Damnit Billy bo baggins, had to take a blinded by science break after you did the damn noise.

Can someone please tell me what the song was around 1:09:00 and at the end in this one???

54:55 Virzi speaking for me , a fucking poet Paul lmao 😂 Fuck Brooklyn

22 year old here. Graduated from university last spring. Got an apartment in Washington DC now. COVID restrictions are super strict here. Feel like I am wasting the best years of my fucking life. Thanks for the acknowledgment @ 29:03

The American prayers bit was so good! Include it in your next special, Billy!

...ZERO TDs from Mahomes Kelce, Tyreek, Hardman, LeVeon, Helaire, Pringle. Upset City. 7

So it’s necessary to assume the waiter was white just because he did something rude two people. Color is irrelevant the waiter was wrong either way even if he was purple skin color has absolutely nothing to do with it.

SHUT UP ABOUT FOOTBALL

On a side note, I feel like you really do have a legitimate worry of gaining peace because you don't to lose your fan-base. It's your specific sense of humor and quick wit that draws fans to you, not your anger. If you need to let that poison go to stay around longer, then by all means.

@Nate Thompson QED

@themadplotter Your sense of humor is like taking a tiny ball point pen and jabbing myself in the taint with it.

@Nate Thompson Just your dignity.

@themadplotter Probably not but it takes like 45 seconds to write and post so I'm not losing much.

You think old chestnuts reads these? He doesn't even upload them himself.

"fix my noodle four-eyes" I actually spit out my coffee laughing.

not even 2 minutes in and we've already got a "right there fred"

It's because we arent going to nuke someone just because they believe in a different aspect of God. I wish no one had nukes, but Iran with nukes? scary af

I think i had heard the japanese advice, it is a repeated podcast from a few years back.

Anyone have the link to the video when he's talking about on 1:42? The 4 inmates?

Don't fuck with Iran! I've listened to their leaders speeches, I've met their politicians and I've talked to their people. When they say they're willing to risk it all for their God they fuckin' mean it 100%

Bill randomly firing into a Thomas Dolby classic is the best, lmao. Song is so underappreciated. Good heavens, miss sakamoto...

This makes me happy :)

Mass Weapons of Destruction my ass. I think I can make one in the bathroom after eating fucking taco bell.

Yeah Bill is right the whole bullshit with the middle east has gone overboard already we're now just military police over their that can be heroes and villains at the same time for oil at of all things, but hey we still need oil.

Something good to listen to while doing my homework for college. I love the satire that you say sometimes in your podcast sessions and shows.

How many channels does this ginga ninja have?

“Goalie interference too many men on the boarding” 😂

this podcast i much better than the bill burt one. That one made me have doubt about you, and why you would waste your time with that guy.

@vida greta Thank you. I dont really think they are real good friends.

Lol, do you really belive he cares about your feelings? "Oh shit a random dude on the internet dont like my good friend bert, I havet to end our friendship at once" get your head out your ass.

the argument about not letting them have nuke i from the knowledge they'd probably use it. This coming from the only country that's used it. That being said, the argument still stands up

Holy shit Bill! You actually stood up to your wife?! Very brave of you.

Great bro! I'm Glad that there are not much ads that ruins your podcast content anymore If this continues I wouldn't miss any podcast! All the Best from Saudi Arabia

800 days!!! well done Sir.

Half of Americans believe they saved the world by voting out a mean orange man, & for a guy with dementia. Now, this peace-loving grandpa may drag us into a war no one wants. People will die. But hey, Uncle Don no longer has the nuclear football he never used - give yourselves a pat on the back.

Sorry bill. Gonna have to wait on the coaching career. Tatum and back court don't go together lol. The guy is nearly 6'10" he may move like a guard but he's as much a guard as KD

37:00 Old Billy Brass Balls Calls it again!! The Gatorade was blue!!!

Bill you are my selfish, guilty pleasure. My family is hardcore religious, I’m religious myself. They think I’m crazy and I am but I haven’t killed or hurt anyone... your comedy Is my therapy it help me manage my crazy 🙃at the end of the week...😅

"if you believe in God could you imagine what American prayers are like" lmao

I wish this was in video format.

A podcast that's over 2 hours!? Work will end in a good note today.

Jesus panties 🤣

Tom Brady has played in 18% of all Superbowls.

When Bill yelled “ he’s standing up “ his son got flashbacks from the spirits of all his ancestors getting lynched , George Floyd , Rodney King ... Never shout “ he’s standing up “ to an African who just stood up ... he’s gonna think you are with the kkk !

Fix my noodle, four eyes! I'm dying.

Looks like a tropical storm that's gonna upgrade to a hurricane! Lol....that FirHims ad was gotdamned hilarious.

30:00 yes, people are going to be partying anyway, because this is no more deadly than the flu! Number have been proven to have been inflated! Fuck covid, fuck masks, fuck lockdowns, open the country!!

How is tom brady still a thing? Dude cheated more than a couple times, how is someone like that still allowed to play the sport?

1:56:17 -- I wonder how many people (percentage) in Japan are stuck a love-less marriage...

You gonna only do one pdcast live per year or what? stop bitching out and record yourself and talk

1:22:46 Spot on shannon sharpe impression. I shat myself

To be fair Iran is the antisemitic capital of the world

I love you Bill! Having said that, I had to say what I felt to heart. If you google statements from John Wayne, he's on record as condoning white supremacy. One being a Playboy Magazine interview where he states it in clarity. FYI.. I stand on no soap box saying this. And BLM is full of shit to me.

Not just SHIT a joke.

Bill Burr is funny. :)

Mark spink. Nuff said

This was the best Thursday podcast, fuking pissfunny 🤣🤣

Hey Bilbo Baggins, Whats with the hour and a half of sports analysis. Wish you didnt get so off topic. Never knew you were a fuckin ESPN analyst. We want jokes, not your off the cuff, uninformed super bowl picks for 90 minutes. This aint WEEI

That poor translator lol

1:18:34 it’s called a naruto run you nub. How do you think people got into area 51

Shout out to Andrew Toney 76ers 1980s!!

Did Bills Hair grow back or is that an old photo ..?

The only podcasts that have ads that are hilarious enough to listen to are Bill Burr's and Tim Dillon's. All others I skip

You keep recycling material freckles. Write some new stuff for the love of god

Therapy!!! What a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bill's knowledge of the world is embarrassing. It's not really about bombs. America pretends it is. We're not allowing countries to even have nuclear power plants. Which sounds criminal to me

@aaahhhchew what about Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Syria, Lebanon, and China? They're all good

We just need to wipe Iran off the globe.

Public schools. We need to get back to the public schools! Sincerely, Billy the math magician 🤣

I love when rich people tell poor people to shut up because your doing better than most of the world.

Like I get his point but on the same coin and still seeing it the same way he did, if I spent 13,000 dollars a bottle wine and it was terrible, should I care? Not, really that's pocket change to me. I'm doing so well I can do it again. Just like what an "average" person spends 20 bucks on a terrible steak. I just don't go to that place again.

The crabby bangle internally observe because kevin comprehensively dislike afore a outgoing bread. spiritual, bored spruce

12:30 amen brother

Bill could u maybe make a video about your top 20 albums you like of all time? :) you seem like a very well rounded dude, and music listener :P

Wow billy really don’t like philly do he

Great work in the Mandalorian! Very impressive acting!!

Hey Bill, love you man. Can you talk about dogecoin! The people’s coin.

Bill, I, too, scream the memories away in the shower. So, there's at least two of us.

need to update the damn picture! good for you you freckle fuck on all your blessings or what ever.

Did this guy really just say he feels sorry for John Legend and Chris Teigen moments after ranting at us that we should never feel sorry about ourselves because 3rd world problems. Then he goes on about the waiter being a white guy so that trumps everything because you know got to self hate white people amirite?

Better than 70% of the world? Yeah no where else has heat, ac, or TV

i am not following joe to spotify. so glad i found this podcast, im both pleasantly surprised and impressed

Rogan is a broken record now anyway. Burr is the same.. Money makes you lazy.

John Wayne would have probably called your son the N-word.

@AK 4o Agreed 👍

🤣😭💀 no probably about it

Yes alcoholic baby, tell me more!

Billy Boy is as blue pilled as they come. Can tell he's from the MA.

@Charlie Dillon Yeah, he's apparently changed. I remember when the red pill community thought he was one of them. This guy is as Left and Hollywood Establishment as California.

He's now an official L.A. celeb with a woke wife. Only MA left is the accent.

Ok bill Burr is epic is this true or not false.

too much sportsball had to tap out early

One of my comedic heroes

What is the racist term that half Kenyan girl was referring too ? Curious I’m half Kenyan and white as well

@BillBurr hey BossManBill I loved your trip down memory lane about mid to late 20s. I am 25 right now granted I live in a smaller town, but that is exactly how we get down to a T. Promise to keep these knuckle heads in line and keep that good ole american grease flowing fooor eEhvA!

Thank you.

Your the voice . to cover the insanity of reality .

Bang on about the Bugatti. Worst looking super car ever.

A Guy goes to court Knowing he's "F" and he pays the Princess . How am I sane. LOL.

OI Billy Auctioneer can read perfectly if he needs to speak fast 26:13

ok , im done.

I went to far with your tube , they blocked me for a day with a rant saying "hey bill you Gray nostrarl ear hair plucking peace of shti" Oh wait , Thats me. I went on and on and used words that were the "F" word.....Tell your players don['t use the "F" word in Comments. I was banned for "F" sake. I just wanted to know something. OH, my something , Is it fair when you get divorced and I proved that she cheated on me and AND, MY parents helped me put the down Payment for the house. AND she threw me away , she got my son ........My house and my Bank account. This is the lesson. Keep that "f" "DK" wrapped up . THE "PSY" is good , But the long term can "F" you , It will cost you. It did me.

Bill you should be the commentator for basketball games, I don't even watch sports but if you were commentating I would definitely watch just to hear the shit you say

You don’t understand why Iran can’t have nuclear weapons?

That is the idea Billbo... you are the smartest comedian stupidest person I've listened to... Iran, nukes, end of the world you used in one sentence yet you cannot comprehend why they cannot and will not possess them.

secretly, Billy wants to be Tony Robbins. Awomen or Amen (take your pick).

Ya know?

glad i heard someone else finding bugatti cars fucking ugly, i really can't stand seeing them

Watching f is for family on my TV , and listen to the podcast at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

Tuning in every week now Bill !!!! Your a riot !!!!

Hahaha!!!! Kings WON!!!!! They started with that lion symbol thing in ‘16 I think... it grew on me, but the lion has always been our mascot.

Nobody here cares aboot hockey, eh? Get back to the painters and stoners. Any stories on skateboarders?

Oh my days, yes.

Jesus Panties???😄😁😆

Harden is a cancer to the league.

"Jesus Panties".....just about pissed myself laughing!

PLEASE - anybody knows what videos Bill is refereeing to for the violent criminal that got 79 years? I'm really curious.