Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-20

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    Bill Burr

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    Bill rambles about double standards, Texas, and renting movies.
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    Here’s the website! billburr.com
    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

John Skelton
John Skelton

What the fuck?? It just cuts off?? Does bill know it does that???

Ай мурун
UFO Conspiracies
UFO Conspiracies

Please try and continue f is for family that show was way too good that’s sad that it’s stopping please don’t discontinue one of the only great shows that still runs

2 ай мурун
og Benbone
og Benbone

haha i thought the ringing was my phone.

2 ай мурун
Mart
Mart

er...pretty sure a "dirty sanchez" isnt a drink, not where I live anyway

2 ай мурун
Do py
Do py

Hehe.. he was gonna say buttfck ..hehe

2 ай мурун
L H
L H

Love him and Nia - she puts up with a lot. Just started watching Mandalorian . Didn’t know he was in it . The funniest is he keeps thinking the anger will go away . That’s what makes him funny ffs.

2 ай мурун
krissper
krissper

What are you putting in your face Bill?

2 ай мурун
Michael Bradham
Michael Bradham

Navajo Joe Shanghai Joe Blood Money

2 ай мурун
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy
Pxtrxck Cxxksxy

Over the edge is great...must see!

2 ай мурун
Master Baby Yoda
Master Baby Yoda

52:40 Born in 1969 and you're 43, wow i must then be 33 since i was born in 79 a decade later.40 is the new 30 :-)

2 ай мурун
Ryan Behling
Ryan Behling

The first scene of The Car was filmed in Zion National Park in Utah. It’s the scenic drive right as you enter the park.

2 ай мурун
Stark Samurai
Stark Samurai

Bruh give me a skip time stamp for the stupid adds.

2 ай мурун
Stark Samurai
Stark Samurai

I love you Bill and thank you for being one of the best comedians out there who actually deserve all the success you’re getting. You and Dave Chappelle are the G.O.A.T. ‘s!!

2 ай мурун
Mattias Kasparian
Mattias Kasparian

He is fighting for your freedom‘s Bill. You can’t steal elections while maintaining the integrity of a nation. Thank God he’s a fighter.

2 ай мурун
PJM
PJM

Question - where does Bill get his "listener questions" from? Here - the website - emails - other?

2 ай мурун
Rush Chax
Rush Chax

He just cant say ZENDESK

2 ай мурун
Priyanjit Kashyap
Priyanjit Kashyap

whatsup with zendesk? I use zendesk but the advertisement requirement of speaking ZENDESK! so enthusiastically is quite wierd

2 ай мурун
King Burando
King Burando

Erectile DYSFUNCTION

2 ай мурун
Jason Fowler
Jason Fowler

Killdozer and maximum overdrive good movies.

2 ай мурун
J Warda
J Warda

A good French movie to watch is man bites dog you'll never be the same

2 ай мурун
Grogu
Grogu

dad is coming to bail you out of jail see you soon

2 ай мурун
NathanaelFaunce
NathanaelFaunce

Pecan Lodge! Yes! Next time you’re in Dallas, try Terry Blacks. It’s like a half mile from Pecan Lodge.

2 ай мурун
redscarecomixx
redscarecomixx

I guess Bill only rips on people being dumb about covid when it’s not his tour?

2 ай мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

Your mom called him the milk man

2 ай мурун
Mike hansen
Mike hansen

Shit, I would have a lift in my Garage

2 ай мурун
Josh Dea
Josh Dea

If you want obscure movies from the 70s, Amazon Prime video is the way to go.

2 ай мурун
Siddharth Ashri
Siddharth Ashri

I've been trying to send him an e-mail for the last month or so, what address is he currently using?

2 ай мурун
sean lavis
sean lavis

Bill has 22 million and still can't buy his dream cars 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 ай мурун
kimdracula100
kimdracula100

Check out a movie called Rubber. It’s a killer tire...pretty wild.

2 ай мурун
Will Meyers
Will Meyers

"Hey look it's Boba Fett, and he's got himself a Laaaaaaydeee!" - Mayfield upon seeing Fennec.

2 ай мурун
Nancy Chardt
Nancy Chardt

Bill ! I worked as a hospice nurse and although this isn't all that funny, I bet you could come up with a funny view on this. Patients always asked me, "When am I gonna die?" I'm not God, I have no idea. But I kept them as pain free as possible. Hugs to ya Billy-boy.

2 ай мурун
Mid-Night Son 2021
Mid-Night Son 2021

When am i going to die?

2 ай мурун
Midnight Anna
Midnight Anna

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

2 ай мурун
Robert Thomson
Robert Thomson

JFK wanted to change the financial supply of money to the US Congress by removing the Federal Reserve Act and eliminate the debt based currency. Same reason Lincoln got shot, he started the "Green Back" which was his gold value based currency. The IMF will never allow that to happen. Same reason they got rid of Sadam Hussain. Sadam wanted to sell Iraqi oil direct to market, bypassing the US dollar. The ass holes that wanted to start a "new" country by breaking with the King's tax during the battle for independence are doing the exact same thing by keeping us all under the debt based currency model. It is Kings' tax for the bankers.

2 ай мурун
FixinTo
FixinTo

Bill, would Spanish not be more useful?

2 ай мурун
Jeroen Vande Voorde
Jeroen Vande Voorde

17:24 Beavis and Buttf...

2 ай мурун
DeadpanFish
DeadpanFish

Love ya Billy Red Balls! Still watch the Sam Adams SNL skit almost every day you friggin genius.

2 ай мурун
Atillavalverde
Atillavalverde

Hello Bill, Thank you for your podcast, I think it would be better to have one podcast a week but longer sessions with much more material Best

2 ай мурун
evj808
evj808

Saw you tonight in Houston. Couldn’t comment on your page but thank you so much for the load you took off of me from work. Cousin called and said, “Burr tonight!! Bitch..yes or no?” ... I said yes....

2 ай мурун
Memes Over Outrage
Memes Over Outrage

"People are trying to make money"...Fair. But my thing is, HOW are these assholes "trying to make their money"? And WHO are the people who end up getting ass shafted so these jerk offs can..."make their money"...Js.

2 ай мурун
Spam Cannon
Spam Cannon

17:23 Did Bill nearly say Beavis and Buttfuck?

2 ай мурун
S W
S W

Hey billy penis forehead, little whisky on the weekend eh? Had to dial down the bass on my system

2 ай мурун
Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob

When it come to classified files. It's never Black & White. It's Rainbows of Unbelievably complicated circumstances that Steven King couldn't dream up. If you want to know the truth about JFK, I'll meet you on the Grassy knoll.😅😎 PS...FO

2 ай мурун
jean-philippe Tonnelier
jean-philippe Tonnelier

Enchanté Jean-Pierre Burr

2 ай мурун
SZYSZKO
SZYSZKO

Erectile dysfunction

2 ай мурун
Camp USA
Camp USA

Thanks for the sanity!

2 ай мурун
Ryan Weiss
Ryan Weiss

Stoked for Mayfield's return on the Mandalorian next week!

2 ай мурун
Key Epic
Key Epic

Who saw ol Freckles on the latest Mandalorian? Ol Billy blaster bolts is coming back baby!!

2 ай мурун
law kimson
law kimson

Love and respect from France 😂💗 Man I follow bill since the racial draft Gig and his GTA noisy Poppin appearance. This guy s pops truth like Dr strange ! That s the angel from the sky character he doesn't do shit haha and change people s mind like E.T. Burr and Brian MacDonald invisible ink brought me back to screenwriting! Mandalorian uses all the tips process of invisible ink ,Brian MacDonald s book

2 ай мурун
Jordan Jeffers
Jordan Jeffers

Mando's Bitch returns!!!!

2 ай мурун
Frank Jaeger
Frank Jaeger

Beavis and Butt-f....Butt-head, yeah Butt-head!

2 ай мурун
FlexyGoo
FlexyGoo

Ol Billy Space Sniper

2 ай мурун
andy g
andy g

After 5 mins I'm knocking you of, stick to comedy

2 ай мурун
Jalen Spencer
Jalen Spencer

Bill we need that video to these podcasts my man I love you bill amazing in king of Staten Island

2 ай мурун
William Kirk
William Kirk

“NORTH DALLAS FOURTY”

2 ай мурун
HK Leon
HK Leon

Why isn't your shit on spotify

2 ай мурун
James Bond
James Bond

That zendesk pub was the funniest audio pub ever , ZENDESK !

2 ай мурун
Edwood_ 96
Edwood_ 96

Hi Bill, im a fan of your work, and your podcast makes me laugh out loud every week. Im 23 years old and have been watching stand up comedians since i was little with my dad. We would watch Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Robin Williams just to name a few. Since then i have always looked for other comedians i wasn't familiar with to see who had the best jokes. That said, i find that you and Norm Macdonald are the best in my opinion. I saw a picture online of the both of you and have heard you talk about him and vice versa. Would u ever have him on your podcast or do anything together?

2 ай мурун
Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

You rock! From Frankfort, Ky, Buffalo Trace Distillery!

2 ай мурун
Madder Kayne
Madder Kayne

Dream Garage: 39 Lincoln Zephyr, 71 Cuda, 69 Judge, Any year Firebird, The car from League of Extrodinary Gentleman

2 ай мурун
Chris Southard
Chris Southard

Hey bill, watch vice squad. (1982)

2 ай мурун
Gabriela Cabrera
Gabriela Cabrera

Hahaha well I'd like to say that you are right French doesn't like Americanos 😂

2 ай мурун
Jordan AR
Jordan AR

He made that himmz commercial funny as heck 😂.

2 ай мурун
Vincent Delsuc
Vincent Delsuc

Pimsleur for learning language is the best. I feel your pain Bill, as a french learning deutsch... Damn that hard

2 ай мурун
mm KAY
mm KAY

Watch wkuk lee harvey oswald kennedy assassination sketch fucking hilarious

2 ай мурун
MOMO
MOMO

From a distance; while washing my dishes (in my one bedroom apartment), Bill actually resembles Nick Mullen from C-mTown. Maybe it's the other way around and I've merely spent too much time over at c-mtown. At one point, I convinced myself that the voice I was hearing was Nick doing an impression of Bill.

2 ай мурун
Rick Cruz
Rick Cruz

zeNDESK!

2 ай мурун
Rick Cruz
Rick Cruz

Zebra!

2 ай мурун
DK Jonez
DK Jonez

We really do the brisket down here food be amazing

2 ай мурун
DragonBinder
DragonBinder

It’s Ole Billy Sharpshooter, no stormtrooper Laughter looper, blaster bath no loofah.

2 ай мурун
Adam D.
Adam D.

Was it Earl Skakel who tweeted the CIA tweet? He's a Kennedy lol

2 ай мурун
Dave Furbush
Dave Furbush

Big Bad Billy BumSquirt!!!

2 ай мурун
fat tony
fat tony

You sound how your walls look like shit , hire a painter

2 ай мурун
Russell Dahlquist
Russell Dahlquist

Nice. Old Mr. "I support the California lockdown" Bill Burr, doesn't give a shit about his fellow California businesses owners because he can travel and make money doing shows. Screw you Bill.

2 ай мурун
france meseh
france meseh

Stfu bill nia clipped your 🏀s along time ago

2 ай мурун
Adrian velazquez
Adrian velazquez

Pecan Lodge isn’t even the best in D down. You gotta do cattleack but they take orders months in advance. Lol

2 ай мурун
Shane Gross
Shane Gross

Thanks for the Wolfgang Van Halen song. It made me teary and had to blame it on the wind

2 ай мурун
Harry Fyhr
Harry Fyhr

so happy for you,Bill

2 ай мурун
B R.
B R.

What happened at the end?

2 ай мурун
88binis88
88binis88

Andrew! The last minutes are missing dude!

2 ай мурун
Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

the Kc VR Stl Superbowl 2020

2 ай мурун
Krunky
Krunky

For all the shit Bill talks, he's a great Dad!

2 ай мурун
s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik

-____

2 ай мурун
Edman Thunder
Edman Thunder

Bon cop bad cop is a great bilingual movie

2 ай мурун
Zacharie Richer
Zacharie Richer

You should look at Maurice "Rocket" Richard Riot, Bill

2 ай мурун
Raphaël Allouche
Raphaël Allouche

ZENDEEESK

2 ай мурун
Nick Harmer
Nick Harmer

‘Ol Billy Spaceballs, trashing Star Wars nerds for decades until that Disney check rolled in! 😂😂😂

2 ай мурун
James Bond
James Bond

First time that star wars isnt too much nerdy too , mandalorian is much more like clone wars than the movies , the new movies suckkkssaaassss plus they got gus fring to play the evil guy its only right that ol billy redhead as a role too

2 ай мурун
Chris Aguiar
Chris Aguiar

Nailed it bro

2 ай мурун
stalinnnFor Timee
stalinnnFor Timee

I mean you have to think the mob was intertwined with the govt, especially in the 60s and 70s they owned the teamster union. If they wanted something they simply had a majority of the truckers, and dock workers strike and it'll break the economy. If they did strike they generally got what they wanted within days, one of the reason the govt really started to crack down on them

2 ай мурун
Bonn Junior
Bonn Junior

By the way my Dad's a test pilot, flown 40 diff aircrafts

2 ай мурун
Xan Hteps
Xan Hteps

Alex van halen is criminally underrated. Wish I wouldve got to see them play live.

2 ай мурун
doom -
doom -

Indeed. Me too..

2 ай мурун
Dennis Achterberg
Dennis Achterberg

Waiting to see ol' spaceballs again

2 ай мурун
BecksBeard
BecksBeard

Bill Talking like he hosts a jazz radio station

2 ай мурун
Aaron Warner
Aaron Warner

Pecan Lodge is the best bbq I ever had!!!

2 ай мурун
Martina Matejas
Martina Matejas

Just watch mike tyson's hot boxin with the Kennedy JR

2 ай мурун
SpiderDan PinoyParker
SpiderDan PinoyParker

Guillaume étudie le français! Fuckin' A!🤘👍

2 ай мурун
Elias Ortiz
Elias Ortiz

I got more excited seeing that ole billy ginger nuts is coming back in the mandalorian than boba fett

2 ай мурун
DumbAss Loser
DumbAss Loser

White Lightning - Burt Reynolds

2 ай мурун
Shantanu Lakade
Shantanu Lakade

Trash school,fuckin teaching us for free

2 ай мурун
Nicole Toner
Nicole Toner

12/4 9om nutty brown cafe

2 ай мурун
T G
T G

It's the Friday afternoon just before Saturday Thursday afternoon just before friday, Monday morning podcast.

2 ай мурун
GetYourGameOn
GetYourGameOn

Let’s see that pretty fuckin mug brother....and I’m assuming this is one of the last good hair pictures you had because if I’m being honest you look pretty fuckin good yet..but the bald head is cool to.I’ve shaved my head since the 5th fuckin grade

2 ай мурун
Nyosh
Nyosh

I wonder what job involves the most talking

2 ай мурун

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