fanelli

I love when rich people tell poor people to shut up because your doing better than most of the world.

25 күн мурун
Joshua Keys
Joshua Keys

Like I get his point but on the same coin and still seeing it the same way he did, if I spent 13,000 dollars a bottle wine and it was terrible, should I care? Not, really that's pocket change to me. I'm doing so well I can do it again. Just like what an "average" person spends 20 bucks on a terrible steak. I just don't go to that place again.

24 күн мурун
Hermy Dant
Hermy Dant

The crabby bangle internally observe because kevin comprehensively dislike afore a outgoing bread. spiritual, bored spruce

25 күн мурун
Troy Walker The Progressive Precarian
Troy Walker The Progressive Precarian

12:30 amen brother

25 күн мурун
Dan Schonski
Dan Schonski

Bill could u maybe make a video about your top 20 albums you like of all time? :) you seem like a very well rounded dude, and music listener :P

25 күн мурун
Alex Cole
Alex Cole

Wow billy really don’t like philly do he

25 күн мурун
Coach 76
Coach 76

Great work in the Mandalorian! Very impressive acting!!

25 күн мурун
The Saif
The Saif

Hey Bill, love you man. Can you talk about dogecoin! The people’s coin.

25 күн мурун
cletus enos
cletus enos

Bill, I, too, scream the memories away in the shower. So, there's at least two of us.

25 күн мурун
Big Iron
Big Iron

need to update the damn picture! good for you you freckle fuck on all your blessings or what ever.

25 күн мурун
A D
A D

Did this guy really just say he feels sorry for John Legend and Chris Teigen moments after ranting at us that we should never feel sorry about ourselves because 3rd world problems. Then he goes on about the waiter being a white guy so that trumps everything because you know got to self hate white people amirite?

25 күн мурун
Destin Collins
Destin Collins

Better than 70% of the world? Yeah no where else has heat, ac, or TV

25 күн мурун
agonzalez8924
agonzalez8924

i am not following joe to spotify. so glad i found this podcast, im both pleasantly surprised and impressed

25 күн мурун
Charlie Dillon
Charlie Dillon

Rogan is a broken record now anyway. Burr is the same.. Money makes you lazy.

25 күн мурун
Joe Star
Joe Star

John Wayne would have probably called your son the N-word.

25 күн мурун
Joe Star
Joe Star

@AK 4o Agreed 👍

25 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

🤣😭💀 no probably about it

25 күн мурун
audiovideotweaker
audiovideotweaker

Yes alcoholic baby, tell me more!

25 күн мурун
The_Gilded_Age_Phoenix
The_Gilded_Age_Phoenix

Billy Boy is as blue pilled as they come. Can tell he's from the MA.

25 күн мурун
The_Gilded_Age_Phoenix
The_Gilded_Age_Phoenix

@Charlie Dillon Yeah, he's apparently changed. I remember when the red pill community thought he was one of them. This guy is as Left and Hollywood Establishment as California.

25 күн мурун
Charlie Dillon
Charlie Dillon

He's now an official L.A. celeb with a woke wife. Only MA left is the accent.

25 күн мурун
alukeb
alukeb

Ok bill Burr is epic is this true or not false.

25 күн мурун
MR K
MR K

too much sportsball had to tap out early

26 күн мурун
Allen D
Allen D

One of my comedic heroes

26 күн мурун
atxjo_
atxjo_

What is the racist term that half Kenyan girl was referring too ? Curious I’m half Kenyan and white as well

26 күн мурун
Moron TV
Moron TV

@BillBurr hey BossManBill I loved your trip down memory lane about mid to late 20s. I am 25 right now granted I live in a smaller town, but that is exactly how we get down to a T. Promise to keep these knuckle heads in line and keep that good ole american grease flowing fooor eEhvA!

26 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

Thank you.

26 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

Your the voice . to cover the insanity of reality .

26 күн мурун
Grant Prairie
Grant Prairie

Bang on about the Bugatti. Worst looking super car ever.

26 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

A Guy goes to court Knowing he's "F" and he pays the Princess . How am I sane. LOL.

26 күн мурун
Kevin Mann
Kevin Mann

OI Billy Auctioneer can read perfectly if he needs to speak fast 26:13

26 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

ok , im done.

26 күн мурун
Ken B
Ken B

I went to far with your tube , they blocked me for a day with a rant saying "hey bill you Gray nostrarl ear hair plucking peace of shti" Oh wait , Thats me. I went on and on and used words that were the "F" word.....Tell your players don['t use the "F" word in Comments. I was banned for "F" sake. I just wanted to know something. OH, my something , Is it fair when you get divorced and I proved that she cheated on me and AND, MY parents helped me put the down Payment for the house. AND she threw me away , she got my son ........My house and my Bank account. This is the lesson. Keep that "f" "DK" wrapped up . THE "PSY" is good , But the long term can "F" you , It will cost you. It did me.

26 күн мурун
Samuel Nam
Samuel Nam

Bill you should be the commentator for basketball games, I don't even watch sports but if you were commentating I would definitely watch just to hear the shit you say

26 күн мурун
Solo Rollo
Solo Rollo

You don’t understand why Iran can’t have nuclear weapons?

26 күн мурун
USMC Semper Fidelis
USMC Semper Fidelis

That is the idea Billbo... you are the smartest comedian stupidest person I've listened to... Iran, nukes, end of the world you used in one sentence yet you cannot comprehend why they cannot and will not possess them.

26 күн мурун
Derek Richards
Derek Richards

secretly, Billy wants to be Tony Robbins. Awomen or Amen (take your pick).

26 күн мурун
Wm Matyas
Wm Matyas

Ya know?

26 күн мурун
Cagri The Great
Cagri The Great

glad i heard someone else finding bugatti cars fucking ugly, i really can't stand seeing them

26 күн мурун
Grey Jedi
Grey Jedi

Watching f is for family on my TV , and listen to the podcast at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

26 күн мурун
pinster pinster
pinster pinster

Tuning in every week now Bill !!!! Your a riot !!!!

26 күн мурун
Eddy Lento
Eddy Lento

Hahaha!!!! Kings WON!!!!! They started with that lion symbol thing in ‘16 I think... it grew on me, but the lion has always been our mascot.

26 күн мурун
Ima Misfit
Ima Misfit

Nobody here cares aboot hockey, eh? Get back to the painters and stoners. Any stories on skateboarders?

26 күн мурун
K31R616
K31R616

Oh my days, yes.

26 күн мурун
SURR3AL1S
SURR3AL1S

Jesus Panties???😄😁😆

26 күн мурун
cledesma135
cledesma135

Harden is a cancer to the league.

26 күн мурун
Reptilian Shapeshifter
Reptilian Shapeshifter

"Jesus Panties".....just about pissed myself laughing!

26 күн мурун
Gabriel Orville
Gabriel Orville

PLEASE - anybody knows what videos Bill is refereeing to for the violent criminal that got 79 years? I'm really curious.

26 күн мурун

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