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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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The word you were looking for was Loco Moco. That’s the burger with gravy and egg. It’s fucking delicious
12 күн мурунEdward Jones
Bill never apologise for being grumpy. It's the constant happiness we're all just about sick to death of.
13 күн мурунJuan Aguirre
You’re supposed to get a flu shot every year?!?!
14 күн мурунPxtrxck Cxxksxy
I like having the books just in case...in case what I dunno.
19 күн мурунIntermittent Energy
LOL!
22 күн мурунThe Saif
Hey Bill, love you man. Can you talk about dogecoin! The people’s coin.
25 күн мурунSolo Rollo
I demand “indochiiiiino”
26 күн мурунA butterfly
Bill did you know the color ink you can use it for black and white also
26 күн мурунfr00bers
I thought old billy red face stopped drinkin
27 күн мурунOG NA$A
"Erry year ... 7 billion ppl"😐👐😭
27 күн мурунAlex P
For anyone wondering, the random audio clip at the end of this episode is from 1-7-21 in case you want to hear the full thing , an it starts at about 1 hour 20 min in
27 күн мурунcdoublejj
Dear Bill Burr I can solve all your tv, printer bull shit tech problems. I specialize in your age group. Maybe you should consider doing a bit on how printers and ink are a scam.
27 күн мурунVintageGearFreak
Invest in a fkn laser printer for the love of god
27 күн мурунCorinne Barca
November 2013, the Czech National Bank (ČNB) intervened to weaken the exchange rate of the koruna through a monetary stimulus to stop the currency from excessive strengthening Decades after the Nazi occupation of what is today the Czech Republic, a plaque appeared on a house in the small town of Trebon in honor of a wartime nurse.
27 күн мурунNick McGinnis
The steal is real.
28 күн мурунJoe Lucie
WHAT??????’Can’t believe you you silly silly boy
28 күн мурунJunk Head
Creep show was the horror film with the guy buried in the sand
28 күн мурунMichael Barjak
Worse than bike people, electrical scooter people, riding the lighting
28 күн мурунSpaceknight79
Bonham needed to lay off the cymbals sometimes.
28 күн мурунPatrick Sullivan
"I thought you got it and thats it." If you don't wvwn understand that much then why are you talking so much shit on everyone who disagrees about Corona. 🤣
28 күн мурунDean Ickes
can I take a pill to fix it
28 күн мурун-Hotg-Odin
1:19:50 " youre not a virgin, " trying to get your dick wet" this is a fucking pistol formation" LOL yo use this in a bit HILARIOUS
28 күн мурунSquidbillies1000
Bill I will clean it up for free
28 күн мурунAlex P
Bill "is this even remotely interesting" Burr!
28 күн мурунEnloe Metzloff
Sucks about your patio there mate..... Remember its alot like Jurrasic Park, Life will find a way!
28 күн мурунLoonie News
:( guy made a great parody of you driving. Hope you get a chance to see it. tried to show ya but some censorbot deleted it - Love your work - Please don't let the PC Nazi's or the Silk&Skidmark Pinkos EVER ruin your act! Arts art! ya fuckin bastid! ;)
28 күн мурунElliot
That intro is so good many comedians would have used that in a actual stand-up show
28 күн мурунT. L.
Tiny house tests relationships fast. Try it out. Test your love
28 күн мурунT. L.
Bikes should go against traffic and get over when cars come. Like when we grew up Bill. Huh
28 күн мурунT. L.
Walk your bike across the street
28 күн мурунT. L.
Bedtime 🌙 Thanks Bill. Done got the vaccine. Yeah a booster next year maybe with the flu vax
28 күн мурунBig Slim
Bills yelling is so toxic lol he’s a mad man
28 күн мурунKimberly LaLonde
❤
28 күн мурунJohn
Bill - go to Amazon. The do have just the black ink lol
28 күн мурунMrFaDookie
I've been montequilla in my coffee 4 a yr now & I luuuuuv budda....
28 күн мурунMrFaDookie
U shoold try pop copy Bill.....
29 күн мурунMrFaDookie
Itz notta side run Bill.....geeeezuz khriist......
29 күн мурунMrFaDookie
CREEPSHOW.....
29 күн мурунD B
Neil Peart was better
29 күн мурунOdenix75 Odenix75
@Bill fuckface burr 👍👍 very funny 😂🤣😂🤣Bill I fucking love your rants made a lot of to me🤘
29 күн мурунmetrocardz
Get the bootleg inks on eBay Billy Boy! Or checkout "continuous ink" set-ups if your model has one out there.
29 күн мурунkhrom
What's with the double standard at the end? A dildo is normal but a fleshlight is weird? Wtf lmao
29 күн мурунORIGINAL
So exactly 8 years ago he was also late with the podcast... talk about timing
29 күн мурунcjs85000
I’m confused. That movie ‘Stand Up Guys’... it was released in 2012??
29 күн мурунPimp C
Get a dot matrix printer. Problem solved
29 күн мурунJust The Hedricks
Why don't people that ride bikes get in the damn bike lane.
29 күн мурунChris Caravello
That. But what always killed me is why do they think they can run red lights and 4 way stop signs? I cant tell how many times I saw that shit when I used to drive a cab.
28 күн мурунJaxRwld
RIP Kevin Greene
29 күн мурунsativa rosegold
They give the bums Greyhound tickets
29 күн мурунΑλέξανδρος Κουκούτσης
Turn on your camera and your show is going to be number 1 in the world
29 күн мурунBailey Bartley
Havent had a flu shot in a decade, and now im expected to get two covid shots?
29 күн мурунs02 Pzychotik
-__
29 күн мурунNyosh
Oh Jeezus lol. Have a great week Bill!
29 күн мурунDroppin'Deuces
Love the 12 year delay at the end. No effort required
29 күн мурунDoug Cope
I am group 1a- but I passed on that. You can have mine...
29 күн мурунcafe88 racer
havent replaced my bw laserjet cartriage since i got it 8 years ago lol
29 күн мурунwizardari
The guy buried in the sand-- CREEPSHOW!
29 күн мурунD Salcida
Billy Darko.... HEYYYy
29 күн мурунxxPYROxxJONESxx
did u pour water down it?
29 күн мурунSpaceknight79
Yo Bill..... those books on your shelf. Those are the same as mounted animal heads. Those are your trophies, your "kills," that you are pleased with.
29 күн мурунL Wo
"He's basically doing everything right, and it's fuckin' annoying me"
29 күн мурунjohn doe
Bill is a neo lib
29 күн мурунGoldie Wanng
Rip bills patio
29 күн мурунDavid Bithel
Bill Burr your team sucks doodle. ❤️ Take care I love your stand-up. You are in my top five of course not number one as I'm saying top 5,I'm not sure what the heck is going on but redheads seem to be the intellectual stand up comedians, 🤣🤪😂🤣😅🤣
29 күн мурунboagski
Bill isn’t liking everything being delivered and needing more then 1 vaccine... but it’s where the world is heading! Get ready for multiple vacs a year, everything being delivered and socialising being rare!
29 күн мурунChris Demopoulos
There's a ton of pharma companies in competition for a single dose effective vaccine. They each have billions at stake. Nobody is intentionally making a shitty product to make more money (aside from speed to market) because there is actual competition in pharma, unlike big tech.
29 күн мурун-Hotg-Odin
YO BILLY you got so much framed shit, send me something to sell bro having hard times. Sign it for me =] you sound a little depressed brother put your chin up much love!
29 күн мурунJohn Gavin
Lmao listening to the intro while my hair is in a ponytail and I have a beard. Sick
29 күн мурунJohn Gavin
@illegalsmileIV:XX only thing missing is the small house haha
28 күн мурунillegalsmileIV:XX
Ha! Same... I mean, I've had mine for over 25 years, and it goes quite well with the whole, Harley motorcycle thing, but still though, yeah...
28 күн мурунShaneta Patterson
The streets are better on your joints than sidewalks. However, running in the middle of the street is asinine. I always ran through neighborhoods and stayed away from high traffic areas.
29 күн мурунSir Angus Fungus
IF Bill can't even command dirt...Fck flying with him.
29 күн мурунDestiny Phillips
Ass to mouth just killed me😂😂😂
29 күн мурунLeto
It's ok Burr, the previous administration seems to have 'misplaced' 20 mil vaccine doses. Some people might not get their second dose in time.
29 күн мурунGreg Cullers
Isnt Kevin Greene dead?
29 күн мурунJohn
It’s funny. People sit for hundreds of hours and listen to Bill burr shit on everything and anything. But as soon as it’s something sensitive to them, the outrage. They don’t know how they can get over it and get on. And they need to tell the world about it! Interesting
29 күн мурунChris Caravello
Yeah. I dont know. When Bill says something I disagree with I just disagree with it and move on. I think most of his fans are like that
29 күн мурунTrove Stove
Stamp guy where u at?
29 күн мурунChris Odinson
Silly billy..rugby union is tough,but there’s rugby league,a totally different sport. Now that is the toughest sport in the world..biggest tackles on the planet
29 күн мурунufc4me07
OOOHHHH, POOR FRECKLES!! 🖕👨🦰
29 күн мурунThousandairesClub
*WALMART WILL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.*
29 күн мурунWade Heidbreder
4:40 for your ears
29 күн мурунBernardino Tamayo
Creep show
29 күн мурунL T
This is y bill is so fkin funny. Just listen from beg- end of this podcast... trying to control himself from losing his shit!!!!!
29 күн мурунSmart Smartone
The fact that you can be charged for something you're against, had no part in, and didn't even know about is an overreach of state power. It's too subjective.
29 күн мурунNeverRubARhubarb
@Se7enDsinS Gaming So is Donald's shit-heel of a son-in-law. Strange, strange world.
29 күн мурунSe7enDsinS Gaming
Meanwhile BLM is actually being nominated for a Nobel peace Prize...
29 күн мурунDawson
Do I not understand the full concept of this podcast? It seems to stop multiple times and then begin.
29 күн мурунPauline K.
bill we like you grumpy! don’t apologize!! go f.y.
29 күн мурунPaulina Desposito
Do not get it man
29 күн мурунAK 4o
Frosted jogging shorts. Is the funniest thing you have said in 5 years
29 күн мурунAK 4o
Frank Drebin buried Sam Moloan
29 күн мурунAK 4o
You are so late to the game
29 күн мурунAK 4o
Who would of thunk it
29 күн мурунpipedownandeatyourputting
dont get the jab bill!! saying this because your awesome man
29 күн мурунwhatever man
Dude the printer people make money on color, use carefully
29 күн мурунStephan Gray
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
29 күн мурунThat Burger
Why is youtube trying to force this unfunny wigger's podcast?
29 күн мурунVictor Ogutu
Look at that .. two Standup Specials on a Mondayyyy !!!
29 күн мурунkid sister kirby
No it's true! people jogging in the bike lane or just IN the street! drive me fkn nuts like they're "special"
29 күн мурунName of The Game
Lol who is managing this YT channel. Its Monday, not Thursday.
Ай мурунaoife aries
please billy you have an international audience knock off the NFL shit or give us time stamps to skip it
Ай мурунSe7enDsinS Gaming
Are you really too lazy to listen to a free show and complain that you don't know how to skip over sports talk?
29 күн мурунMike hansen
Big Pharma strikes again
Ай мурунPraise TheElites
Black peoples first
Ай мурунJohn Song
Bill: Faak!!! I'm just bitchin today. Me: Yes!
Ай мурунDavid Perez
G.B. was talking about playing jazz swing, that's why he critiqued our beloved John. RIP lost drummers.
Ай мурунE A
It's about time you checked in on us. 😆 😆 😆
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