Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about helicopters, food detox, and taking on too much excitement.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Scott Scotsman
Scott Scotsman

Google is giving me too many ad breaks. If I don't bother to tap [skip ads] it just goes on to yet another ad. Annoying as hell.

2 күн мурун
Dunky Gamer
Dunky Gamer

Without NPR, we never would have had Schweaty Balls.

5 күн мурун
Blackball
Blackball

1:09:58..." No! I Don't! " Is this the clown who showered with the athletes?? " I guess I shouldn't have showered with those boys " I think he said.

19 күн мурун
Ian Mondragon
Ian Mondragon

The cereal story makes me like nia even less :/

19 күн мурун
M
M

Advertisment every 3 minutes....you know what you can go do.

21 күн мурун
Foysal Khan
Foysal Khan

Damn ,from the virus in 2012 to the virus in 2021

Ай мурун
tom33110
tom33110

Thank you for validating my cereal experience lol

Ай мурун
Jay White
Jay White

Don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money!! 😂😂😂

Ай мурун
Morgan Mac
Morgan Mac

1:21:04 If I were the chick who banged the guy first, I’d tell my friend, “Welcome to the club, Eskimo sister.” If I were the chick who found out that my friend banged him first, I’d say, “Soooo..... Whatcha think?”

Ай мурун
John Skelton
John Skelton

Dude, is it just mine or is their like 7 damn commercials now on these videos?!?! Wth?!?!

Ай мурун
J L.
J L.

16:55 min to skip the Sportstalk

Ай мурун
dex räikkönen
dex räikkönen

andrew screw this one up right?, is the rotation bad or something; I feel like I just listed to this one not too long ago.

Ай мурун
Hazmat
Hazmat

I thought Bill got rid of Cleo?

Ай мурун
slippery hotdogs
slippery hotdogs

I like when bill said by 30 youll be into your career.. And im about there and have nothing :)

2 ай мурун
K B
K B

DON'T BLOW IT KEEP IT SIMPLE COUNT YOUR MONEY

2 ай мурун
Chris Stone
Chris Stone

Nothing like interrupting Bill reading ads with a youtube ad. Literally ads on top of ads. You really need this monetized, Bill? Really? Saving up for another helicopter?

2 ай мурун
Ravyn Katzen
Ravyn Katzen

"Mack Weldon- it's kinda the shit."

2 ай мурун
Kenneth Gross
Kenneth Gross

An ad every 3-4 mins for an hour? You kidding? Tapped out after the 4th at 7 mins in.

2 ай мурун
laura simmons
laura simmons

bill I need advice!! how do send you it to address on the podcast

2 ай мурун
Mike Danger
Mike Danger

CAMP TOWN RACES!

2 ай мурун
Fish Killl
Fish Killl

Count yo money!

2 ай мурун
Clark Gayton
Clark Gayton

Camptown races

2 ай мурун
mwmulv
mwmulv

Commercial every five minutes? Jesus Bill.

2 ай мурун
Koby Barnes
Koby Barnes

THE CAMPTOWN LADAYYYY SING THIS SONG DOO DAAA DOO DAA THE CAMPTOWN LADIEEEE SING THIS SONG ALL THE DOO DAA DAYYYYY

2 ай мурун
Jerry Thomasson
Jerry Thomasson

It's kind of funny how you Americans call it "football" but it is really American rugby and pussyfied by using all that pads and protection... 😂😂😂 But then all sports sucks except for ufc and mma. 😊 // Jerry from sweden 🇸🇪

2 ай мурун
Owen Patch
Owen Patch

All these people without premium YouTube Lol

2 ай мурун
Lapis2200
Lapis2200

camp town races

2 ай мурун
Sergey Shandarin
Sergey Shandarin

Loved the ads. Too many segues in between them though.

2 ай мурун
George Brooks
George Brooks

20 mins 15 commercial break...

2 ай мурун
Janckeriswatchingyou
Janckeriswatchingyou

"Camptown races" Camptown ladies sing dis song Doo da, doo da...

2 ай мурун
acaNBG1980
acaNBG1980

Can't watch youtube videos anymore without getting pissed off at all the ads interrupting every few minutes.

2 ай мурун
Hue Monguss
Hue Monguss

Chevy Monza was a German Opel.

2 ай мурун
Neelesh Mungoli
Neelesh Mungoli

You should do videos man! Would love that

2 ай мурун
Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

It's a sports episode.

2 ай мурун
I hhh
I hhh

One of my favorite things are old O&A Patrice clips. fucking RIP

2 ай мурун
Josh Maine
Josh Maine

Ohhhhhhh the camp town lady sing this song... doo daaaa, do daaaaa..... the camp town race tracks five miles long, oh the doo-daa-day.

2 ай мурун
Billy
Billy

2:10 it’s camptown races bill!

2 ай мурун
Jeremy Smith
Jeremy Smith

Why is there an ad every 90 seconds?

2 ай мурун
eddie Towers
eddie Towers

I love Bill Burr, specially as Migs Mayfield in the "Mandalorian" I mean he is that character. I don't think they could've picked a better person for this character part. I'm not a sci fi fanatic, I don't advertise being between 25 and middle aged, living in my parents basement/garage, trying to fit into a Spiderman suit 3 sizes too small, via dressing for cosplay, though I like watching sci fi, action and gangster movies. Bill makes watching Mayfield all the more enjoyable, in this past "Mandalorian", episode, man did I love how he emote anger on that commanding officer! I half expected his character to grab a pipe and give the 'CO' a "McDonald's beatdown" Where the cast and crew would've had to break up Bill Burr and the director frantically looking through the show writings yelling, "THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRPIT! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!"

2 ай мурун
Lollie Dot Com
Lollie Dot Com

How many coffees did you have this morning?

2 ай мурун
Rainer Radecker
Rainer Radecker

Gwine to Run All Night, or De Camptown Races is a minstrel song by Stephen Foster (1826–1864) It was published in February 1850 by F. D. Benteen of Baltimore ..

2 ай мурун
Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

I just got on the health kick, gotta do those salads

2 ай мурун
Marv
Marv

The Offspring

2 ай мурун
lucas cline
lucas cline

A song you sang after you killed your wife... 😂 I'm dying over here

2 ай мурун
Soyuz da Villan
Soyuz da Villan

I thought he was going to say thing you gotta remember with operating a European chopper is they fly on the left lol

2 ай мурун
Soyuz da Villan
Soyuz da Villan

Yankee doodle had an advert every 2 minutes oh doo dah dae!!

2 ай мурун
Edward Lowrie
Edward Lowrie

Hey loudmouth wasn't trying to bust your balls on that other comment but some people have no respect keep doing what you do Billy and if he ever make it to the Gwaii.. I got you bud.. oh Jesus go f*** yourself

2 ай мурун
Allan Sanchez
Allan Sanchez

Only 12 minutes and already watched 5 commercials WTF I can't do this anymore

2 ай мурун
chmaaoges
chmaaoges

How is there an ad that cannot be skipped every 5 minutes. This shit was already ridiculous but now it's just preposterous.

2 ай мурун
Johan Von Bronx
Johan Von Bronx

40:44

2 ай мурун
Johan Von Bronx
Johan Von Bronx

46:02

2 ай мурун
oldschool
oldschool

Mr. Burr I like your honest opinions on issues that are important today thank you for that. I just wanted to know if playing a character on the show Mandalorian is something that is a long term thing, I think it would bring more depth to the storyline. Also what our your thoughts about Michael Shannon ( an awesome actor I might add ) play the role of Grand Admiral Thrawn on the same show? Hey and you like it a hint to Disney wink, wink.

2 ай мурун
jennxfactor
jennxfactor

Wasn't that Warner Bros bugs bunny?

2 ай мурун
K Fures
K Fures

Camp Town Lady you mean Bill

2 ай мурун
bobafeet74
bobafeet74

You were fantastic as Mayfeld in Chapter 15 of The Mandalorian, Bill! The drinking scene with Valin Hess was some of the best acting and dialog I've seen in Star Wars. You need to be part of Mando's crew or get your own series. Bravo!

2 ай мурун
Science not religion
Science not religion

Yawn. Only a narcissist could think he's so fascinating while babbling about nothing.

2 ай мурун
Zippy Ustar
Zippy Ustar

Camp down races 5 miles long do da do da🎵

2 ай мурун
Orange
Orange

LOL that NPR voice sounds like fkn Goofy.

2 ай мурун
Tara McGhee
Tara McGhee

Who the fuck was in charge of the adverts? Seriously? You are hilarious but not that fuckin funny.

2 ай мурун
Science not religion
Science not religion

He's funny like a regular person is funny. Nothing special.

2 ай мурун
Ryan Langford
Ryan Langford

There was a song that played between the 3 and 4 minute part of the podcast. Real moody and synth sounding. I thought it was the guy he was talking about but it wasn't. Anybody else hear the song and have any idea who it was?? Must of been a commercial. I'm choked because I didn't bother to look when it was playing because I thought it was part of the podcast! Ugh..

2 ай мурун
Absolute MayheM
Absolute MayheM

@bill burr .. man, you were one of the best parts of the best episode of the Mando series ... until Luke .. hahaha .. please tell me when you found out that you were gonna be in the episode before they reveal luke, you must have lost your shit. There has to be a comedy bit in there somewhere!

2 ай мурун
J Martin
J Martin

You should at least have a glass of orange juice with your Adderall breakfast there Billy boy...

2 ай мурун
Keith Murphy
Keith Murphy

Gave up after 25 minutes and 6 ads.

2 ай мурун
og Benbone
og Benbone

Jesus Christ the fucking ads in this thing

2 ай мурун
Harry Fyhr
Harry Fyhr

I love when Bill is just cheking iiiiin on me

2 ай мурун
D Clay
D Clay

45 ADS!?! What, Baby Yoda isn't paying you enough? 😄

2 ай мурун
Tyler Newkirk
Tyler Newkirk

Off-topic, i love that your starwars char is literally just you if you were in the starwars universe

2 ай мурун
Tyler Newkirk
Tyler Newkirk

Try VR for a workout routine. As a gamer, i love that VR is at a point where i dont sit on my ass, and can do what i love. Already seeing a difference, and can even track calories burned which can be comparable to full workouts.

2 ай мурун
fuzzy monkey 7833
fuzzy monkey 7833

fucking commercials

2 ай мурун
KeepItREEL
KeepItREEL

Plz be safe flying billy big balls. Cuz god forbid we lose you. I never would cry over a famous person dying. But I'll make an exception

2 ай мурун
KeepItREEL
KeepItREEL

Thx for shouting out my ravens. Much love from Baltimore

2 ай мурун
JJ. WICKS.
JJ. WICKS.

BILL IS THE FUCKED UP VOICE OF NORMALITY RIGHT NOW. HA. 👍

2 ай мурун
JJ. WICKS.
JJ. WICKS.

Learned So Much About Sport From Bill. He's The The Father I Never Had. Ha!

2 ай мурун
JJ. WICKS.
JJ. WICKS.

Laughed So Loud In Bed Listening To Bill On The Headphones I Woke My Girlfriend Nearly Gave Her A Heart Attack She Thought Something Was In The Room And That I Was Shouting For Help. HA! This Guy Is A Genius.

2 ай мурун
JJ. WICKS.
JJ. WICKS.

SCOTLAND.... THIS GUY IS A GODSEND RIGHT NOW.

2 ай мурун
Softnumnums
Softnumnums

seattle 7-9 and beat the saints in the wild card! I was there for that game beast quake! was one of the best experiences in my life. The atmosphere was insane from the start.

2 ай мурун
Tstorm2121
Tstorm2121

Just watched you on. Mandalorian. And " you ppl did a great job." Meaning you comedian did a great job. Should have been a major part.. Thanks

2 ай мурун
Brennan Spice
Brennan Spice

The throwback episode is a classic one haha .. don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money!

2 ай мурун
DaNameBeRyan
DaNameBeRyan

God, that chocking story was hilarious! That'd be a hilarious animation.

2 ай мурун
Amanda Terrell
Amanda Terrell

Long live Fuck Face Bill Burr ❤️❤️

2 ай мурун
luceymajor
luceymajor

Can you please put more ads on your podcasts? Every 4 minutes isn’t enough.

2 ай мурун
Science not religion
Science not religion

He definitely isn't worth this. I haven't laughed once after 10 minutes

2 ай мурун
Brian Waskow
Brian Waskow

Did Boba let you fly the Slave 1?

2 ай мурун
Thunder Stud
Thunder Stud

I had me a Mercedes....uhhhhh

2 ай мурун
nirvanna305
nirvanna305

bill burr was so awesome in breaking bad. hilarious.

2 ай мурун
Vixster
Vixster

17 little yellow Google aaaaaaaads dots on heaaaah! 😆😆 good job we loves ya, Billy-Boy, no otha fukka I'm sitting through that many "Tik-Tok-Woke-Peace-Buy-This-Blow-Shit-Up-Yet-Mindful-Virtue" apps and shite ads for! 😂😊👍🏻🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

2 ай мурун
Nicholas Crowley
Nicholas Crowley

This is the newest podcast right? Why am I hearing a re-run life advice about the guy with multiple f*** buddies?

2 ай мурун
Jess stanley
Jess stanley

I noticed it too.

2 ай мурун
Jamie Cassidy
Jamie Cassidy

I love ya Bill but 3 ads in under 10 mins. Come on

2 ай мурун
AxisBelgium
AxisBelgium

I can't listen to this with all the adds

2 ай мурун
Petey Wheatstraw
Petey Wheatstraw

1:34:45 Beyonce aped that concept from Oran 'Juice' Jones from his song "The Rain".

2 ай мурун
Billy Breakaho
Billy Breakaho

Camptown Races 2:00

2 ай мурун
J CITIKITTY
J CITIKITTY

Please Venmo @J_CITIKITTY ✅🙏🐈‍⬛🖖🤝&Follow my insta @ J_citikitty 💯🐈‍⬛✅✌

2 ай мурун
Darrian Davis
Darrian Davis

Oakridge Boys- Tell ya them oakridge boi's, you give'em a couple gi-tars, they gone go crazy on ya ass

2 ай мурун
miguel garcia
miguel garcia

Twins and meat hammer lol

2 ай мурун
dustyn blaha
dustyn blaha

Hey Bill just a heads up theres a video in your ad 😂😂

2 ай мурун
electrontube
electrontube

it's the Camp Town Races, see:Blazing Saddles. awesome that you're flying

2 ай мурун
Dr. Strange
Dr. Strange

Bill, love your podcasts. PS. Fly me to Cali

2 ай мурун
Chickengenius420
Chickengenius420

Ole Billy Red balls

2 ай мурун
Benj
Benj

1:18:19 lol

2 ай мурун
Keith Weaver
Keith Weaver

Dude you crack me up! Literally bring me to tears laughing. Thanks!

2 ай мурун
Ako Druid88
Ako Druid88

!lol

2 ай мурун
Chad Deininger
Chad Deininger

Take a little goat cheese and mix it with a few ounces of orange juice. Mix vigorously - thats a good low fat salad dressing. I like to serve it on a mixed green salad with mandarin orange fruit, blueberries, and almond slices.

2 ай мурун

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