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Bill rambles about the vaccine, hockey, and landing on a helipad.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Dauth Eldrvaria
A whole world of selfish cunts? Man... sounds like the world anyway. I’m in!
17 саат мурунCuchi245
That’s quite the delusion Bill 😂. Your tinfoil hat is showing.
2 күн мурунcamdon king
gina 5:00
3 күн мурунJoseph Samano
bill what happen to you’re boys the comparison was perfect. you’re literally being like the person gina describe dehumanize people who are against the leftist.
4 күн мурунPaulie Thompson
Im not taking that damn shit.
7 күн мурунBon Bon
So you just dont want to be canceled too and dont really care about free speech as a comedian. Also Gina was not OKing nazism or Jewish prosecution
7 күн мурунHannah Maschke
Thanks Bill, I just choked on my tea from laughing too hard at "cunt squared". Jesus Christ 😂😂😂
8 күн мурунMallory Anderson
Ooo sick outro song
8 күн мурунSean Gorman
"Say my name."--Gina Carano
9 күн мурунHarald Blåtand
Bill you claim that Gina Carano said something bad, that she made a bad comparison. I wonder if you even actually read the post for yourself? I wonder if you have watched the CNN clip where they talk about drone-striking US-citizens? They say that they need to kill their political opponents without any trial. Just have Biden push a button. The Democrats have been trying to do exactly what Gina was referring to. Maybe you have missed all the lies about Trump and the 6th? The calls for canceling each and every single one that didn't shun everything about the former presidents administration. Same thing with everyone who would dare to do business with Trump in the future. You are the one who needs to be educated on the current situation. Not Gina. She never said that Americans were being exterminated. Don't let the lies become the truth.
9 күн мурунEdin Pandzic
Bill is AFRAID to SPEAK dude!......Hey Bill, WTF are you doing with your life?....Why are you working for those satanists?...look at the state you are in, even YOU can't speak any more and you are a COMEDIAN!....
10 күн мурунJim Farner
The point is Disney hypocrisy. Come on billy big time, man up.
10 күн мурунjin kisaragii
I dont think you got what it takes to go to the next level 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10 күн мурунJoe Smith
Jackass. Ever occur to you that you're the one whos uniformed?
10 күн мурунAlex Scott
Yea Bill, we’re called Libertarians aka “leave us alone tribe”
10 күн мурунK. Gordon Raphael
25:34 🤣🤣🤣
10 күн мурунChad Gautier
Her post was a 100% correct. She wasn't comparing it to that. She was saying that's how it begins. Basically saying be better to your neighbor
11 күн мурунSpookMrsSpooky
Then Disney fires her and proves her right.
11 саат мурунHarald Blåtand
Exactly!
9 күн мурунNicolas Classic brick
Hello love you stuff big fan à little disapointed about what happen to your collègue from work. Wish hear à little bite more about. But is your show have a great one
13 күн мурунchucksteak01
"Business is business. Fair enough."-- Mr Burr, your anger is much more under control than you realize.
13 күн мурунMallory Anderson
I see what you are saying and you aren't wrong. I am thinking, though, that as a person with anger problems it's not that were always angry but that the fuse can be short and there's not always a good or consistent reason.
8 күн мурунChief44
I think that work culture gone to your head boy, you ain’t even close to funny anymore. Zero balls left .... career zapped
13 күн мурунAnt P
I shitted out dust this morning
14 күн мурунTheFutureKing
-----1:27 the ME 🎉 party-------2:10 selfish Cs 2:41*Rebuilding and meeting the3:40 illuminati.
15 күн мурунKRL Productions
Bill, we know you're connected.
15 күн мурунParallaxCreates
I love this man.
15 күн мурунjtstar10
You’re angry because you’re married,Bill..........my condolences!!!
15 күн мурунLane Geiger
Sorry Bill, but the beginning where he says those who aren't Republicans or Democrats only care about themselves? This guy is going so far fuckin left and liberal it's starting to get annoying
15 күн мурунKevin Lunney
When did Billy red balls become tragically unfunny?
15 күн мурунBrian Mhoon
His is fuckin badass!!!
16 күн мурунBored Grump
As someone in the Me camp. Don't blow up my fucking spot Billy Butthole.
16 күн мурунVictor Ochoa
Is anyone else looking in the comments to see who he's referring to as far as getting canceled?
16 күн мурунMarcos R.
LOL, he is talking about Gina Carano:) I saw her interview last night on the dailywire. Amazing! He needs to see it cuz the way he defended her sucked ass, but I get his point. I think he is too scared to go directly at mouse house, so he edited himself :)
10 күн мурунCase
I'm pretty sure he's talking about Gina Carano getting fired from the Mandalorian.
15 күн мурунDan Flak
AC DC, the most annoying band of all time, otherwise you are so right!
16 күн мурунSanat 12
Does he say anything about Dave Chappelle in this ?
16 күн мурунpaul mulholland
Thank God for your logic Bill your podcast is keeping me there old boy .
16 күн мурунJonathan Wobesky
13:45 Bill you Could Say acdc is the 2 types of electrical current, because it IS that originally, it isn't just your first dumb association. OK? Armed with information now.
16 күн мурунJake Sorbel
Bill Burr is controlled
16 күн мурунTaylor Phillips
I like how he talks about two different tribes, but everyone knows it is the left screaming and destroying people for having an opinion.
16 күн мурунTaylor Phillips
@Ze Bunker Gina carano for one...
16 күн мурунZe Bunker
Evidence? have a seat
16 күн мурунBrian Waskow
Gina just texted what you can read in an unedited history book.
16 күн мурунCarnage2K4
Yeah, but she didn't...
16 күн мурунTheChozen1
I'm a man of my word. Tom Brady is my daddy and I love him because he's better than the Bills will ever be :(
16 күн мурунAndres Blas
He's onto me 😂
16 күн мурунH. Holt H
You should look up the children’s health defense run by Robert F Kennedy JR...or Del Big Tree on the High Wire. Very informative research on the benefits of injecting the adjuvants mercury aka Thimerosal and aluminum aka adjuvant 1018
16 күн мурунDaniel Clark
Or there's the reserve people who are ready to make sure things get back to normal and they want to do the right thing here in the United States of America.
16 күн мурунSpaceknight79
I tried to watch hockey. I couldn't see the puck. I was getting whiplash looking every different direction to find it, and always being a second behind the action. I wish I had enjoyed it. I love their jerseys.
16 күн мурунBraveWorm
Very subtle Rogan stab lol
16 күн мурунChristian Westling
Sad that Billy is hesitant to do a shout-out to his friend Gina Carano, also afraid of the twitter-mob.
16 күн мурунDeividas T
Whats the name of the band that was playing at end and the beginning of the old podcast please? thanks in advance
16 күн мурунDJDevon3
No sticking up for Gina got Ya beaning and looking like cowardly quarantining. Out for themselves like the me party... when Gina gets cancelled like the Dixie chicks in the bush administration.Your brand of BS has less power than Carlin or Chappell because you don’t take a stand.
16 күн мурунpilotVince
Billy billy- come on man. 16:40 runway 08 isn’t 008 on a compass (north, slightly east as you said). It’s 080 on a compass so almost completely due East (east being 090)...I’ve been furloughed a while but pretty sure that’s right ;)
16 күн мурунpeetolerance
im the "me" guy he is talking about, and i have some words for bill burr, i can breed with whomever i want to! i m sceptical of the vaccine (as i should be). in my unbased, unknowledgable belief, i think the covid-19 vaccine was a little.. rushed, i dont think the product is yet.. finished, but ill wait a year, see if the offspring of the vaccinated are mutated creatures, and if not, ill take the vaccine.
16 күн мурунPhil Brown
And then they came for you.
16 күн мурунIntricate Jake
Patrice bit on women and fishing always cracked me up
16 күн мурунTCMOrangeJoe 1
When will people learn that you can’t talk about the Holocaust? Yes she’s an idiot. Yes she deserved to be fired.
16 күн мурунMfaz Furqan
But pedro can?
16 күн мурунBIHM III
If Freedom of Speech is gone, does America still exist?
17 күн мурунApril Smith
I wish he would take a real stand. I’m a bit disappointed. I also get why he won’t. This is how you get put between a rock and a hard place. Disney is a pretty deplorable company in terms of human rights though. Tough to argue their stance there. Money wins all. But, it will make you a slave, too.
17 күн мурунSabina Skopje
The second part especially the story from Australia sounds familiar ...
17 күн мурунroddy PROF.E.T.
Yuck Bill finally got a big platform and sold out so hard. Yeah take that vaccine to your balls shill burr
17 күн мурунprop8604
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17 күн мурунChasing Clouds and Flavor Reviews
@Bill Burr you are my spirit animal! You say what I think and believe what I do! You sir are fucken awesome!
17 күн мурунRick Calzadilla
delta 8 would help you out bros.
17 күн мурунAbel Thomas
Hey bill burr I know you probablydon't read comments because Joe Rogan told you not to but hey listen that's silly s*** you're saying in the video when the world does come to an end all those c**** guess what buddy no one saving any f****** comedians
17 күн мурунAriSafari293
I hope one day I have enough confidence as bill does when he starts to talk bout the nba when he is soooo out of touch with it lmaooo
17 күн мурунHasan Abbas
If your vaccine works so well why would you care if someone doesn't take it
17 күн мурунEly Venkus
The anti-vaxxers are so annoying
17 күн мурунDudu Szabo
I rather watch the impeachment than Bill talking about sport. Nobody cares about your funny sports Bill))
17 күн мурунStephenjohn hughes
RED HEADS DONT NEED NO DRUGS
17 күн мурунSkarbie Well
bill burr Advocating for domestic violence is not making melike that guy, his "jokes" weren't funny at all, and what is his argument? That as long as the issue is not just a "tuna casserole" you can hit your partner?I felt absolutely sick. I liked this guy on a TV show but now I'm disgusted.
17 күн мурунMindes Barrera
Iiiiiii don't think this person saw the Bill Burr stand-up
Күн мурунRidicolo
Is this an inside joke I've missed or do you actually think Freckles advocates domestic violence?
17 күн мурунFlorian Sallin
Please someone can tell me the name of the song between the two potcast ? Thanks
17 күн мурунLeepek
Nice podcast... and they kick out Gina xDDDDD I like You man even more when I heard about this Masonery etc. Grettings from Poland
17 күн мурунBrysonjf4
What was the song name?
17 күн мурунJacovie
Love the Shaq impression
17 күн мурунAlbert Maturana Steinbrügge
Hey what's the email address for the MMP?
17 күн мурунB C
It's all about controlling what people can say. Make a controversial or uninformed comment, fired!! It's a revenue issue as well. But mostly about silencing thought and freedom
17 күн мурунcedag444 cedag444
runway 8 would be 80 degrees. 90 degrees is due east. Taking off from runway 8 would not be heading north or northeast.
17 күн мурунagvulpine
To be fair, who do you think settled the West? The 'me people.' That's why we hang horse thieves.
17 күн мурунMike Martino
Pretty fucking weak defence of a 'friend'. Carefully avoiding naming names, and making sure you clarify that you DONT AGREE with them. Every week Bill meekly criticizes this new 'culture' but never fully attacks it cause he's more concerned about career. Pretty sad to see him losing his teeth.
17 күн мурунKoot 95
Bro, I got that covid virus two weeks ago and I'm back at work and it's with food....???????????
17 күн мурунG Art
*I've had the vaccine,* because, I have given up time to volunteer on the front line against covid; helping others. Not because *I'm a hero* (although some call me that), because, I have to help my fellow humans. For those of you who are worried/scared about having the vaccine, don't be. My arm hurt for a day, but, that was about it. Be brave (Some would say, like me) and be positive.
17 күн мурунChristopher Webber
Thanks bill, you brought this to yourself. PC culture is you. You spit the crap all the time. Enjoy
17 күн мурунRoyal Goose
Billy you’re making me feeeeel bad it’s just spooky taking something like that, especially cuz I “done heard” that it makes you sick for a while..
18 күн мурунJoey Miller
In the apocalypse the Me tribe becomes the We tribe.
18 күн мурунXandi
Burr is ashamed of being from Massachusetts hehe
18 күн мурунgoreilly29
“Why did it take me 30 years to undo 20 years of shit”. Gem 💎
18 күн мурунJohn Kennedy
drinking baby formula....out for themselves
18 күн мурунNyosh
Billy feels
18 күн мурун...CellAmen...
The Constitution of the United States, Declaration of Independence & Other Founding Documents. This tiny read will tell you all you need to know about your government... 💯% I bought bigger more expensive books, this is the only one you’d need to outline how Congress people and senate people are organised and renewed. Example; Senator classes easily explained.
18 күн мурунEliot Mess
RiP Patreeky 🙏
18 күн мурунO’MaC Attack
Well take the mark then Bill! If you think you can win against God. Your a Fool. But for real don’t get it, but you already know this already.
18 күн мурунTrevor Moskwa
He doesn't need to get right with God ... His tone is observational slightly niave and emotionally charged . Thus being as honest as a rhetoric will allow. He's close to the parental tone of love that you could imagine from a understanding diety
17 күн мурунTheChessLobster
Are some of these re runs?
18 күн мурунNaughty Monkey
5:40 - What she said was really fucking stupid, but it wasn't so incendiary as to make me not watch The Mandolorian if they'd kept her.
18 күн мурунMr H
It wasn't remotely incendiary, if you're a balanced human being.
18 күн мурунninjaf00t
If everyone who got the vaccine dies, wouldn't that mean you were right to not get it?
18 күн мурунBrien
do not worry, a vaccine that was rushed in months that usually takes years definitely won't have any long term side effects like some vaccines that took years of trials and still didn't catch it....
18 күн мурунEdward Storm
Hey Billy Boy, how ah yaaaah Was the trophy boat toss not Brady’s best pass ever! Even pounded he’s the best - great handlers taking care of him.
18 күн мурунChristian Hildebrandt
Dude when he was talking about the pregnancy and it being her body blah blah blah I totally thought he was gonna say(in his boston accent) you're just the seed man you're not the gardener 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
18 күн мурунjakeyd1987
If you don't have Gina's back we will all know you're the biggest fraud alive
18 күн мурунEddy Lento
How does one write Mr. Burr? Is there an email address?
18 күн мурунThe Amaranthine Man
I'm in the middle. Let everyone who really wants it get it and I'll play the wait and see game.
18 күн мурунIntermittent Energy
What do you do if you're a female and three-different guys send flowers to your place of work, and then they all want to come and pick you up and take you out to dinner, and they also want to see the flowers that they sent to you?
18 күн мурунMfaz Furqan
You say yes to the one you want to have a dinner with. Was it that hard 😒
16 күн мурунGustavo Mezcala
I was invited to go on a cruise ship by a fat girl, she said you'll like it there's music and comics, I didn't go I imagine a band playing Feelings and Bob Hope or some crap like that.
18 күн мурунTaylor Auwen
Should have made a point about how people are scared to speak out... love you Billy boy!
18 күн мурунMacGruber
Your support for Gina Carano was amazing. People need more balls like yours...
18 күн мурунMacGruber
@Mr H That's the spirit.
17 күн мурунMr H
The courage it took to not name her and then be so utterly condescending towards her, brought a tear to my eye. With pals like Bill, she has absolutely nothing to worry about.
18 күн мурунBlack Swiftie
*WHAT THE FUCK ARE we DOING?* 👀🙄🙃
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