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Bill rambles about helicopters, food detox, and taking on too much excitement.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Scott Scotsman
Google is giving me too many ad breaks. If I don't bother to tap [skip ads] it just goes on to yet another ad. Annoying as hell.
2 күн мурунDunky Gamer
Without NPR, we never would have had Schweaty Balls.
5 күн мурунBlackball
1:09:58..." No! I Don't! " Is this the clown who showered with the athletes?? " I guess I shouldn't have showered with those boys " I think he said.
19 күн мурунIan Mondragon
The cereal story makes me like nia even less :/
19 күн мурунM
Advertisment every 3 minutes....you know what you can go do.
21 күн мурунFoysal Khan
Damn ,from the virus in 2012 to the virus in 2021
Ай мурунtom33110
Thank you for validating my cereal experience lol
Ай мурунJay White
Don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money!! 😂😂😂
Ай мурунMorgan Mac
1:21:04 If I were the chick who banged the guy first, I’d tell my friend, “Welcome to the club, Eskimo sister.” If I were the chick who found out that my friend banged him first, I’d say, “Soooo..... Whatcha think?”
Ай мурунJohn Skelton
Dude, is it just mine or is their like 7 damn commercials now on these videos?!?! Wth?!?!
Ай мурунJ L.
16:55 min to skip the Sportstalk
Ай мурунdex räikkönen
andrew screw this one up right?, is the rotation bad or something; I feel like I just listed to this one not too long ago.
Ай мурунHazmat
I thought Bill got rid of Cleo?
Ай мурунslippery hotdogs
I like when bill said by 30 youll be into your career.. And im about there and have nothing :)
2 ай мурунK B
DON'T BLOW IT KEEP IT SIMPLE COUNT YOUR MONEY
2 ай мурунChris Stone
Nothing like interrupting Bill reading ads with a youtube ad. Literally ads on top of ads. You really need this monetized, Bill? Really? Saving up for another helicopter?
2 ай мурунRavyn Katzen
"Mack Weldon- it's kinda the shit."
2 ай мурунKenneth Gross
An ad every 3-4 mins for an hour? You kidding? Tapped out after the 4th at 7 mins in.
2 ай мурунlaura simmons
bill I need advice!! how do send you it to address on the podcast
2 ай мурунMike Danger
CAMP TOWN RACES!
2 ай мурунFish Killl
Count yo money!
2 ай мурунClark Gayton
Camptown races
2 ай мурунmwmulv
Commercial every five minutes? Jesus Bill.
2 ай мурунKoby Barnes
THE CAMPTOWN LADAYYYY SING THIS SONG DOO DAAA DOO DAA THE CAMPTOWN LADIEEEE SING THIS SONG ALL THE DOO DAA DAYYYYY
2 ай мурунJerry Thomasson
It's kind of funny how you Americans call it "football" but it is really American rugby and pussyfied by using all that pads and protection... 😂😂😂 But then all sports sucks except for ufc and mma. 😊 // Jerry from sweden 🇸🇪
2 ай мурунOwen Patch
All these people without premium YouTube Lol
2 ай мурунLapis2200
camp town races
2 ай мурунSergey Shandarin
Loved the ads. Too many segues in between them though.
2 ай мурунGeorge Brooks
20 mins 15 commercial break...
2 ай мурунJanckeriswatchingyou
"Camptown races" Camptown ladies sing dis song Doo da, doo da...
2 ай мурунacaNBG1980
Can't watch youtube videos anymore without getting pissed off at all the ads interrupting every few minutes.
2 ай мурунHue Monguss
Chevy Monza was a German Opel.
2 ай мурунNeelesh Mungoli
You should do videos man! Would love that
2 ай мурунThomas Garcia
It's a sports episode.
2 ай мурунI hhh
One of my favorite things are old O&A Patrice clips. fucking RIP
2 ай мурунJosh Maine
Ohhhhhhh the camp town lady sing this song... doo daaaa, do daaaaa..... the camp town race tracks five miles long, oh the doo-daa-day.
2 ай мурунBilly
2:10 it’s camptown races bill!
2 ай мурунJeremy Smith
Why is there an ad every 90 seconds?
2 ай мурунeddie Towers
I love Bill Burr, specially as Migs Mayfield in the "Mandalorian" I mean he is that character. I don't think they could've picked a better person for this character part. I'm not a sci fi fanatic, I don't advertise being between 25 and middle aged, living in my parents basement/garage, trying to fit into a Spiderman suit 3 sizes too small, via dressing for cosplay, though I like watching sci fi, action and gangster movies. Bill makes watching Mayfield all the more enjoyable, in this past "Mandalorian", episode, man did I love how he emote anger on that commanding officer! I half expected his character to grab a pipe and give the 'CO' a "McDonald's beatdown" Where the cast and crew would've had to break up Bill Burr and the director frantically looking through the show writings yelling, "THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRPIT! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!"
2 ай мурунLollie Dot Com
How many coffees did you have this morning?
2 ай мурунRainer Radecker
Gwine to Run All Night, or De Camptown Races is a minstrel song by Stephen Foster (1826–1864) It was published in February 1850 by F. D. Benteen of Baltimore ..
2 ай мурунThomas Lewis
I just got on the health kick, gotta do those salads
2 ай мурунMarv
The Offspring
2 ай мурунlucas cline
A song you sang after you killed your wife... 😂 I'm dying over here
2 ай мурунSoyuz da Villan
I thought he was going to say thing you gotta remember with operating a European chopper is they fly on the left lol
2 ай мурунSoyuz da Villan
Yankee doodle had an advert every 2 minutes oh doo dah dae!!
2 ай мурунEdward Lowrie
Hey loudmouth wasn't trying to bust your balls on that other comment but some people have no respect keep doing what you do Billy and if he ever make it to the Gwaii.. I got you bud.. oh Jesus go f*** yourself
2 ай мурунAllan Sanchez
Only 12 minutes and already watched 5 commercials WTF I can't do this anymore
2 ай мурунchmaaoges
How is there an ad that cannot be skipped every 5 minutes. This shit was already ridiculous but now it's just preposterous.
2 ай мурунJohan Von Bronx
40:44
2 ай мурунJohan Von Bronx
46:02
2 ай мурунoldschool
Mr. Burr I like your honest opinions on issues that are important today thank you for that. I just wanted to know if playing a character on the show Mandalorian is something that is a long term thing, I think it would bring more depth to the storyline. Also what our your thoughts about Michael Shannon ( an awesome actor I might add ) play the role of Grand Admiral Thrawn on the same show? Hey and you like it a hint to Disney wink, wink.
2 ай мурунjennxfactor
Wasn't that Warner Bros bugs bunny?
2 ай мурунK Fures
Camp Town Lady you mean Bill
2 ай мурунbobafeet74
You were fantastic as Mayfeld in Chapter 15 of The Mandalorian, Bill! The drinking scene with Valin Hess was some of the best acting and dialog I've seen in Star Wars. You need to be part of Mando's crew or get your own series. Bravo!
2 ай мурунScience not religion
Yawn. Only a narcissist could think he's so fascinating while babbling about nothing.
2 ай мурунZippy Ustar
Camp down races 5 miles long do da do da🎵
2 ай мурунOrange
LOL that NPR voice sounds like fkn Goofy.
2 ай мурунTara McGhee
Who the fuck was in charge of the adverts? Seriously? You are hilarious but not that fuckin funny.
2 ай мурунScience not religion
He's funny like a regular person is funny. Nothing special.
2 ай мурунRyan Langford
There was a song that played between the 3 and 4 minute part of the podcast. Real moody and synth sounding. I thought it was the guy he was talking about but it wasn't. Anybody else hear the song and have any idea who it was?? Must of been a commercial. I'm choked because I didn't bother to look when it was playing because I thought it was part of the podcast! Ugh..
2 ай мурунAbsolute MayheM
@bill burr .. man, you were one of the best parts of the best episode of the Mando series ... until Luke .. hahaha .. please tell me when you found out that you were gonna be in the episode before they reveal luke, you must have lost your shit. There has to be a comedy bit in there somewhere!
2 ай мурунJ Martin
You should at least have a glass of orange juice with your Adderall breakfast there Billy boy...
2 ай мурунKeith Murphy
Gave up after 25 minutes and 6 ads.
2 ай мурунog Benbone
Jesus Christ the fucking ads in this thing
2 ай мурунHarry Fyhr
I love when Bill is just cheking iiiiin on me
2 ай мурунD Clay
45 ADS!?! What, Baby Yoda isn't paying you enough? 😄
2 ай мурунTyler Newkirk
Off-topic, i love that your starwars char is literally just you if you were in the starwars universe
2 ай мурунTyler Newkirk
Try VR for a workout routine. As a gamer, i love that VR is at a point where i dont sit on my ass, and can do what i love. Already seeing a difference, and can even track calories burned which can be comparable to full workouts.
2 ай мурунfuzzy monkey 7833
fucking commercials
2 ай мурунKeepItREEL
Plz be safe flying billy big balls. Cuz god forbid we lose you. I never would cry over a famous person dying. But I'll make an exception
2 ай мурунKeepItREEL
Thx for shouting out my ravens. Much love from Baltimore
2 ай мурунJJ. WICKS.
BILL IS THE FUCKED UP VOICE OF NORMALITY RIGHT NOW. HA. 👍
2 ай мурунJJ. WICKS.
Learned So Much About Sport From Bill. He's The The Father I Never Had. Ha!
2 ай мурунJJ. WICKS.
Laughed So Loud In Bed Listening To Bill On The Headphones I Woke My Girlfriend Nearly Gave Her A Heart Attack She Thought Something Was In The Room And That I Was Shouting For Help. HA! This Guy Is A Genius.
2 ай мурунJJ. WICKS.
SCOTLAND.... THIS GUY IS A GODSEND RIGHT NOW.
2 ай мурунSoftnumnums
seattle 7-9 and beat the saints in the wild card! I was there for that game beast quake! was one of the best experiences in my life. The atmosphere was insane from the start.
2 ай мурунTstorm2121
Just watched you on. Mandalorian. And " you ppl did a great job." Meaning you comedian did a great job. Should have been a major part.. Thanks
2 ай мурунBrennan Spice
The throwback episode is a classic one haha .. don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money!
2 ай мурунDaNameBeRyan
God, that chocking story was hilarious! That'd be a hilarious animation.
2 ай мурунAmanda Terrell
Long live Fuck Face Bill Burr ❤️❤️
2 ай мурунluceymajor
Can you please put more ads on your podcasts? Every 4 minutes isn’t enough.
2 ай мурунScience not religion
He definitely isn't worth this. I haven't laughed once after 10 minutes
2 ай мурунBrian Waskow
Did Boba let you fly the Slave 1?
2 ай мурунThunder Stud
I had me a Mercedes....uhhhhh
2 ай мурунnirvanna305
bill burr was so awesome in breaking bad. hilarious.
2 ай мурунVixster
17 little yellow Google aaaaaaaads dots on heaaaah! 😆😆 good job we loves ya, Billy-Boy, no otha fukka I'm sitting through that many "Tik-Tok-Woke-Peace-Buy-This-Blow-Shit-Up-Yet-Mindful-Virtue" apps and shite ads for! 😂😊👍🏻🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
2 ай мурунNicholas Crowley
This is the newest podcast right? Why am I hearing a re-run life advice about the guy with multiple f*** buddies?
2 ай мурунJess stanley
I noticed it too.
2 ай мурунJamie Cassidy
I love ya Bill but 3 ads in under 10 mins. Come on
2 ай мурунAxisBelgium
I can't listen to this with all the adds
2 ай мурунPetey Wheatstraw
1:34:45 Beyonce aped that concept from Oran 'Juice' Jones from his song "The Rain".
2 ай мурунBilly Breakaho
Camptown Races 2:00
2 ай мурунJ CITIKITTY
Please Venmo @J_CITIKITTY ✅🙏🐈⬛🖖🤝&Follow my insta @ J_citikitty 💯🐈⬛✅✌
2 ай мурунDarrian Davis
Oakridge Boys- Tell ya them oakridge boi's, you give'em a couple gi-tars, they gone go crazy on ya ass
2 ай мурунmiguel garcia
Twins and meat hammer lol
2 ай мурунdustyn blaha
Hey Bill just a heads up theres a video in your ad 😂😂
2 ай мурунelectrontube
it's the Camp Town Races, see:Blazing Saddles. awesome that you're flying
2 ай мурунDr. Strange
Bill, love your podcasts. PS. Fly me to Cali
2 ай мурунChickengenius420
Ole Billy Red balls
2 ай мурунBenj
1:18:19 lol
2 ай мурунKeith Weaver
Dude you crack me up! Literally bring me to tears laughing. Thanks!
2 ай мурунAko Druid88
!lol
2 ай мурунChad Deininger
Take a little goat cheese and mix it with a few ounces of orange juice. Mix vigorously - thats a good low fat salad dressing. I like to serve it on a mixed green salad with mandarin orange fruit, blueberries, and almond slices.
2 ай мурун