Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-14-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about coming together, sports titles, and flying over LA.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Mari's Golden Hour
Mari's Golden Hour

😁 Yes! Love the BBD (Bell Biv Devoe) reference at 24:15. Or rather, if that was the reference intended, it was noticed and appreciated. 😊💙🖤✨

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A Non I'm Us
A Non I'm Us

I love you Bill, but if you want a reason why there needed to be an ARMED protest, well I just have one thing to say... Do you have internet? lol Have you not seen the amount of violence the left has caused in the past 4 years? 😂😂😂👌

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smokeyfreshhh
smokeyfreshhh

"I dont like falling in love with free agents Because its like falling in love with a stripper" 💯🤭 -Bill Burr Legend & Future Hall of Famer

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Dr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD
Dr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD

Check out...Les Années lumière, it's a French pilot movie 👌 it's from an awesome novel by Daniel Odier.

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Dr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD
Dr.Villäinê der Mënace PhD

Hey, "Billy Bald Scorchin!" Well, Trump always "Trump's" himself.... Every time he speaks, it's like watching his mouth falling down the stairs! The movie rendition would mostly star a "Vas Deferen!"

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Golden Silverback
Golden Silverback

Bill I am a friend from Maui. Somebody much smarter than I once said a "fan" is prefix for fanatic. So if you can indulge me. Bill I tried to watch you with Mike today on Hotboxin". Can you PLEASE get a message to Mike and ask him what the flipp he was thinking when he let this new "production team" drop Eben Britton? if you read the comments from the first and well....your guest appearance show. Mikes fans are pissed off. I presume you are a friend of Mikes as well. Eben helped create that show. Now they stick in Piven? Am I on qualudes here? I like Jeremy but the show is way, way off without Eben man. From a friend to a friend just asking your help. I cant even watch the new shows and you are my favorite comedian. It stinks Billy. Smells like Don King all over again. Mahalo nui loa.

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Laszlo Kiss
Laszlo Kiss

Trump has been saying things like that from day 1 of his presidency though bill most left leaning people didnt ever listen to him just watched a cnn clip with no context fox news does this bs all the time too im not saying they dont im a libertarian and my biggest complaints about trump was the lockdown and red flag laws I want more rights not less now the left has gone totally off the deep end they introduced a bill in NY assembly bill a416 that would allow cuomo to lock up anyone who "may have" come into contact with someone who "may be" infected

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SomethingNewAMBW
SomethingNewAMBW

I LOST MY SHIT at 51:45 lmfao i look crazy ass hell at work lol

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Randy
Randy

Bill the Social Jerk.....Prime time Jerk Rant....Bill go away

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fraser311
fraser311

I think my favorite part is listening to him try to read ads and failing miserably.

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frog neckmen
frog neckmen

Right before bill talks about the capital building and people getting hurt, a cop dead, our democracy going down in flames, he giggles, then talks about how it's the medias fault. Ok bill, someone been watching some fox news lately, maybe some Qnyou time with your buddy Rogan. Your one step away from being the next Michael richards or Alex Jones. That snarky, asshole Boston crap is getting old, like you're balls.

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frog neckmen
frog neckmen

I've had my coffee, sorry for being a dick.

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Vili T
Vili T

The only reason for an armed protest is war Bill. What els do you think they want? They're trying to divide us.

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Vili T
Vili T

The only reason for an armed protest is war Bill. What els do you think they want? They're trying to divide us.

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Vili T
Vili T

@ixsis oodk Way too depressing so I'm trying to avoid it but I get the impression that people are gonna start going f@€#!ng crazy soon.

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ixsis oodk
ixsis oodk

Have you seen CNN the last 4 years?

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Vili T
Vili T

Im doin bad but I'm good Bill! You're the best! I like your message.

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0ptimus1984
0ptimus1984

Like 1guy said before election only1 that can beat trump is trump and he did just that he beat himself a guy that has bad takes to at times The Amazing Lucas CH said this in 1of he videos

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The UnWanted
The UnWanted

Trump has been saying we need to say it, the news just wont air that and the two main social media platforms banned him.

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Ray Greenwood
Ray Greenwood

rotator cuff injuries are not what you think, they are neck misalignments (nerve bundles to the arms go through the neck) go see a decent chiropractor that does x rays

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mark h
mark h

Today Bill I learnt that you were born 10 years to the day before me which I though was alright! Then as I was watching F just now, Edison in Colt Luger has my surname as their middle name! :D

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TexasGreenTea
TexasGreenTea

To impeach, you need 2/3rds majority. The House votes first. If they impeach, then the Senate votes after that. If both impeach, POTUS is out. Like Clinton, Trump was impeached by the House but not by the Senate. That's why he wasn't removed. Now, after the riot, he has just been impeached by the House a second time. The ball is now in the Senate's court. If 17 Republican senators vote yes, Trump will be barred from running again.

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Sir Burn
Sir Burn

BILL! WTF?! He said peacefully before the March. I'm disappointed that you don't know or see the things this guy has done in office. Look IT UP BILL. GODDAMNED BILL. DOOOOO some research!

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Sam s
Sam s

I always listen till Bill starts talking American sports, then I'm out. No idea who these people are. Atlanta doodads and new england greybeards yada yada

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karim serraye
karim serraye

Bill !

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Rainer Radecker
Rainer Radecker

Yeah .. F-ck the Rangers GOOOOOO Islanders !!!!! 🏒

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TheGlassGhost
TheGlassGhost

Bill you're my favorite comedian next to George Carlin. I just wanted to know how it feels to make every star wars nerd cream their pants (male and female)

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The Comment Section
The Comment Section

Hey I brought some air. Anybody want some?

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Don Nesbitt
Don Nesbitt

I left a complimentary comment here, but YouTube’s algorithm thought that I said something “off”, which I didn’t and they deleted it. That’s the Left in 2021 running everything. It’s not the Right that’s the fascists.

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Karen Greenup
Karen Greenup

OMG the snoring thang on Tonight Show......I was that woman. He with PTSD.........After he recorded me, and I went to sleep studies......we just slept in different rooms. And actually the sex was better after that! LMAO. LOVE YOU BILL !!!! Longtime!!!!

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jarred longerot
jarred longerot

Did he upload a part of an old episode

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Card Commander
Card Commander

Nothing like listening to Bill reading dates for 10 minutes

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Marco Olinowetz
Marco Olinowetz

Greetings from Macau, China... always enjoy your podcast

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El Merelles
El Merelles

Love the uk accent! Just perfect, complete w the stutter..ha

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89tin
89tin

25:00 1:01:00

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ultranitro
ultranitro

Bill has something against all Minnesota sports teams. Everytime the subject comes up you can hear the distain in his voice.

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Ah Dh
Ah Dh

@ultranitro it’s just a joke buddy, chill

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ultranitro
ultranitro

You misinterpreted what I said. Read it again, this time while thinking.

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Ah Dh
Ah Dh

I don’t think Minnesota as a state is relevant enough to be hated by anyone over anything

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The best kid in the world
The best kid in the world

Hey Bill you know that 1997 Michigan team had Tom Brady on it so Tom has 7 championship rings

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Joseph Westover
Joseph Westover

I'm a painter. I'd love to change your mind about your issues with painters. We are not all created equal. Why not let me paint for you. SINGED:A BIG FAN REGUARDLESS

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Aleah Henderson-Carter
Aleah Henderson-Carter

1:20:00 Dude. Don’t do it. On the crazy coin, the opposite side of reckless is vindictive. The second you scorn her, she will come after you. Banging a hot, crazy chick is not worth your future.

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drumpadnerd 16
drumpadnerd 16

Bill, filming yourself while playing is one of the best tools you can use to take your drumming to the next level. I would also recommend playing with a mirror directly in front of your kit to watch your own technique. Much love for the podcast from one drummer to another 👍

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Maro Vok
Maro Vok

Fuck tour sports podcast Bill, who gives a fuck about 400lbs guys into 150lbs guys..seen videos that protesters were disguised as a Trump supporters,is that possibility?

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Devan Higgins
Devan Higgins

didnt mama come out like 4 years ago lol

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Leeroy Jenkins
Leeroy Jenkins

Wow Bill you're really becoming grossly unbearable it's embarrassing that I actually used to look forward to your podcast it makes me disappointed in myself🤦

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Lpc Man
Lpc Man

Bill once again showing off how tocked he is. Trump has been impeached twice now. It doesn't mean he's been removed from office; that's a totally different vote. I hope ol' Freckle Frump remains an undereducated dolt. Half his humor is a result of his ignorance and it makes him among the GOATs.

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slippery hotdogs
slippery hotdogs

Lmao i understand bills a celebrity so he lives in echo chambers,but hes way off the money on this capitol thing. Rtump called for oeace and unity hundreds of times, what does cnn say each time" drumplfer wants to kill us !". The fact is trump could of been the nicest fairest guy in the world, it didnt matter,he dared to challenge the establishment and he is paying for it

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slippery hotdogs
slippery hotdogs

The second trump would say " lets come together as americans" The response was " oh hes a fascist he wants nationalism"

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Armando Barraza
Armando Barraza

Thanks bill appreciate the podcast

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AlongcameaWolf
AlongcameaWolf

bill you crushed it in the star wars! All my love from my family to yours 💕

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Reece M
Reece M

Paint stripper? Lmfao

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ANDREW AGUIRRE
ANDREW AGUIRRE

420

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Jesus Cabrera
Jesus Cabrera

Jimmy fallon is so fake🤥 and complete sellout.

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Rex Henderson
Rex Henderson

Oh really Bill, thats all he needed to say? Thats all he needed to say to bring peace to America? Tf outta here...

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Nomar Lugo
Nomar Lugo

34:30 - Alrightchu guys that’s the podcast... Go Fuck Ya Selvvzzzz!!!!

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Amy Nicole
Amy Nicole

“I’m gonna age like nine years”

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fat tony
fat tony

Gup or heat gun

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fat tony
fat tony

You hear that paint cracking

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Jeff Rasmussen
Jeff Rasmussen

Bill Burr is the Man!

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Lupo of lunar origin
Lupo of lunar origin

"And Noah beget ham, who beget zepheth, who beget..."

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Charles haas
Charles haas

In dc you cannot bring guns, many were arrested for bringing guns to dc

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smorange7
smorange7

Dude I bought a desk from ikea and can totally relate to the utter ~shite~ quality. Ended up taking a piece of drywall, cutting it to size, painted/shellac’d it to give it a nice finish, and caulked it onto the desktop. Turned out super nice, only cost like $15 more than crappy ikea.

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Marie Taylor
Marie Taylor

No vote is ever secret in Congress; it's all public knowledge how each representative votes.

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Montana Silver
Montana Silver

Hahahahah what kind of painters are you getting??

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A Smith
A Smith

I miss Burr the comedian. Now he is just plane fucking boring. Sports....read...sports...promo....done

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Josh Dea
Josh Dea

Saban is great, but also overrated. They have 5 star recruits that wait 2 years just to see any playing time. The fact they haven't won more is kind of surprising. College football is lame to a degree anyways. Name one other major sport where you can go undefeated and it doesn't mean anything. Who cares. It's not an even playing field. Not that impressed from a coaching standpoint

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Starcraft DALEK
Starcraft DALEK

Trump is Executing order 66. Gl Hf

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BREAKocean
BREAKocean

1.4k LIkes 80 dislikes on 1/15 2021. Can't wait to check next year lol

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mattmopar440
mattmopar440

Yeah CHICAGO cant wait to see you bill !!!

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Sees Nails
Sees Nails

My days have been awesome. I have been talking to someone, who I absolutely adore, and I've not listened to any of your pod casts in like 60 years. I don't check my fb.. I don't watch Netflix. It feels nice to have someone I give a fuck for who makes me feel complete. Just wanted to stop by and see what's new. Hope all is well. Toodles

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anthonyboy
anthonyboy

I love when Bill talks about his parenting stuff lol

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Michael
Michael

For the love of god. It is pronounce Vy Ohm.

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Built Like A Conquering King -BLACK
Built Like A Conquering King -BLACK

Ayo! Real quick, Great job in the Mandalorian season 2. Bravo sir. I actually hated your weaseling characterin season 1. And in season 2 I was like he ain't half bad. Part of that was the writing but you carried that scene with the officer, after your character and the Mandalorian snuck into the base. Bravo.

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AG
AG

Compton hasn't seen enough helicopters?

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s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik

=__=

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Equality_is_not_Equity
Equality_is_not_Equity

Impeaching doesn’t mean to remove. Impeachment recognizes you messed up. Bad. He was impeached 2x. Now it goes to the Senate so they can decide what, if any, consequences there will be.

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Ra Prometheus
Ra Prometheus

All efforts to impeach Trump have failed, because as hard they try/lie, there is nothing ever to impeach him for. Lol. Then a few months later we find out that Biden is actually guilty of all the same fabrications they try/lie to impeach Trump for. The irony.

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Adam Suvalskas
Adam Suvalskas

Bill, you forget who played QB for Michigan in the late 90's.

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Josh Norko
Josh Norko

Go pack go!

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Diego C
Diego C

Harvard!!! 19 90!!! 🤣🤣🤣 BILL upload some of your drumming videos..

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Mister MLG
Mister MLG

funny that bill is grammy nominated and shitting on those

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emerraldx
emerraldx

If you are like Bill and wondering who is calling out the MSM on their clickfest media coverage manufacturing drama for ratings on both sides Eric Weinstein has been out there this week swinging his Kayfabe hypothesis around again, good stuff to found

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P A
P A

People used to die playing football BECAUSE they were members of a barbershop quartet

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G3M1N1J0K3R
G3M1N1J0K3R

trust the politicians and government L. O fuckin L

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Two Acres and a Mule
Two Acres and a Mule

1:00:00 What the fuck is he talking about peyton manning playing football? was this recent?

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Gumby Syring
Gumby Syring

I like that no ones told him how to pronounce Viome yet. I think he even said Biome in the last read but didn’t put it together.

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Kevin E
Kevin E

This is why I listen to Billy Bravo. Because he calls it like it is. 👍🏾✌🏾

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Jonathan Hannah
Jonathan Hannah

Trump is the next real life Bond villain 😂

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Roddzilla71
Roddzilla71

You should do video with the podcast,,,,people wanna see your ugly mugg

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bryson
bryson

“If I go to a Harvard game do I chant 1919!” Lmao

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Jesse J
Jesse J

Bill “who doesn’t want to bang a teacher” Burr

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Toy collecting then and now! plus comics and more
Toy collecting then and now! plus comics and more

Love the podcast Bill!! If you want another Avenue to help with improving your drumming try playing punk rock! There is a skate punk band called "Cigar" which should be right up your alley. Master that and you can play almost anything after that!

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John Smith
John Smith

Heeeyyy Billy Boy

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MrJustintheman88
MrJustintheman88

I DONT BELIEVE IN MONSTERS

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Brad Blades
Brad Blades

The media corporations are using the left and the right to keep us fighting each other.

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Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

It goes higher than that. The rich/corporate/elites keep us at each other's throats. If the 99% is busy blaming each other, they never look up to see it's the 1% who's manipulating and screwing them.

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frowning Joker
frowning Joker

30 min podcast with 15 min snooze fest about American football and 5 min ads. Get your shit together Bill

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James Kirk
James Kirk

Hey bill, ever turn yourself on watching your self. That's some hot bill on bill action.

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G M
G M

Bud. From a plant.

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Kepp Giggles
Kepp Giggles

Did the Sooners win when Peterson was there? That guy was the best running back I've seen when he played for the Vikings running all over the NFC noriss

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Mario Scarpati
Mario Scarpati

Why am I laughing my ass off from his reads? This guy is a comedy genius

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EsotericBeep
EsotericBeep

Everytime he said "CBD" I lost it

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Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

Impeachment in the House means to be CHARGED. This requires a simple majority. The Senate CONVICTS (or acquits). This requires 2/3 majority. If convicted, there is another optional Senate vote to permanently ban from federal office. This requires a simple majority.

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Christian Norrington
Christian Norrington

"Oh, Max.. how could you" LMFAO, Bill crushing the ads as usual.

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rranger1014
rranger1014

From Get Smart

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Scotti Shark
Scotti Shark

Kept FFW through politics to try to find Opening Night for the Bruins talk. Found it at 17:15. Knew you wouldn't let us down Billy Bruin! Even though you pulled an LL and pulled a "Going back to Cali"... We'll welcome you back to WORCESTER sometime soon hopefully! At 34:06 Billy has to learn about the B's current season division. Disappointing Billy! Marchy gets two biscuits in the basket, to beat NJ and to make Subban suck it! Let's go B's !

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Gearoid Walsh
Gearoid Walsh

He's been saying that shit forever Bill. It gets spun as "Fine People on Both Sides" WAAAAH HE SAID NAZIS WERE FINE PEOPLE etc... Not saying he's a good guy, but there's nothing he can do. His rhetoric was often fairly presidential and diplomatic, but it got spun and buried by the MSM. They had one card to play and they played it full bore. Again, you don't have to like the guy, I don't give a shit.

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Riq Bal
Riq Bal

I'm listening to the podcast while painting the doors in my house! I used paint stripper on my 60 year old doors, scraped off the paint and then used 10% (strong) diluted caustic soda to take the rest off. Get as much of the caustic off as possible after, let the doors thoroughly dry for like 2 weeks before painting

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s i l v e r t o n g u e
s i l v e r t o n g u e

Do you honestly not know what chemical paint stripper is. Anyway seeing that you around aircraft, aircraft grade thinners is the quickest way to remove paint from anything including wood. The stuff is potent. nothing close to hardware store thinners, wet whatever you want to strip the paint off, wait a minute or 2 then brush over it again ans the paint will literally looks like its just dissolving into the thinners. when all the paint is off. just give the door a quick wash down with some soapy water.

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Mike Wells
Mike Wells

So.. Im sure you know this (btw) your personality is an amazing inspiration to me (as strange as that may be ha!) But it is... Anyway... The media WILLlet out who voted to impeach and who didnt. Just to keep mf on their toes ya know what i mean??

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