Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-11-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about the vaccine, hockey, and landing on a helipad.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Dauth Eldrvaria
Dauth Eldrvaria

A whole world of selfish cunts? Man... sounds like the world anyway. I’m in!

17 саат мурун
Cuchi245
Cuchi245

That’s quite the delusion Bill 😂. Your tinfoil hat is showing.

2 күн мурун
camdon king
camdon king

gina 5:00

3 күн мурун
Joseph Samano
Joseph Samano

bill what happen to you’re boys the comparison was perfect. you’re literally being like the person gina describe dehumanize people who are against the leftist.

4 күн мурун
Paulie Thompson
Paulie Thompson

Im not taking that damn shit.

7 күн мурун
Bon Bon
Bon Bon

So you just dont want to be canceled too and dont really care about free speech as a comedian. Also Gina was not OKing nazism or Jewish prosecution

7 күн мурун
Hannah Maschke
Hannah Maschke

Thanks Bill, I just choked on my tea from laughing too hard at "cunt squared". Jesus Christ 😂😂😂

8 күн мурун
Mallory Anderson
Mallory Anderson

Ooo sick outro song

8 күн мурун
Sean Gorman
Sean Gorman

"Say my name."--Gina Carano

9 күн мурун
Harald Blåtand
Harald Blåtand

Bill you claim that Gina Carano said something bad, that she made a bad comparison. I wonder if you even actually read the post for yourself? I wonder if you have watched the CNN clip where they talk about drone-striking US-citizens? They say that they need to kill their political opponents without any trial. Just have Biden push a button. The Democrats have been trying to do exactly what Gina was referring to. Maybe you have missed all the lies about Trump and the 6th? The calls for canceling each and every single one that didn't shun everything about the former presidents administration. Same thing with everyone who would dare to do business with Trump in the future. You are the one who needs to be educated on the current situation. Not Gina. She never said that Americans were being exterminated. Don't let the lies become the truth.

9 күн мурун
Edin Pandzic
Edin Pandzic

Bill is AFRAID to SPEAK dude!......Hey Bill, WTF are you doing with your life?....Why are you working for those satanists?...look at the state you are in, even YOU can't speak any more and you are a COMEDIAN!....

10 күн мурун
Jim Farner
Jim Farner

The point is Disney hypocrisy. Come on billy big time, man up.

10 күн мурун
jin kisaragii
jin kisaragii

I dont think you got what it takes to go to the next level 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10 күн мурун
Joe Smith
Joe Smith

Jackass. Ever occur to you that you're the one whos uniformed?

10 күн мурун
Alex Scott
Alex Scott

Yea Bill, we’re called Libertarians aka “leave us alone tribe”

10 күн мурун
K. Gordon Raphael
K. Gordon Raphael

25:34 🤣🤣🤣

10 күн мурун
Chad Gautier
Chad Gautier

Her post was a 100% correct. She wasn't comparing it to that. She was saying that's how it begins. Basically saying be better to your neighbor

11 күн мурун
SpookMrsSpooky
SpookMrsSpooky

Then Disney fires her and proves her right.

11 саат мурун
Harald Blåtand
Harald Blåtand

Exactly!

9 күн мурун
Nicolas Classic brick
Nicolas Classic brick

Hello love you stuff big fan à little disapointed about what happen to your collègue from work. Wish hear à little bite more about. But is your show have a great one

13 күн мурун
chucksteak01
chucksteak01

"Business is business. Fair enough."-- Mr Burr, your anger is much more under control than you realize.

13 күн мурун
Mallory Anderson
Mallory Anderson

I see what you are saying and you aren't wrong. I am thinking, though, that as a person with anger problems it's not that were always angry but that the fuse can be short and there's not always a good or consistent reason.

8 күн мурун
Chief44
Chief44

I think that work culture gone to your head boy, you ain’t even close to funny anymore. Zero balls left .... career zapped

13 күн мурун
Ant P
Ant P

I shitted out dust this morning

14 күн мурун
TheFutureKing
TheFutureKing

-----1:27 the ME 🎉 party-------2:10 selfish Cs 2:41*Rebuilding and meeting the3:40 illuminati.

15 күн мурун
KRL Productions
KRL Productions

Bill, we know you're connected.

15 күн мурун
ParallaxCreates
ParallaxCreates

I love this man.

15 күн мурун
jtstar10
jtstar10

You’re angry because you’re married,Bill..........my condolences!!!

15 күн мурун
Lane Geiger
Lane Geiger

Sorry Bill, but the beginning where he says those who aren't Republicans or Democrats only care about themselves? This guy is going so far fuckin left and liberal it's starting to get annoying

15 күн мурун
Kevin Lunney
Kevin Lunney

When did Billy red balls become tragically unfunny?

15 күн мурун
Brian Mhoon
Brian Mhoon

His is fuckin badass!!!

16 күн мурун
Bored Grump
Bored Grump

As someone in the Me camp. Don't blow up my fucking spot Billy Butthole.

16 күн мурун
Victor Ochoa
Victor Ochoa

Is anyone else looking in the comments to see who he's referring to as far as getting canceled?

16 күн мурун
Marcos R.
Marcos R.

LOL, he is talking about Gina Carano:) I saw her interview last night on the dailywire. Amazing! He needs to see it cuz the way he defended her sucked ass, but I get his point. I think he is too scared to go directly at mouse house, so he edited himself :)

10 күн мурун
Case
Case

I'm pretty sure he's talking about Gina Carano getting fired from the Mandalorian.

15 күн мурун
Dan Flak
Dan Flak

AC DC, the most annoying band of all time, otherwise you are so right!

16 күн мурун
Sanat 12
Sanat 12

Does he say anything about Dave Chappelle in this ?

16 күн мурун
paul mulholland
paul mulholland

Thank God for your logic Bill your podcast is keeping me there old boy .

16 күн мурун
Jonathan Wobesky
Jonathan Wobesky

13:45 Bill you Could Say acdc is the 2 types of electrical current, because it IS that originally, it isn't just your first dumb association. OK? Armed with information now.

16 күн мурун
Jake Sorbel
Jake Sorbel

Bill Burr is controlled

16 күн мурун
Taylor Phillips
Taylor Phillips

I like how he talks about two different tribes, but everyone knows it is the left screaming and destroying people for having an opinion.

16 күн мурун
Taylor Phillips
Taylor Phillips

@Ze Bunker Gina carano for one...

16 күн мурун
Ze Bunker
Ze Bunker

Evidence? have a seat

16 күн мурун
Brian Waskow
Brian Waskow

Gina just texted what you can read in an unedited history book.

16 күн мурун
Carnage2K4
Carnage2K4

Yeah, but she didn't...

16 күн мурун
TheChozen1
TheChozen1

I'm a man of my word. Tom Brady is my daddy and I love him because he's better than the Bills will ever be :(

16 күн мурун
Andres Blas
Andres Blas

He's onto me 😂

16 күн мурун
H. Holt H
H. Holt H

You should look up the children’s health defense run by Robert F Kennedy JR...or Del Big Tree on the High Wire. Very informative research on the benefits of injecting the adjuvants mercury aka Thimerosal and aluminum aka adjuvant 1018

16 күн мурун
Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

Or there's the reserve people who are ready to make sure things get back to normal and they want to do the right thing here in the United States of America.

16 күн мурун
Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

I tried to watch hockey. I couldn't see the puck. I was getting whiplash looking every different direction to find it, and always being a second behind the action. I wish I had enjoyed it. I love their jerseys.

16 күн мурун
BraveWorm
BraveWorm

Very subtle Rogan stab lol

16 күн мурун
Christian Westling
Christian Westling

Sad that Billy is hesitant to do a shout-out to his friend Gina Carano, also afraid of the twitter-mob.

16 күн мурун
Deividas T
Deividas T

Whats the name of the band that was playing at end and the beginning of the old podcast please? thanks in advance

16 күн мурун
DJDevon3
DJDevon3

No sticking up for Gina got Ya beaning and looking like cowardly quarantining. Out for themselves like the me party... when Gina gets cancelled like the Dixie chicks in the bush administration.Your brand of BS has less power than Carlin or Chappell because you don’t take a stand.

16 күн мурун
pilotVince
pilotVince

Billy billy- come on man. 16:40 runway 08 isn’t 008 on a compass (north, slightly east as you said). It’s 080 on a compass so almost completely due East (east being 090)...I’ve been furloughed a while but pretty sure that’s right ;)

16 күн мурун
peetolerance
peetolerance

im the "me" guy he is talking about, and i have some words for bill burr, i can breed with whomever i want to! i m sceptical of the vaccine (as i should be). in my unbased, unknowledgable belief, i think the covid-19 vaccine was a little.. rushed, i dont think the product is yet.. finished, but ill wait a year, see if the offspring of the vaccinated are mutated creatures, and if not, ill take the vaccine.

16 күн мурун
Phil Brown
Phil Brown

And then they came for you.

16 күн мурун
Intricate Jake
Intricate Jake

Patrice bit on women and fishing always cracked me up

16 күн мурун
TCMOrangeJoe 1
TCMOrangeJoe 1

When will people learn that you can’t talk about the Holocaust? Yes she’s an idiot. Yes she deserved to be fired.

16 күн мурун
Mfaz Furqan
Mfaz Furqan

But pedro can?

16 күн мурун
BIHM III
BIHM III

If Freedom of Speech is gone, does America still exist?

17 күн мурун
April Smith
April Smith

I wish he would take a real stand. I’m a bit disappointed. I also get why he won’t. This is how you get put between a rock and a hard place. Disney is a pretty deplorable company in terms of human rights though. Tough to argue their stance there. Money wins all. But, it will make you a slave, too.

17 күн мурун
Sabina Skopje
Sabina Skopje

The second part especially the story from Australia sounds familiar ...

17 күн мурун
roddy PROF.E.T.
roddy PROF.E.T.

Yuck Bill finally got a big platform and sold out so hard. Yeah take that vaccine to your balls shill burr

17 күн мурун
prop8604
prop8604

Comment

17 күн мурун
Chasing Clouds and Flavor Reviews
Chasing Clouds and Flavor Reviews

@Bill Burr you are my spirit animal! You say what I think and believe what I do! You sir are fucken awesome!

17 күн мурун
Rick Calzadilla
Rick Calzadilla

delta 8 would help you out bros.

17 күн мурун
Abel Thomas
Abel Thomas

Hey bill burr I know you probablydon't read comments because Joe Rogan told you not to but hey listen that's silly s*** you're saying in the video when the world does come to an end all those c**** guess what buddy no one saving any f****** comedians

17 күн мурун
AriSafari293
AriSafari293

I hope one day I have enough confidence as bill does when he starts to talk bout the nba when he is soooo out of touch with it lmaooo

17 күн мурун
Hasan Abbas
Hasan Abbas

If your vaccine works so well why would you care if someone doesn't take it

17 күн мурун
Ely Venkus
Ely Venkus

The anti-vaxxers are so annoying

17 күн мурун
Dudu Szabo
Dudu Szabo

I rather watch the impeachment than Bill talking about sport. Nobody cares about your funny sports Bill))

17 күн мурун
Stephenjohn hughes
Stephenjohn hughes

RED HEADS DONT NEED NO DRUGS

17 күн мурун
Skarbie Well
Skarbie Well

bill burr Advocating for domestic violence is not making melike that guy, his "jokes" weren't funny at all, and what is his argument? That as long as the issue is not just a "tuna casserole" you can hit your partner?I felt absolutely sick. I liked this guy on a TV show but now I'm disgusted.

17 күн мурун
Mindes Barrera
Mindes Barrera

Iiiiiii don't think this person saw the Bill Burr stand-up

Күн мурун
Ridicolo
Ridicolo

Is this an inside joke I've missed or do you actually think Freckles advocates domestic violence?

17 күн мурун
Florian Sallin
Florian Sallin

Please someone can tell me the name of the song between the two potcast ? Thanks

17 күн мурун
Leepek
Leepek

Nice podcast... and they kick out Gina xDDDDD I like You man even more when I heard about this Masonery etc. Grettings from Poland

17 күн мурун
Brysonjf4
Brysonjf4

What was the song name?

17 күн мурун
Jacovie
Jacovie

Love the Shaq impression

17 күн мурун
Albert Maturana Steinbrügge
Albert Maturana Steinbrügge

Hey what's the email address for the MMP?

17 күн мурун
B C
B C

It's all about controlling what people can say. Make a controversial or uninformed comment, fired!! It's a revenue issue as well. But mostly about silencing thought and freedom

17 күн мурун
cedag444 cedag444
cedag444 cedag444

runway 8 would be 80 degrees. 90 degrees is due east. Taking off from runway 8 would not be heading north or northeast.

17 күн мурун
agvulpine
agvulpine

To be fair, who do you think settled the West? The 'me people.' That's why we hang horse thieves.

17 күн мурун
Mike Martino
Mike Martino

Pretty fucking weak defence of a 'friend'. Carefully avoiding naming names, and making sure you clarify that you DONT AGREE with them. Every week Bill meekly criticizes this new 'culture' but never fully attacks it cause he's more concerned about career. Pretty sad to see him losing his teeth.

17 күн мурун
Koot 95
Koot 95

Bro, I got that covid virus two weeks ago and I'm back at work and it's with food....???????????

17 күн мурун
G Art
G Art

*I've had the vaccine,* because, I have given up time to volunteer on the front line against covid; helping others. Not because *I'm a hero* (although some call me that), because, I have to help my fellow humans. For those of you who are worried/scared about having the vaccine, don't be. My arm hurt for a day, but, that was about it. Be brave (Some would say, like me) and be positive.

17 күн мурун
Christopher Webber
Christopher Webber

Thanks bill, you brought this to yourself. PC culture is you. You spit the crap all the time. Enjoy

17 күн мурун
Royal Goose
Royal Goose

Billy you’re making me feeeeel bad it’s just spooky taking something like that, especially cuz I “done heard” that it makes you sick for a while..

18 күн мурун
Joey Miller
Joey Miller

In the apocalypse the Me tribe becomes the We tribe.

18 күн мурун
Xandi
Xandi

Burr is ashamed of being from Massachusetts hehe

18 күн мурун
goreilly29
goreilly29

“Why did it take me 30 years to undo 20 years of shit”. Gem 💎

18 күн мурун
John Kennedy
John Kennedy

drinking baby formula....out for themselves

18 күн мурун
Nyosh
Nyosh

Billy feels

18 күн мурун
...CellAmen...
...CellAmen...

The Constitution of the United States, Declaration of Independence & Other Founding Documents. This tiny read will tell you all you need to know about your government... 💯% I bought bigger more expensive books, this is the only one you’d need to outline how Congress people and senate people are organised and renewed. Example; Senator classes easily explained.

18 күн мурун
Eliot Mess
Eliot Mess

RiP Patreeky 🙏

18 күн мурун
O’MaC Attack
O’MaC Attack

Well take the mark then Bill! If you think you can win against God. Your a Fool. But for real don’t get it, but you already know this already.

18 күн мурун
Trevor Moskwa
Trevor Moskwa

He doesn't need to get right with God ... His tone is observational slightly niave and emotionally charged . Thus being as honest as a rhetoric will allow. He's close to the parental tone of love that you could imagine from a understanding diety

17 күн мурун
TheChessLobster
TheChessLobster

Are some of these re runs?

18 күн мурун
Naughty Monkey
Naughty Monkey

5:40 - What she said was really fucking stupid, but it wasn't so incendiary as to make me not watch The Mandolorian if they'd kept her.

18 күн мурун
Mr H
Mr H

It wasn't remotely incendiary, if you're a balanced human being.

18 күн мурун
ninjaf00t
ninjaf00t

If everyone who got the vaccine dies, wouldn't that mean you were right to not get it?

18 күн мурун
Brien
Brien

do not worry, a vaccine that was rushed in months that usually takes years definitely won't have any long term side effects like some vaccines that took years of trials and still didn't catch it....

18 күн мурун
Edward Storm
Edward Storm

Hey Billy Boy, how ah yaaaah Was the trophy boat toss not Brady’s best pass ever! Even pounded he’s the best - great handlers taking care of him.

18 күн мурун
Christian Hildebrandt
Christian Hildebrandt

Dude when he was talking about the pregnancy and it being her body blah blah blah I totally thought he was gonna say(in his boston accent) you're just the seed man you're not the gardener 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

18 күн мурун
jakeyd1987
jakeyd1987

If you don't have Gina's back we will all know you're the biggest fraud alive

18 күн мурун
Eddy Lento
Eddy Lento

How does one write Mr. Burr? Is there an email address?

18 күн мурун
The Amaranthine Man
The Amaranthine Man

I'm in the middle. Let everyone who really wants it get it and I'll play the wait and see game.

18 күн мурун
Intermittent Energy
Intermittent Energy

What do you do if you're a female and three-different guys send flowers to your place of work, and then they all want to come and pick you up and take you out to dinner, and they also want to see the flowers that they sent to you?

18 күн мурун
Mfaz Furqan
Mfaz Furqan

You say yes to the one you want to have a dinner with. Was it that hard 😒

16 күн мурун
Gustavo Mezcala
Gustavo Mezcala

I was invited to go on a cruise ship by a fat girl, she said you'll like it there's music and comics, I didn't go I imagine a band playing Feelings and Bob Hope or some crap like that.

18 күн мурун
Taylor Auwen
Taylor Auwen

Should have made a point about how people are scared to speak out... love you Billy boy!

18 күн мурун
MacGruber
MacGruber

Your support for Gina Carano was amazing. People need more balls like yours...

18 күн мурун
MacGruber
MacGruber

@Mr H That's the spirit.

17 күн мурун
Mr H
Mr H

The courage it took to not name her and then be so utterly condescending towards her, brought a tear to my eye. With pals like Bill, she has absolutely nothing to worry about.

18 күн мурун
Black Swiftie
Black Swiftie

*WHAT THE FUCK ARE we DOING?* 👀🙄🙃

18 күн мурун

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