узактыгы: 1:44:28
Bill rambles about coming together, sports titles, and flying over LA.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2
Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
Жорумдар
Mari's Golden Hour
😁 Yes! Love the BBD (Bell Biv Devoe) reference at 24:15. Or rather, if that was the reference intended, it was noticed and appreciated. 😊💙🖤✨
Саат мурунA Non I'm Us
I love you Bill, but if you want a reason why there needed to be an ARMED protest, well I just have one thing to say... Do you have internet? lol Have you not seen the amount of violence the left has caused in the past 4 years? 😂😂😂👌
24 күн мурунsmokeyfreshhh
"I dont like falling in love with free agents Because its like falling in love with a stripper" 💯🤭 -Bill Burr Legend & Future Hall of Famer
24 күн мурунDr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD
Check out...Les Années lumière, it's a French pilot movie 👌 it's from an awesome novel by Daniel Odier.
Ай мурунDr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD
Hey, "Billy Bald Scorchin!" Well, Trump always "Trump's" himself.... Every time he speaks, it's like watching his mouth falling down the stairs! The movie rendition would mostly star a "Vas Deferen!"
Ай мурунGolden Silverback
Bill I am a friend from Maui. Somebody much smarter than I once said a "fan" is prefix for fanatic. So if you can indulge me. Bill I tried to watch you with Mike today on Hotboxin". Can you PLEASE get a message to Mike and ask him what the flipp he was thinking when he let this new "production team" drop Eben Britton? if you read the comments from the first and well....your guest appearance show. Mikes fans are pissed off. I presume you are a friend of Mikes as well. Eben helped create that show. Now they stick in Piven? Am I on qualudes here? I like Jeremy but the show is way, way off without Eben man. From a friend to a friend just asking your help. I cant even watch the new shows and you are my favorite comedian. It stinks Billy. Smells like Don King all over again. Mahalo nui loa.
Ай мурунLaszlo Kiss
Trump has been saying things like that from day 1 of his presidency though bill most left leaning people didnt ever listen to him just watched a cnn clip with no context fox news does this bs all the time too im not saying they dont im a libertarian and my biggest complaints about trump was the lockdown and red flag laws I want more rights not less now the left has gone totally off the deep end they introduced a bill in NY assembly bill a416 that would allow cuomo to lock up anyone who "may have" come into contact with someone who "may be" infected
Ай мурунSomethingNewAMBW
I LOST MY SHIT at 51:45 lmfao i look crazy ass hell at work lol
Ай мурунRandy
Bill the Social Jerk.....Prime time Jerk Rant....Bill go away
Ай мурунfraser311
I think my favorite part is listening to him try to read ads and failing miserably.
Ай мурунfrog neckmen
Right before bill talks about the capital building and people getting hurt, a cop dead, our democracy going down in flames, he giggles, then talks about how it's the medias fault. Ok bill, someone been watching some fox news lately, maybe some Qnyou time with your buddy Rogan. Your one step away from being the next Michael richards or Alex Jones. That snarky, asshole Boston crap is getting old, like you're balls.
Ай мурунfrog neckmen
I've had my coffee, sorry for being a dick.
Ай мурунVili T
The only reason for an armed protest is war Bill. What els do you think they want? They're trying to divide us.
Ай мурунVili T
The only reason for an armed protest is war Bill. What els do you think they want? They're trying to divide us.
Ай мурунVili T
@ixsis oodk Way too depressing so I'm trying to avoid it but I get the impression that people are gonna start going f@€#!ng crazy soon.
Ай мурунixsis oodk
Have you seen CNN the last 4 years?
Ай мурунVili T
Im doin bad but I'm good Bill! You're the best! I like your message.
Ай мурун0ptimus1984
Like 1guy said before election only1 that can beat trump is trump and he did just that he beat himself a guy that has bad takes to at times The Amazing Lucas CH said this in 1of he videos
Ай мурунThe UnWanted
Trump has been saying we need to say it, the news just wont air that and the two main social media platforms banned him.
Ай мурунRay Greenwood
rotator cuff injuries are not what you think, they are neck misalignments (nerve bundles to the arms go through the neck) go see a decent chiropractor that does x rays
Ай мурунmark h
Today Bill I learnt that you were born 10 years to the day before me which I though was alright! Then as I was watching F just now, Edison in Colt Luger has my surname as their middle name! :D
Ай мурунTexasGreenTea
To impeach, you need 2/3rds majority. The House votes first. If they impeach, then the Senate votes after that. If both impeach, POTUS is out. Like Clinton, Trump was impeached by the House but not by the Senate. That's why he wasn't removed. Now, after the riot, he has just been impeached by the House a second time. The ball is now in the Senate's court. If 17 Republican senators vote yes, Trump will be barred from running again.
Ай мурунSir Burn
BILL! WTF?! He said peacefully before the March. I'm disappointed that you don't know or see the things this guy has done in office. Look IT UP BILL. GODDAMNED BILL. DOOOOO some research!
Ай мурунSam s
I always listen till Bill starts talking American sports, then I'm out. No idea who these people are. Atlanta doodads and new england greybeards yada yada
Ай мурунkarim serraye
Bill !
Ай мурунRainer Radecker
Yeah .. F-ck the Rangers GOOOOOO Islanders !!!!! 🏒
Ай мурунTheGlassGhost
Bill you're my favorite comedian next to George Carlin. I just wanted to know how it feels to make every star wars nerd cream their pants (male and female)
Ай мурунThe Comment Section
Hey I brought some air. Anybody want some?
Ай мурунDon Nesbitt
I left a complimentary comment here, but YouTube’s algorithm thought that I said something “off”, which I didn’t and they deleted it. That’s the Left in 2021 running everything. It’s not the Right that’s the fascists.
Ай мурунKaren Greenup
OMG the snoring thang on Tonight Show......I was that woman. He with PTSD.........After he recorded me, and I went to sleep studies......we just slept in different rooms. And actually the sex was better after that! LMAO. LOVE YOU BILL !!!! Longtime!!!!
Ай мурунjarred longerot
Did he upload a part of an old episode
Ай мурунCard Commander
Nothing like listening to Bill reading dates for 10 minutes
Ай мурунMarco Olinowetz
Greetings from Macau, China... always enjoy your podcast
Ай мурунEl Merelles
Love the uk accent! Just perfect, complete w the stutter..ha
Ай мурун89tin
25:00 1:01:00
Ай мурунultranitro
Bill has something against all Minnesota sports teams. Everytime the subject comes up you can hear the distain in his voice.
Ай мурунAh Dh
@ultranitro it’s just a joke buddy, chill
Ай мурунultranitro
You misinterpreted what I said. Read it again, this time while thinking.
Ай мурунAh Dh
I don’t think Minnesota as a state is relevant enough to be hated by anyone over anything
Ай мурунThe best kid in the world
Hey Bill you know that 1997 Michigan team had Tom Brady on it so Tom has 7 championship rings
Ай мурунJoseph Westover
I'm a painter. I'd love to change your mind about your issues with painters. We are not all created equal. Why not let me paint for you. SINGED:A BIG FAN REGUARDLESS
Ай мурунAleah Henderson-Carter
1:20:00 Dude. Don’t do it. On the crazy coin, the opposite side of reckless is vindictive. The second you scorn her, she will come after you. Banging a hot, crazy chick is not worth your future.
Ай мурунdrumpadnerd 16
Bill, filming yourself while playing is one of the best tools you can use to take your drumming to the next level. I would also recommend playing with a mirror directly in front of your kit to watch your own technique. Much love for the podcast from one drummer to another 👍
Ай мурунMaro Vok
Fuck tour sports podcast Bill, who gives a fuck about 400lbs guys into 150lbs guys..seen videos that protesters were disguised as a Trump supporters,is that possibility?
Ай мурунDevan Higgins
didnt mama come out like 4 years ago lol
Ай мурунLeeroy Jenkins
Wow Bill you're really becoming grossly unbearable it's embarrassing that I actually used to look forward to your podcast it makes me disappointed in myself🤦
Ай мурунLpc Man
Bill once again showing off how tocked he is. Trump has been impeached twice now. It doesn't mean he's been removed from office; that's a totally different vote. I hope ol' Freckle Frump remains an undereducated dolt. Half his humor is a result of his ignorance and it makes him among the GOATs.
Ай мурунslippery hotdogs
Lmao i understand bills a celebrity so he lives in echo chambers,but hes way off the money on this capitol thing. Rtump called for oeace and unity hundreds of times, what does cnn say each time" drumplfer wants to kill us !". The fact is trump could of been the nicest fairest guy in the world, it didnt matter,he dared to challenge the establishment and he is paying for it
Ай мурунslippery hotdogs
The second trump would say " lets come together as americans" The response was " oh hes a fascist he wants nationalism"
Ай мурунArmando Barraza
Thanks bill appreciate the podcast
Ай мурунAlongcameaWolf
bill you crushed it in the star wars! All my love from my family to yours 💕
Ай мурунReece M
Paint stripper? Lmfao
Ай мурунANDREW AGUIRRE
420
Ай мурунJesus Cabrera
Jimmy fallon is so fake🤥 and complete sellout.
Ай мурунRex Henderson
Oh really Bill, thats all he needed to say? Thats all he needed to say to bring peace to America? Tf outta here...
Ай мурунNomar Lugo
34:30 - Alrightchu guys that’s the podcast... Go Fuck Ya Selvvzzzz!!!!
Ай мурунAmy Nicole
“I’m gonna age like nine years”
Ай мурунfat tony
Gup or heat gun
Ай мурунfat tony
You hear that paint cracking
Ай мурунJeff Rasmussen
Bill Burr is the Man!
Ай мурунLupo of lunar origin
"And Noah beget ham, who beget zepheth, who beget..."
Ай мурунCharles haas
In dc you cannot bring guns, many were arrested for bringing guns to dc
Ай мурунsmorange7
Dude I bought a desk from ikea and can totally relate to the utter ~shite~ quality. Ended up taking a piece of drywall, cutting it to size, painted/shellac’d it to give it a nice finish, and caulked it onto the desktop. Turned out super nice, only cost like $15 more than crappy ikea.
Ай мурунMarie Taylor
No vote is ever secret in Congress; it's all public knowledge how each representative votes.
Ай мурунMontana Silver
Hahahahah what kind of painters are you getting??
Ай мурунA Smith
I miss Burr the comedian. Now he is just plane fucking boring. Sports....read...sports...promo....done
Ай мурунJosh Dea
Saban is great, but also overrated. They have 5 star recruits that wait 2 years just to see any playing time. The fact they haven't won more is kind of surprising. College football is lame to a degree anyways. Name one other major sport where you can go undefeated and it doesn't mean anything. Who cares. It's not an even playing field. Not that impressed from a coaching standpoint
Ай мурунStarcraft DALEK
Trump is Executing order 66. Gl Hf
Ай мурунBREAKocean
1.4k LIkes 80 dislikes on 1/15 2021. Can't wait to check next year lol
Ай мурунmattmopar440
Yeah CHICAGO cant wait to see you bill !!!
Ай мурунSees Nails
My days have been awesome. I have been talking to someone, who I absolutely adore, and I've not listened to any of your pod casts in like 60 years. I don't check my fb.. I don't watch Netflix. It feels nice to have someone I give a fuck for who makes me feel complete. Just wanted to stop by and see what's new. Hope all is well. Toodles
Ай мурунanthonyboy
I love when Bill talks about his parenting stuff lol
Ай мурунMichael
For the love of god. It is pronounce Vy Ohm.
Ай мурунBuilt Like A Conquering King -BLACK
Ayo! Real quick, Great job in the Mandalorian season 2. Bravo sir. I actually hated your weaseling characterin season 1. And in season 2 I was like he ain't half bad. Part of that was the writing but you carried that scene with the officer, after your character and the Mandalorian snuck into the base. Bravo.
Ай мурунAG
Compton hasn't seen enough helicopters?
Ай мурунs02 Pzychotik
=__=
Ай мурунEquality_is_not_Equity
Impeaching doesn’t mean to remove. Impeachment recognizes you messed up. Bad. He was impeached 2x. Now it goes to the Senate so they can decide what, if any, consequences there will be.
Ай мурунRa Prometheus
All efforts to impeach Trump have failed, because as hard they try/lie, there is nothing ever to impeach him for. Lol. Then a few months later we find out that Biden is actually guilty of all the same fabrications they try/lie to impeach Trump for. The irony.
Ай мурунAdam Suvalskas
Bill, you forget who played QB for Michigan in the late 90's.
Ай мурунJosh Norko
Go pack go!
Ай мурунDiego C
Harvard!!! 19 90!!! 🤣🤣🤣 BILL upload some of your drumming videos..
Ай мурунMister MLG
funny that bill is grammy nominated and shitting on those
Ай мурунemerraldx
If you are like Bill and wondering who is calling out the MSM on their clickfest media coverage manufacturing drama for ratings on both sides Eric Weinstein has been out there this week swinging his Kayfabe hypothesis around again, good stuff to found
Ай мурунP A
People used to die playing football BECAUSE they were members of a barbershop quartet
Ай мурунG3M1N1J0K3R
trust the politicians and government L. O fuckin L
Ай мурунTwo Acres and a Mule
1:00:00 What the fuck is he talking about peyton manning playing football? was this recent?
Ай мурунGumby Syring
I like that no ones told him how to pronounce Viome yet. I think he even said Biome in the last read but didn’t put it together.
Ай мурунKevin E
This is why I listen to Billy Bravo. Because he calls it like it is. 👍🏾✌🏾
Ай мурунJonathan Hannah
Trump is the next real life Bond villain 😂
Ай мурунRoddzilla71
You should do video with the podcast,,,,people wanna see your ugly mugg
Ай мурунbryson
“If I go to a Harvard game do I chant 1919!” Lmao
Ай мурунJesse J
Bill “who doesn’t want to bang a teacher” Burr
Ай мурунToy collecting then and now! plus comics and more
Love the podcast Bill!! If you want another Avenue to help with improving your drumming try playing punk rock! There is a skate punk band called "Cigar" which should be right up your alley. Master that and you can play almost anything after that!
Ай мурунJohn Smith
Heeeyyy Billy Boy
Ай мурунMrJustintheman88
I DONT BELIEVE IN MONSTERS
Ай мурунBrad Blades
The media corporations are using the left and the right to keep us fighting each other.
Ай мурунSpaceknight79
It goes higher than that. The rich/corporate/elites keep us at each other's throats. If the 99% is busy blaming each other, they never look up to see it's the 1% who's manipulating and screwing them.
Ай мурунfrowning Joker
30 min podcast with 15 min snooze fest about American football and 5 min ads. Get your shit together Bill
Ай мурунJames Kirk
Hey bill, ever turn yourself on watching your self. That's some hot bill on bill action.
Ай мурунG M
Bud. From a plant.
Ай мурунKepp Giggles
Did the Sooners win when Peterson was there? That guy was the best running back I've seen when he played for the Vikings running all over the NFC noriss
Ай мурунMario Scarpati
Why am I laughing my ass off from his reads? This guy is a comedy genius
Ай мурунEsotericBeep
Everytime he said "CBD" I lost it
12 күн мурунSpaceknight79
Impeachment in the House means to be CHARGED. This requires a simple majority. The Senate CONVICTS (or acquits). This requires 2/3 majority. If convicted, there is another optional Senate vote to permanently ban from federal office. This requires a simple majority.
Ай мурунChristian Norrington
"Oh, Max.. how could you" LMFAO, Bill crushing the ads as usual.
Ай мурунrranger1014
From Get Smart
Ай мурунScotti Shark
Kept FFW through politics to try to find Opening Night for the Bruins talk. Found it at 17:15. Knew you wouldn't let us down Billy Bruin! Even though you pulled an LL and pulled a "Going back to Cali"... We'll welcome you back to WORCESTER sometime soon hopefully! At 34:06 Billy has to learn about the B's current season division. Disappointing Billy! Marchy gets two biscuits in the basket, to beat NJ and to make Subban suck it! Let's go B's !
Ай мурунGearoid Walsh
He's been saying that shit forever Bill. It gets spun as "Fine People on Both Sides" WAAAAH HE SAID NAZIS WERE FINE PEOPLE etc... Not saying he's a good guy, but there's nothing he can do. His rhetoric was often fairly presidential and diplomatic, but it got spun and buried by the MSM. They had one card to play and they played it full bore. Again, you don't have to like the guy, I don't give a shit.
Ай мурунRiq Bal
I'm listening to the podcast while painting the doors in my house! I used paint stripper on my 60 year old doors, scraped off the paint and then used 10% (strong) diluted caustic soda to take the rest off. Get as much of the caustic off as possible after, let the doors thoroughly dry for like 2 weeks before painting
Ай мурунs i l v e r t o n g u e
Do you honestly not know what chemical paint stripper is. Anyway seeing that you around aircraft, aircraft grade thinners is the quickest way to remove paint from anything including wood. The stuff is potent. nothing close to hardware store thinners, wet whatever you want to strip the paint off, wait a minute or 2 then brush over it again ans the paint will literally looks like its just dissolving into the thinners. when all the paint is off. just give the door a quick wash down with some soapy water.
Ай мурунMike Wells
So.. Im sure you know this (btw) your personality is an amazing inspiration to me (as strange as that may be ha!) But it is... Anyway... The media WILLlet out who voted to impeach and who didnt. Just to keep mf on their toes ya know what i mean??
Ай мурун