Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-28-21

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    Bill Burr

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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

S 1
S 1

The word you were looking for was Loco Moco. That’s the burger with gravy and egg. It’s fucking delicious

12 күн мурун
Edward Jones
Edward Jones

Bill never apologise for being grumpy. It's the constant happiness we're all just about sick to death of.

13 күн мурун
Juan Aguirre
Juan Aguirre

You’re supposed to get a flu shot every year?!?!

14 күн мурун
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy

I like having the books just in case...in case what I dunno.

19 күн мурун
Intermittent Energy
Intermittent Energy

LOL!

22 күн мурун
The Saif
The Saif

Hey Bill, love you man. Can you talk about dogecoin! The people’s coin.

25 күн мурун
Solo Rollo
Solo Rollo

I demand “indochiiiiino”

26 күн мурун
A butterfly
A butterfly

Bill did you know the color ink you can use it for black and white also

26 күн мурун
fr00bers
fr00bers

I thought old billy red face stopped drinkin

27 күн мурун
OG NA$A
OG NA$A

"Erry year ... 7 billion ppl"😐👐😭

27 күн мурун
Alex P
Alex P

For anyone wondering, the random audio clip at the end of this episode is from 1-7-21 in case you want to hear the full thing , an it starts at about 1 hour 20 min in

27 күн мурун
cdoublejj
cdoublejj

Dear Bill Burr I can solve all your tv, printer bull shit tech problems. I specialize in your age group. Maybe you should consider doing a bit on how printers and ink are a scam.

27 күн мурун
VintageGearFreak
VintageGearFreak

Invest in a fkn laser printer for the love of god

27 күн мурун
Corinne Barca
Corinne Barca

November 2013, the Czech National Bank (ČNB) intervened to weaken the exchange rate of the koruna through a monetary stimulus to stop the currency from excessive strengthening Decades after the Nazi occupation of what is today the Czech Republic, a plaque appeared on a house in the small town of Trebon in honor of a wartime nurse.

27 күн мурун
Nick McGinnis
Nick McGinnis

The steal is real.

28 күн мурун
Joe Lucie
Joe Lucie

WHAT??????’Can’t believe you you silly silly boy

28 күн мурун
Junk Head
Junk Head

Creep show was the horror film with the guy buried in the sand

28 күн мурун
Michael Barjak
Michael Barjak

Worse than bike people, electrical scooter people, riding the lighting

28 күн мурун
Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

Bonham needed to lay off the cymbals sometimes.

28 күн мурун
Patrick Sullivan
Patrick Sullivan

"I thought you got it and thats it." If you don't wvwn understand that much then why are you talking so much shit on everyone who disagrees about Corona. 🤣

28 күн мурун
Dean Ickes
Dean Ickes

can I take a pill to fix it

28 күн мурун
-Hotg-Odin
-Hotg-Odin

1:19:50 " youre not a virgin, " trying to get your dick wet" this is a fucking pistol formation" LOL yo use this in a bit HILARIOUS

28 күн мурун
Squidbillies1000
Squidbillies1000

Bill I will clean it up for free

28 күн мурун
Alex P
Alex P

Bill "is this even remotely interesting" Burr!

28 күн мурун
Enloe Metzloff
Enloe Metzloff

Sucks about your patio there mate..... Remember its alot like Jurrasic Park, Life will find a way!

28 күн мурун
Loonie News
Loonie News

:( guy made a great parody of you driving. Hope you get a chance to see it. tried to show ya but some censorbot deleted it - Love your work - Please don't let the PC Nazi's or the Silk&Skidmark Pinkos EVER ruin your act! Arts art! ya fuckin bastid! ;)

28 күн мурун
Elliot
Elliot

That intro is so good many comedians would have used that in a actual stand-up show

28 күн мурун
T. L.
T. L.

Tiny house tests relationships fast. Try it out. Test your love

28 күн мурун
T. L.
T. L.

Bikes should go against traffic and get over when cars come. Like when we grew up Bill. Huh

28 күн мурун
T. L.
T. L.

Walk your bike across the street

28 күн мурун
T. L.
T. L.

Bedtime 🌙 Thanks Bill. Done got the vaccine. Yeah a booster next year maybe with the flu vax

28 күн мурун
Big Slim
Big Slim

Bills yelling is so toxic lol he’s a mad man

28 күн мурун
Kimberly LaLonde
Kimberly LaLonde

28 күн мурун
John
John

Bill - go to Amazon. The do have just the black ink lol

28 күн мурун
MrFaDookie
MrFaDookie

I've been montequilla in my coffee 4 a yr now & I luuuuuv budda....

28 күн мурун
MrFaDookie
MrFaDookie

U shoold try pop copy Bill.....

29 күн мурун
MrFaDookie
MrFaDookie

Itz notta side run Bill.....geeeezuz khriist......

29 күн мурун
MrFaDookie
MrFaDookie

CREEPSHOW.....

29 күн мурун
D B
D B

Neil Peart was better

29 күн мурун
Odenix75 Odenix75
Odenix75 Odenix75

@Bill fuckface burr 👍👍 very funny 😂🤣😂🤣Bill I fucking love your rants made a lot of to me🤘

29 күн мурун
metrocardz
metrocardz

Get the bootleg inks on eBay Billy Boy! Or checkout "continuous ink" set-ups if your model has one out there.

29 күн мурун
khrom
khrom

What's with the double standard at the end? A dildo is normal but a fleshlight is weird? Wtf lmao

29 күн мурун
ORIGINAL
ORIGINAL

So exactly 8 years ago he was also late with the podcast... talk about timing

29 күн мурун
cjs85000
cjs85000

I’m confused. That movie ‘Stand Up Guys’... it was released in 2012??

29 күн мурун
Pimp C
Pimp C

Get a dot matrix printer. Problem solved

29 күн мурун
Just The Hedricks
Just The Hedricks

Why don't people that ride bikes get in the damn bike lane.

29 күн мурун
Chris Caravello
Chris Caravello

That. But what always killed me is why do they think they can run red lights and 4 way stop signs? I cant tell how many times I saw that shit when I used to drive a cab.

28 күн мурун
JaxRwld
JaxRwld

RIP Kevin Greene

29 күн мурун
sativa rosegold
sativa rosegold

They give the bums Greyhound tickets

29 күн мурун
Αλέξανδρος Κουκούτσης
Αλέξανδρος Κουκούτσης

Turn on your camera and your show is going to be number 1 in the world

29 күн мурун
Bailey Bartley
Bailey Bartley

Havent had a flu shot in a decade, and now im expected to get two covid shots?

29 күн мурун
s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik

-__

29 күн мурун
Nyosh
Nyosh

Oh Jeezus lol. Have a great week Bill!

29 күн мурун
Droppin'Deuces
Droppin'Deuces

Love the 12 year delay at the end. No effort required

29 күн мурун
Doug Cope
Doug Cope

I am group 1a- but I passed on that. You can have mine...

29 күн мурун
cafe88 racer
cafe88 racer

havent replaced my bw laserjet cartriage since i got it 8 years ago lol

29 күн мурун
wizardari
wizardari

The guy buried in the sand-- CREEPSHOW!

29 күн мурун
D Salcida
D Salcida

Billy Darko.... HEYYYy

29 күн мурун
xxPYROxxJONESxx
xxPYROxxJONESxx

did u pour water down it?

29 күн мурун
Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79

Yo Bill..... those books on your shelf. Those are the same as mounted animal heads. Those are your trophies, your "kills," that you are pleased with.

29 күн мурун
L Wo
L Wo

"He's basically doing everything right, and it's fuckin' annoying me"

29 күн мурун
john doe
john doe

Bill is a neo lib

29 күн мурун
Goldie Wanng
Goldie Wanng

Rip bills patio

29 күн мурун
David Bithel
David Bithel

Bill Burr your team sucks doodle. ❤️ Take care I love your stand-up. You are in my top five of course not number one as I'm saying top 5,I'm not sure what the heck is going on but redheads seem to be the intellectual stand up comedians, 🤣🤪😂🤣😅🤣

29 күн мурун
boagski
boagski

Bill isn’t liking everything being delivered and needing more then 1 vaccine... but it’s where the world is heading! Get ready for multiple vacs a year, everything being delivered and socialising being rare!

29 күн мурун
Chris Demopoulos
Chris Demopoulos

There's a ton of pharma companies in competition for a single dose effective vaccine. They each have billions at stake. Nobody is intentionally making a shitty product to make more money (aside from speed to market) because there is actual competition in pharma, unlike big tech.

29 күн мурун
-Hotg-Odin
-Hotg-Odin

YO BILLY you got so much framed shit, send me something to sell bro having hard times. Sign it for me =] you sound a little depressed brother put your chin up much love!

29 күн мурун
John Gavin
John Gavin

Lmao listening to the intro while my hair is in a ponytail and I have a beard. Sick

29 күн мурун
John Gavin
John Gavin

@illegalsmileIV:XX only thing missing is the small house haha

28 күн мурун
illegalsmileIV:XX
illegalsmileIV:XX

Ha! Same... I mean, I've had mine for over 25 years, and it goes quite well with the whole, Harley motorcycle thing, but still though, yeah...

28 күн мурун
Shaneta Patterson
Shaneta Patterson

The streets are better on your joints than sidewalks. However, running in the middle of the street is asinine. I always ran through neighborhoods and stayed away from high traffic areas.

29 күн мурун
Sir Angus Fungus
Sir Angus Fungus

IF Bill can't even command dirt...Fck flying with him.

29 күн мурун
Destiny Phillips
Destiny Phillips

Ass to mouth just killed me😂😂😂

29 күн мурун
Leto
Leto

It's ok Burr, the previous administration seems to have 'misplaced' 20 mil vaccine doses. Some people might not get their second dose in time.

29 күн мурун
Greg Cullers
Greg Cullers

Isnt Kevin Greene dead?

29 күн мурун
John
John

It’s funny. People sit for hundreds of hours and listen to Bill burr shit on everything and anything. But as soon as it’s something sensitive to them, the outrage. They don’t know how they can get over it and get on. And they need to tell the world about it! Interesting

29 күн мурун
Chris Caravello
Chris Caravello

Yeah. I dont know. When Bill says something I disagree with I just disagree with it and move on. I think most of his fans are like that

29 күн мурун
Trove Stove
Trove Stove

Stamp guy where u at?

29 күн мурун
Chris Odinson
Chris Odinson

Silly billy..rugby union is tough,but there’s rugby league,a totally different sport. Now that is the toughest sport in the world..biggest tackles on the planet

29 күн мурун
ufc4me07
ufc4me07

OOOHHHH, POOR FRECKLES!! 🖕👨‍🦰

29 күн мурун
ThousandairesClub
ThousandairesClub

*WALMART WILL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.*

29 күн мурун
Wade Heidbreder
Wade Heidbreder

4:40 for your ears

29 күн мурун
Bernardino Tamayo
Bernardino Tamayo

Creep show

29 күн мурун
L T
L T

This is y bill is so fkin funny. Just listen from beg- end of this podcast... trying to control himself from losing his shit!!!!!

29 күн мурун
Smart Smartone
Smart Smartone

The fact that you can be charged for something you're against, had no part in, and didn't even know about is an overreach of state power. It's too subjective.

29 күн мурун
NeverRubARhubarb
NeverRubARhubarb

@Se7enDsinS Gaming So is Donald's shit-heel of a son-in-law. Strange, strange world.

29 күн мурун
Se7enDsinS Gaming
Se7enDsinS Gaming

Meanwhile BLM is actually being nominated for a Nobel peace Prize...

29 күн мурун
Dawson
Dawson

Do I not understand the full concept of this podcast? It seems to stop multiple times and then begin.

29 күн мурун
Pauline K.
Pauline K.

bill we like you grumpy! don’t apologize!! go f.y.

29 күн мурун
Paulina Desposito
Paulina Desposito

Do not get it man

29 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Frosted jogging shorts. Is the funniest thing you have said in 5 years

29 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Frank Drebin buried Sam Moloan

29 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

You are so late to the game

29 күн мурун
AK 4o
AK 4o

Who would of thunk it

29 күн мурун
pipedownandeatyourputting
pipedownandeatyourputting

dont get the jab bill!! saying this because your awesome man

29 күн мурун
whatever man
whatever man

Dude the printer people make money on color, use carefully

29 күн мурун
Stephan Gray
Stephan Gray

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

29 күн мурун
That Burger
That Burger

Why is youtube trying to force this unfunny wigger's podcast?

29 күн мурун
Victor Ogutu
Victor Ogutu

Look at that .. two Standup Specials on a Mondayyyy !!!

29 күн мурун
kid sister kirby
kid sister kirby

No it's true! people jogging in the bike lane or just IN the street! drive me fkn nuts like they're "special"

29 күн мурун
Name of The Game
Name of The Game

Lol who is managing this YT channel. Its Monday, not Thursday.

Ай мурун
aoife aries
aoife aries

please billy you have an international audience knock off the NFL shit or give us time stamps to skip it

Ай мурун
Se7enDsinS Gaming
Se7enDsinS Gaming

Are you really too lazy to listen to a free show and complain that you don't know how to skip over sports talk?

29 күн мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

Big Pharma strikes again

Ай мурун
Praise TheElites
Praise TheElites

Black peoples first

Ай мурун
John Song
John Song

Bill: Faak!!! I'm just bitchin today. Me: Yes!

Ай мурун
David Perez
David Perez

G.B. was talking about playing jazz swing, that's why he critiqued our beloved John. RIP lost drummers.

Ай мурун
E A
E A

It's about time you checked in on us. 😆 😆 😆

Ай мурун

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