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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about insulation, speeches, and news insanity.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

TheMel0mano19
TheMel0mano19

30:30 Bill should make his own medidation app 🤣🤣

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teasquared09
teasquared09

Bill's sports references are the goddamn best. Who else compares donald's exit to Isaiah Thomas' against the Bulls? hilarious.

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teasquared09
teasquared09

"Just apologize for all of the things you were right about..." so goddamn true.

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FlinchD
FlinchD

Fuck that covid shit

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Tara ramsey
Tara ramsey

Funniest fucking man in the world....

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Anton's Edits 81
Anton's Edits 81

Damn Bill, your wife is terrible.

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Af Concentrates
Af Concentrates

Bill F***ing Burr xD

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Siniša Malleg
Siniša Malleg

Bill Burr is the best

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W M
W M

I want to hear Nia say something nice about Adolf Hitler.

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Majestic view
Majestic view

ALSO no one flinches when he says JEREMY FUCKIN PIVEN as cohostiing Mike Tyson podcast bunch of vegetables

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Majestic view
Majestic view

18: 28 ... "AND IIF ELECTED!" HHAHAA HOW DO YOU CARRY ON WITHOUT CRACKING UP AT YOURSELF? HAHA OMG MUST HAVE PLAYED IT BACK 10 TIMES HAHAHA

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Edgekiller3
Edgekiller3

Ole Billy Butt Breath is really double dipping with all the ads on YouTube then reading ads on the podcast

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Mr. M O
Mr. M O

Gay spinal tap... Haha

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Paul Vargas
Paul Vargas

Hey Bill what's up with all the ads. They're freakin annoying. I love you but stop being such a greedy little c word.

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Nana Omnika
Nana Omnika

Dear Mr Burr! Thank you for being you and sincerely talking about life. All the best to you and your family! Big hugs from Ukraine 🤗

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Steven Piontkowski
Steven Piontkowski

Love the life stories. Gaga had a bad accident a few years back so maybe she now dances like a Boston guy in a dance club.

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Fingaz MC
Fingaz MC

Wtf! I've watched half of the latest episode and just went back to watch it and now it's asking me to verify my age with a credit card. Anyone else having this issue?

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Cory
Cory

Bill is the only comic podcaster that I don’t skip through the ADs because I die laughing 😂 💀

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Danny Prichard
Danny Prichard

Hilarious! Bill spent 4 year shitting all over Trump. Now all of a sudden he's the voice of reason? Give me a break.

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1o29s23
1o29s23

Damn I was really enjoying the podcast then it went silent

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Keith Perdue
Keith Perdue

Love the everything electric rant...I be all for it! "It's gonna be fine!"--Qualifies as a gut buster in the larfs dept. This is timeless.

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Datzit
Datzit

"There are are ugly sluts, but there are no ugly studs" - Jim Jefferies

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Kai
Kai

box boy billy

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John Skelton
John Skelton

WHAT THE FUCK BILL?? IT JUST CUTS OF AT THE END?!?!

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Kyler Smith
Kyler Smith

What would Patrice O'neal do Bill Burr? What would Patrice O'neal do?

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GM McCarney
GM McCarney

No matter how much I like any podcast. When I see 30 little yellow ad dots in a row - I’m out.

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maddy smith
maddy smith

There are Luke 15 ads in the first one hour.

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Brandon Hebert
Brandon Hebert

New record on YouTube ads.... Thanks Billy red nuts

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Daniel Humphrey
Daniel Humphrey

This can’t compare to your other stories man, but this is the high school equivalent of crazy women: My sophomore year I was with this girl, we’d been together for 6 months and it was going fine. Unfortunately she was going to be going on some trip for the entire summer, so I decided to talk with her on wether or not she wanted to stay together for the full time. She seemed to get kind of offended by my asking, and said she was absolutely certain she wanted to stay with me. So I agree and it’s fine, I’m sure I could go one summer without having any girls around. There had to have been 10 girls at least I could’ve gone out with that summer, but I stayed true. Then, finally she gets back and I’m excited to see her, but at the end of the day she says she wants to break up. We had been in contact almost every day and she never once gave me a damn heads up. I feel like so much was wasted committing to that relationship. I’m a senior now and Id like to hear your views on high school relationships and college relationships.

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labradog86
labradog86

That head space read was fuckin great idk if that was intentional or talking about his insulation got him wound, but that shit was funny

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Cassius Malachi
Cassius Malachi

Jesus Christ! How many ads man?!! I know you gotta make a living but, shit!!!! Hire somebody who can do youtube stuff to space them out a bit better....I feel like an asshole now.... You know, when you're getting in the flow of shit and some bird starts trying to ask you to buy a vegan meal subscription service....it messes with your vibe....I don't know...I think I just had a bad day and when I wanted to chill out and have a few laughs, I keep getting interrupted by some asshole asking me to invest in Amazon.... Take care and go fuck yourself :-)

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Kenji Mapes
Kenji Mapes

The problem as much as CNN or Fox as it is the people, whatever their partisanship, are looking at the world entirely through the prism of politics. Those cable news networks are propaganda and they straight up lie but it’s more about people. Fox news might be conservative but they are not nearly as disturbing as CNN or MSNBC. Brian Stelter had a panel the other day and they were all discussing severe censorship as if it was normal. They are guilty of almost every logical fallacy and bias out there. Selection bias, confirmation bias. CNN is truly an echo chamber. But again, it’s more about the people. If your world view & opinions are based on the political prism then it’s going to be flawed & narrow when it’s foundation is usually based on one of the US’s duopoly of political parties. It’s vitriolic now because if you don’t follow this binary system, then you’re part of the problem. That is how everything is framed. If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Also, it goes even further-if you’re not actively against the other side, then you’re just as bad. 2020 should has one salient lesson or takeaway. The government doesn’t care about you. If you feel the government cares about you and they should have more power, then I don’t know what to say. The government took months to approve $600 to people and many want to give the government more power? The media helps the government because they are effectively their propaganda arm. They sow discord and distract the population from the real issues. Mainstream media, large corporations and the government are all in bed together and many are cheering for more governmental power and censorship of anyone who doesn’t tow the line. They control the media and corporations and like any tyrant they are silencing the critics. This should scare the hell out of everyone. This is why people who view everything through politics is troubling. They have been lied to and gaslit.

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Chip Pistachio
Chip Pistachio

Love you man

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Phil Brown
Phil Brown

What did Trump do wrong?

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Julian Jetton
Julian Jetton

I don't comment this is Awesom

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Kenneth Crawford
Kenneth Crawford

I'm not even 30 minutes into this podcast, and I've already heard that ad about exercise doesn't make you loose weight three times! That ad drives me crazy!

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Justin Mills
Justin Mills

Man that ‘Fuck!’ @ 31:36- I really felt it

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Dave nonya
Dave nonya

I especially liked everything he said about lady gaga lmao

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Gaswalker
Gaswalker

Oh Billy. So quick to call antimaskers idiots. I really hope they mandate some other bullshit in USA like wearing a full on bag over your head all the time, no questions asked. Interesting to hear what you say then.

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Isaiah Brazeal
Isaiah Brazeal

Bro what's up with the dated football

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Isaiah Brazeal
Isaiah Brazeal

Bro I do insulation and I just blow the new shit on top of the old shit. Some companies see money and add the rich tax.

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Jordan T
Jordan T

Change the picture, you’ve been bald forever

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twist of -faith
twist of -faith

Follow Joe Biden , Stop thinking for yourself..

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Isaiah Brazeal
Isaiah Brazeal

Ladiiieees

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katie spencer
katie spencer

All the ads are 4 min songs fucking annoying

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Çommenter Person
Çommenter Person

You are not insane Bill

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William Burdon
William Burdon

Frecks you chucklehead, you never, never, ever, talk to your woman about insulation, plumbing, car repair , directions, politics, nothing, it always goes bad. I have almost 60 years of experience and I consider myself an expert, don't do it. Keep your head down and your mouth shut and say pleasant things , wake up or you will be working 2 comedy jobs on the road and paying for shit you never even get to see. And some other guy who knows the game better will be playing with your shit.

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Mecha Minion
Mecha Minion

Hey you have a podcast in your ads.

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ZED LINE
ZED LINE

i was watching podcasts from 2011 and it turns out he's been ranting about combustion engines for 9 years

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Thorsten Nesch
Thorsten Nesch

This one of you bests here! Congrats! No fucking football.... just kidding - you nailed it here.

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mustno3
mustno3

Bill Burr is losing his fucking mind "today."

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Dave nonya
Dave nonya

not gonna lie i fuckin hate lady gaga's music,to the core lol

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carrnil
carrnil

Covid tests cost something in the US??

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darren willis
darren willis

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Aleah Henderson-Carter
Aleah Henderson-Carter

Okay...Bill’s head space ad read....👀 that soothing voice...???? Use that on Nia, and y’all won’t fight no more, I’ll tell ya that.

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Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Why so many fucking ads in the beginning

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Mateus Ferreira Frazao Bezerra
Mateus Ferreira Frazao Bezerra

🏹🐅

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rocky maze
rocky maze

Clinton, Bush and Biden, now live in the Old folks home for former President's. All 3 in the living room listening to President Zuckerberg and VP Dorsey. Clinton says, I'm going upstairs for a shower. Moments later there is a pounding on the bathroom floor. Clinton yells, "hey you guys was I going into the shower or out?' Bush says " I go upstairs and check on him. Half way up Bush says " hey you guys was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?" Biden rolls his eyes, quivers his lips and knocks on the wooden coffee table saying..."I HOPE I DON'T TURN INTO THOSE TWO....WAS THAT THE FRONT DOOR OR BACK DOOR.....

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Roddzilla71
Roddzilla71

Turn the revenue down a notch Burr you're not hurting for dough, friggin commercial every 5min. and not 5 sec ones.

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Casim
Casim

Not sure why bill keeps putting fox news in same bucket as all other news channels. BBC/MSNBC/CNN/Global/etc they all report facts. Fox news literally said 'we are not a newschannel, rather an entertainment channel', and so goes on and on about conspiracy theories and downplaying corona. If domestic terrorist attack on capital hill, and half a million american covid deaths will not convince you, then nothing will

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Joseph Wil
Joseph Wil

I feel like I’m in the Truman show every day, every day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣glad to know I’m not the only one bill

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Riley Cooper
Riley Cooper

Yeah Bill because obviously wearing mask works so well in your stupid liberal state huh?

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TK-421 Has Left His Post
TK-421 Has Left His Post

Is this a podcast, or ad central? 8 ads in the first 22 minutes. C'mon, Bill. Help us out. Are times so tough?

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A A
A A

Just watched you on Mike Tyson podcast. Man that was fucking amazing.

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Ra Prometheus
Ra Prometheus

You know the thing about Electric cars was a 100 year lie, but somehow still haven't figured out that COVID-19 is going to be a 5 year lie. I guess you threw away two grand on tests that don't prove anything in the form of karma.

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UnicoRN
UnicoRN

Me trying to wrap my head around Bill Burr making a cake instead of getting one made like every other dystdunctional impatient adult

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Rakim Jackson
Rakim Jackson

Funny af anger 🤣

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Late Gaming
Late Gaming

Can't wait for the "Dear, Billy Box Boy.." emails

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Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

What’s up with the ads man

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Trove Stove
Trove Stove

Jesus bill 21 ads wtf "ad blocker activate!"

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Lauren Johnson
Lauren Johnson

could you and i have a discussion? i designed a world engine. help me build it. if it works, it'll work on any planet. you are awesome. thank you for being refreshing.

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Liam Hurley
Liam Hurley

If you do a podcast you should be called a pea not a podcaster because peas are normally in pods. I know it doesn't hit the ear right but who decided what does hit the ear right.

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Adam Koyn
Adam Koyn

Earlllll Weavaaaaahhh

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matthew 2779
matthew 2779

Hey Bill just so you know Democrats aren't the ones that start Wars

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matthew 2779
matthew 2779

You're right about the two different channels Bill, one of them is trying to tell the truth, and the other one is feeding every viewer nothing but lies.

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matthew 2779
matthew 2779

Spell how many times do I have to tell you CNN is not 24 hour news. CNN it's actually good democratic leaning but still fair and are widely respected. Not to mention cnn is real news and not just op eds by people from the channel. I'm not mad you just sound dumb. CNN is not 24 hour news. Just because it's short and you remember it, doesn't mean it's bad or what you are saying about them is true either. Just makes it appear to be material for a gig rather than your own thoughts. If they were your own personal thoughts and you singled out CNN being like fox and on 24 hrs you obviously don't know what you are talking about and just lumping all news together. But you are wrong Bill and " it will avail you nothing, that you might think you are right " my friend. 😊

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matthew 2779
matthew 2779

The plumber should of just moved it and did the work. I'm a licensed plumber Bill.

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matthew 2779
matthew 2779

Oh my fing God Bill, How many ads do you have in this video 😂

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Nick Gall
Nick Gall

The model 3 is ugly but the model s and x are not ugly whatsoever.

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Robert B
Robert B

Electric cars were never viable in the past because of poor battery technology. Even nowadays, the battery makes up most of the cost of an electric vehicle.

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Art
Art

Ahah this starts so well

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Xyrex
Xyrex

"and I'll apologize for all the things that i was right" genius

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Carl Reynolds
Carl Reynolds

I really can't get the people who listen just to give it a thumbs down.

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Montereya B
Montereya B

Yay, local news!

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mwmulv
mwmulv

WAAAAY too many ads Bill

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s i l v e r t o n g u e
s i l v e r t o n g u e

Nobody ever said electric cars wouldn't be powerful. electric motors have always been stronger than combustion, more torque, way more. The problem that they had and still have to a degree was the batteries wasn't good enough, not big enough to store enough power and was heavy and bulky. Only with lithium, did batteries start catching up to the rest of the electric engine technology. As battery technology improve, so will the cars. Thats also why fuel cells is still a more practical solution for many manufacturers, lighter, more powerful, cleaner and easier to use and faster to recharge than batteries

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GabKoost
GabKoost

You can't switch to electric without fixing the energy storage first. BATTERY is the only issue we have. The world is currently struggling to provide enough lithium for current demand and projects to destroy entire ecosystems trough mining needed for batteries are on their way at a massive scale. Lithium batteries are garbage tech from last century and totally inept for our needs. In order for the world to transition you either have a revolutionary breakthrough on a sustainable way to store electric power or you are just wasting your time. Well.. wait... That's right... HYDROGEN already is the solution. Not electric cars with batteries filled with heavy metals found in mountains that those very same companies that told us that petrol was better than electricity are now blowing up. Hipsters on Teslas are just too stupid to realize what an electric transition with lithium batteries do. They are too focused with their own sensation of virtuosity. In other words: Produce clean electricity, make hydrogen, fuel cars. END OF THE STORY.

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Raul Gonzales
Raul Gonzales

The Nia story in the beginning was hilarious

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Donaldo Rojas
Donaldo Rojas

You can’t win with women.

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Rye
Rye

Enoughs ads, bill?

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Jodigo
Jodigo

M O I S T

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Jodigo
Jodigo

Bill chill on the ads lmao

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William Mesmer
William Mesmer

Truer words have never been spoken when it comes to home renovations. But when it comes to electric cars I have to ask one question. Where is the electric coming from?

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Lucas
Lucas

I actually want Tom Brady to win the Super Bowl just to piss of Belichick

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Ali Sigdeniz
Ali Sigdeniz

Boo boo Bill.

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Ocelot 2275
Ocelot 2275

Who the Fuck is Fuckin on Fuckin First!!!🤣😂🤣😂

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Deborah Dunn
Deborah Dunn

What's with all the ADS?

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Peter Papa
Peter Papa

Omg that head space read killed me myaaaan

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McGrory
McGrory

Try filling up an electric car in two minutes then driving off.

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Cody Pyke
Cody Pyke

I love where he says maybe he is gonna just call his wife and apologize because it's all his fault probably but the rambling felt sooo gooood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally makes me think of myself dealing with my wife

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